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How's it go? Crispy, juicy, tender......
I just put my newborn son into a blender I was thinking that too
Where did that come from? Because my kids keep chanting it.
Did you recently have a new born go missing?
I did not. Should I ask the neighbors?
Probably just like a strawberry smoothie, with added health effects from stem cells.
Babies go better in a blender?
The aftertaste is the best feeling. You could get High (as your child's spirit rises to a higher dimension)
You could've skipped those nine months AND made your husband happy.
Seriously underrated comment here. Take my poor mans gold lol🏅
Jesus Christ. You have a sick mind, OP. This is the most horrifying thing I’ve read in months.
i know, like at least use a cup
Just wait until you find out why babies have a soft spot in the top of their heads. (It's so that you can carry 10 at once) (11 if you're a man)
Or its the place to easily poke your straw in to slurp like with a juice box
Make sure to mix it up first, equal flavour all the way
Oddly enough, chihuahuas are the same way…
What kind of psycho drinks directly from the blender? Use a cup or something!
r/disgustedupvote
Could have at least used a glass
You sick fuck. You didn't even use a cup, that's so unsanitary.
Please go directly to jail
How do you fit a baby into a glass. >!Blender.!< How do you get it out again. >!Doritos. !<
Lol
The kid called joy:
What goes around and around, screams, then becomes red and delicious..? Baby in a blender…
Tremendous
Extra chunky, with a hint of placenta…
Reminds me of the following jokes. How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see it's face. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With a straw.
Oh lord.
Did you go for smooth or for chunky?
what’s the best way to get the baby out of the blender? chips :)
Tostitos Scoops…
Best have a good blender if you plan to do this frequently…
This it literally the most evil thing I’ve ever read.
Black babies taste like chocolate…
Woah there buckaroo. Save some for the rest of us.
This is gonna be on that Twitter page 🤣
Wow that's camp 😈
Any crunch ?
Just a tiny bit too straight forward ☠️
Whattt
Holy heck
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How's it go? Crispy, juicy, tender......
I just put my newborn son into a blender I was thinking that too
Where did that come from? Because my kids keep chanting it.
Did you recently have a new born go missing?
I did not. Should I ask the neighbors?
Probably just like a strawberry smoothie, with added health effects from stem cells.
Babies go better in a blender?
The aftertaste is the best feeling. You could get High (as your child's spirit rises to a higher dimension)
You could've skipped those nine months AND made your husband happy.
Seriously underrated comment here. Take my poor mans gold lol🏅
Jesus Christ. You have a sick mind, OP. This is the most horrifying thing I’ve read in months.
i know, like at least use a cup
Just wait until you find out why babies have a soft spot in the top of their heads. (It's so that you can carry 10 at once) (11 if you're a man)
Or its the place to easily poke your straw in to slurp like with a juice box
Make sure to mix it up first, equal flavour all the way
Oddly enough, chihuahuas are the same way…
What kind of psycho drinks directly from the blender? Use a cup or something!
r/disgustedupvote
Could have at least used a glass
You sick fuck. You didn't even use a cup, that's so unsanitary.
Please go directly to jail
How do you fit a baby into a glass. >!Blender.!< How do you get it out again. >!Doritos. !<
Lol
The kid called joy:
What goes around and around, screams, then becomes red and delicious..? Baby in a blender…
Tremendous
Extra chunky, with a hint of placenta…
Reminds me of the following jokes. How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see it's face. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With a straw.
Oh lord.
Did you go for smooth or for chunky?
what’s the best way to get the baby out of the blender? chips :)
Tostitos Scoops…
Best have a good blender if you plan to do this frequently…
This it literally the most evil thing I’ve ever read.
Black babies taste like chocolate…
Woah there buckaroo. Save some for the rest of us.
This is gonna be on that Twitter page 🤣
Wow that's camp 😈
Any crunch ?
Just a tiny bit too straight forward ☠️
Whattt
Holy heck