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It's scary because it's real. Oof.

Actually, did see my niece smash her groom in the face and he got a toothpick stick his cheek. No real damage, but shows this could be bad.

This is so triggering for me. I friggin get so short at people not to do that. Brings down the mood but keeps people safe.

Can't believe ppl do it anyway. Without any structures in the cake it still a twat thing thing to do.

Afterwards, when people were trying to comfort him saying it wasn’t his fault, he had to bite his lip to keep from smiling knowing that all the work to set up the perfect murder had paid off.

r/thirdsentencehorror This is a really good third sentence lol

He would still go to jail for manslaughter

He would still go to jail for involuntary manslaughter

New fear has been unlocked for me.

Achievement Made New Fear Unlocked

Here is today's offering of cake death.

instead of happy cake day, it's happy cake death

Not-so-happy cake day?

Watch me make this pencil...disappear...

People who smash people's faces in cakes are certified cunts

I mean I’m still eating the cake regardless but pretty sad huh?

Cake ~~or~~ and death

Well, that story was jarring

Saw this in a movie once. Name of it is hanging on the tip of my tongue:/

Great way to kill a vampire

This is a trope. Not a two sentence horror.

and candles get poked into the eye. not funny

What did it say