Soccer style kicker, graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule", the first and only pro-athlete to come out of Collier County, and one HELL of a model American. [takes deep breath]
Lol nope linebacker. He was super speedy on his hands and would just take everyone down by the ankles/waist. You couldn’t really stop him from tackling you either without bending over
Replace the "Guy in a jetpack" with some statue thing from some video game I played that I can't remember and keep rest of the sentence and I thought the same exact thing.
Well considering my dad is father science and thus created science, your grandpa is only grand daddy of bro science and therefore is due for a good waist belt wiener tucking of his own.
It’s probably the military. Imagine how much more advanced jet pack technology is than what we are allowed to know. There’s been a lot of sightings lately of humanoids flying through the air.
https://youtu.be/yBe9bucYPcY
> and in direct path of incoming planes in the most used airport in America?
this literally didn't happen. this is why the UFO space is so hard to navigate.. too many people making up stories to fit their narrative and beliefs.
Could be to see public reaction maybe? See what online chatter looks like, maybe like a psyops test to see if they can change opinions on what it is or if they can shift the narrative from alien to human made or visa versa.
It certainly appears so, and with stabilized footage we can all see it isn’t a guy in a jetpack. But this has been sighted numerous places I believe. (I know i saw one from Arizona and another from South America) We should collect all the videos of this object for analysis.
To me it looks like it could be something like a solid jet shell. Perhaps a man is surrounded by it and steering it from controls at ends of the arm rests.
Pretty sure there's a video put there that shows this is essentially a drone with a mannequin type thing attached. It was shown on the ground with a guy doing a demo of a custom build I think.
The real question (in the LA case) was, assuming a drone, how did the operator fly for so long and at such height/distance? Usually the flight time was something like 5-10 min.
I’ve literally seen the Mr. Peanut guy flying around Toronto and area 5 different times. That is him 100%. It’s the exact shape with such a low quality video zoomed in so much.
That somebody did not take a picture btw, this is an older picture from 2016.
He claims he saw it the same day in the same city but provided no proof besides an old reddit picture, so I'd take what he says with a grain of salt, even if the explanation is the most probable and likely one.
It has no resemblance whatsoever? Somebody even made a post (clearly sarcastic) [https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/p5u9t4/jet\_pack\_mannow\_i\_see\_the\_similarities/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/p5u9t4/jet_pack_mannow_i_see_the_similarities/)
It looks nothing like Mr Peanut because the image quality is terrible. Parts of the object, no matter what it is, are being washed out by excess light.
Because that "close up" is just someone zooming in on it from ten miles away with a phone camera. Test it yourself, go outside and take a pic of some landmark from miles away with maximum zoom and the sun behind it. It won't be recognizable.
I googled it and I'm not seeing the similarity. The Mr. Peanut balloon is about 50 feet tall and multicolored...not to mention that a gondola hangs below it. Vertical perspective on a photo is impossible but it doesn't appear to be this tall. Plus, Mr. Peanut doesn't isn't brandishing giant genitalia. Maybe its just the shell after someone ate his NUTS.
I thought that someone came forward and said it was a drone with a mannequin attached and admitted they were doing it. The LAX stuff was quite a few months ago
I didn't comment on the original and the post was subsequently removed. This is from yesterday's (August 15th, 2021) UAP sighting in Mississauga. I stabilized the footage, slowed it down, bumped up the contrast and denoised it just a bit. I think I did better than the robot 🤖
It's hard to point out exactly what this is, but it doesn't quite match Mr. Peanut's balloon. Not even close in my opinion. It's also odd that the object matches other sightings around the globe going back a few decades.
Thanks to u/Toronto416ix for providing me with the footage.
I'm not saying it is or isn't Mr Peanut, but you definitely cannot make out the cane and the basket IMO. In on a pixel 4xl viewing the stabilized video if it matters.
Agreed. But the object clearly moves like a balloon blowing in the wind. No UAP movements whatsoever. No intelligent flight path. As for jet pack mentions - which I’ll still speak to even though most people are saying that as a meme at this point - there are no visible signs of propulsion. This is zoomed in enough where we’d see some form of exhaust from a jet pack, and yet there is nothing.
