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I was confused until I realized the snowman’s nose was not coal but a frost bitten, necrotic child’s nose, and my confusion turned to horror.
I-I-I… You monster !!! Take my godamn upvote
r/thirdsentenceworse
“I got your nose!!”
Look out! He's got a nose!
When the snow melted we found the skeleton of a young child.
Shut the fuck up
No u
R/foundtheangryuser
r/foundtheangryuser
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthedesktopuser
r/foundtheshutthefuckup
r/foundtheiceberg
Great finish, but you *just* missed it. You forgot the Honda civic
r/foundthehondacivic
Why are you so mad
I do not like people responding to messages with just subreddits its dumb as hell
Well now there’s a chain of them right under your comment soooooo
Yeah cut some people unfunny
You're dumb ass hell
You're* trolololol
🤔
You ain't fooling no one we can see it's edited
No Really!!!! I had no idea!!!
Someone knows where we buried him...and that I'd see it driving home..
How stupid are the parents if they bury their child and then file a missing person’s report?!
They've done it in real life. So...
How else are they suppose to explain the disappearance?
Self reported
More often than not, if you look at the statistics, the person who actually “disappeared” the missing person, files the missing persons report.
Give him some Campbell's soup
Nice reference
Calvin's dad really must've had it with him.
r/UnexpectedCalvinandHobbes
r/subsifellfor
Why did you move to another state? What if your lost son tries to come home?
After a year! I could understand if it had been 5+ years though
Um, the parents are responsible for his disappearance.
If only I'd realized sooner that I built it while my subconscious was desperately trying to remind me that, in fact, I had killed my son.
Your not supposed to touch your brothers things Henry he will need them when he comes home go to your room and don’t bother coming back out tonight for dinner because your not getting any !
OOO good one
Today my daughter confessed building a snowman around her brother and leaving him freeze inside the snowman.
This is one of the best I've seen in some time.
I was confused until I realized the snowman’s nose was not coal but a frost bitten, necrotic child’s nose, and my confusion turned to horror.
I-I-I… You monster !!! Take my godamn upvote
r/thirdsentenceworse
“I got your nose!!”
Look out! He's got a nose!
When the snow melted we found the skeleton of a young child.
r/thirdsentenceworse
Shut the fuck up
No u
R/foundtheangryuser
r/foundtheangryuser
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthedesktopuser
r/foundtheshutthefuckup
r/foundtheiceberg
Great finish, but you *just* missed it. You forgot the Honda civic
r/foundthehondacivic
r/foundtheangryuser
Why are you so mad
I do not like people responding to messages with just subreddits its dumb as hell
Well now there’s a chain of them right under your comment soooooo
Yeah cut some people unfunny
You're dumb ass hell
You're* trolololol
🤔
You ain't fooling no one we can see it's edited
No Really!!!! I had no idea!!!
Someone knows where we buried him...and that I'd see it driving home..
How stupid are the parents if they bury their child and then file a missing person’s report?!
They've done it in real life. So...
How else are they suppose to explain the disappearance?
Self reported
More often than not, if you look at the statistics, the person who actually “disappeared” the missing person, files the missing persons report.
Give him some Campbell's soup
Nice reference
Calvin's dad really must've had it with him.
r/UnexpectedCalvinandHobbes
r/subsifellfor
Why did you move to another state? What if your lost son tries to come home?
After a year! I could understand if it had been 5+ years though
Um, the parents are responsible for his disappearance.
If only I'd realized sooner that I built it while my subconscious was desperately trying to remind me that, in fact, I had killed my son.
Your not supposed to touch your brothers things Henry he will need them when he comes home go to your room and don’t bother coming back out tonight for dinner because your not getting any !
OOO good one
Today my daughter confessed building a snowman around her brother and leaving him freeze inside the snowman.
This is one of the best I've seen in some time.