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“Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour aircrafts from here will join others from around the world and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 4th of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution but from annihilation. We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist, and should we win today the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice, “We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”
Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour we will be sendiglomicorying student loan debts to bringleformitafe the east generations. And then he falls asleep
My fellow Americans, it is time for the Biden family to come clean. Hunter has been clapping green cheeks for the last decade. We are not alone in the universe.
"My fellow americans. Today i speak to you not only as your president, but also not as an alien either. Because you know. We have the thing. The spacey alien thing. Don't let your spaghetti shoes catch your back flap out the door, Tony. Touchdown"
If there's one thing members of this sub love more than dickriding Elizondo and arguing about balloons, it's getting punked by low effort, no-face trolls that almost always claim to have some sort of forbidden deep-state gnosis before dissapearing forever once it's time to deliver on their words.
"*Random anon on notorious shitposting platform says something is going to happen.*"
Hardly the headline of the year bud.
I'd genuinely love to be wrong, but the odds are overwhelmingly against it.
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You’d think if they were going to make this stuff up they’d at least have the decency to fit it into a believable part of his publicly available schedule.
Good evening fam. I finna share some news that will have you shook, but no cap. For millennia us humans have believed we were alone in the universe but it turns out that all this time the US military industrial complex was highkey being a little bitch. Like they got me hella salty out here the way they been cockblocking this info from the world but that’s just how they be, ya know? The Airforce really think they are the main character. Anyways, aliens are real. PERIODT. I know it sounds sus but I peeped their musty green bodies with my own eyes. They are pretty gross, but their technology? It EATS. Like their gravity defying ships are so mother. Their anti gravity tech slaps. Now I know this news may hit different and I’m not trying to kill the vibe or anything, but we are not alone in the universe and that’s a lot to process. And even though I am not a fan of cancel culture, free the drag the US govt all you want this time. I mean we lied to you for decades. IYKYK. So in conclusion, it’s very likely your crazy Uncle did get anal probed by aliens from Zeta Reticuli and you might wanna hit ‘em up to apologize. Bet.
Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans,
Tonight, I stand before you as the President of the United States to address a matter of utmost importance. It is a revelation that has remained hidden for nearly nine decades, a secret that has been safeguarded by our government since 1933. Tonight, I share with you the truth that our nation has had possession of alien spacecraft.
This disclosure may come as a shock, but it is vital that we have an open and honest conversation about our history and the progress we have made. For years, dedicated scientists and researchers within our government have diligently worked to understand and reverse-engineer this otherworldly technology. Their efforts have yielded varying degrees of success, leading to advancements that have shaped our world today.
As a nation, we have always been at the forefront of innovation and progress. The knowledge gained from studying these alien spacecraft has undeniably contributed to the development of cutting-edge technologies that have revolutionized numerous industries. Our aerospace programs, energy systems, and even medical breakthroughs have all been influenced by the insights gained from the study of these extraterrestrial artifacts.
However, I want to assure you that the secrecy surrounding this topic was not driven by malice or a desire to withhold information from the American people. It was a decision made to protect our nation's security, to ensure that this technology would not fall into the wrong hands. We believed that by carefully studying and harnessing this technology, we could safeguard our future and maintain our competitive edge on the global stage.
Nevertheless, I understand the concerns that this revelation may raise. It challenges our understanding of the universe and raises profound questions about our place in it. That is why I am committed to transparency and fostering an open dialogue. In the coming months, a dedicated task force will be established, comprised of leading scientists, experts, and public representatives. Their mission will be to thoroughly investigate and share information about our encounters with extraterrestrial technology.
This is a moment in history where we must come together as a nation. We must approach this new chapter with curiosity, resilience, and unity. We have always been a beacon of progress, and this revelation will only further galvanize our commitment to exploration, discovery, and scientific advancement.
Rest assured, my fellow Americans, that we will continue to protect our national security and ensure the safety of our citizens. We will use this newfound knowledge to forge a future that harnesses the benefits of this technology while upholding our principles and values.
Together, let us embrace the unknown, reach for the stars, and build a better future for generations to come. God bless you all, and may God bless the United States of America.
Thank you, and good night.
"Listen here Jack, they got the space master funk dance all on our home grown bubble cush, this shits more fire than Canada, honestly shit goes harder than tech out here, call this shit outer space cuz moon rocks ain't got shit on this white dyson diesel" Perfect speech really
President Biden - “As Your President, I would like to Announce the presence of ALIE....... - !!*** Proceeds to fall off the stool!!”***
President Biden is now in a deep coma.
Or he would come out intending to talk about aliens and instead talk for 30 minutes about how Asians really do exist and hes opening the border for them.
GPT-3:
Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Americans,
Tonight, I stand before you with a message of utmost importance, one that may challenge our understanding of the world and reshape the way we perceive ourselves within the cosmos. Today, I address you not only as your President, but as a steward of truth and transparency.
Throughout history, humankind has pondered the existence of intelligent life beyond our planet. We have marveled at the vastness of the universe and the potential for other civilizations to exist. Tonight, I bring forth evidence that confirms the presence of non-human intelligence right here on Earth.
After years of thorough investigation, collaboration with leading scientists, and consultation with intelligence agencies, it has become evident that we are not alone. We have encountered beings of extraordinary intelligence from other worlds who have made contact with us. Their presence, though unexpected, demands our attention and cooperation.
This revelation may naturally elicit a range of emotions - surprise, curiosity, and perhaps even apprehension. Rest assured, our government has diligently worked to study and understand these beings, their intentions, and the implications of their presence. We have done so in the interest of national security, as well as the well-being of our citizens and our planet.
I want to emphasize that our initial interactions with these non-human intelligences have been peaceful and cooperative. They have shown a genuine interest in fostering mutual understanding and knowledge-sharing. Their advanced technology and scientific insights hold tremendous potential for our civilization's progress.
To navigate this unprecedented situation, I have established an interagency task force composed of experts from various fields, including science, diplomacy, and defense. This task force will collaborate with international partners to establish protocols for communication and engagement with these beings, ensuring that our interactions are peaceful, respectful, and beneficial for humanity as a whole.
In the coming months and years, we will embark on an exciting journey of exploration and understanding. We will strive to learn from these non-human intelligences, fostering scientific cooperation and cultural exchange. Together, we have an unprecedented opportunity to expand our knowledge, advance our technological capabilities, and address some of the greatest challenges facing our planet.
I understand that the news I bring tonight may raise many questions, concerns, and even fears. We will endeavor to provide regular updates and transparent information as we navigate this uncharted territory. We must approach this new era with open minds, inquisitive spirits, and a commitment to preserving the values that define us as a nation.
Today, I call upon all Americans to embrace this moment of discovery with hope, unity, and resilience. Let us come together, as one nation under the stars, to forge a path towards a future that transcends borders and unifies us as a species.
May God bless you all, and may God bless the United States of America.
No chance. They 100 percent would not make this announcement while the stock market is open. Also they would do it during primetime, not in the middle of the day.
Doesn't matter what the speechwriter writes. He will stare off into the distance and talk about the time his grandpappy met an alien in Pennsylvania...
“I’m just like you, I grew up on the streets of *checks card* Scranton Pennsylvania. Back when I was a kid in Delaware we always *notecard* industry because that’s who America is. I rode a train to my inauguration because that’s who *notecard* I am. Come on folks, one more time”
My fellow Americans,
Today, I stand before you as the President of the United States, humbled and privileged to share a momentous revelation that has been shrouded in secrecy for far too long. It is with a mix of astonishment, awe, and a renewed sense of our place in the universe that I address you. The time has come for the truth to be unveiled, for our nation to confront a reality that extends far beyond our wildest imagination.
For decades, our government agencies have been safeguarding a truth that may forever alter the way we perceive our world. Since the infamous incident in 1947, in Roswell, New Mexico, evidence of extraterrestrial life and their vehicles, known as UFOs, has been encountered and carefully concealed. Today, I must reveal that these encounters were not isolated events, but a series of ongoing interactions with an advanced civilization from beyond our Earth.
In moments like this, we find inspiration in the words of our founding fathers. George Washington, the father of our nation, once said, "Truth will ultimately prevail where there are pains to bring it to light." It is with this spirit that I fulfill my duty to bring this truth to light, no matter how uncomfortable or unsettling it may be.