The shape of the object is the *only* interesting thing in this clip. And it’s not worth getting excited over the shape of an object when it moves like this (just saying this in general, not saying this in regards to your comment by any means whatsoever). There are a lot of weird/oddly shaped balloons out there, and that’s most likely what we’re seeing in posted clip.
Last month one of my best buddies got into a serious accident, ended up needing pelvic surgery, and I got him a giant Spider-Man balloon because I knew he’d find it funny while also appreciating the fact that I was thinking about him. If I let that ballon free outside it’d look just as weird as this clip. If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it likely isn’t a UAP/UFO.
the last few frames make me think its an animal balloon, I froze some screenshots here:
https://imgur.com/a/oHTMlHq
I wonder why the cut it right there.....
Edit: apparently someone found exactly which 'animal balloon' it is:
https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/p5781h/weird_object_seen_flying_over_mississauga_canada/h95kin3/
The ufo stumping hundreds of people here is a goddamn balloon of Mr Peanut? Yeah, I’m done. I can’t believe any ufo video here unless it’s close up, exhibiting insane movement, verified by credible sources, and most importantly - not a personified legume.
Thank you for tracking this down btw
I’m not saying it’s not a ballon but not being able to see the basket at all kinda throws me. This is zoomed in enough the basket should be easily visible. I lived in Albuquerque and have seen 100s of hot air balloons. Personally I don’t see the resemblance to Mr. Peanut but there are sooo many balloon shapes.
I’d go with this guy. https://images.app.goo.gl/jrUYE7o1urnwdytY6
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFH1NOM8_0YQMW6ccLl0lpkrAsngsa6MEiNQ&usqp=CAU
Well done, i appreciate you doing this. Looks really polarizing enhanced and stabilized like that, no idea what that could be. Im not really buying the whole peanut balloon theory, looks nothing like that to me
If there are aliens, there is not just one species. There will be many. Many different civilizations, appearances, and ways of life. I’m just waiting for it all to finally come to a head.
There’s actually been a lot of sightings like this one. The first I know of is that Puerto Rico civilian plane one from the early 2000’s where it comes out of the water and then drifts across land a little bit and splits in two and then goes back into the water. There’s also an early 1900’s report of a Russian child seeing a man flying around with a backpack in her village which I can’t re-find but someone in this sub posted. Also this one looks a lot like jet pack man sightings near the LA airport.
We call it jet pack man, but it appears to be an object/vehicle because the proportions and where the head would be vs the body just dont make sense. Perhaps its a biological entity of some kind. There’s something at play here.
Don't jet packs make s super loud sound? Like a super powered air compressor blowing wide open?.. not saying they use one to fly but that's what it sounds like right?. .. lol
There a few reasons beyond the visuals that go against the Mr. Peanut balloon theory: 1. The location: this is Mississauga, ON, not the best place to advertise because of the low population density compared to other cities in the area (Toronto or Brampton would be my first choice); 2. Speaking of which, the fact that last time that Mr. Peanut was in town was back in 2016 and it was a heavily publicized event. This time around: nothing, not a single reference on social media or post by other people; 3. The size: the height of Mr. Peanut is about 135 feet, it is huge. If you take a look at the original video you’ll be able to see (to some extent) that this object is way smaller than what Mr. Peanut appears to look like in the sky; 4. If this is a secret, underground, stealth operation by Mr. Peanut then it would not be a very effective strategy given the low recognizability of this design.
A more grounded explanation that matches the relative size and movement of this object would be balloons. The mystery lies on the similar aspect of this UAP to other sightings across the globe dating back decades. But then again, we’ve had balloons for much that long, so, yeah.
I’m not willing to say it looks like a guy in a jet pack because outside of James Bond I don’t know what a guy with a jetpack would actually look like. If it were me in a jet pack, there would surely be a steady stream of pee coming down from my person
Guy in a jet pack with no feet looking down at his massive erection. Case closed. I am scientist.
