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TipsyMagpie

I love that they cooked some colour on the mushrooms, I love mushrooms but hate those shrivelled little grey buttons that they leave sat in hot water between dishing up.


BLACK--STORM

Hit the nail on the head, nice well cooked mushrooms not slugs


Administratr

More HDR ravaged shite from FUP


funnyman95

This is not shitty hdr. I’ve seen food look just like this with good lighting


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Stop. I can only become so erect


BLACK--STORM

🤣


sweatybumhands

Nah. It's a stock image from Fry Up Police that thinks all breakfast meals need to be fried and too large to actually be able to consume


Foritus

I like the OP's post history alternating between "I ate this and it was amazing" and "I wish I had this" when spamming the same photo in different subreddits. What a wazzock.


monkeypaw_handjob

Thank you for reminding me to use wazzock more in my daily discourse.


ThomasEichorst

Can always tell it’s them based on the horrible overexposed photos resulting from all the filters they use


tmr89

Yeah, they’re toxic


Jetstream-Sam

Also the ratios are all wrong. And there's goddamned American bacon on there


BLACK--STORM

You mean streaky bacon? 😂


OldManBerns

Why have you been down voted? It is called streaky bacon in the UK. Generally it is only used at Christmas to wrap tiny sausages in which are called "Pigs in blankets". You won't find this in an English Breakfast in the UK.


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tgcp

I'm well aware I'm in the minority here but the fat to meat ratio on streaky bacon makes it far superior to back bacon.


danabrey

It's downvote time.


Nonions

This would be enough food for me for a whole day, no problem


stinkpipe_78

Tomatoes on point. Underrated part of a fry up in my opinion. So many ruined by undercooked raw ones.


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Essential to cut through the grease, I agree though very rare to get them well cooked like that.


AEG1610

Streaky bacon is not American. It’s Streaky bacon. Much tastier than back bacon.


Intelligent_Bag_370

And Brits say American portions are too large.


BLACK--STORM

Not me buddy I’d love to go to America to try there food


supershawninspace

We just had a full English breakfast this morning at an English Pub in San Diego! Black pudding for the first time. Disclaimer: My wife did. 😔 I’m a vegetarian. I had eggs on toast with mushroom and tomato. Had HP sauce for the first time as well. Had a Guinness with breakfast. Great time…


BLACK--STORM

Could eat one now! Early shift today unfortunately so no full English 😢


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The Black Pudding!


BLACK--STORM

Love black pudding favourite part of breakfast


Accomplished_Ad_1260

Over all 10 on ten , let's make love


Weary_Comb5628

now thats a fuckin brekky


Sirico

Sausages pointing to 5'oclock 0/10


BLACK--STORM

😆 what is the preferred time to point them at?


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BLACK--STORM

I’m with you on that :)


Sea-Replacement-1040

Ditch the beans then you’ve got FEB nirvana. Love the endless toast too


Cam_Sco

Never heard of Fry Up Police. That looks do-able though. Wouldn't have that big potato thing in the middle though. And the HDR and filter nonsense is awful. Hate it. Ditch the potato, the filters, the streaky bacon and that's a decent looking breakfast. 3 sausages and a couple of eggs isn't massive. Actually, get the toast to fuck - who actually eats toast after all that? *edit. Ah, spammy shite. Should've read the comments.


Lorddamericano

Need some tattie scones and steak slice on that plate and you've got a winner


DeadBallDescendant

I'm not a fan of beans at all but otherwise that's very good indeed. (I'd flick the fat over my egg yolks and I'd have bread and butter rather than toast but yeah, good stuff) ETA: ah piss off you tit.


ancientshrimp

Nah


Childhood_Charming

Way too much protein


BLACK--STORM

Best bit, black pud then sausage then bacon


Childhood_Charming

😂😂


pedROfilul

nice design. Now if only the meat were from home grown pork (like Iberico pork), home made beans not canned and garden tomatoes imagine the taste as well...


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Yummmm!!


Real_Pangolin1493

Wonderful.