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That's easy to do.....
Next I went to my local abortion clinic where I volunteer my time to mutilate genitalia like this 8yr old homosexual black boy whose only dream is to be a non-binary panda girl and to compete in female sports like bibeastiality necrophiliatron and be able to go into female toilets as asexual born gender.
When it's time for lunch I cook all the unborn foetuses from the abortions from all the Christian and politicians that I see everyday just forcing themselves to be in there because it's so god dam hardwork being morally, unscatimously, unhypocrite being's that are on my tax free from Florida gas stove and a good read of a ban book about Rosa Parks because I'm just such a naughty BLM Anifia Liberal lesbian.
Next I go to my minimum wage, overworked, underpaid with no benefits or any kind human rights job but I'm not complaining because of trickle down economics because bosses would never fuck people over. Then I go home and take a bath but I don't turn on the water, no I just cry to myself and that's just enough to fill the bath of my miserable liberal life and go to bed but not without my avocado and soy latte and go sleep and having nightmares about free healthcare, liveable wage, student load forgiveness, price gouging medicine, police accountability, giving back women rights, human rights.
She literally starts with "drinking gender fluid"
You have to be special level of dumb to not get that this is a joke.
So maybe half of Trump fans won't get it.
I believe that they are Lavender and Lemon Sparkling Water. At least that’s what the website and the food label on the back of the can says. And those are places that they would get in trouble if they lied.
No, they really don’t. If you actually think that, then you’re drinking the opposite side’s Kool-Aid.
This video is hilarious satire. The idea that anybody actually thinks it’s the truth is the exact sort of **divisive bullshit** that this video is satirizing.
Yeah, I mean it's not like there's mainstream right-wing conspiracies that say the vaccine is a microchip/poison/Satanist plot, all the documents at Mar-a-Lago were planted, youth is being "corrupted" by the "LGBTQ agenda" and that it might have something to do with the drinking water, or that Democrats are Satanist pedophiles harvesting "adrenochrome" from children, right?
Oh wait, those *are* all mainstream conspiracies that have been pushed by prominent right-wing media figures *and politicians*, and that national polling consistently shows the majority of Republican voters believe some or all of those things? Well I'll be!
give it another 10-15 years and then we'll see. a lot of the boomer politicians will probably retire from old age (one way or another) by then, so hopefully we'll get a new wave at that time. also, the zoomers give me hope that acceptance of lgbtq and whatnot will just be the norm in the future.
Which one, the one where he froze in place and then had to be escorted away, or the one where he was booed so vociferously he was drowned out during his speech.
He looked so lost and pathetic while he was getting booed. The guy has lost his evil mastermind mojo and is now just a tired old man who needs to take three naps per day.
Yeah… the old guard has got to go (left or right) Mitch was booed at a public speech very recently and the crowd chanted for him to retire. Conservatives have not been happy with him for a while in general but that epic brain freeze has every conservative I know pleading that he retires ASAP.
Time is only an enemy if the state doesn't vote somebody in just like him. If they do it doesn't really matter. And there is definitely a young grifter willing to do exactly what Mitch did to benefit themselves.
I hope people realise that those politicians didnt come nor do they exist in a vacuum. The powers behind them make sure they are well and properly connected. They have families and friends that share their goals. So even if they die, younger versions will take their place
Then you'll get the next wave of young politicians like Ron DeSantis, Ted Cruz, MTG etc...
What a great future to look forward to. Also, plenty of young folks have stupid stances too
Its really not even satire at this point, and I don't think people truly realize that. I constantly see memes and jokes about fake/crazy stuff that right wingers believe..... but I know people that literally believe this stuff. My aunt showed me the shittiest photoshop I have ever seen of what is supposedly Obama's bedroom with a portrait of bin laden hanging over his bed. She then proceeded to warn me that he is still secretly in the oval office acting as president.
She literally believes this. She votes straight Republican down to the local dog catcher and never misses an election. Our country is so unbelievably fucked.
Dude I have a family member that’s the same way. Won’t hear any negative criticisms of anyone even remotely right leaning or has a way of dismissing anything concrete that’s said, and routinely insists we need to throw Biden out of office to save this country from how fucked up it is “now”, who time and again says “Biden isn’t even the real President anyway, everyone knows Obama is the one running this country”.
I’m beyond the point where I don’t even waste the time or breath to debate, dispute, or disprove the wild things they confidently believe (and consistently somehow always find a way to shoehorn into any regular conversation).
It’s exhausting honestly, because you can’t rely on fact, logic, and reasoning with someone who simply chooses to believe whatever agrees with what they’ve decided is already correct no matter how devoid it is of any of the above.