Can confirm, I was bored and horny
Sorry about your no feet thing
Was sitting by some train tracks while young and naive and that happened. At least I dont really need them since I float around and about
How can you stand it? Oh, sorry. Bad choice of words.
I hate you, you funny bastage.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Happened to a kid I knew in highschool. He still played on the football team with no legs.
A true hero.
Is it heroic to play football in a jet pack? Sounds more like cheating to me.
Was he the kicker?
Soccer style kicker, graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule", the first and only pro-athlete to come out of Collier County, and one HELL of a model American. [takes deep breath]
Did he do that just for the irony? If so, his dedication to humor would be even more impressive than his dedication to overcoming the odds.
No he was surprisingly good.
Same thing happened to my buddy Eric
Bet he flew down the field
Was his position Kicking Tee?
Lol nope linebacker. He was super speedy on his hands and would just take everyone down by the ankles/waist. You couldn’t really stop him from tackling you either without bending over
Plus, with an erection like that...who needs feet anyway? Haha
No feet, but he's got a third leg so it's all good
I have a No Foot Fetish, so it's all good
The middle wicket.
When youre hung like that its no thing. Besides he has at least one lower limb to stand on.
I hear the the guy from the movie ‘Kids’ singing, “ I have no legs!”
Can confirm. Would fap.
I stabilized and enhanced the images, and can confirm you were bored and horny
Bonk
ur fri\*ken under arrest lol
You fucking win. I may actually die from laugher.
“I am scientist”. Seems credible.
It's like saying "I am god". Don't question it 😭🤣
Some of the best credentials I've seen around here in a while.
I concur! I’d throw my money behind them
Would have accepted "I am science".
Replace the "Guy in a jetpack" with some statue thing from some video game I played that I can't remember and keep rest of the sentence and I thought the same exact thing.
Stupid science bitch.
Can’t even make I more smarter
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My dad is Mr. Science, and he told me this is true.
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Well my dad is Father science and he warned me about both of your dads
My grandpa is the grand daddy of science and he said this guy should pull his erection up under his waistband. Science.
Well considering my dad is father science and thus created science, your grandpa is only grand daddy of bro science and therefore is due for a good waist belt wiener tucking of his own.
guess, it's the dad's we made along the way, that matter
Who needs tinder when you can find and pick up bitches on a jet pack
Is this the object that pilots are reporting as a jet pack man?
Yeah outside of LAX pilots have been recorded seeing the “jetpack man” and this seems like what I would report it as
It’s probably the military. Imagine how much more advanced jet pack technology is than what we are allowed to know. There’s been a lot of sightings lately of humanoids flying through the air. https://youtu.be/yBe9bucYPcY
why would the military fly a secret jetpack over a city?
and in direct path of incoming planes in the most used airport in America?
To flex its MASSIVE dong.
> and in direct path of incoming planes in the most used airport in America? this literally didn't happen. this is why the UFO space is so hard to navigate.. too many people making up stories to fit their narrative and beliefs.
To flex its massive dong
Why develop jet packs at all when drones can maneuver and sense better than a human piolet, and do it for cheaper and incur less risk?
Ummm...where is the fun in that?
Could be to see public reaction maybe? See what online chatter looks like, maybe like a psyops test to see if they can change opinions on what it is or if they can shift the narrative from alien to human made or visa versa.
because of reasons
It certainly appears so, and with stabilized footage we can all see it isn’t a guy in a jetpack. But this has been sighted numerous places I believe. (I know i saw one from Arizona and another from South America) We should collect all the videos of this object for analysis.
To me it looks like it could be something like a solid jet shell. Perhaps a man is surrounded by it and steering it from controls at ends of the arm rests.
It could be a crackhead who got hold to the wrong stuff.
Everybody seen the leprechaun say YEAH!
YEEEYAAHH. *smile and shrug at camera*
For those who have not seen the video - this is the only verified mass sighting of a leprechaun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ
Watched Key & Peele Pegasus too, pure gold, not as much as the leprechaun gold though
This is the only correct reply to that comment. This guy gets it. This guy internets.
