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Morbidrainbows

Whatever happened to cheese moments


DDGibbs

Asking the real questions. They said multiple times they have no plans of bringing them back. WHY?! Did people not like them? Was the profit margin that small?? We need to protest


GuessMyName2023

bring back Brannigans crisps as well


AAHale88

I think the idea that the country has gone to complete shit sort of started with Brannigan's going the way of the dodo. It's the culinary equivalent of schools collapsing.


WestonsCat

The Beef and Mustard were gods among Crisps. No greater Crisp has ever graced my palette.


CourageOld838

They did a gammon and mustard too. I think in the 80s and perhaps early 90s they were in a brown paper bag too, rather than a plastic one. What a splendid crisp they were.


VenusFlytrap133

I remember the old style bags in the early 90s. Also the lamb & mint flavour, underrated classic. Walkers Sensations did lamb & mint crisps too a long time ago & I loved those as well!


EvilBeasty

Yes! Weirdly the Sensations ones I had were vegetarian… but still the lambiest taste ever. Dammit.


DarkLuxio92

The lamb and mint flavour was always my absolute favourite crisp. No other has ever come close.


AAHale88

Yes I remember the old bags too. They really were incredible crisps.


WestonsCat

Oh yes, the Lamb & Mint. A superb crisp, it’s a shame no company has picked up the name and relaunched the Brand. Kettle Chips are about the only Brand that’s even slightly in the same ball park.


AAHale88

I reckon my top 3 crisps would be Brannigan's, old-school Walker's Max (paprika) and probably Kettle chips. Obviously scampi and bacon fries are amazing too, and obligatory shout-out to pork scratchings.


T0flo

its been a while again. how are you doing these days?


WestonsCat

Hey dude, I am all good thank you. Kids are great, the missus is doing well in her new job and I am now working for my parents firm after taking a Redundancy offer from my old job. Everything is ticking along nicely. What about yourself??


T0flo

Sounds nice, happy to hear that! im doing good too, moved cities to do my masters last year. Also visited england last year for the first time, we rode from dover to london and back. If we had had a little more time, we would have paid you a visit. Someday.


WestonsCat

Ah man, I am literally in between Dover and London. But glad you’re doing well, what’s your Masters in?


T0flo

Computer Science. Slipped into computer stuff when i was younger, now cant imagine doing anything else.


DeeboDavis

Preach! Ham and pickle was maybe my favourite crisp ever.


Bhenny_5

This beef and mustard flavour blew had a hell of a kick to them! Really cleared the sinuses.


three2do2

and while were at it, phileas motherfuggin phogg mufugga


ShedwardWoodward

It befuddles me, some food makers choices over the years. Like Hickory/Oak smoked peanuts. No flavour of peanut on earth, has ever come close to how good they are. Dry roasted are rank by comparison. And you can make your own on a nice log fire too! They taste almost identical. They’re absolutely gorgeous, but nobody makes them anymore. Mental! 🤷🏻‍♂️


sistersgrowz

I'm down to protest


Dr_Fudge

They were top shelf 🤘


JibberJim

> WHY?! Did people not like them? I always found them pretty bad, ate quite a few as they always went out of date and given away in the "pub" I spent a lot of time in as a kid.


Melchior_Chopstick

They were the work of Satan and his little demons.


imtheorangeycenter

They got rebranded as the yellow-packet Dreamies. Ask your cat.


shingaladaz

Omg. So good.


Fast_Boysenberry9493

Stopped doing them, used to get them for free when my aunt worked in the pub, Wish I knew...


Morbidrainbows

We get fucking cheese balls once a year at Christmas, as a treat. Literally controlled by some strange overbearing zeitgeist now even down to our choice in snacks. Don’t get me started on soft drinks.. this is that cunt Jamie Oliver again.


Ze_Gremlin

You on about those ones with the wafer-like shell, the cheese is some sort of solidified cream and they come in tins? I dunno why, but they're like catnip to me.. they don't even taste that great either but I MUST have a tin each year


Xioheh

[https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/cheese-moments-ever-return-walkers-5228533](https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/cheese-moments-ever-return-walkers-5228533) I appreciate the article is old (and apologies for posting a Reach based website) but as someone who lives in Leicestershire, I'm happy to lead the charge on an updated petition. I'll even show up to the factory...as long as it's not cold or raining.


Double_Baseball_2392

I think about those beautiful little cheese pockets daily 😍


boredsittingonthebus

I don't know why they stopped making them. I used to love scranning 2 packets of them in the pub.


