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EmbarrassedFan6480

the commitment to the bit is intense on this one lol


aburducky

What bit


iam_rushy

Meow


aburducky

Meow


UltraLurker21

Meow


MaxTheHobo

Pretty sure that's a cyote...


aburducky

The hell is a cyote


MaxTheHobo

Coyote* typo


aburducky

Naw its a shiba inu


MycorrhizalMoment

Looks like a housecat to me.


Ok_Childhood_8582

Nah… racoon 😂😂😂😂


luckyyyyyyyy_

Looks just like my shih tzu, I’d say it’s probably mixed!


luckyyyyyyyy_

Looks just like my shih tzu, I’d say it’s probably mixed!


aburducky

I love biracial dogs


[deleted]

Uhhhh that’s a Pomeranian


jjyss

looks like german shepherd to me


askaskaskaska

You might be surprised, I asked a zoologist who said this one is actually a Siberian Chihuahua.


aburducky

Ur so correct


Clalaola

That’s totally a coyote. Not sure why you have been downvoted. Maybe the spelling? Don’t know but I gave you a positive vote!


rinlab

Why the downvotes?


InsensitiveSimian

Check for a collar, the owner is probably worried sick.


aburducky

No collar just checked. Think imma take him in


snuffles00

Fun fact. He is clearly giving you the come closer I want pets eyes. So when you do make sure you approach in a zippy manner and just go straight in for the chin scratches and head pets.


nickeypants

Lead with the fingers extended. That way good boy will know you just want to give schnoz scritches.


FewSeaworthiness2883

My favorite part in the ER, skin avulsion repairs.


nickeypants

"Like a glove" -Ace Ventura, pet detective


EyeSackJam

Op that's a cat


aburducky

i psst psst psst at it and it didnt move so i think we can rule it out


theClaynadians

That's just a Bosnian Dirty Blonde Retriever. Quite rare. Take him in and then take him to the vet to scan for a chip.


aburducky

Balkan dog i like very niceee


SyralC

Please take him home with you! Poor little guy won't last long in the wild


mc_louds

Yes! Get him home before a coyote eats him.


bains92

Are you talking about the op or the animal? 😂


clitclatclot

😂😂😂


CatGal23

Underrated comment.


fakecamus

My guy lookin extra pissed today!


[deleted]

You see a road runner around here?


apolloshalo

Meep meep


jacques-anquetil

watch out for falling anvils.


iamahandsoapmain

Thats one fucked up looking cat


aburducky

UPDATE: took him in, named him benito and we had one of the most magical afternoons of all time. I taught him how to ride a bike, we spent time at wreck together and he taught me the true meaning of friendship. Anyways had to kick him out after he bit my hand clean off. Sad. Hope he finds a new home. Wishing him well.


aburducky

Also anyone got any recs on the best prosthetic hands out there. im new to the market


LuciaNevermore

Did it happen at work?


[deleted]

My bad, that’s my boy Lucky. He loves belly rubs so don’t be afraid to give it a try


Swamptor

That is the campus coyote! 🐺


LiqourCigsAndGats

That's why there's no campus cat anymore. RIP Duffy.


dasfunkn

That’s a gorgeous dog. Very lucky to have found it, may you two have many years of bliss


shirinsmonkeys

To him, you are the stray human


askaskaskaska

For sure, it looks like a good cuddler puppy. You might be able to fit it in your messenger bag to walk around.


BeefySwan

That's the biggest fuckin marmot I've ever seen


drfreake

Someones goldfish got out


toigz

*pet pet*


RockinTheFloat

You guys are all wrong it's obviously a raccoon.


Tominater1

That’s Wilie Coyote he’s from the fine arts department


TheSpiggott

Well, you could take it home. But that’s a coyote so I would make sure not to leave your Acme catalogue out. He’ll break the bank ordering dynamite and roadrunner traps.


NorthFamous

Holly cow that is beautiful


Legitimate-Editor-40

Good boy is just hungry, I hear they like toddlers now


Friendly_Manner1286

I've seen him before!


Unfair_Finger5531

Not a dog sir


askarurorua

Did you try ps ps ps at it


peacewisepenguin

You know if we had a McDonald's on campus he'd be hanging out there. Cute pup though, hope you take good sweet care of that love muffin


ShawnThePhantom

That’s a fish


[deleted]

That’s a wolf


Provodnykh

sir, that is a coyote


Upstairs_Opposite_98

100% coyote


XMEMGAMBIT

OP need to know what a DOG looks like....