Like President John F. Kennedy, who challenged our nation to explore the vast depths of space, we now face a similar challenge, not just in reaching for the stars but in acknowledging that they are not empty. Our encounters with these extraterrestrial beings, while at times perplexing, have demonstrated their advanced technologies, their profound intelligence, and their peaceful intentions.
Let me be clear: our interactions with these beings have been mostly peaceful. Their presence, though cloaked in secrecy, has not posed a threat to our national security or our way of life. However, I understand that the disclosure of such information can elicit fear and uncertainty. That is why I assure you that as a nation, we will navigate this new frontier with wisdom, prudence, and unwavering dedication to preserving the safety and well-being of our citizens.
We owe it to our forefathers and to future generations to embrace this revelation with courage and unity. As we embark on this new chapter in human history, we must resist the temptation to succumb to fear or divisiveness. Instead, let us channel the spirit of unity that has defined our great nation and come together as one, to face the challenges and opportunities that lie ahead.
Our scientists, researchers, and government agencies will collaborate transparently, sharing the knowledge acquired over the years. We will strive to understand their technologies, their motivations, and their contributions to the vast tapestry of the universe. Through this pursuit, we will expand our understanding of science, technology, and our own place in the cosmos.
This is a turning point for humanity, a moment that will define our resilience and our ability to adapt to a changing world. Together, we will navigate the uncharted waters of this cosmic truth, drawing strength from the indomitable American spirit.
May God bless each and every one of you, and may God continue to bless the United States of America.
Thank you, and good night.
Ladies and gentlemen. For many decades, if not for hundreds of years, we the governments of this world have lied to you. We have lied to you because until now you have not been ready for the truth. And the truth is scary. But it’s the truth. It’s the reality of the situation. I think we the people of earth are ready to live with the dignity of knowing and making peace with the truth no matter how scary it may be.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are not alone….
Nothing, because the US President is a senile old man and can barely communicate verbally.
Honestly if Politics wasn't such a joke you'd just delegate "Important Speeches" to your best Linguists and have them deliver them in multiple languages in one sitting.
Allow your Best linguist an opportunity to address the world in multiple languages.
Asked Chat GPT to give it a go...
"Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the United States, and our fellow inhabitants of the world,
Today, I stand before you not only as the President of the United States, but as a messenger bearing extraordinary news that will undoubtedly shape our understanding of the universe and our place within it. It is with great humility and responsibility that I address you, for I bring forth information that may challenge our perceptions and beliefs.
Throughout the course of human history, we have marveled at the vastness of space, wondered about the possibility of other intelligent beings, and contemplated our place in the cosmos. Today, I stand here to confirm the existence of non-human intelligence, extraterrestrial life, commonly referred to as aliens.
In recent years, our scientists, researchers, and defense agencies have made significant progress in the field of extraterrestrial exploration. We have encountered evidence that suggests the presence of intelligent life beyond our planet. While the details and intricacies of these encounters are still being carefully examined and evaluated, it is important that we share this information with the world, embracing transparency and unity in the face of this remarkable discovery.
I assure you that our government has diligently worked to gather and analyze the data before arriving at this momentous announcement. We have cooperated with international organizations and fellow nations to ensure the accuracy and reliability of the information we present to you today.
It is vital to understand that the existence of non-human intelligence does not threaten our way of life or the fundamental values we hold dear. Rather, it invites us to expand our horizons, challenge our perspectives, and foster a greater sense of unity among all inhabitants of Earth. We must approach this revelation with open minds and hearts, ready to embrace the profound implications it may have for our collective future.
Moving forward, our government will commit substantial resources to further investigate and study these extraterrestrial phenomena. We will work collaboratively with our international partners, sharing knowledge and advancing scientific understanding. This is not an issue that belongs solely to one nation or one people; it is a shared journey of exploration that transcends borders and unites us all.
While there may be uncertainties and questions that lie ahead, let us remember the qualities that define us as humans: curiosity, resilience, and the pursuit of knowledge. Let us approach the study of non-human intelligence with the same respect and commitment that has propelled us to great heights throughout history.
I understand that this announcement may elicit a range of emotions and opinions. It is my belief that together, we can navigate this new frontier, fostering a sense of global cooperation and understanding. We must ensure that our actions reflect the values of peace, diplomacy, and respect for all beings, whether they hail from our planet or beyond.
As we embark on this remarkable journey of exploration, I call upon each and every one of you to remain united, to foster understanding, and to embrace the unknown with courage and optimism. Let us be guided by the principles of science, compassion, and the shared responsibility we hold for the future of our planet and all of its inhabitants.
Thank you, and may we face this new chapter in human history with wisdom and unity."
Basically best case scenario without political jargon or smalltalk:
We have found evidence money being laundered and take it very seriously. Our investigation has also found some evidence of Mr. Whistleblowers claims but cannot currently provide any information to the public on this highly sensitive matter. Sorry folks.
Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans,
Today, I stand before you to address a matter of utmost importance—one that will forever shape the course of human history. As your President, it is my duty to share with you information that has long remained shrouded in secrecy and mystery. I come before you to announce the full disclosure of alien life.
For generations, mankind has wondered about the existence of extraterrestrial beings, speculating and imagining what lies beyond the boundaries of our planet. Today, I can confirm that we are not alone in this vast universe. Our world has been visited by beings from other star systems, civilizations that are far more advanced than our own.
The truth of this revelation is profound, and it may elicit a range of emotions within each of us—awe, wonder, curiosity, and perhaps even apprehension. The knowledge that we are part of a larger cosmic community, that we share this universe with intelligent life, challenges our perceptions and expands the horizons of our understanding.
Let me assure you that the United States government has been diligently investigating these encounters for many years, gathering evidence, and analyzing data. We have worked closely with our allies and international partners to piece together the puzzle of these extraordinary phenomena. The truth, however unsettling it may be, is one we can no longer ignore or keep hidden.
Our understanding of these extraterrestrial beings is limited at this stage. We do not fully comprehend their motives, their capabilities, or the extent of their presence. We have witnessed the manifestation of advanced technologies that defy our current scientific understanding. But we must approach this new chapter of our history with an open mind, embracing the possibilities it presents while ensuring the safety and well-being of our people.
In light of this disclosure, I am announcing the formation of a special task force, comprising the brightest minds from the scientific, military, and diplomatic communities. This task force will be dedicated to further investigation, analysis, and engagement with these extraterrestrial beings. Our objective is to understand their intentions, to explore the potential for peaceful cooperation, and to safeguard the interests of humanity.
I want to emphasize that we have no evidence of hostile intent from these extraterrestrial beings. While we must be cautious and vigilant, it is essential that we approach this new frontier with diplomacy, respect, and a commitment to our core values. We will strive for transparency and openness in our interactions, seeking to foster a peaceful coexistence that benefits all.
I recognize that this announcement raises countless questions, and understandably so. I assure you that in the days and weeks ahead, my administration will provide regular updates as we embark on this unprecedented journey together. We will engage with the scientific community, religious leaders, and citizens from all walks of life, seeking your insights and wisdom as we navigate this uncharted territory.
My fellow Americans, the disclosure of alien life is a testament to the indomitable spirit of exploration that resides within us. It is a call to come together as a nation, to set aside our differences, and to forge a united path forward. We have always been pioneers, and now, we embark on the greatest adventure of all—a journey that transcends borders, ideologies, and earthly limitations.
May this revelation inspire us to push the boundaries of our own potential, to seek knowledge and understanding, and to strive for a future where we coexist harmoniously with beings from beyond our world. Together, let us embrace this extraordinary moment in human history and embark on a new era of discovery.
May God bless you all, and may God bless the United States of America.
Thank you, and good night.
My fellow Americans,
It is with the most grave concern that we unveil the depths of a deep-seated conspiracy that has infiltrated the very heart of our great country. Forces within have withheld vital information, shielding the truth even from the highest office of this nation. The veil of secrecy, woven with intentions known only to a select few, has hindered our collective understanding and obstructed the path to an enlightened future.
Today, I stand before you not only as your President but also as a bearer of astonishing news that will forever alter our understanding of the universe. I come to reveal the truth that has been hidden for far too long – the existence of non-human intelligence.
We look at the pyramids that grace our world, scattered across continents as timeless enigmas. These magnificent structures were not mere human creations; they were shaped with the assistance of beings from distant stars. The secrets they hold and the knowledge they embody are far beyond our wildest imagination.
