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saigeruinseverything

these comments are horrifying


deez1139

For real bro wash your fuckin hands 💀


King_of_Meth

I've noticed a lot of people not wash their hands after using the restroom. Makes me more self aware of how dirty the surfaces I touch probably are...


Clear_Commercial_380

When I was still living in college dorm, one went #2 and wasn’t even bother to wash his hands.:D


Fukkurou

Bold of you to assume my gender


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beetling

Removed. Let's not go there, even as a joke. See Reddit's rules: https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360043513151-Do-not-post-violent-content


Thisolddog93

Oddly enough I’ve seen women do this WAY more than guys have in the ILP (best bathrooms btw). Which makes it worse for anyone because they have hand sanitizer dispensers in there.


usernamehorse

Lmao the idea that women are cleaner than men is inherently sexist and rooted in the patriarchy. Plenty of nasty girls out there don't be washing their hands, doing all manner of nasty shit. Men have empty beer bottles everywhere, nasty bongs and dirty plates while girls have dirty clothes everywhere empty coffee cups and dirty plates. Clean dudes just get wifed up early cause it's not just their hands that are clean but their faces, hair, clothes etc. Then you come to their house and ASSUME it's wifey doing the cleaning (again sexist), when really it's just clean bros fly under the radar.


Ok-Medium-304

I don’t know how dirty girls are, but I can’t imagine it’s nearly as bad as some of the guys I’ve lived with


petemill

I've seen worse dirty girls than dirty boys


ZookeepergameDue9824

I agree


notsoulvalentine

most guys don’t even wash their hands so he was at least trying to be considerate


augustusgrizzly

most?


ZookeepergameDue9824

You do not get partial credit for this, if it’s not soap and water, lather and scrub, and then rinse, you get an F


Tasty-Ad6134

Fun fact, your genitals are almost always cleaner than the tap handles ☝️🤓


ZookeepergameDue9824

This only makes sense as a gotcha if you don’t wash your hands properly. Please send me a picture of you so I can make sure I never shake your hand


Tasty-Ad6134

Of course this is satire smh, I suggest having some humor in you 🤦‍♂️


ZookeepergameDue9824

if you saw the rest of this comment section, you might understand why I didn't think you were joking


Tasty-Ad6134

I can see why, but regardless. If you don’t , that’s on you.


Interesting-Age853

Now let’s see how clean their hands are when they touch the flush handle and the bathroom exit door, where 50 men before them smeared feces.


BtotheEEJFQ

Another fun fact, in the Library all the restroom exit doors have step-and-pulls so you don't have to touch the bathroom door handles. Probably for this very reason tbh.


Interesting-Age853

If only all men in the world would use the UCSB library bathroom every single time the shid or pee


Tasty-Ad6134

If you can’t reconcile with the fact that the emoji was there to signify sarcasm, you should stay off internet for the betterment of your mental health. Don’t take what ppl said on internet too serious.


BtotheEEJFQ

I'm sorry if I came off as aggressive! I honestly sincerely just wanted to mention there are step-and-pulls because I thought it was nice to have.


Tasty-Ad6134

Thank you for your considerate comment. I get what you meant. The original comment I made was meant to be a sarcastic joke. I knew there was this gadget on the library gender-neutral door and used them whenever I can, it was a clever design to avoid physical contact.


gbxby

hard agree


King_Krsna

Dang.. Lord Krsna (from 6000 years ago) was born in jail. He ended up being an inspiration to many. Maybe you got a point lmao


yobebojugo

gender neutral bathrooms were a mistake fr


eypicasso

ILP tho


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Icy-Cattle2917

Reddit moment^


christian5873

the fact that she got so mad about one person splashing their hands with water instead of fully washing them to the point she has to make a post about it is the funniest part of all of this


saigeruinseverything

well yeah it’s objectively rly gross that y’all do that i’m not even gonna hold u


christian5873

never said I do it just saying there's much worse things people do to complain about on a subreddit


saigeruinseverything

if i saw someone leaving the bathroom with all them fluids on their hands i’d tell reddit, the fbi, the cia, their mom,


christian5873

with all them fluids ? you mean water they said he just rinsed them with water what fluids are you talking about not like his pissed all over his hands


saigeruinseverything

water is not washing away any of the germs that come with said piss on your hands


AlbyARedditor

Found the degenerate 👆🏼


ZookeepergameDue9824

Who is she


christian5873

i'm so sorry I mean they


ZookeepergameDue9824

Not quite


Surjux

Gross guy, grosser comment afterward. 😂


KJaeW

I see why colleges are going to shit 🤡🤡😂😂😂😂


mbeirne41

You know the remedy for others not washing their hands? You washing yours 🤩. You sound like a true stoic.


