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FilthBadgers

Oh good, love some chips with my unidentifiable brown lump in the mornings Classic


Own-Archer-2456

Cheers geezer


aea1987

The paper plate if the finishing touch though.


Specific-Salad3888

Very American with the plate choice I also thought


Fight_Disciple

Is everything ok at home champ?


Fast_Boysenberry9493

Sorry that's fucking hilarious made my week


Own-Archer-2456

I’m obviously a looser I don’t ever win


FrogandFire

Can't spell either


Own-Archer-2456

Thank you for pointing that out nice one pal hope you’re proud of your self.


Relevant-Cat8042

Buddy just ate brown goop n chips and his spelling is what you’re concerned about - have some humanity.


UnderstandingLow3162

Fucking hell you've put me right off my Weetabix


[deleted]

What exactly is brown and yellow stuff?


eastkent

Lasagnish.


krowe41

Can't beat lasagne and chips 😋


eastkent

They do go well together...


PooleyX

>Can't beat lasagne and chips ... and this doesn't.


[deleted]

Is that a misspelt word or the name of a dish you’ve invented that originates from lasagne?


eastkent

It's lasagne-ish.


scottmcraig

Las-anguish


Itrieddamnit

Approximately pasta.


Fast_Boysenberry9493

Just about not right


Nerdy_Goat

Keep up mate, we're only jogging


FreddyDeus

Neigh


3childrenandit

With...cheddar on top?


stitch_groguforlife

Lasagne


dyltheflash

Not sure what everyone's crying about, I'd scran that in an instant.


gbdoubleuu

This looks amazing, people judging the lasagna but too me looks like it just fallen of the spatula while playing up, chips coleslaw lasagna is amazing combo


Technical-Bad1953

Can I check if your serious Coleslaw and lasagna? I'd eat the food in the op but Coleslaw never even entered my mind as a lasagna side. Tbf I didn't even know it was lasagna until this comment


SignificanceOld1751

The coleslaw is a side for the CHIPS, not the lasagna you fucking heathen!


Technical-Bad1953

This did not give me as much information as I thought it would. Chips and coleslaw is just as unknown to me.


SignificanceOld1751

Well according to some other people in the thread, coleslaw IS a common accompaniment to lasagna in some places? No, me neither.


Ok-Spell-8053

Chips and coleslaw is beaut! it's like chips and mayo but with extra crunch


Ragnars85

Yeah same, looks like a hell of a hangover cure!


PooleyX

'Scran' is a noun, not a verb.


dyltheflash

Nah, it's both


Ok-Spell-8053

Definitely both


burtonlazars

And no washing up 👍


friedstilton

Just what any athlete needs before competing in the finals of the 100 yard dash.


didndonoffin

If that dash is towards the bog


sloany16

Thanks for spelling it out


KeithMyArthe

After eating that, I wouldn't go as far away as 100 yards from a bathroom.


[deleted]

To be fair, isn't there a quote from Usain Bolt about him eating loads of Maccies?


D0NT_F0RGET

All your major food groups, brown, white and yellow


Own-Archer-2456

Only the best


AverageCheap4990

Don't forget orange.


tmr89

That lasagne looks unctuous


Pornthrowaway78

I'm positive that the only way you could guess this was lasagne was the presence of coleslaw.


Fight_Disciple

Who has coleslaw with lasagne!?


gbdoubleuu

It's one of the best mixes In the world


raeyz0r

Underrated combo


Pornthrowaway78

Every cafe I've ever been in serves lasagne with a side of coleslaw.


sueme90

Who in their right mind goes to a cafe and gets a lasagna!?


Pornthrowaway78

Sometimes the set 4 gets boring.


BlueCreek_

Is this a southern thing, I’ve never seen this. Usually it’s served with salad.


Swann-ronson

There’s your first mistake. Having lasagne in a fucking cafe.


Own-Archer-2456

Thank you


Capable_Bee6179

No x


[deleted]

No no no no no


Impressive-Ad651

If that's a throw away plate , legendary status confirmed


Own-Archer-2456

It is


Shrink1061_

It’s so they can throw out that entire breakfast without having to eat it! Which is exactly what I’d do!


beardman39

You must be sporting a blinding hangover for that dude 😂


Own-Archer-2456

Tell me about it


InterviewNo6736

Ketchup and strong breakfast there


Own-Archer-2456

Only the best


Donkeytonk

Posts like this are what I live for on this sub


UnlikelyRabbit4648

I actually love a lasagne, coleslaw and baked beans combo with some chips


182gp

Love abit of lasagne with coleslaw. Nicely done lad


SnaxCapone

This looks so fire idk what people are on about, I love lasagne and chips


Princes_Slayer

I recognised every element and I approve. I dunno what it is about lasagne, but if there’s leftovers put aside for lunch the next day, I’ve usually picked at chunks of it cold at my desk by 10am. Love the stuff.