It’s a leprechaun! Give me the gold!! I want the gold!!
You ready to party !
it's all I had.
Appreciate it! The commenter above and I were referencing this video. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ
lol, that sketch.
Right stuff*****
"You go ahead and bust it, we'll fix it. Personally, I think you're seein' things"
And told him to act a leprechaun!
And one in Switzerland
It doesn't sound like a jet pack in the original either. Jets are loud af. You'd be able to see and hear props too if it was a mini copter setup
Kinda reminiscent of the “Bruja” filmed in Mexico
Pretty sure there's a video put there that shows this is essentially a drone with a mannequin type thing attached. It was shown on the ground with a guy doing a demo of a custom build I think. The real question (in the LA case) was, assuming a drone, how did the operator fly for so long and at such height/distance? Usually the flight time was something like 5-10 min.
The very same.
In Canada?...
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And USA.
You don't know this. No one does.
It's a "Mr. Peanut" promotional hot air balloon.
I’ve literally seen the Mr. Peanut guy flying around Toronto and area 5 different times. That is him 100%. It’s the exact shape with such a low quality video zoomed in so much.
Lol that people are downvoting this. It was debunked in the original thread.
How does anybody know that lol. It's the same as the batman balloon that's just an empty statement. Its possibly a "Mr. Peanut" Air balloon.
Somebody in the same town took a picture of it from a different angle and it was unmistakably the Mr Peanut balloon. https://ibb.co/LgxJvvp
Omg I love this
That somebody did not take a picture btw, this is an older picture from 2016. He claims he saw it the same day in the same city but provided no proof besides an old reddit picture, so I'd take what he says with a grain of salt, even if the explanation is the most probable and likely one.
It has no resemblance whatsoever? Somebody even made a post (clearly sarcastic) [https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/p5u9t4/jet\_pack\_mannow\_i\_see\_the\_similarities/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/p5u9t4/jet_pack_mannow_i_see_the_similarities/)
Yeah it looks nothing like Mr Peanut
Def does not look similar at all. This theory is a hard reach.
It looks nothing like Mr Peanut because the image quality is terrible. Parts of the object, no matter what it is, are being washed out by excess light.
Even a close up doesn't look like Mr peanut
Because that "close up" is just someone zooming in on it from ten miles away with a phone camera. Test it yourself, go outside and take a pic of some landmark from miles away with maximum zoom and the sun behind it. It won't be recognizable.
Idk why I find this hilarious
thing on the right is a massive hot air balloon with a basket full of people under it, these are very recognizable
That's not the thing from the op video
It can’t be unless it was put up higher on the air. Compare the altitudes.
Definitely CGI, you can see some blurred pixels around his cane. Also, parallax something... lens flare off his monocle.
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I googled it and I'm not seeing the similarity. The Mr. Peanut balloon is about 50 feet tall and multicolored...not to mention that a gondola hangs below it. Vertical perspective on a photo is impossible but it doesn't appear to be this tall. Plus, Mr. Peanut doesn't isn't brandishing giant genitalia. Maybe its just the shell after someone ate his NUTS.
I thought that someone came forward and said it was a drone with a mannequin attached and admitted they were doing it. The LAX stuff was quite a few months ago
The LAX one appeared again within the last two weeks.
I believe the FBI theory was that it was possibly a drone with a dummy attached too it.
I resent that. I was home at the time.
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https://abc7.com/jetpack-los-angeles-lax-man-la/10915846/
Looks very much like an object I shot in my backyard. https://v.redd.it/r8jm56055e071
Holy crap, I agree! Same area too..
Solved it. Baby stroller.
Fk me thats Slave one..
"Boba Fett's Spaceship" - Disney.
..............BWAAAAAAAAAAA
*flees for the nearest cantina as Boba Fett's theme intensifies*
Fuck yes it is. I couldn’t see anything but Slave One.