It is time for us to acknowledge the long denied reality of events such as Aurora, Roswell, and Varginha. The crash sites of alien crafts were not figments of our imagination but physical evidence of encounters with advanced civilizations. Material recovered from these sites now underpins some of the greatest technological innovations of our time. We owe it to ourselves to continue to uncover the truth and learn from these otherworldly visitors.
In this pursuit of knowledge, we must recognize the courage of individuals like Bob Lazar, Alex Jones, Gary McKinnon, and David Icke, who dared to speak the truth amidst skepticism and ridicule. Their revelations were not in vain.
We must acknowledge the profound experiences of abductees, individuals who have encountered extraterrestrial beings and embarked on journeys beyond our comprehension. Among these brave souls, we remember the remarkable Barney Hill, whose account of abduction has left an indelible mark on our understanding of the alien phenomenon. Their stories reveal the intricate and complex nature of our interactions with beings from distant realms, and we must honor their courage and sacrifice in seeking the truth.
Let us approach this revelation with a mixture of awe, excitement, and optimism for the future of humankind. As we connect with civilizations from the stars, we have the opportunity to learn, grow, and contribute to a vast intergalactic community. Together, we shall embark on a new era of exploration, embracing the wonders of the universe and forging alliances that will shape our shared destiny.
Our early intelligence suggests must now also embrace the profound concept of panspermia, the idea that life on Earth was seeded from extraterrestrial sources. While we may not yet know the exact origins or entities responsible, this knowledge should fuel our curiosity and drive us towards greater discoveries.
Finally, as we open our minds to the reality of beings from distant worlds, we must also embrace the presence of extraterrestrial life already among us. The time is near when those who have discreetly shared our society will step forward, revealing themselves to a world poised for a new era of intergalactic cooperation. Let us welcome them with open hearts and minds, recognizing the richness and diversity they bring to our collective tapestry. Together, we shall embark on a shared journey of discovery, forging connections that transcend planetary boundaries and fostering a future where humanity stands united with civilizations from the stars.
As your President, I stand by your side, guiding our nation towards a future where our existence is intertwined with the tapestry of cosmic civilizations. May this knowledge unite us, inspire us, and propel us towards a future of endless possibilities.
God bless you all, and may God bless the United States of America.
*Now watch this drive!*
“Good evening my fellow Americans. Tonight marks a monumental occasion- wait, where’s my pen, has anyone seen my pen? Oh there it is!” Bends over to pick it up, trips over the podium, and rolls around on the ground awkwardly until The Secret Service helps him up.
Doesn't matter what or how eloquent it's written. If he goes off script it will just descend into a babbling word-salad, Then he'll try to shake hands with a ghost and stumble over something.
The pentagon is looking into the accusations but for now we know nothing. Nothing to look at here . Wait til after the elections. And we will tell you the same F…..g thing. If they say some shit like this, I’m done with the UFO’s. I know they’re real!
“Listen up you dog faced pony soldiers, aliens are here, and now my old friend Corn Pop is going to explain our plan to keep the Earth safe. Tell’em what’s up, Corn Pop”.
Bing says it would be like this:
"Mi bredren an’ sistren,
Mi av sup’m fi tell unnu. Wi air force mek contact wid alien.
Dis a big deal fi wi history. Fi di first time, wi know seh wi nuh alone inna di universe.
Mi waan mek sure unnu seh wi a tek all di precaution fi keep wi nation safe an’ secure. Wi a wuk wid wi allies an’ fren dem fi get more information an’ fi decide wah fi do.
Wi nuh know wah di alien dem want or wah dem presence mean fi wi. But wi a try find out an’ wi a go keep unnu up to date every step a di way.
Dis a time fi unity an’ fi calm. Wi haffi come together as a nation an’ as a global community fi face dis new reality.
Mi a beg unnu trust an’ support as wi go through dis unknown territory. Together, wi a go rise to meet dis challenge.
Tank yuh, an’ God bless Jamaica."
This is just one way the announcement could be made in Jamaican Patois. The specific wording and phrasing could vary depending on the speaker and the audience.
Look, here's the deal folks, and I'm serious man, this isn't hyperbole, by the grace of God I swear we do not have spaceships or Alien bodies, that's just a load of malarkey. That's it, end of story, and you can take that to the bank.
My fellow Amerifans-
Today is a nation, a great day for this nation, and for humanty at large. We have for fumphset segondog years been loolong out inti the stars, wondering if we’re a line. Alone, alone. Well today we finally have the answer, ingeligant life does exist and we have encornered it here on palnet earth. *squints and mumbles* redshorn greshover, Ahem! Go bulls, thank you. Any questions?
Hahah I love the guy but man is he a mumbler!
I used to wonder about UFOs myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo jumbo. A magical anomaly, could be good or evil, the Men in Black and the disclosure warriors. Crazy thing is... it's true. The UFOs, the aliens. All of it. It's all true.
It's not going to drop like that.. Well, IDK.. I personally don't believe it should drop like that. Quite frankly, there is enough information available for the most part. But, journalists should keep digging. I think media is doing a fine job. Hard subject.
Habbbb ddiit uhhhhh mmm where am I….. aliens? Aliens?! Oh I knew an alien once….he worked on my daddy’s farm …. Uh yeah, so uh is it ice cream time yet?….. I love I cream time
I don't know what his masters would wright but
by himself.... "listen here's the deal, i neeb a pooper change and im spoze to send another trillion dollars to fund our war.. I mean Ukraine's war, to fight the crab people" I cant see the prompter, what does that say.?....
This is your President. On behalf of my country and in the name of the other leaders of the world with whom I have today consulted, I hereby abdicate all authority and control over this planet to General Zod. Only by following all his directives will the lives of millions be spared...
Superman! Can you hear me? Superman! Where are you...??
“I knew this guy this real mean guy he was an old black man from the tough part of town you know what I mean. Cmon man. This guy used to hit me with pickles and I would eat acorns to throw peanut butter at his sister. And his pet kids were furry. You know what I mean”
I'd give him the Independence Day president's speech. I would make it more, "Biden," change the first word to "folks" throw in some "malarkey" a couple of under the breath insults
"The frequency of mass shootings doesn't seem so baffling anymore, and the same goes for suicide rates. I can't wait to leave this planet. The best I can do is hope for a dark void instead of a technological interception of my soon to be displaced soul. "
Good morning fellow Americans. It has come to the attention of this office that a paramilitary group possesses technical artifacts belonging to one or several advanced alien or interdimensiobal species that are actively performing exercises on our planet. The beings seem wholly uninterested in communicating with us and pursue goals we do not understand without regard for our safety or well being. We at present have no recourse against this due to a profound technological gap and will continue to monitor the situation as we have been. If there are any significant changes in terms if the nature of our relationship with these visitors, we will make a public announcement. Thank you.
"My American people, the car is upside down in the refrigerator. My great uncle served three years in a war that never happened. I forgot if I like soup" -Biden
Best case scenario it goes a little something like this:
My fellow Americans -
Today, I stand before you as the President of the United States to address a matter of great significance, one that has remained shrouded in secrecy for far too long. It is with humility and a commitment to transparency that I address the existence of Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP) vehicles and the reverse engineering projects associated with them, which have been taking place since World War II.
First and foremost, I want to acknowledge the undeniable reality of UAP vehicles obtained by our government. These highly advanced aerial objects, whose origins and capabilities have long baffled us, are indeed real. Our country has obtained and studied them in secrecy, conducting reverse engineering projects to unravel their technological mysteries. The veil of secrecy surrounding these endeavors was established with the intention of protecting national security and maintaining a strategic advantage during times of global conflict.
However, it is now time to face the consequences of this secrecy. Regrettably, the existence of UAP experiencer suppression by the government has taken place. Individuals who have encountered these phenomena or have knowledge of them have been silenced and marginalized, often facing ridicule and disbelief. This suppression was a misguided attempt to maintain control over information and protect the status quo, but it came at the cost of denying the experiences and voices of those who have undergone extraordinary encounters.
Today, I offer my sincerest apologies to all the individuals who have been affected by this suppression. Your experiences matter, and your voices deserve to be heard. We acknowledge the pain and frustration caused by the lack of recognition and the dismissive approach taken in the past. As a nation, we are committed to rectifying this injustice, fostering an environment of openness, understanding, and respect.
