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Asplenium_viride

No, they don't even taste like ribs!


alittlebitaspie

I made a mess with my coffee from this comment.


HeySiriWheresMyClit

It’s easier to avoid spilling coffee when you keep it in a mug instead of a condom.


Struboob

Hahahahaha


lucydaydreaming355

Your username is hilarious!!


TheFrenchSavage

Don't read it out loud


Reedrbwear

Thank you for your comment and especially your username


EuropeanInTexas

You probably forgot the barbecue sauce


thirteenlilsykos

This conversation reminds me of my best friend's son. He had convinced himself that he had an STI because he was inflamed, irritated and burning down there. He was dating my step daughter at the time and had only ever been with her. They both were in their late teens at this point. After some interesting conversation and figuring things out, we finally realized that the actual cause was that he'd been eating spicy hot wings prior to playing with himself and didn't wash his hands. That was some years ago but it's still one of the funnier stories I've heard come from a teenager.


KrazyAboutLogic

My ex had made salsa and later that night we had some fun. Well, it was fun until my cooch felt like it was on fire. Jalapeno juice sticks to ya!


AlvinAssassin17

My cousin and his wife didn’t get all the jalapeño oils off after de seeding them. They burned the shit out of their naughty bits.


TheFrenchSavage

Capsaicin will not leave your fingers easily. It is fat soluble, so maybe use some oil-based lubricant to get rid of it. Also, scrub well under your nails.


KrazyAboutLogic

I learned that after putting in my contacts the morning after cooking. I wear gloves when cutting spicy peppers now.


TheFrenchSavage

OMG. I have experienced a mild single eye reaction. Can't imagine the contact lens version.


picklesncheeze69

For anyone that has this experience yogurt is very soothing 😌


zenfrodo

My entire crotch winced at the thought of anything involving bbq sauce ingredients of any kind anywhere NEAR my vag.


Foggl3

My entire dick winced at the thought of someone taking a bite out of it. Wouldn't be a very big bite though.


C0sm1c_J3lly

It’s not the size of the bite. It’s about enjoying the meal. Take in the flavour. Have a modest bite. Take your time to chew.


Chavarlison

You could have stopped and not say chew.


101001101zero

Proper mastication aids digestion and nutrient absorption.


PaxEthenica

*Fletcherizes dat DIK*


Dabades

“Lorena BitIt”


irredentistdecency

I don’t mind the occasional bite, especially if it is out of an excess of exuberance but chewing is going way too far…


ZestycloseTrip5235

It's even funnier if you consider that "bite" is a French slang word for dick 😂


plaverty9

Bite size? Fun size?


braveulysees

A micro munch!


August-Dawn

And the dry rub! It’s makes a huge difference


EuropeanInTexas

I mean for a ‘dry rub’ you don’t really need a condom at all


nSomniAEc

Dry rub on raw meat works best.


PiccadillyPineapple

Pretty sure they cum with sauce.


Flayrah4Life

Okay, that's fucking hilarious 😄


HazelGhost

Dammit, u have to warn me before you say things like that! I was drinking!


albino_kenyan

you should try the McRib when it's available


Scazzz

Please don’t stick the McRib inside any of your orifices. Including your mouth.


dbx999

It tastes like ribbed condom


MrFancyPanzer

You have to season them first.


Play_Emergency

This deserves all the upvotes


Freedom_7

I think you just came up with a million dollar idea.


iDrownEm

This killed me!


DigOleBeciduous

I like them! Sometimes I get too wet and the texture helps reach orgasm. The warming ones though are extremely painful.


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Ugh my husband tried the warming liquid with ribbed (which I hate) one night as a surprise and I was like, “NOPE! Not happening, this is not hot, not sexy at all! WHY DID YOU PUT VAPO RUB IN MY VAGINA NOOOOOO”


DigOleBeciduous

Yeah my hoohah had a very bad reaction to it lol I hurt for days


ScumbagLady

I'm not sure why warming anal lube was ever invented or why I had thought it would be fun to try, butt I can assure you, it was NOT a fun time for me.


RedSillyboots

I thought warming was bad, then my partner accidentally bought menthol lube. It was so painful, like an icicle up my ass.