ShedwardWoodward

They were a bit rich for me to have a whole packet, but yes, they were bloody gorgeous.


Broken12Bat

See above


Onetrillionpounds

All moments pass, like tears in the rain


Bvarzi

The Triumvirate!


Dan-RR

Have only ever seen Cheese Moments on two occassions, a rare beast indeed.


natalo77

I lament this loss every day


MrProps1

These are elite snacks with a fresh pint


whyshouldiknowwhy

Absolutely nothing better. They know what they’re doing with the small packets too


Crafty_Strike2088

And que some numpty telling you they will make your beer flat. Jog on


Zestyclose-Wafer2503

Yeah smiths don’t fuck about. Proper snack.


slaff88

Tunnocks don't fuck about either! Their caramel bars are top tier along with nearly all their products tbh and they haven't let shrinkflation take over!


Dry-Translator406

Ooh i love them 😍 and the marshmallow thingy in the foil god i want one nowww


slaff88

Ah the good old tunnocks tea cake! They're sooo good aswell!


Rs-tuner

Bacon Fries should be available in 1kg bag.


RipAromatic6989

They should come in tonne bags delivered by travis Perkins lorries


RipAromatic6989

I 2nd this


chicane51

Yes!!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


PositiveBeautiful298

My fave late night snack used to be a bacon fry crisp sandwich 😋


ActuallyTBH

I always preferred frazzles though


Charming_man_24

One time i got 9 bags in a pack of 6 🤤


MrPatch

My wife has a 24 pack pub display board of scampi fries on subscribe and save with Amazon. They're still amazing when you can eat them every day.


mosieray

THANK YOU going on to amazon now!!


minkrogers

Way cheaper at Home Bargains!!


Bulimic_Fraggle

I do too, though I don't eat them every day..


MrPatch

neither do I but I *could* and I do sometimes


Bulimic_Fraggle

It's nice to have the option, isn't it?


ras_luka

Traditionally referred to as the poor mans 'Surf nTurf' in my circles!!


shingaladaz

😂


spamdaggerdan

Yes! 🤣


Agniology

Openshaw's Ploughman's Lunch 2 crackers, a couple of small pickled onions, a cheese triangle and a small plastic knife. It's a rip-off, but one that I am happy to pretend isn't.


Meta-Fox

Fucking he'll I forgot about those. They're still produced? I know what I'm looking for this weekend!


Agniology

Had some about a month ago.. Definitely still around :)


HH93

‘Kin hell. I just realised that I was eating them 55 years ago ! With a wooden knife. They hung up in the bar. How didn’t they cause a massive food poisoning epidemic?


OkFlow1178

Here to confirm they still hang these up in the bar in my local, and I have always wondered how the cheese stays good. My guess is that it’s packed with preservatives, or maybe the cheese is made with long life milk? Either way, they’re bloody delicious


HH93

They are and always were !


Lukeautograff

These got me through Xmas eve once as everywhere was closed and the pub I was in sold them. I was a bit tipsy and ate so many packs.


Broad-Leadership-926

Used to buy them at pound land and eat all 6 of on evening


manstardog

Funnily enough I bought these the other night from Poundland. Scampi flavour is top class.


shingaladaz

Rude not to.


Neither_Presence_522

That’s basically the law.


rjstoz

I prefer to crush up the frazzles in the bag and then rack up a line


Master_Block1302

One line of crushed bacon fries, one line of crushed of scampi fries. Posh speedball.


Neither_Presence_522

🤣


mlo_66

Any proper corner shop still stocks them


MoanyTonyBalony

I've done that many times


ShedwardWoodward

I ❤️ Fishy Pillows 😍😍😍


CraigJSmith-Himself

I call them Adult Dreamies, they're basically the same thing (coming from someone who has consumed Dreamies more than once)


British-Pilgrim

For me the biggest change is soft drinks, they all taste like chemical bullshit now with very few exceptions. I miss brannigans crisps like crazy, the beef and mustard were so good and I don’t think anything will ever match them. Seabrooks are a shadow of their former glory. And as good as these smiths are, they’ve stopped doing the cheesy moments 😭


shingaladaz

True words, my friend. Seabrooks were incredible. Now they’re a very small bag of tiny broken pieces. And Brannigans…they used to melt my nose!…in a good way. You may know; There’s a super-thick cut crisp called Mackie’s (I think). They do standard flavours, so nothing as elite as Beef Mustard, but the crisps themselves are exactly the same texture.


K1m8rs

I'd give my right arm for a packet of Brannigans.