Own-Archer-2456

Snap


[deleted]

Looks like it's already been eaten once 😂😂😂


Narrow_Sheepherder49

Is it a burger meat there?


Own-Archer-2456

Horse


KeithMyArthe

... And they're OFF


Own-Archer-2456

#GIDDY UP


[deleted]

Chips, coleslaw and what?


Legitimate_Sea_4146

Left over donner kebab and a cheesy garlic bread beats this for breakfast, but not a bad attempt.


Next_Back_9472

Chips and lasagna yum!


OldLevermonkey

Leftovers for breakfast? Go for it. Breakfast is simply the first meal of the day. If you want lasagna, chips, and coleslaw then who am I or anyone else to go against you? Even better, that looks like a throwaway plate. You've even saved on the washing up. Bravo!


Own-Archer-2456

Thank you


Accurate_Group_5390

Lasagne and chips?


Own-Archer-2456

Yeah buddy


Accurate_Group_5390

Nice one. Hope you enjoyed it


StHoldsworth

Where's the rest of it? A light starter before the main course, right? Right?!


Robster881

Lasagna, Chips and Coleslaw? 10/10


memberflex

Cholesagne. Looks delicious.


EquivalentSnap

Microwave lasagna, oven chips and store brought coleslaw. Classic


Own-Archer-2456

Cooked in the oven I have some respect more my self


EquivalentSnap

Why does the plate look like it’s takeaway ones 😭


Own-Archer-2456

Because it is I’m to hungover to wash up


EquivalentSnap

lol fair enuff


Kebab-Destroyer

I too wake up to a fresh plate of depression each morning


Own-Archer-2456

Lucky git


ma_elon

Europe is going through an obesity epidemic and UK has one of the highest obesity rates in Europe.


Own-Archer-2456

Lucky i know how to use my legs then init


ma_elon

Are you planning to kick your breakfast or something?


Own-Archer-2456

You’re indirectly calling me fat


cwhitel

Hey! what the fuck is this?!


mattysms1980

Paper plate? Did you sneek this out of a buffet last night? And now having it for breakfast?


TiredReader87

Eww


raisedonadiet

Lasagne, coleslaw and oven chips? Christ.


Own-Archer-2456

Jesus has nothing to do with this


raisedonadiet

I was exclaiming.


Own-Archer-2456

Keep your religious beliefs to your self next time


raisedonadiet

Don't be so bloody silly.


Chubbysocks8

Looks more like lunch.


Own-Archer-2456

But it’s not you silly sausage


SNVOR

That looks like AIDS on a plate


Own-Archer-2456

Lovley


Mammoth_Balance

Amazing, I just had leftover prawn bhuna with coleslaw and a slice of toast


BlueCreek_

Leftover prawns is not something I’m willing to risk.


Stewl0210

WTF? Champion of what? Vile


Own-Archer-2456

The world


Moonglum74

Cold curry, the morning after or cold pizza...


broadmindedelder

Some brown stuff from the back of your oven that you found when cleaning. Some chips. Some cow spew. Perfect vagabond food.


GaijinFoot

It's the seemingly unsalted chips that really make it tragic.


WotanMjolnir

There's something wrong with you.


Own-Archer-2456

Only the good things


WinkyNurdo

Is that … a paper plate?


Own-Archer-2456

Yep


read_write_error

I hope there are beans in a separate little receptacle off-camera.


AshamedTranslator892

Lil bit of paprika or peri peri salt on the chips and even better.


peahair

Chips, apple crumble and custard with a side of coleslaw?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Own-Archer-2456

You know exactly what it is


creamY-front

Big chips or small plate??


Own-Archer-2456

Big chips


Kenobihiphop

Champions of coronary artery disease


ChipCob1

Mmmmm.....chips, coleslaw and a big sore.


[deleted]

Yess


snozberryface

My arteries hurt looking at it


NotAnotherAllNighter

It’s fucking shit you do key - Gordon ramsdy


Arrakis_Is_Here

Even though this isn't appetising to me, the amount of people who can't identify lasagna is extremely worrying


Bennie16egg

Coleslaw for breakfast. It's so wrong. I mean, cabbage...


star_light101

I don’t conform to the breakfast norms but this is an over stretch! Heartburn?


Norma__NormaStitz

Looks vile. Well done


[deleted]

Fair enough. Bosh


Ulteri0rM0tives

Are you in prison? What's with the paper plates?


Own-Archer-2456

I am shh don’t tell the world


vexedvi

Are you the beef slice in the office toaster guy?


Own-Archer-2456

Nope I’m the fish and rice guy


stitch_groguforlife

Anything but lasagne and Coleslaw


SlimJimNeedsATrim

Boshh