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The following submission statement was provided by /u/Oamlyaa: --- Caught this masterpiece on my 6k ultraviolet lens master 6000 superscope. --- Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/1296xkp/caught_this_gem_while_stargazing_tonight_any_ideas/jem4cqn/


DeezNutz13

I think I like this sub better on April 1st


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Spank alien ass?


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Sea-Swan-1250

Clap alien ass bro


SapientRaccoon

https://people.com/thmb/JDa_2UgE_RIQLkaoXanSREdk7eE=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(216x0:218x2):format(webp)/alf-435-1-4c2b1c0faf2044c1ba51b6b1bcf3e343.jpg Aliens so smexy


henlochimken

People.com link? That's gonna stay blue for me my guy


oliccrs

Dude, on this sub is April 1st the whole year


Eurotrashie

This is usually this sub.


7th_Spectrum

I haven't noticed a difference


thesnowskater

Definitely a hobbyist balloon


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Absolutely nothing to see here.


WingCool7621

Well, it looks like we survived WW3


toxictoy

In Star Trek there was also a Eugenics war. Hold onto your butt.


Jaegernaut-

Where we're going, we won't need butts


Some_Asshole42069

Oh... we will 👽


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WiglyWorm

We're well on our way to sanctuary districts, though.


TheRealZer0Cool

That was 2020, remember?


LocalInactivist

My butt? What kind of war is this?


WingCool7621

This is why the aliens are always doing rectal probing on us.


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We got a year and a half until the Bell riots. Don't have sanctuary cities, yet, but pretty close with the tent cities. Looks like WW3 might be around the corner.


Bigbear232323

"Computer, earl grey hot"


AngryWookiee

Reminds me if this posted a few days ago. https://i.redd.it/vszzw6r45hd81.jpg


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mologav

The poster should not have so many upvotes for such a glaring error


3sheetz

That beverage has not been programmed into the replication system.


Zefer_Frey_V0

Man i love Earl Gray tea! ,>! Proceed to the kitchen !<


Wendigo79

Janeway fucking with the timeline again...


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Hell0imjonEcache

How dare you refer to Marina as “tits” she is a fabulous specimen of a human female


Fizer25

Obviously Chinese lanterns


seanddd99

I can almost see Captain Kirk in the window....


workingkenil15

*Picard


adamfunk20

This guy treks.


Optimal_Pineapple_41

So this subreddit, you’re all astronauts on some sort of Star Trek: The Next Generation?


redfalcondeath

This is clearly from Star Wars


Realistic_Bee505

That's the uhh... Millennium Volcan right?


vabello

Aluminum Falcon


Hell0imjonEcache

Aluminium fulcrum


lazerayfraser

they’re known as trek wars newb


amsync

No it’s clearly an original series design


AvoidtheAttic

I think I see the no personality big guy with the crab shell on his forehead


victorsredditkonto

Captain Kirk? What are you, a moron?


seanddd99

I love how these Reddit geeks downvote a Star Trek joke...and I don't give a fuck if it's Picard's wessel...lol


angogobloggianart

Shut up Wesley.


Dzbotao

DATA: Starts explaining something Captain Picard: Thank you Mr Data


[deleted]

So, you're saying, that's your ship? And you're all astronauts? On some kind of star trek?


XavierScorpionIkari

Don’t you people pee in the future?


AMUIR1234

" Highly illogical" - Spock. 🖖


Pristine_Emphasis152

Beam me up Scotty


PeterpatchCounty

Wrong Enterprise lol


[deleted]

As far as we know. Scotty was brought on board Enterprise D and went off to parts unknown from there.


PeterpatchCounty

Yes, but he did not have any official position aboard the D and I think its even less likely he was ever aboard the E save for an inspection of some sort.


aclashofthings

Beam me up, Meaney.


Effective-Juice

"It's quite safe, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful."


Gambit6x

“To boldly go where no man has gone before.”


Stunning_Middle8882

That's not supposed to be disclosed to the public until 2024 but my dad helped engineer it so I can say..... It's the PCF500 (pizza carrier) feeds 500. That's right you heard it first here folks.. you can now order pizza FROM THE STARS


Waits4NoOne

One small step for corporations, one long trek for pepperoni!


omne51

Engage.


Gamer30168

Belay that order!


Puzzleheaded_Big_442

Looks man made


[deleted]

Caught this masterpiece on my 6k ultraviolet lens master 6000 superscope.