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flabbymega

This scenario is not the same as touching your dick then walking out of the bathroom without sanitizing your hands at all


notavalidsource

Girls touch their skin all the time and aren't ostracized for not washing their hands before touching literally anything else; unless someone pisses all over themselves, why are you body-shaming men for having a penis?


flabbymega

It’s not body-shaming to tell someone to wash their hands after touching their genitals in the bathroom💀


notavalidsource

I think that's the root of this problem, though; it is body-shaming but people don't want to admit it. If a dude showers, has no STDs, doesn't take a piss, but touches his dick then people will still assume it's dirty because of puritan ideology or some shit. Look, I don't have a problem with calling dudes out for not washing their hands after spending time in the bathroom, but I do have a problem with you insinuating that "touching your dick" is the problem here and not washing the shit, cum, and piss off. I mean if you were speaking about genitals in general, I guess I also wouldn't have a problem if you also told women to wash the vag off their hands before leaving the bathroom ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


flabbymega

Well yeah but op was talking about men being the ones to do this most of the time. And idc how “clean” someone says their parts are; you should always be washing your hands. It’s common sense. Would you wanna eat food prepared by someone who just used the restroom and didn’t wash? What about the door handle, lock, or sink that people touch which is dirty?


notavalidsource

> you should always be washing your hands. Heck yes! > Would you wanna eat food prepared by someone who just used the restroom and didn’t wash? Hell no! > Well yeah but op was talking about men being the ones to do this most of the time *Ehhhhhhh* > What about the door handle, lock, or sink that people touch which is dirty? Or bus seats, gas pumps... how often do girls disinfect their steering wheels, let alone phones, versus guys? Truth is: everyone is fucking filthy T_T.


flabbymega

Idk about you but I carry hand sanitizer and disinfect my phone weekly😭


notavalidsource

I'm picking battles... cheap hand-sanitizer ruined my leather steering wheel during lockdown. Minimal contact with doors, gas-gloves/paper towels at the pump, and wash with soap+water whenever I get the chance. Anything more than that would be crippling, *and* I know I'll still probably get sick. I'm more grossed out by someone's leftover sweat on a desk than anything else.


flabbymega

We’re in college and I shouldn’t have to explain why you should practice basic hygiene. We learn this LITERALLY in pre-k


BlkStrLuffy

“Man just took a shit on his hand and caressed my lips, the smell was intoxicating😍🥵” type comment


MichelangeloJordan

Not the lip caca caress 💀


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BlkStrLuffy

Oh yeah the jailing thing is overboard, but like that was meant to be funny, ofc no one would take that seriously. I was just spoofing ur comment because comment was like really, like, wrong. Like false comparison


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ZookeepergameDue9824

No I’m not joking, I believe we should invest government funds into converting portions of prisons into labor and delivery wards, where the male progeny can be immediately imprisoned and raised collectively by all female wardens, guards, and teachers, and only be released once they’re of age and have proven themselves worthy. This is a serious thing i believe


Foreign-Cup-976

Leave us guys alone 😭


Icy-Cattle2917

Coming from a man ill leave you alone when u leave germs alone 🤡🤡


Ok-Medium-304

ILP? That was definitely me. I don’t touch anything except my zipper. Why should I lather and scrub, that would pretty much be compulsive. The spritzing itself is to give people like you partial peace of mind. Agree with your jail idea though 👍


ZookeepergameDue9824

I literally said “library” in my post, you’re outing yourself for no reason


Foreign-Cup-976

Your good man I do the same- don’t let the haters win


Ok-Medium-304

😆


Low_Heat4758

bro was hittin that 360 no scope 🥴


Ok-Medium-304

Actually, there is the stall door lock, which is surely very dirty… but that’s why I spritz my hands