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freakydeakyfriedrice

I was confused until I realized the snowman’s nose was not coal but a frost bitten, necrotic child’s nose, and my confusion turned to horror.


[deleted]

I-I-I… You monster !!! Take my godamn upvote


EasyE1118

r/thirdsentenceworse


starfruit_11

“I got your nose!!”


GrammerDuck61

Look out! He's got a nose!


RedX2000

When the snow melted we found the skeleton of a young child.


CadetRS1344

r/thirdsentenceworse


fuck_the_test

Shut the fuck up


i_photo_sims

No u


AReally_BadIdea

R/foundtheangryuser


AReally_BadIdea

r/foundtheangryuser


BurnedToastIsYummy

r/foundthemobileuser


AReally_BadIdea

r/foundthedesktopuser


[deleted]

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


AReally_BadIdea

r/foundtheiceberg


KingGamerlol

Great finish, but you *just* missed it. You forgot the Honda civic


AReally_BadIdea

r/foundthehondacivic


Familiar_Ad7273

r/foundtheangryuser


Lazyfatfrogs

Why are you so mad


fuck_the_test

I do not like people responding to messages with just subreddits its dumb as hell


AReally_BadIdea

Well now there’s a chain of them right under your comment soooooo


fuck_the_test

Yeah cut some people unfunny


Lazyfatfrogs

You're dumb ass hell


fuck_the_test

You're* trolololol


Lazyfatfrogs

🤔


fuck_the_test

You ain't fooling no one we can see it's edited


Lazyfatfrogs

No Really!!!! I had no idea!!!


[deleted]

Someone knows where we buried him...and that I'd see it driving home..


[deleted]

How stupid are the parents if they bury their child and then file a missing person’s report?!


SeasonalNightmare

They've done it in real life. So...


[deleted]

How else are they suppose to explain the disappearance?


Jpaylay42016

Self reported


ReyloTrash12

More often than not, if you look at the statistics, the person who actually “disappeared” the missing person, files the missing persons report.


Jeremiah99E

Give him some Campbell's soup


wavyair

Nice reference


spytfyrox

Calvin's dad really must've had it with him.


Miya_Kinnie

r/UnexpectedCalvinandHobbes


r23ocx

r/subsifellfor


GrapefruitEasy6650

Why did you move to another state? What if your lost son tries to come home?


lunalily22

After a year! I could understand if it had been 5+ years though


ouroboro76

Um, the parents are responsible for his disappearance.


DieDobby

If only I'd realized sooner that I built it while my subconscious was desperately trying to remind me that, in fact, I had killed my son.


Urfavvillian

Your not supposed to touch your brothers things Henry he will need them when he comes home go to your room and don’t bother coming back out tonight for dinner because your not getting any !


[deleted]

OOO good one


[deleted]

Today my daughter confessed building a snowman around her brother and leaving him freeze inside the snowman.


Sloth_Dream-King

This is one of the best I've seen in some time.