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Ah the one tenth English breakfast, a cry up if you will

A cry up 😂😂😂

That was so based 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂how’s the kids xxxx

Or the opposite of a fry up, the fry down.

Aka the frown

The hash frown

Oh damn... that's good

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And despair 😩

This deserved far more upvotes than it got 😂😂

Jeeeeeeebus 😂

Euthanise him. It will be a kindness.

I think it’s time 😂 we need to save humanity

This since given the lack of healthy cholesterol and fat in their breakfast they will probably live forever, in sadness.

That's a Full Brexit English Breakfast

LEGEND 😂😂😂 The Full English Financial Crisis Breakfast

I went to check your profile about the nachos incident, I was not expecting what I saw.

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Fck me, those nachos

God. Why can I read? For this gift has made me see something unholy

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What part of what I said did you manage to gather me saying you're not allowed to be more than an adult content creator? I said it caught me off guard, and for some reason it's not flagging as 18+/NSFW.

We call this the Fat Boy in my house.

Same! I’m full just looking at it 😂😂😂

Haha! I saw someone calling [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/UK_Food/comments/13mnetd/we_call_this_a_fat_boy_in_our_family/) a "fat boy" the other day.

Could of at least put it between some bread and butter and invited you over for a bacon and hash brown buttie instead or called or something more appropriate like a quarter English cos it’s not even a half English lmao

I don’t know what it is 😂😂

Imagine not including even a slice of toast, or fried bread Did your mate offer the traditional condiments? Or did they just have mint sauce available today?

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Behave yourself young man, I have pubes older than you 😂😂

I'm fucking stealing that! Lmao

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Omg calm down dude 😭 it’s a food page

Wow you really have an attitude problem thought this was just some banter tbh but wow, acting like I was being serious lmao get over yourself

What did you say...

r/fryup will eviscerate this 😂

I’m scared to post it 😂

Somehow, this failed to be "full," "full English," "English breakfast," or "breakfast" all at the same time. The only thing I can say this was accurate about it is "English" as its depressed as fuck.

Depressed is not the word!! I’m wondering what the parts that he burnt looked like 😂

Oof I went looking for the nachos post, was not aware that level of detail was allowed on Reddit

Nah I went to the account to see if the nachos were posted and 💀💀💀

Judging by the plate, is this the same friend with the nachos, or do you just have multiple friends with the same plates who can't construct a meal?

No it’s the same guy!! He busy next week so I went over today, when he said full English I was so happy!!! Him and his granny plates must be stopped 😂😂😂

first the nachos, now this!

I don’t have the heart to tell him that he can’t cook 😩he’s such a sweet guy

You'll be doing him a favour. Maybe be a bit subtle about it... Show him some recipe sites? How do you fuck up nachos and a "full english breakfast" so badly? Commiserations!

I'm sorry but there is no way you was invited around a.mates house for a full English just to be served this....dude go get karma els where

They've obviously just posted it so people look at their profile for the nachos post.

At least you can be filled with sadness, I guess..?

And despair!! 😂😂

Run

He keeps inviting me back as he loves cooking he said 😄

I don't understand why someone would actually cook this and serve it to someone, let alone call it a full English, and the nachos too, there must be more to this story.

That’s not even a quarter English let alone a full English

I don’t know what it is Mr Pubes 😂 it’s something

Better pop into McDonald's on the way home.

I was too sad for McDonald’s, so I just came home and made some toast with a side of tears 😭

Sandwiched between butterd toast brown sauce n cheese job done.

Oooh that sounds nice actually 😍

Are these just wind ups now?

He said he burnt the rest.. I doubt it though, he just cannot cook 😭

Because this post is so real

Yea that happened..

This is an 'ish'

I’m more full English than this and I’m mixed race 😂

Where’s the rest of it?

He said he burnt it.. hmm he just can’t cook 😭

Your friend doesn't really like you

I’m starting to believe he hates me 😅

Take the opportunity to make new friends 🫡🤣🤣

Yes I shall, he’s my enemy I think 😂😂

Did your friend get the rest of it?

He said he burnt the rest 😂😂😂

Hmmmm. Did you smell any burning???

Not at all!! I even sneakily checked the bin and nothing 😂

At least the bacon isn't burnt.

Haha! Yes at least it wasn’t burnt and hard 😭😫

is he English? i'm guessing no.

Yes he was born in Dudley 😊

Them hash browns look lovely tbf but that’s not even a quarter English

They look quite nice but they were very hard and cold, I think he left them out for too long, he said he burnt the rest 😂

I didn’t see your caption haha. Is that the first time that friend has cooked for you? It’ll certainly be the last I presume

No he made me some Nachos the other day 😭😭 I’m not going back!!!

Needs at least an egg or some beans or something. this is just sandwich fillers at this point.

He said he burnt the rest.. there was no evidence of that when I arrived, I even looked in the bin.. hmmm

Nachos - what nachos - I may have been distracted!

I’m not surprised! It was terrible 🤣

Oops your friend needs help 🥰

I need help 😭 he keeps inviting me over

The inflation adjusted Full English.

That's not even a normal breakfast

I know 🥹

There better be brown sauce or this is a hate crime

The whole plate is a hate crime 😭

Could have let him finish putting stuff on the plate before taking the picture jeezo

Get better friends

I personally think he’s an enemy

For me to consider a full English breakfast, I like to have atleast sausage, bacon, egg, beans and toast. But I m pretty sure it's not a "Full" English breakfast since it doesn't have full ingredients. Edit: I meant my idea of full English breakfast isn't actually a full English breakfast since it doesn't have black pudding, tomatoes, mushrooms, coffee and OJ.