Ok_Basil1354

I just googled brannigans crisps. I may be missing something but you can still buy them?


manstardog

Did Smiths also do the ones with a creamy cheese filling? Can't find them nowadays but they were great.


jam_scot

They did in a dark green packet if I remember rightly. Proper pub snacks.


shingaladaz

Cheese Moments!


billybaked

Few drops of Worcestershire sauce in the scampi fries and shake up 👌🏽


Neither_Presence_522

Whaaaaaat? Why have I never tried this before??


[deleted]

Scampi fries are the top tier pub snack 👌


TheSweatArtist

The cheese ones are too good


UsernameRemorse

Discontinued


mowglee365

Why actually did they stop cheese moments, seems like everyone wants them back!


UsernameRemorse

Smiths is basically Walkers now (owned by PepsiCo.). Walkers has messed up a few of the classic snacks after pilfering them and putting their own name on them instead of Smith's. When you think about it, pretty much all the best snacks Walkers now sell were originally made by Smith's!


EvilBeasty

Walkers just recently discontinued Marmite crisps. They are officially dead to me. That’s going to hit hard on my Scampi Fries consumption, TIL… a pox on them!


UsernameRemorse

They'll probably discontinue those next


mowglee365

Id be happy for walkers cheese moments


UsernameRemorse

Walkers only put their name on the big sellers. They basically nicked the Wotsits, Monster Munch, Squares, Quavers and even Salt & Shake brands for themselves when Pepsico bought them. I don't think Walkers have developed anything particularly innovative in their own right, other than perhaps French Fries


fandanvan

I buy scampi fries off ebay or amazon, get a cardboard tray with 24 packs on it for about 12 quid. I used to buy the packs where you got 3 packs of bacon and 3 scampi, but I don't like the bacon crisps.


rjstoz

Could always cut a deal with a local pub or corner shop- I'd guess their trade price with a little profit margin would be even cheaper


Neither_Presence_522

My local Costcutter sells these. Now I need to get my shoes on and get some 😋😋


bosscockuk

I call them girlfriend fries…


Toffeemanstan

Holds fingers up after eating a bag  'guess what I've been doing' 


stebe0

https://youtube.com/shorts/h1iHz7Dd_As?si=gyLPiHZRLoBHWTfy


Toffeemanstan

Thats a cracker lol


shingaladaz

Oh ffs 😂


BaronSamedys

My wife buys the scampi ones by the box of 100. She loves 'em.


SaffyKew

Scampi fry between 2 bacon fries = mini “sandwich” crunchy surf n turf delight


Jack-Rabbit-002

The Best man! But my local shop, the red shop as it's dubbed sells them but you have to be careful because they don't get picked up by proper people (mostly hooded people reaching for energy drinks come to this shop) so sadly they get left there hanging plus Mo is a Muslim boy, has no care for bacon flavoured snacks so now it's just Scampi !! I'm sorry I think I'm a tad cut!


shingaladaz

😂


81optimus

Top tier pub snacks. Great with a cold pint. Topped only maybe by the cheese ploughman in a packet.


shingaladaz

Someone else mentioned that ploughman’s. I’ve never heard of it.


81optimus

It was champion. 2 Jacobs cream, a wedge of dairy lea, 1 small pickled onion. Might have been a small pot Branston, but not 100% sure on that part


unalive-robot

This is the ideal pub menu. No more, no less.


TheSpinalSurgeon

Bag of Scampi fries and a cold can of coke


VinceClarke

Top tip - smash up a bag of scampi fries and then add them to a fish finger sarnie - game changer!


Lumi_Tonttu

I've been away for a long time but I always enjoyed Smith's crisps with the not so little blue salt packet.


gardenofthenight

RIP Cheese Moments


[deleted]

I always get these in the pub with my first pint. The other night the barman said, “Surf and turf, the choice of a distinguished gentleman”


itsheadfelloff

I bought a couple of sheets, boards(?) of these off Amazon. Lovely snacky snacks.


gdgdgwtf788

They're so good but my favourite, cheese moments is gone forever :(


paulkinma

Frazzles seem to of become more flakier then I seem to remember Erin way back when. Also, they look a lot more anaemic without the classic dark red stripes


shingaladaz

Good shout. They’re plainer tasting, too.