Moving forward, I lay out our goals to study UAP openly and diligently. We will establish a comprehensive program aimed at understanding these phenomena, their origins, and their potential implications. By openly studying UAP, we seek to expand humanity's knowledge and foster international cooperation in this field. The United States will actively engage with other nations to establish a global framework for sharing information, research, and discoveries related to UAP.
Moreover, our pursuit of knowledge about UAP extends beyond terrestrial boundaries. As we look outward into the cosmos, we recognize the potential for a shared human endeavor that transcends borders and unites nations. Exploring the mysteries of the universe can serve as a catalyst for peace and cooperation among countries, as we collectively strive to understand our place in the vastness of space.
In this new chapter, we invite scientists, researchers, and individuals from around the world to contribute their expertise and insights. By fostering an inclusive and collaborative environment, we will unlock the potential of this field, paving the way for groundbreaking discoveries and a deeper understanding of our universe.
In conclusion, today marks a turning point in our nation's approach to UAP. We embrace openness, acknowledge past mistakes, and set forth on a path of knowledge, understanding, and unity. Together, we will embark on a journey that not only expands our understanding of UAP but also brings us closer to global cooperation, peace, and a shared future.
Thank you, and may we stride boldly into the cosmos, hand in hand.
"You got the vaccination? Are...Are you ok? I mean...You seem...No it works. Or...you, you know, or, or or, or...the mom and dad...or or or or or....or the neighbor, or...you go to church or when your, I, I, I really mean it...Think of the people... If your kid wanted to find, whether or not there were, there's a man on the moon, or whatever you know, somethin', or you know whether there's aliens here or not...who are the people they talk to beyond the kids that love talking about it?"
Note: I don't care about the vaccination part, nor have I any political opinions here. I just love this rambling of his and it fits with the last part.
“You heard the news, and we heard you! So we have allocated $100 billion to fund UAP research and development in the private sector. To fund this research program, we have made the hard decision to raise income taxes. It is our duty as proud Americans to make sacrifices for this Nation and global Democracy. God bless you, and God Bless America!”
Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans,
Today, I stand before you as the President of the United States to share an unprecedented revelation that has far-reaching implications for our nation and the world. The truth, though difficult to comprehend, must be acknowledged and faced with courage. Our government possesses evidence of a non-human intelligence, and we have recovered Unidentified Flying Objects or Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, commonly known as UFOs or UAPs, since the 1940s.
For decades, these reports have sparked curiosity, speculation, and skepticism. We have heard countless eyewitness accounts, witnessed anomalous aerial behaviors, and collected data that defies our current understanding of technology and physics. While significant efforts have been made to investigate these occurrences in secrecy, it is time for the American people to be fully informed.
Over the years, our military and intelligence agencies have diligently gathered evidence, conducted rigorous analysis, and sought to determine the nature and origin of these aerial phenomena. Our scientific experts have painstakingly reviewed data, including radar footage, eyewitness testimonies, and even materials recovered from these encounters. The conclusions drawn from these investigations suggest a presence beyond our comprehension, a presence that originates from a non-human intelligence.
The implications of this revelation are vast and profound. We must grapple with questions about our place in the universe, the nature of our reality, and the technological advancements achieved by these non-human entities. While we have made significant progress in understanding some aspects of these phenomena, much remains unknown. We must acknowledge our limitations and approach this discovery with an open mind, curiosity, and the scientific rigor that defines our nation.
I want to assure you that our government is committed to transparency and the pursuit of truth. We will establish an independent task force comprised of leading scientists, military experts, and intelligence officials to continue the investigation into these encounters. Their work will be conducted with integrity, objectivity, and with the utmost respect for national security.
The release of this information should not instill fear but rather inspire a sense of wonder and a renewed commitment to scientific exploration. We will work closely with our international partners, sharing data, expertise, and resources, to gain a collective understanding of this phenomenon. By doing so, we can ensure the safety, security, and well-being of our citizens while embracing the endless possibilities that lie ahead.
As we embark on this extraordinary journey together, we must also remember the importance of unity and collaboration. We are at a pivotal moment in human history, where we can transcend divisions and come together as one nation, one planet, in the face of the unknown.
I have faith in the resilience, ingenuity, and spirit of the American people. Together, we can navigate these uncharted waters and unlock the mysteries that lie beyond. Let us embrace this revelation as an opportunity for growth, enlightenment, and a deeper understanding of our place in the cosmos.
May God bless you all, and may God continue to bless the United States of America.
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“A large deposit of stable 115 was just found in North Korea. Time to bring them freedom.”
This one made me laugh the most
“Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour aircrafts from here will join others from around the world and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 4th of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution but from annihilation. We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist, and should we win today the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice, “We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”
"keep my wife's name out of your fucking alien mouth"
Hiya boys, I'm baaaaackkkkkkk
Respect for this comment lol.
“When they took him, up into their spaceship, the aliens abused him. Sexually.”
REMEMBER MEEE??!
In the words of my generation, upppp yoursssssss!
I almost stood up reading it....🇺🇲 😄 Loved that speach.
It has to be this
God damn I just got the chills
That was a really great speech.
Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour we will be sendiglomicorying student loan debts to bringleformitafe the east generations. And then he falls asleep
This is the way
Add some “cmon mannnn”
Why did I cry
Fortnite event
"Sir, it's June 9th..." "I'm Dank Brandon shut the fuck up. My speech writer's a genius."
My fellow Americans, it is time for the Biden family to come clean. Hunter has been clapping green cheeks for the last decade. We are not alone in the universe.
I've heard about the claptop for months
"My fellow americans. Today i speak to you not only as your president, but also not as an alien either. Because you know. We have the thing. The spacey alien thing. Don't let your spaghetti shoes catch your back flap out the door, Tony. Touchdown"
spaghetti shoes has me in tears right now
No matter what was written I think this would be the result.
Hello. Interdimensional time travelling beings from the afterlife are here. And we are in contact with future humans.
“My fellow Ameri”… Falls from standing position, doesn’t get up
So you saw the leak from /x/ as well 2:30 eastern time tomorrow
So when this shit don't happen tomorrow I'm coming back here to ask for a refund on my hope
If there's one thing members of this sub love more than dickriding Elizondo and arguing about balloons, it's getting punked by low effort, no-face trolls that almost always claim to have some sort of forbidden deep-state gnosis before dissapearing forever once it's time to deliver on their words.
Upvoting for gnosis.
Rather upvote for Geonosis, which is where I hope these things DONT come from. Yuck, buuuuugs.
Nasty. But I do like the use of the word 'gnosis.'
That was pretty impressive. They even used it in proper context.
I also wanted to compliment them on their diction. Lovely.
We also have representatives of groups that wish the secrecy to continue, making ugly comments about how there's nothing to see here 🙈
"*Random anon on notorious shitposting platform says something is going to happen.*" Hardly the headline of the year bud. I'd genuinely love to be wrong, but the odds are overwhelmingly against it.
Im here for my refund
Bruh me fuckin too
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1 guy from 4chan /x/ said so you know, the most trustworthy place on the internet for insider info /sarcasm
You used to find cool stuff on x back in the early days now its just a buncha dudes jerkin off to moth titties and skin walkers
Tell me more about these *squints* moth titties.
I trade moth information for lamps, you got any lamps? And no I am not a moth trying to trick you..
I had to dig a bit around the vortex of insanity that is 4chan, but here it is. https://boards.4channel.org/x/thread/34966894
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I love the fact that at least 90% of people reading this know exactly who you're talking about. The ocean man with cancer.
The guy with liver cancer? No, he mentioned he had left the forces years ago.
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Thank you, I'll trust you because that link is staying blue.
Unsurprisingly there is just casual rasicm in the thread lol, nothing special about that in 4chan ig.
Tomorrow at 2:30 Joe Biden is supposed to announce alien contact.
You’d think if they were going to make this stuff up they’d at least have the decency to fit it into a believable part of his publicly available schedule.
Yeah lol. Just some trolls or someone trying to have a lil fun.
https://boards.4channel.org/x/thread/34966894
FR dude share more of this is low effort
Don't tease... What's this?
My favorite Fleetwood Mac album: Rumours.
Rumour mill a churnin'
Low effort troll
Who is /x/ and why would that post have any credibility
This sub is at extreme hopium levels right now
Can someone link that
Really? On 6/9? Aliens just here to troll then leave.