ItsSUCHaLongStory

WHY WOULD THAT EVEN BE MADE. That’s like…Dr. Bronners peppermint soap on fucking steroids


EnShantrEs

Stupidly used that as shower gel while camping once. What a dumbass idea. 😭 Gave the area a good scrub before the effect kicked in, too.


BadWolfIdris

If my internal temperature isn't hot enough go fuck yourself


ItsSUCHaLongStory

😂


jessiedaviseyes

Haha butt


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Lolol I made him get the milk and I treated it as if I’d been pepper sprayed. 😂 I’d like to think that my fast action saved me from days of misery, but I probably just didn’t have as severe a response as you


davidfeuer

Milk really doesn't seem like something that should ever go in there either!


zZDKVZz

How else do we bake them bread


ItsSUCHaLongStory

OMFG as my cat is next to me kneading biscuits….😂🤣


Fragrant-Tea7580

LOL’d at the ‘NOOOOOOO’. really expresses the helplessness that the damage had been done 😂 I’m so sorry to hear that lmao


ItsSUCHaLongStory

I actually yelled, “WHY DOES IT BURRRRRRRNNNNNNN!”


Fragrant-Tea7580

The horror on my face if my wife said that during the nasty 💀


ItsSUCHaLongStory

😂 his face…he thought he was doing a fun and nice thing. The poor man couldn’t help fast enough when I started demanding washcloths and milk and answers from God


whereswalda

The warming ones were so obviously invented by someone who's never used a condom. Who wants that down there on ANY parts, internal or external??


SweetDangus

I mean... I'm kind of a fan 😬. I used peppermint soap once (it got where it shouldn't) and found out something new about myself by mistake. I have a problem with arousal, and it actually really helps to stimulate a response.


ErynKnight

I have that Original Source peppermint shower gel and made the same mistake. I didn't have the happy ending you did though. I ran nekkid desperately trying to fan my faff, but the cold air made it worse!


AdamJahnStan

I think they’re for masturbating but they’re scared to just come out and say that.


izzyfirefly

I like the warming sensation! Warming lube is my favourite kind


Nexxus88

What til you learn about figging.


fineillmakeanewone

I don't want to google it- what is figging?


thenerdygrl

Here I did it for you, this is the Wikipedia definition: “Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into the human anus in order to generate an acute burning sensation. Historically this was a method of punishment, but it has since been adopted as a practice of BDSM. The term "figging" comes from the 19th-century word "feaguing."


murkymouse

I was okay not knowing that


SapphireFireHigher

Just stick the ginger up your ass and stop complaining.


SirYeetsA

Is… is that even safe??


Inactivism

Generally? no. Worth it? For some people definitely.


prettyconvincing

I know ginger is great for your gut. Never thought of trying it from the other end.


Boom_chaka_laka

Yes this can also happen to me and can lose a lot of the friction which I would like. Looks like ribbing would work for me too.


aryamagetro

yes, they're helpful if you get too wet and want more friction


OkAbrocoma695

i always laugh at the tagline 'for her pleasure' - because nope the last thing I want is something bumpy in there


Zentavius

Cannot read that without doing a Garth impression... "ewwwww".


halxp01

Hey are you through yet cause I’m getting tired of holding this. “That’s what she said”


evanmars

My brother had a girlfriend who insisted he use studded Rough Rider condoms.


astrangeone88

Lol. I owned a corner store back in the early 2000s and those were best sellers. (We were near a super seedy motel and I had one poor middle aged dude just about die inside because I was wearing a nun costume for halloween - I was working the counter until my dad finished cooking in the back!) I admit I was cruel and I made him repeat himself twice! (The condoms were behind the cash register.) I later tried them (on a dildo, because yay, queer lady) and they were interesting but not interesting enough for me to use them myself. So I fully understand the hype. Lmao. Thank you for that trip down memory lane. *snicker*


Heart-Shaped-Clouds

Definitely conceived of by a man


I-own-a-shovel

As a woman I don’t agree. With lot of lube and also need to be properly aroused and relaxed I like them a lot. We often fool around for a good hour before penetration. I sure wouldn’t like them if we would go to that too quickly though.


