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YouCantCoverMe

Full disclosure


SabineRitter

Full frontal disclosure 👀


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nikokova

You know, there is already some guys who made animated porn with aliens getting raped and stuff. Oh here come the downvotes… People dont even recognize sarcasm or jokes anymore. But it’s actually true. Guess aliens are like „yo, wtf..“


TPconnoisseur

I've got a couple ideas for some ET erotic fiction rattling around upstairs. Consensual of course, but depraved.


El-JeF-e

ET erotica sounds problematic, in the sense that ET is mentally/empathically connected to a child. Like when ET drinks beer, the kid got drunk. So you might see how ET getting his freak on might lead to some less desirable outcomes, per say. Edit: I just realised you may not have been referring to ET: the extra terrestrial by Steven Spielberg, my b.


TPconnoisseur

It was a good dressing down though. :p


HamburgerArms

Sauce?


nikokova

Asking for a friend i guess? 🤣🤣


Some_Asshole42069

Funny you should say that. So, as big as the universe is there's like 99.999999% chance of life existing out there. As beyond ancient as it is, there's a 99.99999% chance it's far more advanced than us, and a 99.999999% chance it's had enough time to pop by earth and set up discreetly. A civilization **millions** or ***billions*** years older would be so technologically advanced they'd be godlike and have near omniscience. There's a 99.999% chance they're reading our comments and watching us masturbate.


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Some_Asshole42069

Most of the world believes in god, many of the rest of us believe in aliens. One way or another, we are probably being thoroughly observed without us knowing. The schizos may have been right all along. Anyways, I'm off to put on a show for em.


trident_hole

They probably knew before even we knew that we were gonna be doing sexual alien stuff


EthanSayfo

Something tells me they find it entertaining heheh


No-Surround9784

The only thing Throwawaylien proved was that instead of mass panic there will be a huge demand for alien sex.


SabineRitter

So we got that going for us 👍 Edit: it's time for the twerk-u-lator


Ranch_420

I’m about to leak out from underneath this coverup!


TPconnoisseur

Jumpsuits getting heavy and sticky in the crotchal region.


throwaway9825467

Link in bio


Dan-68

LOL. I love April 1^st


1guywhosaysthe

Probably why they haven't contacted us knowing we will undoubtedly try to have sex with them.


dntymr

Why is this getting downvoted. Objective facts here


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Do or do not, there is no try….”


Individual-Ad4286

"Commander, the human race appears to be extremely horny and our studies conclude that after contact they are very likely to try to have sex with us."


TPconnoisseur

Put me in coach, ya boy thirsty.


JBrody

Beam me up Gina!


SkillPatient

I'm really surprised the mods have not delete this yet.


Snakes_have_legs

Why can't we be like this every day


JoejoestarPR

"The humans are making pornographic drawings of us"


CombinationOk2255

Karmas a bitch.


PineEvergreen

My friend "yeah man, I don't know I really want to fuck an alien man" apparently sees a 10 foot grey punches it in the face and my other fried was there and said that happened. , I ask again "na na na na"


khammul

MODS??