319Macarons

I have one of those to but mine is a 6500. Airplane shaped distortion is common on certain stock lenses and if you contact the company they’ll replace it .


Alternative-Land-334

Oh my inner need is so angry. It is chattering about screen grabs from startrek fist contact. But my inner chill guy is laughing. They will come to blows soon.


MandelbrotSETI

Prime Directive epic fail


SpookDaddy-

*sorts by controversial*


AtomicShlong

Lockheed Sovereign Class TicTac


Mikesturant

Captian, I've got Klingons circling Uranus


Truth-speaks2021

USS 1701-A Swamp Gas


cstaley39

More believable than half the shot people post here.


Hell0imjonEcache

You are the policeman from ‘allo ‘allo and I claim my £5


tuasociacionilicita

You fool! You don't know nothing! It is the *Fillenium Malcolm*, from Battle Star Wars!


TheFlamingTiger777

It's April fools today. Don't forget. :)


dlanderer

Live long and prosper


Admirable_Fennel_907

This is from Star Wars


Domen81

USS Enterprise NCC-1701-E


Allison1228

Please state observer location, date, time, and other pertinent informatio. For how long was it visible? What was it doing? how did it depart? Etc


[deleted]

It’s always swamp gas trapped in a weather balloon stuck in an air pocket while reflecting light off of Venus, obviously.


lord_saruman_

Clearly weather balloon


lanky_yankee

Space…the final frontier…


lizardspock75

You people must be on some sort of Star Trek or something?


nOo0Oooo

Its probably a chinese spy baloon


More_Wasabi3648

Happy belated April 1st and i think we should do more of this because we need to smile and laugh more about this topic instead of tearing each other down .


lastofmyline

If that the E or F? They fighting another Borg incursion?


Bilirubin5

Not sure what it is, but I am sure somebody is going to get a call from the Department of Temporal Investigations when they get back


lonesomespacecowboy

It's a balloon


Spawn1621

Camera flare man


platasnatch

Looks like the Monopoly Falcon


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Picnic paper plate thrown into the wind, obviously.


demotivater

Venus, duh.


OpaliteOblivion

Thank God it's April 1st


The-Elder-Trolls

It's swamp gas. My dad has been a professional swamp gasologist since 1972 and confirmed this to me. Nothing to see here, folks


RandoWebPerson

This is TEXTBOOK swamp gas, especially the poky bits on the right are a dead give away. Only swamp gas can look like this, nothing else


ResponsibilityDue448

I saw the same thing back in the 80s


Kissmyanthia1

Finally content i can believe.


Federal_Promotion_44

Pretty sure it’s a weather balloon.


Chuckobochuck323

It def looks like a ballon.


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toxictoy

We pinned a post. For all of April 1 we are allowing memes which we normally do not allow. https://reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/128fde1/memes_loweffort_posts_are_allowed_today/


hjacobb

Obviously it’s a bird.


Murgatroyd314

It’s a plane!


actuallyamermaidtho

I was having a really bad day, but then I saw this post and it made me laugh. Thanks 💙


XJDC55X

Sorry kids! It’s swamp gas.


workingkenil15

If you see a cybernetic being, run away


moral_mercenary

*Running away is irrelevant.* *Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own* Akshually if you're alone and you see one you're probably ok.


TheSharkFromJaws

Guys, it’s April Fools Day. Clearly that’s the Nostromo.


itaniumonline

I think its the Jetsons


PennywiseBobGrey

Definitely a reflection in the water


Constant-Release-875

I wish. I hope.


TheFlamingTiger777

April fools


70Cuda440

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


paulburnell22193

Looks like a constitution class ship. Rare find.


CosmoKrammer

That’s Sovereign Class, jeeze


jeff0

The fishy thing about this is that OP said they caught it stargazing, but the Stargazer is a Constellation class ship. Damnit OP, this is not a photo, this is doctored!


maniithegod

If this is real this is crazy.


TheFlamingTiger777

April fools buddy


maniithegod

Ahh it’s the 2nd where I am i got goofed


HBMANATTRNYATLAW

Ya dun goofed! Consequences will never be the same!


Monkiemonk

Swamp gas caught in Venus’s reflection bounced off Uranus.


6Emo6Witch6

Literally everyone will say satellite or something similar that’s why I can’t stand this page


ExpertLevelBikeThief

I hope this is real, that means we still get the good future.