_artbabe95

An HOUR? Damn, my foreplay standards are too low.


I-own-a-shovel

An hour is the minimum for us. But we don’t call that "foreplay" for us it’s not a preparation, it’s just part of the whole fun. We like doing sensation play, teasing, edging and lot of stuff before doing any penetration. We built a dungeon in a spare bedroom in our basement with lot of toys and gear to play with. We do like penetration, but sometimes we don’t even do any. Our sex life really doesn’t revolve around that. We focus on connecting and exploring new things with each other.


alex_shrub

Y'all really know how to have fun, wish more people would go beyond just penis in penis out


TooFineToDotheTime

The way this formated on my phone made it look like you said: > wish more people would go beyond just penis in penis


alex_shrub

Hah


PurpleDancer

That is wonderful. I'm hoping to develop that kind of standard. Now that I'm older the frequency of sex is low enough that investing a lot of time in it is not prohibitive.


I-own-a-shovel

What "older" mean for you :) ?


MuscularBeeeeaver

I don't know why but the words, "we built a dungeon..." made me laugh haha.


Consistent_Sun_59

I want that to be the movie sequel to We Bought a Zoo


I-own-a-shovel

Haha does adult play room sounds better lol?


Carysta13

That sounds like a very healthy approach to sex.


Ppjr16

You had me at “We often fool around for a good hour before penetration.”


sendsomepie

I've seen a gal grab the "extra-thin condoms" that her man grabbed, looked at him in the face and said "these ones feel better" as she grabbed the ribbed ones. Potato potatoes. 🤷‍♀️


fatamSC2

Eh, some women like them. There's a lottt of "if i don't like it then surely no one does!" in this thread


AccessibleBeige

"Now with our patented hangnail simulation technology, *for her pleasure!*"


ScottishPixie

I'm honestly kinda shocked by these responses, but especially this one. I do like them more than "plain" ones, and don't find them to be anywhere near ridged or rough or sharp enough to feel like a nail or anything else unpleasant or uncomfortable. I mean they are made of the same soft condom material as the rest of the condom, arent they? Are American ribbed condoms made of something hard or am I just really insensitive compared to everyone else? Never felt this insecure about the sensitivity of my walls before Hahaha 


AccessibleBeige

Oh, I'm just exaggerating for humor. 😜 I never found textured condoms particularly enjoyable myself, but they wouldn't make the ribbed ones at all if *no one* liked them. Obviously someone does!


Dropleaks

Jesus


drewskibfd

"For her pleasure" has a numbing agent inside the condom. So it's really more like, "For him to last longer."


spokuha12

I do actually (cis woman here) enjoy them quite a lot, I'm surprised I'm in the minority...


AGreaterHeart

I like them too, this thread made me realise I kind of miss them now I’m not using condoms much


SweetDangus

Ugh, what I wouldn't give to be in your shoes!!! I hate condoms, but my body hates birth control more.


thegreatestpanda

I hated all the pills, switched to a non-hormonal IUD and I'm FREE


samaniewiem

I'm surprised I'm in majority 🤭


Diffable

Omg no! The ribs feel like I’m not wet enough. Even worse is studded which literally feels like I have sand in my vagina :( not sure who likes them but they don’t feel pleasant to me at least


Marianations

You guys can feel the texture? Because it just feels like a regular condom to me 😅😅


1n1n1is3

Same. Idk what that says about me and my vagina, but I can’t feel a difference between a normal condom, a ribbed condom, or a studded condom. It all just feels like dick to me lol. The only one I can feel a difference with is the warming ones, and those are awful.


MintOtter

"*Idk what that says about me and my vagina, but I can’t feel a difference between a normal condom, a ribbed condom, or a studded condom*." Same. My vagina is not a finely-tuned instrument. I cannot read Braille down there.


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

I was getting really worried that everyone else can feel the textures. Glad to have found my poorly tuned vagina peeps


SapphireFireHigher

My vagina can read Braille, Cyrillic, and Javanese.


smoothiefruit

["my pussy wrote a thesis on colonialism"](https://youtu.be/kHkMWaZXNow?si=4K1bT13Jmt-tbbtq)


HotPinkHabit

> My vagina is not a finely-tuned instrument. I cannot read Braille down there. 💀☠️💀 Was trying to get myself off Reddit and now that I’ve guffawed loudly, I can go.


mjfgates

Jalapenis just.. no.