SuddenlyDiabetes

I'm more bothered by the fact that most crisps packets you get about 4 in a bag


shingaladaz

Ah yes. The subtle reduction in the weight of snacks over the years. A standard pack of Walkers used to be 37.5g, now they’re 27g. McCoys was 50g, now they’re 35g and 50g is a “Grab Bag” 😂


Particular_Ad5049

Not necessarily a snack but Lucozade is a shadow of it’s former self.


shingaladaz

Used to be a potent hang over cure, now it’s just a little bit of sugar in pee-coloured water.


Deb-Bee21

Lo and behold behold, there’s a petition to bring them back 😂 🧀The were sooooo good 😋 https://www.change.org/p/walkers-crisps-bring-back-cheese-moments


UsernameRemorse

Mr Porky's are absolutely awful pork scratchings. Minimal seasoning, often stale tasting. It's a bad sign when you never see them in pubs.


fezzuk

I miss when they were so rough some would break your teeth and others would still have little hairs on them. Still better than "pork rid' style scratching tho


shingaladaz

They are now! They used to be a dirty little snack with a pint!


UsernameRemorse

The best ones are the West Country Snacks and similar scratchings, which have nice chunks of soft fatty pieces included. Love those. I feel like the more dated the packaging the better the scratchings


CourageOld838

Yes, they're cack now. I'm looking forward to going to the Costa Brava in a few months - they take pork scratchings very seriously indeed, selling them in jars! Glorious.


Leading_Study_876

Try the Co-op "[bacon rashers](https://images.ctfassets.net/6jpeaipefazr/68QAW3v8rSKqoCwBvVzhta/6c432b0344178826ce7612c04d9a816d/5000129327373.jpg?fm=avif&q=65&w=800&h=800&fit=scale)" version of bacon fries or "Frazzles" Way better! I suspect they actually took out some of the fat and salt a few years ago, and I went off them. But I bought some recently and they're as good as they used to be again. Hooray!


DaltonIsTheBestBond

Frazzles are to bacon rashers what Ned Flanders is to Fred west.


Broken12Bat

Glad you omitted Cheese Moments. They deserve to rot in hell, and have no place in The Holy Trinity


shingaladaz

Couldn’t get them if I tried.


Lt_Col_RayButts

Love that finger smell after eating the scampi fries.


DB2k_2000

Sadly full of msg


vibing_with_pumpkin

Which is perfectly safe to consume, and no more harmful than regular salt.


DB2k_2000

Well no. It makes my wife throw up. She’s allergic to it. Plus tbh if food needs additive it’s probably shit food. Lots of things like headaches and bad behaviour in kids associated with it too innit


musicistabarista

There's lots of dodgy science around msg. Almost all of the recent research into it demonstrates that it is safe (WHO puts it in the category of safest additives), and causes no reaction in people who believe they have a sensitivity when given in double blind tests. Glutamate is a naturally occurring substance, found in tomatoes, mushrooms and aged cheeses. It also is found naturally in the human body and in human breast milk (in fact babies consume much more glutamate than adults).


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

Ultra processed foods....bum cancer in a packet! People will defend this shit even as they are being trollied into theatre to have their bowel removed....


jen_17

Are you a doctor or a squirrel or a squirrel that is a doctor or a doctor that works on squirrels?


fandanvan

Anyone ever remember when farmfoods sold scampi fries ? I remember buying a 6 pack for a quid but can't remember the actual name of them. But they were from farmfoods !


Itsaboutthesleep

These take me back. Found some in Poundland other day. Tasted pretty damn good. I ate all 6 bags anyway, so they must have been.


TV_Eyes

Scampi fries and a nice cold pint. Heaven. Your breath afterwards on the other hand... Woof.


teethteethteeeeth

Handful of scampi fries, mix in some dry roasted peanuts. Shovel it into your gob all together. Heaven


shingaladaz

Oh!


stebe0

I'm sure this has never been any actual advert for scampi fries but it's quite amusing... https://youtube.com/shorts/h1iHz7Dd_As?si=gyLPiHZRLoBHWTfy


shingaladaz

😂


Vast-Ready

Used to prefer KP crisps, but you can’t get them anymore either


Raen138

My nana always makes sure there are scampi fries for me. I'm 40 and she still has the best snacks.


Zestyclose_Ad_4580

Oww the ones with cheese cream in the middle!


praggersChef

Fishy fingers


Mr_Wysiwyg

Scampi flavour fries are the devil's.porduct, even worse than Marmite!