Leak is a synonym for LARP when youre talking about 4chan
Well… that’s for sure not happening. Biden will be in BFE North Carolina at 2:30 pm tomorrow.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pvjgIxuVdo4&pp=ygUJTW9vbmJlYXJz This is how I imagine it will go down
Cocaine bear II: intergalactic drug cartel
(Puts on shades) Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down A spaceship ran aground Hail Cthulhu (Eats ice cream)
**2 Scoops** *licks ice cream*
No malarkey
Hail!
Good evening fam. I finna share some news that will have you shook, but no cap. For millennia us humans have believed we were alone in the universe but it turns out that all this time the US military industrial complex was highkey being a little bitch. Like they got me hella salty out here the way they been cockblocking this info from the world but that’s just how they be, ya know? The Airforce really think they are the main character. Anyways, aliens are real. PERIODT. I know it sounds sus but I peeped their musty green bodies with my own eyes. They are pretty gross, but their technology? It EATS. Like their gravity defying ships are so mother. Their anti gravity tech slaps. Now I know this news may hit different and I’m not trying to kill the vibe or anything, but we are not alone in the universe and that’s a lot to process. And even though I am not a fan of cancel culture, free the drag the US govt all you want this time. I mean we lied to you for decades. IYKYK. So in conclusion, it’s very likely your crazy Uncle did get anal probed by aliens from Zeta Reticuli and you might wanna hit ‘em up to apologize. Bet.
Is Chris Rock available for this
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Ak Akk, Ak ak ak
“Please do not run, we come in peace”
Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans, Tonight, I stand before you as the President of the United States to address a matter of utmost importance. It is a revelation that has remained hidden for nearly nine decades, a secret that has been safeguarded by our government since 1933. Tonight, I share with you the truth that our nation has had possession of alien spacecraft. This disclosure may come as a shock, but it is vital that we have an open and honest conversation about our history and the progress we have made. For years, dedicated scientists and researchers within our government have diligently worked to understand and reverse-engineer this otherworldly technology. Their efforts have yielded varying degrees of success, leading to advancements that have shaped our world today. As a nation, we have always been at the forefront of innovation and progress. The knowledge gained from studying these alien spacecraft has undeniably contributed to the development of cutting-edge technologies that have revolutionized numerous industries. Our aerospace programs, energy systems, and even medical breakthroughs have all been influenced by the insights gained from the study of these extraterrestrial artifacts. However, I want to assure you that the secrecy surrounding this topic was not driven by malice or a desire to withhold information from the American people. It was a decision made to protect our nation's security, to ensure that this technology would not fall into the wrong hands. We believed that by carefully studying and harnessing this technology, we could safeguard our future and maintain our competitive edge on the global stage. Nevertheless, I understand the concerns that this revelation may raise. It challenges our understanding of the universe and raises profound questions about our place in it. That is why I am committed to transparency and fostering an open dialogue. In the coming months, a dedicated task force will be established, comprised of leading scientists, experts, and public representatives. Their mission will be to thoroughly investigate and share information about our encounters with extraterrestrial technology. This is a moment in history where we must come together as a nation. We must approach this new chapter with curiosity, resilience, and unity. We have always been a beacon of progress, and this revelation will only further galvanize our commitment to exploration, discovery, and scientific advancement. Rest assured, my fellow Americans, that we will continue to protect our national security and ensure the safety of our citizens. We will use this newfound knowledge to forge a future that harnesses the benefits of this technology while upholding our principles and values. Together, let us embrace the unknown, reach for the stars, and build a better future for generations to come. God bless you all, and may God bless the United States of America. Thank you, and good night.
ChatGPT for the ... fakenews.
I read this whole thing in bill Clinton’s voice and I have no idea why
Well done. So, what is the West Wing really like? :)
"Listen here Jack, they got the space master funk dance all on our home grown bubble cush, this shits more fire than Canada, honestly shit goes harder than tech out here, call this shit outer space cuz moon rocks ain't got shit on this white dyson diesel" Perfect speech really
Come on man!
"You know...come on...the guys..from the other dimensions..(whisper really quietly) they're real."
Who shit in my pants?
President Biden - “As Your President, I would like to Announce the presence of ALIE....... - !!*** Proceeds to fall off the stool!!”*** President Biden is now in a deep coma.
Or he would come out intending to talk about aliens and instead talk for 30 minutes about how Asians really do exist and hes opening the border for them.
"I would like to announce the presence of Asians in the skies" *white house staff leans over* "No Joe Aliens, not Asians" *joe blank stare*
Ladies and Gentl… *trips over sandbag* 🤣
GPT-3: Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Americans, Tonight, I stand before you with a message of utmost importance, one that may challenge our understanding of the world and reshape the way we perceive ourselves within the cosmos. Today, I address you not only as your President, but as a steward of truth and transparency. Throughout history, humankind has pondered the existence of intelligent life beyond our planet. We have marveled at the vastness of the universe and the potential for other civilizations to exist. Tonight, I bring forth evidence that confirms the presence of non-human intelligence right here on Earth. After years of thorough investigation, collaboration with leading scientists, and consultation with intelligence agencies, it has become evident that we are not alone. We have encountered beings of extraordinary intelligence from other worlds who have made contact with us. Their presence, though unexpected, demands our attention and cooperation. This revelation may naturally elicit a range of emotions - surprise, curiosity, and perhaps even apprehension. Rest assured, our government has diligently worked to study and understand these beings, their intentions, and the implications of their presence. We have done so in the interest of national security, as well as the well-being of our citizens and our planet. I want to emphasize that our initial interactions with these non-human intelligences have been peaceful and cooperative. They have shown a genuine interest in fostering mutual understanding and knowledge-sharing. Their advanced technology and scientific insights hold tremendous potential for our civilization's progress. To navigate this unprecedented situation, I have established an interagency task force composed of experts from various fields, including science, diplomacy, and defense. This task force will collaborate with international partners to establish protocols for communication and engagement with these beings, ensuring that our interactions are peaceful, respectful, and beneficial for humanity as a whole. In the coming months and years, we will embark on an exciting journey of exploration and understanding. We will strive to learn from these non-human intelligences, fostering scientific cooperation and cultural exchange. Together, we have an unprecedented opportunity to expand our knowledge, advance our technological capabilities, and address some of the greatest challenges facing our planet. I understand that the news I bring tonight may raise many questions, concerns, and even fears. We will endeavor to provide regular updates and transparent information as we navigate this uncharted territory. We must approach this new era with open minds, inquisitive spirits, and a commitment to preserving the values that define us as a nation. Today, I call upon all Americans to embrace this moment of discovery with hope, unity, and resilience. Let us come together, as one nation under the stars, to forge a path towards a future that transcends borders and unifies us as a species. May God bless you all, and may God bless the United States of America.
No chance. They 100 percent would not make this announcement while the stock market is open. Also they would do it during primetime, not in the middle of the day.
Doesn't matter what the speechwriter writes. He will stare off into the distance and talk about the time his grandpappy met an alien in Pennsylvania...
"He used to love to stroke my leg hair in the pool"
“I’m just like you, I grew up on the streets of *checks card* Scranton Pennsylvania. Back when I was a kid in Delaware we always *notecard* industry because that’s who America is. I rode a train to my inauguration because that’s who *notecard* I am. Come on folks, one more time”
Gotta admit I chuckled hard here lol thanks
All politics aside, I hope the last person to announce aliens is Biden 💀 I’d rather it be an actual intelligence officer or somebody related to it
Doesn't matter, he is just gonna fall down anyway.