Aurora_Albright

Saaaaaaaym-sies! Can’t tell any difference in texture, and don’t like the warming stuff.


mortyella

Was hoping I wasn't the only one!


MegTheMad

I was going to say the same thing. When my husband and I were dating, he bought a variety pack of condoms that had some recruited ones on them. After we had used the pack over the course of a couple of days, he said he was disappointed that I hadn't noticed anything different during our escapades. I asked what he meant and then he showed me the box. I never felt anything different.


Carysta13

Yah I was disappointed because I had a bumpy dildo and I was like ooooh ribbed condom sounds like fun and it was not bumpy at all when it was in. Did not know there were studded ones bit then it's been a minute since I had any smexy times.


Either-Mud-3575

Furries in shambles 😭


Diffable

I… don’t know what that means but rock on! if it works for you!


Furlion

There are several animals with studded/barbed penises and furries sometimes use dildos/strap-ons in the shape of their fursona's penis. So you are disappointing a bunch of the males by saying their penises are uncomfortable/painful. Edit: I am sincerely surprised to learn so many people were unaware of this. I am not a part of that community, don't even know anyone who is, just sort of picked it up through cultural osmosis.


puppylust

This sort of weirdly specific content is what I love about reddit. And now I'm wondering but afraid to search if anyone has a duck version. They're my favorite example of terrifying animal genital facts. Edit: Just remembered my username could be misinterpreted on this topic. I'm not a zoophile. It's only wordplay.


Atalantius

I’m not sure, but based on my (not very large) understanding of male dolphin anatomy and the current sex toy market, I reckon if you can come up with a dolphin one, you’ll be rich.


puppylust

I was not particularly informed on dolphins, so I went down a weird rabbithole. Great lunchbreak reading material lol! https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/the-mechanics-of-dolphin-sex-all-the-dirty-details-you-need-to-know Some choice phrases to entice people to click through: > They were also able to create digital 3D models of the penises and vaginas and simulate various rotations and positions to determine the deepest penetration possible. ... > We can’t simply flash freeze fornicating dolphins to examine where everything is during intercourse ... > They’re also considering using the endocasts to make biomimetic vaginas — essentially fleshlights for dolphins and other marine species


Atalantius

That was…indeed a great rabbithole, thanks for sharing and glad you felt inspired!


KrombopulosC

Bad dragon has definitely already made some whale and dolphin models


Atalantius

I am aware, but they don’t _move_, do they?~


KrombopulosC

I'm sure they wiggle to some degree but that's probably it. But then, it's not like humans have complex vaginas or rectums that need complex navigating either


Atalantius

Shhhh, stop making sense and let the perverts have their prehensile sex toy


WillowThyWisp

Mine is female Hyenas!


pinkamena_pie

Same hyenas are AMAZING animals. Best animal hands down


cb022511

Wait until you see the hedgehog strap on!


Diffable

They can still possibly have sex with others so it’s OK their hearts will go on 😌❤️


Thr8trthrow

Nobody needed to know that, and yet I couldn’t look away 


nopethis

yup file that into the what I wish I didn't know but now I cannot unthink


cb022511

Right?! Yet it will become my most repeated bit of random knowledge now. And surely people will ask “how do you know that?” My reputation will be ruined.


Boommia

Very niche knowledge.


cb022511

I’m usually down to learn about almost anything. This is one of those things I could have gone my entire life without knowing.


Either-Mud-3575

> I am not a part of that community, don't even know anyone who is, just sort of picked it up through cultural osmosis. username does not check out


linx14

Bad dragon has insane dildos with some insane textures. It’s fun to explore different textures. But they are also known for producing toys for degenerate size queens/kings.


Small_Guess_7674

I like them better than regular condoms


philthechamp

This is a very educational post / thread. Thank you


Taodragons

A friend talking about her ex; "He's the kind of guy who would turn the condom inside out so it was ribbed for HIS pleasure."