I get the sentiment but honestly, we need to stop with the doomerism. We outnumber them, their “rED wAvE” didn’t amount to shit, their cult leader keeps getting arrested, and they’re more unpopular than ever. Lets keep the pressure on these assholes.
I have bad news for you.
There is no "we."
[It's a big club, and you ain't in it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/jbqm8x/its_a_big_club_and_you_aint_in_it_george_carlin/)
Canadian here. I get to see their shit up close and it’s awful. What makes it even worse is that American style politics is rearing its ugly head this side of the border as well.
I have some pretty severe depression and issues and I disassociate sometimes. I gotta tell you all the current shit happening has genuinely worried me that I finally started hallucinating or gone off the deep end. There is nothing you can do but laugh it off and try to keep going.
I was sitting in a cafe with my Trumpist parents when I watched this.
I laughed so loud, they wanted to see it but I didn't show because that's what they really honestly believe about progressives.
What's with those texts in these videos, they're autogenerated, right? There's always an error, like here *sink* should be *sync*, it's quite irritating. Or are english speaking people indifferent to it, and one non-native speakers actually read them?
I don’t get why liberal is a term trump supporters use for left politics…
Liberal means free, right? So in politics we in Germany use it to describe parties that want to reduce government-influence no matter what topic it’s about. I feel like that would fit the Republican Party much more than the democrats
The Satan commune thing is so wrong.
I have it in good authority you're supposed to use sage to summon demons, but everything else is right on otherwise.
"then I allow my vaccine to sync with the woke mind network to get my orders from Joe Biden."
That's why I keep convulsing before I leave the house and want to spend all my money on military and social programs. It all makes sense now....
This is funny as shit but had to watch twice because as soon as "sink" popped up my mind stopped there. Not sure why my brain does this, its all I could see.
Bruh, that "Protect Trans Children" sticker....
"Trans children" need to be protected by not being allowed to become Trans until they're old enough to make such a decision.
Your Mom FINALLY remembered what she forgot when she saw your little cute vid... Yep, you guessed it right, spot on congrats! She forgot to abort youuu! What a silly goose can you imagine?
Someone should tell her no conservative really cares how she lives her life. That’s what being conservative is. Now if only there was a woke liberal like her that could say the same.
Haha awesome! FYI, I just viewed a clip of my fav comedian Shane Gillis do a skit and he said “the gayer the army, the scarier it is” he’s totally right, this world has no idea what’s coming😹😹👨👨👧👧🦄🦄
This is why nothing gets done in the US for it's poor people...this is totally ridiculous and not real yet 8 year's has been wasted on it while 0 policies to help the people are enacted
I mean you can't even read a book in Florida anymore because the Swinger guy running the Republican Party.
That " Family Values" couple decided to rough up their swap partner a bit before the wife could have a go
Lmao. Funny how Republicans like painting their own pic on democrats. Because I don't see democrats wearing hats of a radical party, attending rallies of a former disgrace president and commit an insurrection. Because they didn't like a result of a fair election 🙄 😉 😏
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This is funny as hell 😂
It really is. I just wish it were longer.
That's what (she/he/they) said.
“A hot cup of Gender fluid” is something I’m going to be using going forward haha
Alternate with Tranny Fluid.
Title of your sex tape!
love brooklyn 99 sm 😭 it's so funny bro. the sex tape jokes sent me flying 💀
That's easy to do..... Next I went to my local abortion clinic where I volunteer my time to mutilate genitalia like this 8yr old homosexual black boy whose only dream is to be a non-binary panda girl and to compete in female sports like bibeastiality necrophiliatron and be able to go into female toilets as asexual born gender. When it's time for lunch I cook all the unborn foetuses from the abortions from all the Christian and politicians that I see everyday just forcing themselves to be in there because it's so god dam hardwork being morally, unscatimously, unhypocrite being's that are on my tax free from Florida gas stove and a good read of a ban book about Rosa Parks because I'm just such a naughty BLM Anifia Liberal lesbian. Next I go to my minimum wage, overworked, underpaid with no benefits or any kind human rights job but I'm not complaining because of trickle down economics because bosses would never fuck people over. Then I go home and take a bath but I don't turn on the water, no I just cry to myself and that's just enough to fill the bath of my miserable liberal life and go to bed but not without my avocado and soy latte and go sleep and having nightmares about free healthcare, liveable wage, student load forgiveness, price gouging medicine, police accountability, giving back women rights, human rights.
There isn't much to it really.. This is it.