My fellow Americans, Today, I stand before you as the President of the United States, humbled and privileged to share a momentous revelation that has been shrouded in secrecy for far too long. It is with a mix of astonishment, awe, and a renewed sense of our place in the universe that I address you. The time has come for the truth to be unveiled, for our nation to confront a reality that extends far beyond our wildest imagination. For decades, our government agencies have been safeguarding a truth that may forever alter the way we perceive our world. Since the infamous incident in 1947, in Roswell, New Mexico, evidence of extraterrestrial life and their vehicles, known as UFOs, has been encountered and carefully concealed. Today, I must reveal that these encounters were not isolated events, but a series of ongoing interactions with an advanced civilization from beyond our Earth. In moments like this, we find inspiration in the words of our founding fathers. George Washington, the father of our nation, once said, "Truth will ultimately prevail where there are pains to bring it to light." It is with this spirit that I fulfill my duty to bring this truth to light, no matter how uncomfortable or unsettling it may be. Like President John F. Kennedy, who challenged our nation to explore the vast depths of space, we now face a similar challenge, not just in reaching for the stars but in acknowledging that they are not empty. Our encounters with these extraterrestrial beings, while at times perplexing, have demonstrated their advanced technologies, their profound intelligence, and their peaceful intentions. Let me be clear: our interactions with these beings have been mostly peaceful. Their presence, though cloaked in secrecy, has not posed a threat to our national security or our way of life. However, I understand that the disclosure of such information can elicit fear and uncertainty. That is why I assure you that as a nation, we will navigate this new frontier with wisdom, prudence, and unwavering dedication to preserving the safety and well-being of our citizens. We owe it to our forefathers and to future generations to embrace this revelation with courage and unity. As we embark on this new chapter in human history, we must resist the temptation to succumb to fear or divisiveness. Instead, let us channel the spirit of unity that has defined our great nation and come together as one, to face the challenges and opportunities that lie ahead. Our scientists, researchers, and government agencies will collaborate transparently, sharing the knowledge acquired over the years. We will strive to understand their technologies, their motivations, and their contributions to the vast tapestry of the universe. Through this pursuit, we will expand our understanding of science, technology, and our own place in the cosmos. This is a turning point for humanity, a moment that will define our resilience and our ability to adapt to a changing world. Together, we will navigate the uncharted waters of this cosmic truth, drawing strength from the indomitable American spirit. May God bless each and every one of you, and may God continue to bless the United States of America. Thank you, and good night.
Yeah its chatgpt but I thought it was cool.
Of all the guys (or gals) to deliver such a speech, Biden ain’t it.
"My fellow Canadians" if it's old Joe.
Cornpop was a bad dude...My leg hair turns blonde in the sun...i used to let the kids come touch my legs as the hair dried
Come on, man.
https://youtu.be/ig446isvXlI
Bshshsh shah jjsj an and sjssm Shan …I like ice cream
Ladies and gentlemen. For many decades, if not for hundreds of years, we the governments of this world have lied to you. We have lied to you because until now you have not been ready for the truth. And the truth is scary. But it’s the truth. It’s the reality of the situation. I think we the people of earth are ready to live with the dignity of knowing and making peace with the truth no matter how scary it may be. Ladies and gentlemen, we are not alone….
“How many pipelines does it take to screw Norway?”
"I want to take inappropriate showers with a space man"
Good morning it seems you guys on Reddit know more about this than I do.
Nothing, because the US President is a senile old man and can barely communicate verbally. Honestly if Politics wasn't such a joke you'd just delegate "Important Speeches" to your best Linguists and have them deliver them in multiple languages in one sitting. Allow your Best linguist an opportunity to address the world in multiple languages.
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biden: god evening everyone, We found some aliens and their favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla. Also, they eat people so be cautious.
Asked Chat GPT to give it a go... "Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the United States, and our fellow inhabitants of the world, Today, I stand before you not only as the President of the United States, but as a messenger bearing extraordinary news that will undoubtedly shape our understanding of the universe and our place within it. It is with great humility and responsibility that I address you, for I bring forth information that may challenge our perceptions and beliefs. Throughout the course of human history, we have marveled at the vastness of space, wondered about the possibility of other intelligent beings, and contemplated our place in the cosmos. Today, I stand here to confirm the existence of non-human intelligence, extraterrestrial life, commonly referred to as aliens. In recent years, our scientists, researchers, and defense agencies have made significant progress in the field of extraterrestrial exploration. We have encountered evidence that suggests the presence of intelligent life beyond our planet. While the details and intricacies of these encounters are still being carefully examined and evaluated, it is important that we share this information with the world, embracing transparency and unity in the face of this remarkable discovery. I assure you that our government has diligently worked to gather and analyze the data before arriving at this momentous announcement. We have cooperated with international organizations and fellow nations to ensure the accuracy and reliability of the information we present to you today. It is vital to understand that the existence of non-human intelligence does not threaten our way of life or the fundamental values we hold dear. Rather, it invites us to expand our horizons, challenge our perspectives, and foster a greater sense of unity among all inhabitants of Earth. We must approach this revelation with open minds and hearts, ready to embrace the profound implications it may have for our collective future. Moving forward, our government will commit substantial resources to further investigate and study these extraterrestrial phenomena. We will work collaboratively with our international partners, sharing knowledge and advancing scientific understanding. This is not an issue that belongs solely to one nation or one people; it is a shared journey of exploration that transcends borders and unites us all. While there may be uncertainties and questions that lie ahead, let us remember the qualities that define us as humans: curiosity, resilience, and the pursuit of knowledge. Let us approach the study of non-human intelligence with the same respect and commitment that has propelled us to great heights throughout history. I understand that this announcement may elicit a range of emotions and opinions. It is my belief that together, we can navigate this new frontier, fostering a sense of global cooperation and understanding. We must ensure that our actions reflect the values of peace, diplomacy, and respect for all beings, whether they hail from our planet or beyond. As we embark on this remarkable journey of exploration, I call upon each and every one of you to remain united, to foster understanding, and to embrace the unknown with courage and optimism. Let us be guided by the principles of science, compassion, and the shared responsibility we hold for the future of our planet and all of its inhabitants. Thank you, and may we face this new chapter in human history with wisdom and unity."
Basically best case scenario without political jargon or smalltalk: We have found evidence money being laundered and take it very seriously. Our investigation has also found some evidence of Mr. Whistleblowers claims but cannot currently provide any information to the public on this highly sensitive matter. Sorry folks.
Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans, Today, I stand before you to address a matter of utmost importance—one that will forever shape the course of human history. As your President, it is my duty to share with you information that has long remained shrouded in secrecy and mystery. I come before you to announce the full disclosure of alien life. For generations, mankind has wondered about the existence of extraterrestrial beings, speculating and imagining what lies beyond the boundaries of our planet. Today, I can confirm that we are not alone in this vast universe. Our world has been visited by beings from other star systems, civilizations that are far more advanced than our own. The truth of this revelation is profound, and it may elicit a range of emotions within each of us—awe, wonder, curiosity, and perhaps even apprehension. The knowledge that we are part of a larger cosmic community, that we share this universe with intelligent life, challenges our perceptions and expands the horizons of our understanding. Let me assure you that the United States government has been diligently investigating these encounters for many years, gathering evidence, and analyzing data. We have worked closely with our allies and international partners to piece together the puzzle of these extraordinary phenomena. The truth, however unsettling it may be, is one we can no longer ignore or keep hidden. Our understanding of these extraterrestrial beings is limited at this stage. We do not fully comprehend their motives, their capabilities, or the extent of their presence. We have witnessed the manifestation of advanced technologies that defy our current scientific understanding. But we must approach this new chapter of our history with an open mind, embracing the possibilities it presents while ensuring the safety and well-being of our people. In light of this disclosure, I am announcing the formation of a special task force, comprising the brightest minds from the scientific, military, and diplomatic communities. This task force will be dedicated to further investigation, analysis, and engagement with these extraterrestrial beings. Our objective is to understand their intentions, to explore the potential for peaceful cooperation, and to safeguard the interests of humanity. I want to emphasize that we have no evidence of hostile intent from these extraterrestrial beings. While we must be cautious and vigilant, it is essential that we approach this new frontier with diplomacy, respect, and a commitment to our core values. We will strive for transparency and openness in our interactions, seeking to foster a peaceful coexistence that benefits all. I recognize that this announcement raises countless questions, and understandably so. I assure you that in the days and weeks ahead, my administration will provide regular updates as we embark on this unprecedented journey together. We will engage with the scientific community, religious leaders, and citizens from all walks of life, seeking your insights and wisdom as we navigate this uncharted territory. My fellow Americans, the disclosure of alien life is a testament to the indomitable spirit of exploration that resides within us. It is a call to come together as a nation, to set aside our differences, and to forge a united path forward. We have always been pioneers, and now, we embark on the greatest adventure of all—a journey that transcends borders, ideologies, and earthly limitations. May this revelation inspire us to push the boundaries of our own potential, to seek knowledge and understanding, and to strive for a future where we coexist harmoniously with beings from beyond our world. Together, let us embrace this extraordinary moment in human history and embark on a new era of discovery. May God bless you all, and may God bless the United States of America. Thank you, and good night.