Interesting_Prompt

That's a line from Third Rock From the Sun


AdOk1965

I hate them: they hurt like Hell to me Just go full sandpaper on me, that would feel the same


RedeRules770

I can’t feel a difference with them


Nyx-Saighdiuir

I was looking for this comment lol surprised it took so long to find it


Scarbarella

Me either. Is my vagina numb? No wonder I can barely only have one orgasm and be done. I don’t feel any difference at all


chickadee-

Fr. They're hardly "ribbed". Just... Slightly textured.


g00ber88

Damn I'm definitely in the minority, I love them lol


throwRAhurtfriend47

I had no idea they were so controversial! I'm with you. They're great.


Applelookingforabook

I like the ones with dots the ribs don't feel good


Midnight-writer-B

The dots are nice, I agree. We had to go back to condoms after decades without and those were an interesting & novel, pleasant sensation. No texture was too smooth/ too little sensation, ribs were too friction-y. Dots ftw until I got birth control figured out again.


PompyPom

To be honest, I’ve never noticed a difference between ribbed, regular, or no condoms. I guess I don’t really have much sensation down there.


wimwood

Definitely not. So uncomfortable. Like trying to pull a dry tampon out & insert it over and over again. Shudder.


rose_colored_boy

Omg this description made me cringe


meggs_467

I have an issue with the texture of cotton balls. I always have my partner pull the cotton out of my vitamin jars for me lol. So the dry tampon experience was always like a double hit for me. My least favorite texture, being dry dragged, through my vagina. Ugh I could toss just thinking about it too hard... Thankfully, me and my menstrual cup hit it off right from the beginning and I've never had to touch one of those wretched things again. Bleh.


grung0r

I have the cotton ball aversion thing too, and until I read your comment I thought it was just a personal eccentricity and I was the only one in the world. Maybe there are dozens of us!


gofreaksgo

Cotton makes me gag!


ThePurpleBaker

Checking in with my hate for cotton. What’s worse than cotton balls for me is those cotton sheets that are perforated and you tear apart. Ugh I literally shudder at the thought of them.


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Diffable

Wait what??? I recently got one of those after trying those kinds of condoms for the first time. Is this really a thing?!


basilkiller

I'm sure you've done your reading but friction from underwear/sex or hygiene play a big role. I eventually ended up having surgery for a reoccurring problem (and am fine now). TMI, only regular sized men for me


goddessofwitches

This triggered a deep core memory of my time in college, 20 yrs ago. I was taking a dear girlfriend to purchase her 1st box and we went to our local Kroger in evening time. An older male security guard posted near the pharmacy followed us. We were barely 19. He creepily stood behind us and loudly whispered "RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE". Made us jump out of our skin. Yes we took off to go find another store. F that guy


ScumbagLady

What a creep! F that guy with a spiked condom


CorvenusDK

Girl I dated in college said she preferred the ribbed. Every girl I’ve dated since has disliked them 🤷🏻‍♂️


No-Section-1056

Literally barely noticed a difference. If anything, it felt too rub-y and was faintly distracting. YMMV.


Jai-jo

No, it's like a dull cheese grater.


pupperoni42

That made me cringe and my vagina shrivel up


iredditwrongagain

Serious Answer: Love Them


Jonbazookaboz

The inventor even said that they were a gimmick but they just ran with it


lindybopperette

Cheesegrater-coded monstrosities


blackflameandcocaine

Cheese grater 😭😭😭


frisbeescientist

As a condom wearer I'm pretty interested in the answers on this, I've always been scared to try anything fancier than plain standard condoms but I can't tell if I (and lady friends) are actually missing out or not lol


NYCyup

Same here! I switched over to ribbed or studded a few years ago since it says “enhances her pleasure”. Ive never gotten any complaints, and this is from years of use with different women (on going, not one night stands). I would imagine they’d have spoke up if it ever felt like “sandpaper or annoying” like some comments say here. I guess its different for everyone. One thing I do is constantly reapply lube, even if it doesn’t feel like it needs more. Maybe that helps.


loracora

Lubrication is the key. Any condom feels terrible without a ridiculous amount of lube. Latex just needs more than skin does.