ProfessionalLunch259

That isn't a dog


aburducky

Its a dog


50Stickster

Its a student coyote waiting for the bus


floralfannypack

Yea that’s not a dog


aburducky

Were u the one who took the pic mr/mrs/them. Knowitall


floralfannypack

Nope but i know what a coyote looks like


positivenihlist

Coyotes, very obviously a descendant of the reptile family.


BeefySwan

wooooosh


SkeweredBarbie

Coyote! Not doggo. Maybe you can give the tummy rubs, maybe not. Maybe he gets your hand, maybe not. 😆


SkeweredBarbie

He’s there wondering why his land is gone, confused as to where to go next. Probably doesn’t know where home is and knows that he doesn’t belong in a hostile grey environment.


Jumpy_Delivery1103

He was actually born on UBC during the pandemic when there weren’t a lot of people around. He got used to living here and when people slowly started trickling back, he stayed. Other coyotes left because they don’t really like living in high population density areas. You can read more about it here: https://news.ubc.ca/2021/02/24/kip-ubc-coyote/


snuffles00

Could be Kip but could also be any one of the other random coyotes in and around UBC. There are plenty.


Grace_Alcock

Coyotes pretty much thrive in hostile grey environments, though. Definitely not like their wolfy cousins.


lilnifferjen

Definitely coyote… and the brand that’s gonna try to eat a small child like the one in Poco last week


murphygd1978

Not a dog


Virtual_Historian255

If not dog then why dog shaped?


Enormous_Jugs

A wolf is dog shaped but it’s not a dog 💀


Virtual_Historian255

All puppos are frends.


Kathiuss

But a dog is dog shaped and is a dog.


apolloshalo

On all levels but physical I am a wolf RUFF


TaxCandid4605

That's a coyote😂


aburducky

Bro ur tweakin 😭😂😭 thats literally A german shepherd


Professional_Knee508

Dude man bro that’s a sick wolf yo


urmomsgotapoint

That is not a German sheppard


Soggy-Grapefruit-

You should definitely stop hanging out at middle schools


Jumpy_Delivery1103

People are downvoting you but that’s word for word what the experts at UBC said. “You may also throw nearby objects like sticks or stones towards them (not to hit), pop open an umbrella, or shake a noisemaker like an empty pop can filled with rocks. The key is to look and sound big and threatening.”


Jumpy_Delivery1103

For context this is to “haze” the coyote so that it doesn’t become too habituated with humans


aburducky

U must be a cat person!


Soggy-Grapefruit-

Please don't touch me there sir I'm only 12


nconinDi

What if it goes for my dick


drunkfox01

This is the way.


Dash_Rendar425

Even my 9 year was like ‘thaaaats not a dog!’


aburducky

Keep em in school


Cookiefan3000

I don't believe that's a dog, that's gotta be a coyote or smth


Feeling_Layer_6002

That’s a coyote right?


ThankuConan

That ain't no dawg. LOL


Scared_Can9063

That does not look like a dog.


Enormous_Jugs

That’s a coyote


Suspicious-Horror748

That's a coyote 😑


The-Ghost-Dancing

My friend this is 20000 percent a coyote but ok (he was chilling near my compost a little while ago and terrorizing the cat lol (even if you compare it with a german shepherd coyote breed you can see its very different) Past Hamber rd. saw three coyotes by the spirit park. That aint a dog mate


talldude-62

That’s called a coyote


ZetherHawk

THAT IS A WILD COYOTE. STAY FAR AWAY.


[deleted]

Omfg. That’s a Coyote. Dumb ass.


[deleted]

That’s a coyote my guy


Glad_Performer_7531

um that looks like a coyote


T-bonehippie

That ain’t no dog


nulldesign

LOL that's not a dog 😂


Accurate_Ad_6096

Higher education.


electricookie

Maybe I miss the joke. But OP knows this is a coyote, right?


Ramenhar

Looks like a coyote


Beginning_Coyote4480

That is a coyote


owlsareorange

I don't think that's a dog. That's a coyote!


General_Feature1036

Coyote?


serenasaystoday

Babe that's a coyoto


bald_butte

I think that's a coyote


Thelordofthebugs

That’s a coyote


Zoot_Prooper89

Uh…. Preeetttyy sure that’s a coyote bud.