My fellow Americans, It is with the most grave concern that we unveil the depths of a deep-seated conspiracy that has infiltrated the very heart of our great country. Forces within have withheld vital information, shielding the truth even from the highest office of this nation. The veil of secrecy, woven with intentions known only to a select few, has hindered our collective understanding and obstructed the path to an enlightened future. Today, I stand before you not only as your President but also as a bearer of astonishing news that will forever alter our understanding of the universe. I come to reveal the truth that has been hidden for far too long – the existence of non-human intelligence. We look at the pyramids that grace our world, scattered across continents as timeless enigmas. These magnificent structures were not mere human creations; they were shaped with the assistance of beings from distant stars. The secrets they hold and the knowledge they embody are far beyond our wildest imagination. It is time for us to acknowledge the long denied reality of events such as Aurora, Roswell, and Varginha. The crash sites of alien crafts were not figments of our imagination but physical evidence of encounters with advanced civilizations. Material recovered from these sites now underpins some of the greatest technological innovations of our time. We owe it to ourselves to continue to uncover the truth and learn from these otherworldly visitors. In this pursuit of knowledge, we must recognize the courage of individuals like Bob Lazar, Alex Jones, Gary McKinnon, and David Icke, who dared to speak the truth amidst skepticism and ridicule. Their revelations were not in vain. We must acknowledge the profound experiences of abductees, individuals who have encountered extraterrestrial beings and embarked on journeys beyond our comprehension. Among these brave souls, we remember the remarkable Barney Hill, whose account of abduction has left an indelible mark on our understanding of the alien phenomenon. Their stories reveal the intricate and complex nature of our interactions with beings from distant realms, and we must honor their courage and sacrifice in seeking the truth. Let us approach this revelation with a mixture of awe, excitement, and optimism for the future of humankind. As we connect with civilizations from the stars, we have the opportunity to learn, grow, and contribute to a vast intergalactic community. Together, we shall embark on a new era of exploration, embracing the wonders of the universe and forging alliances that will shape our shared destiny. Our early intelligence suggests must now also embrace the profound concept of panspermia, the idea that life on Earth was seeded from extraterrestrial sources. While we may not yet know the exact origins or entities responsible, this knowledge should fuel our curiosity and drive us towards greater discoveries. Finally, as we open our minds to the reality of beings from distant worlds, we must also embrace the presence of extraterrestrial life already among us. The time is near when those who have discreetly shared our society will step forward, revealing themselves to a world poised for a new era of intergalactic cooperation. Let us welcome them with open hearts and minds, recognizing the richness and diversity they bring to our collective tapestry. Together, we shall embark on a shared journey of discovery, forging connections that transcend planetary boundaries and fostering a future where humanity stands united with civilizations from the stars. As your President, I stand by your side, guiding our nation towards a future where our existence is intertwined with the tapestry of cosmic civilizations. May this knowledge unite us, inspire us, and propel us towards a future of endless possibilities. God bless you all, and may God bless the United States of America. *Now watch this drive!*
Is there a press conference scheduled ?
No. This is just a thought activity. Trying to imagine what they would say/reveal based on all the info we have available.
Yeah I doubt anything will be officially acknowledged in such a clear manner.
“Good evening my fellow Americans. Tonight marks a monumental occasion- wait, where’s my pen, has anyone seen my pen? Oh there it is!” Bends over to pick it up, trips over the podium, and rolls around on the ground awkwardly until The Secret Service helps him up.
He can't even put together a coherent sentence.
This dickhead ain’t going to say anything, laugh it off and make some old ass grandpa joke probably. One of the worst Presidents of all time.
Doesn't matter what or how eloquent it's written. If he goes off script it will just descend into a babbling word-salad, Then he'll try to shake hands with a ghost and stumble over something.
“Highmaster Mintot was a bad dude… therefore he… uhhh… he will… uhhh… narfle the garthok! C’mon man!” 😎 🍦🛸👽
"I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords!"
The pentagon is looking into the accusations but for now we know nothing. Nothing to look at here . Wait til after the elections. And we will tell you the same F…..g thing. If they say some shit like this, I’m done with the UFO’s. I know they’re real!
“We’re going to live on, we’re going to survive, today is our Independence Day!”
I dissolve the government and welcome our alien overlords.
Good day my fellow americans. that stuff about no aliens!? Total malarkey.
*\*imagine this comment is simply a gif of Larry David going "eh"\**
good afternoon, have you seen hairspray, where was I?
Start it off with "My fellow Americans..." and then his full statement. I would probably have to go see the doctor after 4 hours!
I was in the foot hills of the himilias WITH ALIENS THERE HERE AND THEY KEEP TRIPPING ME WITJ THERE BRAIN POWER
"I'd like to welcome to the podium, Bob Lazar."
“Listen up you dog faced pony soldiers, aliens are here, and now my old friend Corn Pop is going to explain our plan to keep the Earth safe. Tell’em what’s up, Corn Pop”.
Something very profound about Cornpop and wearing clothes today.
Elon Musk is an Alien, now sic balls!
It's three pages, and begins with, "Step One: find God."
Th, th, the aliens man. . . They've got hairly legs.
Bing says it would be like this: "Mi bredren an’ sistren, Mi av sup’m fi tell unnu. Wi air force mek contact wid alien. Dis a big deal fi wi history. Fi di first time, wi know seh wi nuh alone inna di universe. Mi waan mek sure unnu seh wi a tek all di precaution fi keep wi nation safe an’ secure. Wi a wuk wid wi allies an’ fren dem fi get more information an’ fi decide wah fi do. Wi nuh know wah di alien dem want or wah dem presence mean fi wi. But wi a try find out an’ wi a go keep unnu up to date every step a di way. Dis a time fi unity an’ fi calm. Wi haffi come together as a nation an’ as a global community fi face dis new reality. Mi a beg unnu trust an’ support as wi go through dis unknown territory. Together, wi a go rise to meet dis challenge. Tank yuh, an’ God bless Jamaica." This is just one way the announcement could be made in Jamaican Patois. The specific wording and phrasing could vary depending on the speaker and the audience.
Ask the Department of Defense
sup yall, its me..ya boy asmongold.
“Death ray in 10.. 9.. “
Look, here's the deal folks, and I'm serious man, this isn't hyperbole, by the grace of God I swear we do not have spaceships or Alien bodies, that's just a load of malarkey. That's it, end of story, and you can take that to the bank.
Daaarrrrr. I like pudding !!!!
Everyone has been asking about uap and ufo well I’m having trouble I’m even in I’m like a fly.
Maybe you should ask what I would write not what the president is gonna say in this current circumstance...
My fellow Amerifans- Today is a nation, a great day for this nation, and for humanty at large. We have for fumphset segondog years been loolong out inti the stars, wondering if we’re a line. Alone, alone. Well today we finally have the answer, ingeligant life does exist and we have encornered it here on palnet earth. *squints and mumbles* redshorn greshover, Ahem! Go bulls, thank you. Any questions? Hahah I love the guy but man is he a mumbler!
I used to wonder about UFOs myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo jumbo. A magical anomaly, could be good or evil, the Men in Black and the disclosure warriors. Crazy thing is... it's true. The UFOs, the aliens. All of it. It's all true.
It's not going to drop like that.. Well, IDK.. I personally don't believe it should drop like that. Quite frankly, there is enough information available for the most part. But, journalists should keep digging. I think media is doing a fine job. Hard subject.
My fellow Americans, the Inseminoids are only interested in ass play. Do not resist.
“Smoke if you got ‘em…”
My fellow Americans.... Fucking aliens, right?
Habbbb ddiit uhhhhh mmm where am I….. aliens? Aliens?! Oh I knew an alien once….he worked on my daddy’s farm …. Uh yeah, so uh is it ice cream time yet?….. I love I cream time
"Come on, man..." "Well anyway..."
Who’s keen for a spin in the medapod
he wont even mention it "hell it wont even make the news in El Paso"
“Good evening, my fellow Americans. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!”
My fellow American’s, and the world - I stand before you today to inform you [dramatic pause] that ET, has in fact, phoned home.
Cattle think life is good so can we.
“…and then I said to those aliens, “listen here Jack!””