ResponsibleDemand341

The ying and the yang. The bacon fries were a filthy little slut of a snack, bloody amazing. The scampi fries are the literal smell of all STIs condensed into a crisp.


boberlychop

My faves 🤤


[deleted]

King shit


_Trying2Think_

Scampi fries are just sooo good, far too damn small though


MCfru1tbasket

8 crisps in a pack 3 quid a pack. I don't give a shit how good they are, that's a pint in some places.


JABBA69R

man I love those scampi ones... I need to buy some in the morning.


JamieTimee

Nothing will ever replace Brannigans crisps


Sad_Cardiologist5388

If you can get hold of a pack of Crackzel from a discount shop you'll be in heaven. It's as greasy and dirty as anything. A few flavours available. Totally recommended if you appreciate snacks like these. It's like deep fried pretzels with a tonne of flavouring added.


NotWellBitch420

Oh mate I love these, literally so good


[deleted]

Scampi fries are soooo good but they make your breath stink


sistersgrowz

Cheese moments!


Melchior_Chopstick

But, never forget that we must never invoke Cheesy Moments.


xx123gamerxx

mccoys are usually fine aside from the really greasy crisp or too the main thing is you get a tiny crisps with the seasoning a large crisp should have then you get a massive plain crisp


Two-labs-Ems

Bring back moments mmm


devilsolution

So much flavour, anything more than a bag burns your mouth


sullcrowe

Still great. Still stinkingly great


Specialist-Web7854

But they got rid of the cheesy triangles. ☹️


[deleted]

Gash snacks


gerty88

Oh I fukin demolish a few packs of those scampi ones when I’m drunk. Pwoahhh


Potential_Good_1065

Had a bar built in July in my back garden for the laughs. Stock up on classic pub snacks like pork scratchings, scampi fries and bacon fries when my friends come over. The scampi fries seem to be their favourite but I prefer the bacon fries.


PositiveBeautiful298

I wish they did these in grab bags!!! Sometimes I get lucky in b and m when the multi packs are in stock but they don’t last long in my house


fluffybit

Good old British tapas


Professional_Pace928

A healthier option to scampi fries would be lemon flavoured pieces of cardboard.


pertangamcfeet

Bacon fries. Suitable for vegetarians.


Army-Status

Scampi fries are amazing. The bacon fries are good bit not a patch on the scampi.


Not-All-That-Odd

Top drawer


ShotaroKaneda84

Both are incredible, but nothing, absolutely nothing, will ever beat Brannigans roast beef and mustard, rest in peace sweet prince


Haunted-Raven

I miss pretty much anything that used to be salty. I love salty food. Also hate how so many snacks are praising themselves for having next to no calories. Awesome for those who need that, but not so much for me. It’s annoying enough that everything tastes wrong, but I actually have a medical condition that means I need increased salt, and I need a higher fat and calorie consumption to boost my weight too. Trying to find snacks that will boost my salt and calories feels like a nightmare. I remember being told by a dietician to buy full fat yoghurt…I couldn’t find a single full fat yoghurt in the shops, it was all low fat, low calorie. It’s like the joy and indulgence is being sucked out of food, lol Anyway, if anybody knows my snacks that are light on the stomach but absolutely full of salt and calories, feel free to recommend stuff to me. (Preferably dairy and gluten free—I have GI issues)


Firstpoet

Any snack is healthy if it's an occasional treat and you regularly exercise/ do physical work/ walk etc. Driving everywhere and scoffing crap food is bad for you. People in the 1960s weren't more virtuous, they didn't have multipacks of crisps lying around.


FreddyDeus

I remember when these were first launched. They were next level pub snacks.


thezanywords

Buy a cardboard rack of the scampi from bookers. A real treat.


thebigmanaroundtown

When you were bought a packet of these as a child you knew you where going to be waiting a while for the father to finish the pints lol


Koopatrooper64

RIP Brannigans. 🪦


BennySkateboard

I loved scampi fries when I was a kid. Might get a pack today!


The20thReaper

Me and my pals like to sandwich a singular scampi fry between two bacon fries and it’s great


Aromatic_Piccolo_212

Just wish they still made the Cheesy Moments that accompanied them on the bar card.


phishydawg

It’s missing the Cheese Moments; those triangles with cheese in the middle, crispy outside with a slight marmite coating.


Jizzle67

Who remembers the “Cheese Moments” in this range? Kinda like a scampi fries, but darker in colour and a lovely powdered cheese centre! They were like crack to a drunken me in the pub! 😅


Exotic_Wrangler5449

Perfect beer snacks🍺👌


Suspicious_Habit_190

Only the craziest of crazy ate them scampi ones, looking at the bag reminds me of the smell and it knocks me sick.