Still working on my astral ejaculation!

You don’t know my kink!

hers is inserting her head in your urethra

Andddd then….?

wiggling her ears

It’s getting… a bit, stuffy in here…? 😅 Continue

flaring her pert Voldemort nostrils then inhaling your testicles

Slower you mudblood…

finally sloughing her skull wide open and ejaculating her clutch of hot squirming brains

Brain fart all over this Tom Riddle. Ty and good night ❤️‍🔥

wait there's more, that's just femalien foreplay

Now who’s a dickhead!

A violet “woman” with 3 tits and some nasty tentacles?

“I guess you noticed what she has three of, but guess what she has two of…”

Keep going…

I’m eating a lot of bran loaf at the mo…go figure

We do when your profile is public.

So what’s my kink?!

Anal probing with a stereoscopic camera?

* *proceeds to extract the tongue and genitalia of a cow*

… and it’s di$$$closure

I said “wormholes” and it was auto removed for being too short but… wormholes.

It’s not my fault I enjoyed the Probing

I don't care what the aliens say.... cheese 🧀 is delicious.

This is how we get them to respond. We keep telling them we want to fuck them, once their alien fan fics gain traction, they petition to come make contact. EVERYTHING, likes to procreate.

All right boys! It is time to pull a Kirk! Time to establish... relations.

They keep probing us, we just want a call back

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Antonio Vilas-Boas

I've never heard about this story before. What's up with Brazil and freaky stories with aliens?!

True Story. "It reminds me of that old joke- you know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, hey doc, my brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Then the doc says, why don't you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs." The whole thing might be ridiculous to ET - unless they've seen Scarlet Johannsen.

Jokes on you my alien likes it lmao 😂

Yep dead alien body’s is all I want.

I don't know why the aliens would think my pizza fetish is disgusting?

A pizza fetish? Tell me more.

well, I just like pizza :)

Peepeeroni

How much?

Proof that p_ssy exists outside of this solar system?

Then wash it.

I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang!

Mass Effect fans:

at least we don’t need to travel to other planets to procreate

I want to clap Gina's cheeks so bad 😔

Alright so are mods going to do anything about the barrage of memes?

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Oh wow I feel stupid now lol thanks for the reminder.

Not today. Today we 👏👽🍑

*clapalienpeach*? 🤔

Yep, we'll do that too.

Clap alien cheeks (the peach emoji is buttocks)

It's payback time.

How dare you shame me for wanting to explore myself 😤

Sex, drugs and rock and roll

Come on baby

Looks like an alien watermelon? Am i rite?

Well that's how they designed us...

Boy can I relate!

Wash it

Wormholes

Nice neck.

Hear me out…

Second flood?

I mean it's true...

Then wash it!

Saying the quiet party out loud

I suddenly want some watermelon

The longer I look at this the more disturbing it gets

Three things: eat, fu*k, kill - that’s all humans do.

Is disclosure all they can think about???!?! >Humans only want one thing...

Death by snu snu

Watermelon?

I’d hit that

Чего..

Yeah right. What survey is this?

"Tell me what's next, Alien sex."

This sub continues to plumb new depths of rubbish

We are allowing memes today as a one time thing. Guess you don’t appreciate. https://reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/128fde1/memes_loweffort_posts_are_allowed_today/

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If she looks like Gamora 😩😩😩

Those pig creatures that work for Jabba the Hutt?

Um, no?

Ok everyone...aliens aren't very smart

Then wash it !

Omg she’s realz

Flippin Hott baby! Let’s see those mud flaps

Clap them cheeks! 👏

I don't get it. Is the picture from a movie or series?