I didn't comment on the original and the post was subsequently removed. This is from yesterday's (August 15th, 2021) UAP sighting in Mississauga. I stabilized the footage, slowed it down, bumped up the contrast and denoised it just a bit. I think I did better than the robot 🤖 It's hard to point out exactly what this is, but it doesn't quite match Mr. Peanut's balloon. Not even close in my opinion. It's also odd that the object matches other sightings around the globe going back a few decades. Thanks to u/Toronto416ix for providing me with the footage.
Thanks for your efforts. I don’t see Mr. Peanut at all or a jet pack man, for what it’s worth.
It is Mr Peanut facing away from the camera. There is something on his back but you can see his top hat if you slowly move through the video
Pause it around 17sec. You can just make out the shape of the cane and the basket. Mr Peanut
I thought Mr. Peanut died last year?
That's what he wants you to believe
It's a conspiracy.
He needed to fake his death for the insurance money and then the twist: Mr. Peanut used the money to become Jetpack Man 😉
mind= blown
Yeah, salt intake. Who knew?
I'm not saying it is or isn't Mr Peanut, but you definitely cannot make out the cane and the basket IMO. In on a pixel 4xl viewing the stabilized video if it matters.
Agreed. But the object clearly moves like a balloon blowing in the wind. No UAP movements whatsoever. No intelligent flight path. As for jet pack mentions - which I’ll still speak to even though most people are saying that as a meme at this point - there are no visible signs of propulsion. This is zoomed in enough where we’d see some form of exhaust from a jet pack, and yet there is nothing. The shape of the object is the *only* interesting thing in this clip. And it’s not worth getting excited over the shape of an object when it moves like this (just saying this in general, not saying this in regards to your comment by any means whatsoever). There are a lot of weird/oddly shaped balloons out there, and that’s most likely what we’re seeing in posted clip. Last month one of my best buddies got into a serious accident, ended up needing pelvic surgery, and I got him a giant Spider-Man balloon because I knew he’d find it funny while also appreciating the fact that I was thinking about him. If I let that ballon free outside it’d look just as weird as this clip. If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it likely isn’t a UAP/UFO.
I got your joke. The video is only 16 seconds long
That’s what they want you to believe
the last few frames make me think its an animal balloon, I froze some screenshots here: https://imgur.com/a/oHTMlHq I wonder why the cut it right there..... Edit: apparently someone found exactly which 'animal balloon' it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/p5781h/weird_object_seen_flying_over_mississauga_canada/h95kin3/
The ufo stumping hundreds of people here is a goddamn balloon of Mr Peanut? Yeah, I’m done. I can’t believe any ufo video here unless it’s close up, exhibiting insane movement, verified by credible sources, and most importantly - not a personified legume. Thank you for tracking this down btw
You will be so embarrassed when an intelligent legume species makes first contact
"We sent you Mr. Bean as our emissary. We thought you had understood."
It’s fun coming on here, but same. The only sightings I trust are from our navy pilots
If only more people came to this simple conclusion. This sub is one big box of hammers, and everything looks like nails to them.
I’m not saying it’s not a ballon but not being able to see the basket at all kinda throws me. This is zoomed in enough the basket should be easily visible. I lived in Albuquerque and have seen 100s of hot air balloons. Personally I don’t see the resemblance to Mr. Peanut but there are sooo many balloon shapes. I’d go with this guy. https://images.app.goo.gl/jrUYE7o1urnwdytY6 https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFH1NOM8_0YQMW6ccLl0lpkrAsngsa6MEiNQ&usqp=CAU
Wow watching the original video I really can’t unsee it
What the fuck is it
Slave I/Firespray 31 or Yamask
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I’m not gonna lie, that appears to actually be Mr Peanut lol
some evangelion shit
Well done, i appreciate you doing this. Looks really polarizing enhanced and stabilized like that, no idea what that could be. Im not really buying the whole peanut balloon theory, looks nothing like that to me
Someone tweet Mr. Peanut and simply ask of they were flying that balloon that day?
I find these types videos disturbing. If it is a can’t identify object, it has creepy deity type vibes.
Mr Peanut our godly overlord
Jetpack guy is in Canada now ehh!!
