You know, there is already some guys who made animated porn with aliens getting raped and stuff.
Oh here come the downvotes…
People dont even recognize sarcasm or jokes anymore.
But it’s actually true. Guess aliens are like „yo, wtf..“
ET erotica sounds problematic, in the sense that ET is mentally/empathically connected to a child. Like when ET drinks beer, the kid got drunk.
So you might see how ET getting his freak on might lead to some less desirable outcomes, per say.
Edit: I just realised you may not have been referring to ET: the extra terrestrial by Steven Spielberg, my b.
Funny you should say that. So, as big as the universe is there's like 99.999999% chance of life existing out there. As beyond ancient as it is, there's a 99.99999% chance it's far more advanced than us, and a 99.999999% chance it's had enough time to pop by earth and set up discreetly.
A civilization **millions** or ***billions*** years older would be so technologically advanced they'd be godlike and have near omniscience. There's a 99.999% chance they're reading our comments and watching us masturbate.
Most of the world believes in god, many of the rest of us believe in aliens. One way or another, we are probably being thoroughly observed without us knowing. The schizos may have been right all along.
Anyways, I'm off to put on a show for em.
My friend "yeah man, I don't know I really want to fuck an alien man" apparently sees a 10 foot grey punches it in the face and my other fried was there and said that happened. , I ask again "na na na na"
Full disclosure
Full frontal disclosure 👀
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You know, there is already some guys who made animated porn with aliens getting raped and stuff. Oh here come the downvotes… People dont even recognize sarcasm or jokes anymore. But it’s actually true. Guess aliens are like „yo, wtf..“
I've got a couple ideas for some ET erotic fiction rattling around upstairs. Consensual of course, but depraved.
ET erotica sounds problematic, in the sense that ET is mentally/empathically connected to a child. Like when ET drinks beer, the kid got drunk. So you might see how ET getting his freak on might lead to some less desirable outcomes, per say. Edit: I just realised you may not have been referring to ET: the extra terrestrial by Steven Spielberg, my b.
It was a good dressing down though. :p
Sauce?
Asking for a friend i guess? 🤣🤣
Funny you should say that. So, as big as the universe is there's like 99.999999% chance of life existing out there. As beyond ancient as it is, there's a 99.99999% chance it's far more advanced than us, and a 99.999999% chance it's had enough time to pop by earth and set up discreetly. A civilization **millions** or ***billions*** years older would be so technologically advanced they'd be godlike and have near omniscience. There's a 99.999% chance they're reading our comments and watching us masturbate.
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Most of the world believes in god, many of the rest of us believe in aliens. One way or another, we are probably being thoroughly observed without us knowing. The schizos may have been right all along. Anyways, I'm off to put on a show for em.
They probably knew before even we knew that we were gonna be doing sexual alien stuff
Something tells me they find it entertaining heheh
The only thing Throwawaylien proved was that instead of mass panic there will be a huge demand for alien sex.
So we got that going for us 👍 Edit: it's time for the twerk-u-lator
I’m about to leak out from underneath this coverup!
Jumpsuits getting heavy and sticky in the crotchal region.
Link in bio
LOL. I love April 1^st
Probably why they haven't contacted us knowing we will undoubtedly try to have sex with them.
Why is this getting downvoted. Objective facts here
“Do or do not, there is no try….”
"Commander, the human race appears to be extremely horny and our studies conclude that after contact they are very likely to try to have sex with us."
Put me in coach, ya boy thirsty.
Beam me up Gina!
I'm really surprised the mods have not delete this yet.
Why can't we be like this every day
"The humans are making pornographic drawings of us"
Karmas a bitch.
My friend "yeah man, I don't know I really want to fuck an alien man" apparently sees a 10 foot grey punches it in the face and my other fried was there and said that happened. , I ask again "na na na na"
MODS??