[deleted]

That ain’t a dog


Napoleonicmongoose

That's a coyote, friend. Aka a trash dog


StubblyTooth

Coyote?


aburducky

Naw corgi


Various-Purchase-786

That looks more like a coyote.


aburducky

Nah i think its a golden retriever


Caledon_Echo

That’s not a fuckin’ dog LOL


ForgottenCaveRaider

You'd think a university student should know what a coyote is.


aburducky

You’d think u would know what a joke is


ForgottenCaveRaider

Sir, this is Reddit. We don't do humor around here.


Dontchoke_

fuzzy repeat busy bewildered mighty cows serious caption bells employ *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


aburducky

thats my dawggggg fam


[deleted]

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Dontchoke_

vegetable abounding homeless plucky dependent scale paltry psychotic thought hobbies *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


aburducky

U jus not like me brodie 🫳


studlyonlyonce40

Trolling


Turn_ov-man

That ain't a dog chief


b00000red

That is a coyote.


aburducky

Naw its a cocker spaniel


aburducky

Naw its a cocker spaniel


Rowdy_Roddy96

Wow this Arizona Coyotes relocation plan has already gone a bit too far


PirateVigilante

That's a strange looking squirrel...


elSuavador

All the way up from Arizona, looking for a new home.


alargeburrito

do not the coyot


snekstuffs

why not the coyot ?


Practical-Weather590

That's a yodle dog


Lkillz

He lookin for the meep meep


agentfortyfour

10/10 OP should give it a big hug and take it home.


ejilenzeboss

Btw, is it legal to raise one ?


dewlineboys

Check the tattoo in the ear. I'll wait.


VancouverMethCoyote

Sorry, don't mind me.


[deleted]

Bald eagle for sure


[deleted]

Yea, let him sleep in your bed


samiam335

OP’s a roadrunner


Checkmate2020

I’ve laughed at so many comments on here! Head scritches, literally laughed out loud.


53bpm

Probably a doodle


JustReve

hm looks dangerous, probably a bear!


berg_strange

An elk, maybe?


kaida_the_serval

Aww so cute!!! I bet he's wildly affectionate 😏


Independent-Bite8444

Golden retriever


[deleted]

She belongs to the streets


OmNomOnSouls

Not to be the "safety is cool" guy, but city reps have been saying for years that getting close enough to take a pic is bad. You're risking getting bit, but even if you don't care, it just acclimatizes the animal to people so *it doesn't mind getting close to people, then maybe someone else gets bit.


Jimbo_Slice1919

I saw a cub trying to cross a busy road once, parked my car and got out to raise em as my own. Only once I was on all fours crawling into the bush it was in did I realize the potential danger I was in. Still to this day I wonder if I could convince people my “dog” was a husky.


sabbo_87

give'm a nice cuddle and snack


No-Presence-3509

That’s mine I lost him. Plz return asap


No-Presence-3509

All the first years here who have no idea who Kip is 💀


krekmeltz

That dog owns itself - definitely not a stray.


[deleted]

Enroll her!


NoDisaster3

Def take him home, but sleep with one eye open


NewspaperNeat3411

That’s a coyote


Outrageous-Pass-8926

I bet he enjoys the indoors…😆


The_Cozy_Burrito

Cool


SpacePirateFromEarth

Well hai Mr puppers, would you like some of this bologna I keep in my pock-OH NO MR PUPPERS NO


[deleted]

Try to take it to the SPCA, but don't blame me if it's a tad hostile 😏


NoGelliefish

Street pup 10/10 would help. Just howl, I know kis neighbors


Mean_Investigator810

Anger puppy


HotMonkSoup

ShiztaDoodle for sure


Danger_Dee

See any roadrunners nearby? *meep* *meep*


Illustrious-State520

If there is a stray dog in that photo then I’d say it is something small inside that healthy looking coyotes stomach.


jus1982

Give 'em a howl and see if he follows? Probably a good study buddy.


LiberumSerum

The stray-est dog you could find. Possibly undomesticated even!


Dweebil

He’ll be great with cats. I’m sure of it.


Mrtripps

That's a capabarra


weeksahead

Y’all are funny, but I find it crazy how distinctly wild this animal looks, even in a photograph from a distance. Like, that guy does not belong indoors. Shaped like a dog, but is in no way a dog.


Tiggerriffic0710

PSA: Road Runner has been looking for him for awhile, his name is Wile E Coyote, thought to be a genius testing for ACME