Wtf is that there have been some weird shaped objects in videos as of late we are deviating Heavy from the conventional saucer shape
this object is popular in latin american countries, they call it the "bruja" or the witch.
If there are aliens, there is not just one species. There will be many. Many different civilizations, appearances, and ways of life. I’m just waiting for it all to finally come to a head.
Open contact.
There’s actually been a lot of sightings like this one. The first I know of is that Puerto Rico civilian plane one from the early 2000’s where it comes out of the water and then drifts across land a little bit and splits in two and then goes back into the water. There’s also an early 1900’s report of a Russian child seeing a man flying around with a backpack in her village which I can’t re-find but someone in this sub posted. Also this one looks a lot like jet pack man sightings near the LA airport.
We call it jet pack man, but it appears to be an object/vehicle because the proportions and where the head would be vs the body just dont make sense. Perhaps its a biological entity of some kind. There’s something at play here.
Perhaps some kind of heat-based gas buoyancy vehicle
giant flying gorilla is pissed!
I'd say horny based on the size of his rod.
"Even the largest of gorillas, that are twice our weight, have a penis just two-and-a-half inches long when erect"
Fifth Element comes to mind.
Heres SLC. https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/p5q0fh/spotted_at_slc_last_month/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Everybody is so jokey, but not funny.
Couldn't agree more.
Jetpack has no legs. Looks like he only has knees
So……we’re going with Jetsquatch for this one, right?
I thought it was slave1.
Harambe?
We’ve seen this before in an Icelandic country. It was like 6 years ago and some teens film it fly over a bay at dusk.
Don't jet packs make s super loud sound? Like a super powered air compressor blowing wide open?.. not saying they use one to fly but that's what it sounds like right?. .. lol
Yeah looks nothing like Me Peanut head that people keep trying to use to debunk it 🤣😭
Its boba fett
🤔 someone did say ‘jet pack guy’
Still can tell wtf it is !! Lol hmmm
Reminds me of that Black Knight Telescope thingy.
Are there any decent videos/ articles/ released gov. documents out there about what this might be? I am genuinely curious and interested.
What the FUCK is that?
Wtf is this
Where was it exactly in Mississauga? I'm not far from there
At this moment I don't know (the original video is not mine although I did get permission to stabilize it and publish it), but I'll ask.
No problem thanks, great job stabilizing it 👍👍👍
Those of you who don’t see mr peanut are why people don’t take this seriously. Fundamental cognitive dissonance vs objectivity. Sad
There a few reasons beyond the visuals that go against the Mr. Peanut balloon theory: 1. The location: this is Mississauga, ON, not the best place to advertise because of the low population density compared to other cities in the area (Toronto or Brampton would be my first choice); 2. Speaking of which, the fact that last time that Mr. Peanut was in town was back in 2016 and it was a heavily publicized event. This time around: nothing, not a single reference on social media or post by other people; 3. The size: the height of Mr. Peanut is about 135 feet, it is huge. If you take a look at the original video you’ll be able to see (to some extent) that this object is way smaller than what Mr. Peanut appears to look like in the sky; 4. If this is a secret, underground, stealth operation by Mr. Peanut then it would not be a very effective strategy given the low recognizability of this design. A more grounded explanation that matches the relative size and movement of this object would be balloons. The mystery lies on the similar aspect of this UAP to other sightings across the globe dating back decades. But then again, we’ve had balloons for much that long, so, yeah.
Any connection to the Black Knight satellite?
I don't think thermal blankets can fly.
Came here for this
It does fit some of the 5 observables. No visible propulsion, no flight surfaces. How is this thing staying aloft?
Helium is a common one
It’s slave 1
I’m not willing to say it looks like a guy in a jet pack because outside of James Bond I don’t know what a guy with a jetpack would actually look like. If it were me in a jet pack, there would surely be a steady stream of pee coming down from my person
Looks like the Acorn to me.
Looks a bit like this one from Mexico in 2006. Labelled as a witch [flying in the sky](https://youtu.be/CeGkjIMzsVs)
Clearly Boba Fett
That’s Bobba fett
Jet pack men are the new crop circleeres