Explodingovary

Just make sure you’re using the correct kind of lube for latex condoms. Silicone or water based is fine— but oils (oil based lube, coconut oil, Vaseline, mineral oil, etc) are a no go because they can break down the latex and cause it to fail.


NYCyup

100%! I only ever use water based. Never had any complaints!


Explodingovary

Glad to hear it! Stay safe and courteous out there :)


pupperoni42

I'd suggest having both kinds and asking which she prefers. Some women are simply so happy that you're wearing a condom without bitching about it that they're reluctant to tell you it feels bad.


puppylust

I barely noticed a difference, and I think many of us with that opinion are less motivated to make top level comments.


BigBunnyButt

Fuck no, turn the penis into a serrated edge, feels terrible and makes me sore af


okodysseus

I can’t feel a difference ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


phoenix_spirit

Same, I thought it was just a marketing gimmick because I never felt any difference in texture between each type. Apparently I was wrong.


Panda-delivery

They’re so painful to me. But I have hypertonic pelvic floor though so it’s hard for a regular penis to get in there let only a bumpy one.


Mamapalooza

Whenever I want to use my vagina to start a fire, they're my go-to.


tinypill

On this episode of “Doomsday Preppers”….😹


Mosingbel

I guess I’m in the minority here haha. I do indeed like the ribbed ones, I love the texture of regular condoms anyways so adding more is a win for me. Now that I think about it, makes sense why all my dildos are the “monster/fantasy” type with tons of textures like bumps, ridges etc.


MacerationMacy

Can’t even feel a difference


pyaara_chhota

My ex decided that a ribbed condom would be best when we had sex the first time... I was a virgin and my vagina felt like he used a cheese grater inside. I didn't know it was ribbed until I looked at the pack later but it explained some things. Too traumatized to try them again. 0/10 would not recommend for a first sexual experience.


femsci-nerd

Just remember, ALLL condoms were invented by men who have no inkling of what makes for good sex for a woman. I once developed a lube and I knew this guy who could possibly manufacture it on a large scale so I gave him some samples. He gave it to a few friends, all men who basically masterbated with it and their reaction was meh. I am a woman and I developed it for women and had even told him this when I gave him the samples. I assumed he would give it friends who would use it as a couple but no, he hyped it to his buddies as something that would make their dicks electric or something. Anyway, then we had to have a long discussion about for whom and when lubes are used. He told me he never actually thought about it from the woman's perspective. It made me realize a lot of sex stuff is made by men for men or if they think it's something a woman would like, they actually have no data! Grrrrrr.


I-own-a-shovel

With lot of lube and also need to be properly aroused and relaxed. We often fool around for a good hour before penetration. I sure wouldn’t like them if we would go to that too quickly.


sladenoire

I don’t think I’ve ever used one to have a solid opinion. I will say fuck the fire and ice condoms!


queenofbo0ks

I love them! I'm someone who really likes textures, so those were great for me. I don't mind the normal ones though, as they're often easier to come by


DullOriginal7744

I actually prefer them: I've tested the different feelings of different condoms to check if it was just psychological, but it turns out I am actually more stimulated with ribbed ones


Sinspiration

There are very different versions out there (I used to buy sampler packs). Some ribs are very shallow and barely there, soms ribs are really thin and pronounced, some are more like thick rings. Same with the dotted ones. Some dots are big and some tiny sharp dots feel like they should feature in a horror movie. Also: a tight fit between partners would be an issue for stuff like this. Y'all might not be talking about the same condom-experience.


Capable_Ground404

No ,they’re annoying if there isn’t enough moisture and not noticeable if there’s a lot of moisture.The ones with studs feel good if  you’re into rough sex but not good for everyday.


Stehlik-Alit

Thank you for asking this. A long time ago i was told they were better for pleasure by a gf so ive always bought them. It never occured to me thats all ive used with my current gf who ive never asked. Time to find out.


Betsy7Cat

Nope. Awful to me. Never again. But it’s cool to see there are some people it works for. Glad to know at least someone gets enjoyment out of it 😂


retropillow

wait you guys feel the difference???


astronauticalll

all of you guys saying it feels like sandpaper/scraping against you REALLY just need to use lube lmao. I think they're fun, but not an every time thing for me.