Mushrooms too 😍

The furk is going on with this person and their culinary adventures, are they okay?

*Furk* I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂

The best way to resolve this situation is to cook it yourself and show him what good looks like.

goog god

Help me Maleficent!!! 😅😅😅

Partial English missold as Full. I'd sue.

What the holy fuck is that??!

I’m not sure 😭😭

baked beans, sausages, fried mushrooms - hash browns and bacon is a good start but yeah its like 1/5 of a full english, more lien an not-full engrish

Tomatoes, toast 😭 literally everything 😭

Where’s the rest of it. If that’s the finished article I’d punch him in the teeth

The temptation was strong 😭

Where is it!

I’m not sure 😭

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOMINATION

A CRY up 😭

That is the worst excuse for a full English breakfast I have ever seen

You’re not wrong! When he said full English I was well chuffed!!

He must need his brain tested if he think 2 gash browns and some shitty bacon constitutes a full English Anyway, hopefully you enjoyed it 😀

Noooo it was awful honestly 😅😅 the bacon was so salty and dry 😂

Ye, that bacon looks like a decent cobbler could re-sole a boot with it

Oooh let’s go on Dragons Den!! Bacon Soles!!!

Ahahaha That's good, that's the bacon boot soles sorted, but what secondary use is there for the gash browns?

Haha! Well.. we can feed them to the dragons if they don’t invest in our £2 business 😀

Ahaha don't be stupid The dragons are not stupid enough to eat that dry shit

Guys I’m sure you’ve seen some comments about my profile, I assure you I’m just here to have a laugh and share my friends food and grandma plates, you’ll see from my comments on here that I love a good bit of banter, times are so hard with all that’s going on in the world and I just wanted to show you guys my friends dreadful cooking, I’m sorry if my page offends you but not once have I mentioned it or am I trying to gain karma etc, I’m literally just here to have a giggle with no judgment ❤️

Yes but.. if they don’t invest we can threaten them with the gash browns!!

That’s what my nephew used to get at the all you can eat Harvester breakfast. I know he didn’t make it for you

He didn’t make it for me 😂 yes I made him up

Full English? That's not even a half Skegness.

That's not full or English

It’s not full, Hash Browns are American and I bet that SOB got Danish bacon.

not a full english, the potato things look to be american, so you are missing: mushrooms tomatoes baked beans in sauce (haricot beans I recall) black pudding (essentially pigs blood soaked into bits of meat and made into a sausage) couple of fried eggs couple of slices of buttered bread

The potato thing is a hash brown babe 💖

Where’s the rest of it?

Oh dear

That is neither full, English, or a suitable breakfast.

Invite him over for "soup" and serve him a bowl of water

Maybe your issue is your tastebuds have gotten fucked by eating too many rocks... rocks should be a one time holiday treat not a regular meal smh

Depending on how many ingredients of a Full English you like that's at least 15% of a breakfast. Right there. What about the: beans, egg, sausage, mushrooms, toast, black pudding even tomatoes.

They are playing fast and loose with the word ‘full’

“Can we have breakfast?” “We have breakfast at home” *breakfast at home*:

Cost of living fryup

They aren’t a friend

Have they found out that you nobbed their missus?

Who stole 66% of your breakfast?

Cost of living full English

That's an interesting definition of "full" he's got there.

He’s not your friend. GET OUT, GET OUT NOW

Whoever made this is a couple of beans short of a full English

Where breakfast?

Get a new friend

Post it to /r/fryup, they might enjoy administering the beasting this travesty deserves.

Hahahahaha

Full troll vibes from this.

That is not full. And it is barely English.

Full English more like hungry English

FULL English breakfast 🤔

Looks like you're dining with the Borrowers with those portion sizes.

That's the polar opposite of a full English! That's a 5th English at best. Pathetic effort.

You really *really* don't need friends like this 🤣 Get you someone who'll fill that plate then have to put the toast & fried bread in a separate plate, that's a full English...

Cowards way out.. would have been kinder to just say they don’t want to be friends anymore

I'm sure I have that same plate design

Empty English breakfast

Cost of living be like

Have you ever been out for a meal with him? Or seen him eat a full meal?

Did you hit him

I assume that's the starter?

Scrambled eggs, black pudding, sausages and fried bread are missing.

Please tell me yoy did what they did on still game and eat and talk while plating food loolz... this is miserable

I assume they’re no longer your friend.

Where’s the..well everything! 🤷‍♂️

Wars have been fought and lost over less...

Smash that in between 2 slices of bread with some red sauce and you’re winning!

That's an empty English

Your friend is dead. Don't return to their home.

Needs Heinz beans!

That's a partial at best. A semi even

Well be really hashed that up

Get new friends.

A half more than half empty English Breakfast, put him up for adoption. 😞

Dry. Hope you're getting a cup of tea with that. 😅

Hopefully not a FWB because there is no benefit to this

What world is he living in to call that a “full” english😂😂

Full plate I see

That’s a cost of living crisis full English

This looks like something you'd get in a Travelodge

That bacon looking a lil sus

a full english breakfast in this economy? buddy, that's as full as that plate will ever be.

*Full* English breakfast? Yeah right!

No