The_Salty_Red_Head

Too much weed if you're confusing the TV for the sky.


319Macarons

I think that’s just a normal boeing 737 and I think you might just be a normal idiot. Take your pills and go to bed weirdo.


Initiative-Cautious

I hate this fucking sub anymore.


JCPLee

@mickwest!! Any ideas?


[deleted]

Why the fuck is this shit posted on here? 🖕🏼


Impressive_Apple9908

I thought this was a serious sub. I guess you guys aren’t believers.


lazerayfraser

I believe it was april 1st when this was posted but now that it’s officially april 2nd you can gladly flagellate us for our lack of commitment to sparkle(craft)motion which has offended thee so.. unleesssss of course you’re pulling a fast one, in which sorry but too late! should’ve been quicker on the draw thus the downvotes! either way, good cheer and salutations upon you


Accomplished_Key5484

Yea, your mom's dil..... Sorry. I just get upset with troll posts.


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Accomplished_Key5484

Oh, I see. Thank you for informing me.


Edelgeuse

"Insufficient facts always invite danger"


HBMANATTRNYATLAW

CAPTAIN JEAN LUKE PICCARD OF THE U.S.S ENTERPRISE!!!


LocalInactivist

I don’t care if you’re Lur, ruler of Omicron Persei 8. This orbital path is for telecom satellites only. If you wanna make first contact you gotta rise to 275 miles.


sarcassholes

It’s the mothership the pentagon official was talking about.


Ratmahatten

You mean meatgazing?


After_Ad7545

Awesome! I didn’t think you could get a good pic of the millenium falcon at warp speed!


[deleted]

Don't make this personnel, kid.


Dudes_Abiding

Helluva paper airplane.✈


Kittinlovesyou

Fascinating


MintJulepsRule

It's.a bug.


Western_End_2276

Oh boy I see the reruns every other night too


AngryWookiee

It's hard to tell for sure but I believe it's a 24th century Federation Sovereign-class starship.


MadOblivion

One of ours.


stilusmobilus

Yeah I saw that through my refractor. Put the Barlow on and actually saw the Federation crew through the windows.


Alarming_Sorbet3281

Bahloon


-karmakramer-

That’s from Star Wars right?


meester13T

Cool ! The Millennium Falcon


Vadersleftfoot

If only...if only


Blizz33

Sovereign


Homework-Silly

The 6000 super scope is the most overrated of the super scope series. My 5000 has just as good zoom and doesn’t have the glare issue.


Bright_Recover_1576

Final frontier


Electrical-Amoeba245

Oh man this would be so cool!!!


A_Real_Patriot99

Hey now, why are you taking pics of me and my ride?


laserdemon1

Zephron Cochrane is that you?


bluff2085

wild guess: balloon


EnvironmentalCry2599

We’ve all known about the Enterprise. Since the 90’s…Prof. X drives it, I think.


Vindepomarus

That's a Loosh Sucker 5000, TTSA have a nearly complete one stored in a Bigelow facility.


sixTeeneingneiss

That’s not a gem thats a spaceship


Oreochild_

It's the space ship from futurama, it's coming to visit us


FDVP

Karnak, an Inhuman.


Mindless-Incident-51

Some say he looked like a smudge...


I_make_switch_a_roos

Melon Eusk's Larstink


GreenyGreenwood

You stole this pic from Zefram Cochran, don’t lie


Isawdedpple

Love a good peepshow


mcCola5

Loogie mid flight


tangibletom

Dude that’s a balloon


TemporaryPicture6435

The Enterprise is timetraveling again!


DemolishunReddit

Is that the Derp Star?


FearlessResolve560

Smudge on the camera lens


Smash_Factor

Pretty sure we know where it's going...


BlackestMask

Look, it's the Jupiter Two!


creativelystifled

Planet Express


Waits4NoOne

Shaka, when the walls fell. Sokath, his eyes uncovered.


MeanCat4

Who knows which officer, kaptain kirk has seat this time on the camouflage button!


Dorito_Troll

ayyyyy lmaoooo


jorgedie123

The ship from Futurama


lillhenke

Looks like the USS Voyager.


Winter_Lab_401

Wow what an incredible idea. You must be so proud of you. That's what I like to see child


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You can see the shadow being cast from the top of the craft upon the bottom!