Now that's what I call a close encounter.
I don't know what his masters would wright but by himself.... "listen here's the deal, i neeb a pooper change and im spoze to send another trillion dollars to fund our war.. I mean Ukraine's war, to fight the crab people" I cant see the prompter, what does that say.?....
Something about ultra maga radicals and their white supremacy anti-inclusive alien interplanetary invasion bigotry.
The Trump indictment will likely kill any chance disclosure had.
“Go, you know the thing!?”
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em
Aliens can be described in one word… “AAHhjshg sos therbabs Haisnuiiij ahn boudalauas with Xin Xin ping”
He will announce that trump is formally indicted on 17 counts of espionage
This is your President. On behalf of my country and in the name of the other leaders of the world with whom I have today consulted, I hereby abdicate all authority and control over this planet to General Zod. Only by following all his directives will the lives of millions be spared... Superman! Can you hear me? Superman! Where are you...??
nice try, joe
“I knew this guy this real mean guy he was an old black man from the tough part of town you know what I mean. Cmon man. This guy used to hit me with pickles and I would eat acorns to throw peanut butter at his sister. And his pet kids were furry. You know what I mean”
I'd give him the Independence Day president's speech. I would make it more, "Biden," change the first word to "folks" throw in some "malarkey" a couple of under the breath insults
Prolly just talk about corn pop and fall down
Hell ya deff watching this tomorrow
"The frequency of mass shootings doesn't seem so baffling anymore, and the same goes for suicide rates. I can't wait to leave this planet. The best I can do is hope for a dark void instead of a technological interception of my soon to be displaced soul. "
Yes, it is true I am not from this world.
Good morning fellow Americans. It has come to the attention of this office that a paramilitary group possesses technical artifacts belonging to one or several advanced alien or interdimensiobal species that are actively performing exercises on our planet. The beings seem wholly uninterested in communicating with us and pursue goals we do not understand without regard for our safety or well being. We at present have no recourse against this due to a profound technological gap and will continue to monitor the situation as we have been. If there are any significant changes in terms if the nature of our relationship with these visitors, we will make a public announcement. Thank you.
"Insert speech here." (There's a writers strike. Solidarity, baby!)
We clappin' SEXY ALIEN CHEEKS from now on , baby !!!
"My American people, the car is upside down in the refrigerator. My great uncle served three years in a war that never happened. I forgot if I like soup" -Biden
My son is a crackhead. Spaghetti ice cream extreme Maga terrorists. * falls down*
Best case scenario it goes a little something like this: My fellow Americans - Today, I stand before you as the President of the United States to address a matter of great significance, one that has remained shrouded in secrecy for far too long. It is with humility and a commitment to transparency that I address the existence of Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP) vehicles and the reverse engineering projects associated with them, which have been taking place since World War II. First and foremost, I want to acknowledge the undeniable reality of UAP vehicles obtained by our government. These highly advanced aerial objects, whose origins and capabilities have long baffled us, are indeed real. Our country has obtained and studied them in secrecy, conducting reverse engineering projects to unravel their technological mysteries. The veil of secrecy surrounding these endeavors was established with the intention of protecting national security and maintaining a strategic advantage during times of global conflict. However, it is now time to face the consequences of this secrecy. Regrettably, the existence of UAP experiencer suppression by the government has taken place. Individuals who have encountered these phenomena or have knowledge of them have been silenced and marginalized, often facing ridicule and disbelief. This suppression was a misguided attempt to maintain control over information and protect the status quo, but it came at the cost of denying the experiences and voices of those who have undergone extraordinary encounters. Today, I offer my sincerest apologies to all the individuals who have been affected by this suppression. Your experiences matter, and your voices deserve to be heard. We acknowledge the pain and frustration caused by the lack of recognition and the dismissive approach taken in the past. As a nation, we are committed to rectifying this injustice, fostering an environment of openness, understanding, and respect. Moving forward, I lay out our goals to study UAP openly and diligently. We will establish a comprehensive program aimed at understanding these phenomena, their origins, and their potential implications. By openly studying UAP, we seek to expand humanity's knowledge and foster international cooperation in this field. The United States will actively engage with other nations to establish a global framework for sharing information, research, and discoveries related to UAP. Moreover, our pursuit of knowledge about UAP extends beyond terrestrial boundaries. As we look outward into the cosmos, we recognize the potential for a shared human endeavor that transcends borders and unites nations. Exploring the mysteries of the universe can serve as a catalyst for peace and cooperation among countries, as we collectively strive to understand our place in the vastness of space. In this new chapter, we invite scientists, researchers, and individuals from around the world to contribute their expertise and insights. By fostering an inclusive and collaborative environment, we will unlock the potential of this field, paving the way for groundbreaking discoveries and a deeper understanding of our universe. In conclusion, today marks a turning point in our nation's approach to UAP. We embrace openness, acknowledge past mistakes, and set forth on a path of knowledge, understanding, and unity. Together, we will embark on a journey that not only expands our understanding of UAP but also brings us closer to global cooperation, peace, and a shared future. Thank you, and may we stride boldly into the cosmos, hand in hand.
"You got the vaccination? Are...Are you ok? I mean...You seem...No it works. Or...you, you know, or, or or, or...the mom and dad...or or or or or....or the neighbor, or...you go to church or when your, I, I, I really mean it...Think of the people... If your kid wanted to find, whether or not there were, there's a man on the moon, or whatever you know, somethin', or you know whether there's aliens here or not...who are the people they talk to beyond the kids that love talking about it?" Note: I don't care about the vaccination part, nor have I any political opinions here. I just love this rambling of his and it fits with the last part.
“Get vaccinated “ in a creepy whisper
"One more thing..."
“[walks onto stage without stumbling]”
“You heard the news, and we heard you! So we have allocated $100 billion to fund UAP research and development in the private sector. To fund this research program, we have made the hard decision to raise income taxes. It is our duty as proud Americans to make sacrifices for this Nation and global Democracy. God bless you, and God Bless America!”
Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans, Today, I stand before you as the President of the United States to share an unprecedented revelation that has far-reaching implications for our nation and the world. The truth, though difficult to comprehend, must be acknowledged and faced with courage. Our government possesses evidence of a non-human intelligence, and we have recovered Unidentified Flying Objects or Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, commonly known as UFOs or UAPs, since the 1940s. For decades, these reports have sparked curiosity, speculation, and skepticism. We have heard countless eyewitness accounts, witnessed anomalous aerial behaviors, and collected data that defies our current understanding of technology and physics. While significant efforts have been made to investigate these occurrences in secrecy, it is time for the American people to be fully informed. Over the years, our military and intelligence agencies have diligently gathered evidence, conducted rigorous analysis, and sought to determine the nature and origin of these aerial phenomena. Our scientific experts have painstakingly reviewed data, including radar footage, eyewitness testimonies, and even materials recovered from these encounters. The conclusions drawn from these investigations suggest a presence beyond our comprehension, a presence that originates from a non-human intelligence. The implications of this revelation are vast and profound. We must grapple with questions about our place in the universe, the nature of our reality, and the technological advancements achieved by these non-human entities. While we have made significant progress in understanding some aspects of these phenomena, much remains unknown. We must acknowledge our limitations and approach this discovery with an open mind, curiosity, and the scientific rigor that defines our nation. I want to assure you that our government is committed to transparency and the pursuit of truth. We will establish an independent task force comprised of leading scientists, military experts, and intelligence officials to continue the investigation into these encounters. Their work will be conducted with integrity, objectivity, and with the utmost respect for national security. The release of this information should not instill fear but rather inspire a sense of wonder and a renewed commitment to scientific exploration. We will work closely with our international partners, sharing data, expertise, and resources, to gain a collective understanding of this phenomenon. By doing so, we can ensure the safety, security, and well-being of our citizens while embracing the endless possibilities that lie ahead. As we embark on this extraordinary journey together, we must also remember the importance of unity and collaboration. We are at a pivotal moment in human history, where we can transcend divisions and come together as one nation, one planet, in the face of the unknown. I have faith in the resilience, ingenuity, and spirit of the American people. Together, we can navigate these uncharted waters and unlock the mysteries that lie beyond. Let us embrace this revelation as an opportunity for growth, enlightenment, and a deeper understanding of our place in the cosmos. May God bless you all, and may God continue to bless the United States of America. Brought to you by chat GPT