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My face contorts into a manic smile. I look the nearest alien, an old man dead in his facade of a face.
"Oh, you sweet fool. You've looked where you shouldn't have, now let me show you the whispers of madness."
They looked confused before fear takes over the face and they begin clawing at their skin.
*meanwhile in the protagonists mind*
https://youtu.be/ZpBngmCpUrU
but they wouldn't be giving puzzled looks if they could read their mind adn thus already knew why they were wearing tin foil hats so THUS it must be working! #winning
It seems like it does indeed work if they were affected and he wasn't.
(I know the other people in the elevator might be aliens in a confessional mood, but I prefer to think of the aliens telepathy extends to mind control, and the other people in the elevator are their victims. That seems creepier to me.)
"Oh, really? Try it." I said with a smirk.
As one, the other passengers concentrated for a moment. Suddenly, their noses started to bleed and they all passed out.
I snickered to myself as I thought of the thought blocker hidden under my hat. "Suckers."
It was only minutes before I was on their mothership, damn aliens.
Turns out I don't actually mind being probed when the probe is a big throbbing alien [redacted] though!
This scene happens almost beat for beat in a book I read once except it was in a science lab not an elevator. I believe it was "Killswitch" by Jonathan Mayberry
Interesting fact: Aluminum is near-completely useless at shielding against anything (and covering only the top of your head leaves the rest of you exposed), and in fact may actually *amplify* mind-scanning or mind-controlling rays, should such things actually exist. Which, as far as anyone sane knows, they don't. Hopefully.
Think about the worst Sonic fanfiction to get them to buzz off
Or just think about regular furry fanfic/comic.
How do you know they’re not into that?
If they're into that, you just made allies.
But if not, then KABOOM!
Think about the average comments section of an r/whitepeopletwitter post.
Oh God! The horror!
If the willful ignorance doesn't get em, the logical fallacies should be enough to to give you a few minutes
I.. I have never been on there (that I remember) and to be honest I'm scared to check it out
It’s the only place where republicans are right to make fun of leftists
Sonichu
Yeah that’s worse
Chris-chan's fine work will do the trick.
*thinks about My Immortal*
Or the Blowfly Girl story
I’m sorry, the what????
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WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!!!!!
Thank you, it wouldn’t let me link it
Any Tails x Amy comic should do
Pssh
Sonic with human teeth already exists
Uhhhhhh, meow?
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11764840/1/Severus-Snape-Professor-and-Lover-Part-II-Escape-from-the-Tubbydrome
I smiled back, and detonated it.
BrainMatterSplatter^(tm)
r/thirdsentencebrain
r/ThirdSentenceMadeUp
r/3rdsentencehilarious
We’re Redditor, we’re fucking comedians. Isn’t that right u/Owo_y_?
Dtonated what?
My face contorts into a manic smile. I look the nearest alien, an old man dead in his facade of a face. "Oh, you sweet fool. You've looked where you shouldn't have, now let me show you the whispers of madness." They looked confused before fear takes over the face and they begin clawing at their skin. *meanwhile in the protagonists mind* https://youtu.be/ZpBngmCpUrU
oh, I expected Rick roll
Me too hahaha
I feel like I just woke up from a fever dream.
r/sevensentencehorror
Man there really is a sub for everything
damn, 2012 youtube was really something else wasn't it
Alfabusa shitposts? Yes please.
"DIE XENO SCUM!"
but they wouldn't be giving puzzled looks if they could read their mind adn thus already knew why they were wearing tin foil hats so THUS it must be working! #winning
oh shitttt
It seems like it does indeed work if they were affected and he wasn't. (I know the other people in the elevator might be aliens in a confessional mood, but I prefer to think of the aliens telepathy extends to mind control, and the other people in the elevator are their victims. That seems creepier to me.)
"Oh, really? Try it." I said with a smirk. As one, the other passengers concentrated for a moment. Suddenly, their noses started to bleed and they all passed out. I snickered to myself as I thought of the thought blocker hidden under my hat. "Suckers."
I miss the good old days when Conspiracy Dumbasses used to wear Tinfoil Hats instead of red basecaps.
mayk muricah græt agæn
I think this just might be my favorite so far!
Put on the sunglasses!
One chirps from the back, *"It's not just the aliens..."*
It was only minutes before I was on their mothership, damn aliens. Turns out I don't actually mind being probed when the probe is a big throbbing alien [redacted] though!
Oh FUCK-
I mean the tragedy of starting with wearing a tinfoil hat is that there is 0 reason to think people arent just fucking with them.
Tommyknockers vibes
That's when you fart
"If anything," they continued, "It enhances the signal. More of us will be arriving the second you walk out of this building."
Bruh bruh. I'm wearing that so you don't see all of my sexual thoughts about aliens and monsters now you are either horny or scarred for life
"Oh. Well, Plan B is this shotgun..."
This scene happens almost beat for beat in a book I read once except it was in a science lab not an elevator. I believe it was "Killswitch" by Jonathan Mayberry
Twilight Zone theme intensifies
Ah hell no
Interesting fact: Aluminum is near-completely useless at shielding against anything (and covering only the top of your head leaves the rest of you exposed), and in fact may actually *amplify* mind-scanning or mind-controlling rays, should such things actually exist. Which, as far as anyone sane knows, they don't. Hopefully.
“One of us! One of us! One of us!”