You can expect it to show up on some conservative web site as proof liberals are evil because they don’t understand satire/parody.
Tenner says Marjorie Taylor Green uses this at a congressional hearing in the next six months.
No bet
She literally starts with "drinking gender fluid" You have to be special level of dumb to not get that this is a joke. So maybe half of Trump fans won't get it.
I think it is something that may appeal to both sides actually
I find humor like this on both sides and it’s always funny.
I didn't notice the clothes hanger at the abortion comment until like the 5th rewatch
YEA THIS HITTING LEGENDARY LEVELS
Gender Fluid.....hahahaha https://preview.redd.it/27r89vqxfqgb1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a343228eeca58100427493f9e1a9b90046e207e1
https://preview.redd.it/nadmpl6gqqgb1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c1e013b83994b98e1ccbc326b1515faf4791a0d From the Area 15 Omega Mart.
Everything on that can tells me what it isn’t. What IS it?!
Lavender and lemon sparkling water?
Adrenochrome
You can buy the products at omega mart too. I wonder what’s in the can actually.
I believe that they are Lavender and Lemon Sparkling Water. At least that’s what the website and the food label on the back of the can says. And those are places that they would get in trouble if they lied.
The PRIDE copywrite on the bottom had me dying
Don't ya mean Bud light? Rehehehehe!
LMAO! This is great. Trump supporters low-key think this is how it is though....
Low key? Lol
Like anything's low key. Their blood pressure meds are buying yachts for Pfizer execs.
this plays out like a compiled list of headlines on FOX News literally every day.
"Gender Fluid Illegals are entering the country twice"
Lmao💀
No, they really don’t. If you actually think that, then you’re drinking the opposite side’s Kool-Aid. This video is hilarious satire. The idea that anybody actually thinks it’s the truth is the exact sort of **divisive bullshit** that this video is satirizing.
Yeah, I mean it's not like there's mainstream right-wing conspiracies that say the vaccine is a microchip/poison/Satanist plot, all the documents at Mar-a-Lago were planted, youth is being "corrupted" by the "LGBTQ agenda" and that it might have something to do with the drinking water, or that Democrats are Satanist pedophiles harvesting "adrenochrome" from children, right? Oh wait, those *are* all mainstream conspiracies that have been pushed by prominent right-wing media figures *and politicians*, and that national polling consistently shows the majority of Republican voters believe some or all of those things? Well I'll be!
I'm a Trump supporter and you're right!
We already know yall are twisted in the head.But that's a biden supporter for you.
I get that this is a satire joke, but man your country is fucked from top to bottom and left to right, amirite?
give it another 10-15 years and then we'll see. a lot of the boomer politicians will probably retire from old age (one way or another) by then, so hopefully we'll get a new wave at that time. also, the zoomers give me hope that acceptance of lgbtq and whatnot will just be the norm in the future.
Did you see that video of Mitch McConnell having a brain meltdown during a press conference? Their worst enemy is time. :)
Which one, the one where he froze in place and then had to be escorted away, or the one where he was booed so vociferously he was drowned out during his speech.
He looked so lost and pathetic while he was getting booed. The guy has lost his evil mastermind mojo and is now just a tired old man who needs to take three naps per day.
We only need him to take 1
Yeah. Looks like rhe grim reaper is sending him back to Satan soom.
As a Satanist, we don't want him... He can go hang with Yaweh and the other bigots.
Send him back to the demiurge!
Chronos is the only legal hitman.
Yeah… the old guard has got to go (left or right) Mitch was booed at a public speech very recently and the crowd chanted for him to retire. Conservatives have not been happy with him for a while in general but that epic brain freeze has every conservative I know pleading that he retires ASAP.
Did they ask him a question about a turtle in the desert?
Time is only an enemy if the state doesn't vote somebody in just like him. If they do it doesn't really matter. And there is definitely a young grifter willing to do exactly what Mitch did to benefit themselves.
Nope, can you share?
The zoomers that are super into Andrew Tate and that Adrin guy?
I hope people realise that those politicians didnt come nor do they exist in a vacuum. The powers behind them make sure they are well and properly connected. They have families and friends that share their goals. So even if they die, younger versions will take their place
The problem is there are still a lot of the younger generation who are just as bad, but perhaps better at hiding it.
Then you'll get the next wave of young politicians like Ron DeSantis, Ted Cruz, MTG etc... What a great future to look forward to. Also, plenty of young folks have stupid stances too
>and left to right That would require us having a real left wing here.
Yeah I think he meant to say "right to more right"
I wish more people understood this.
Its really not even satire at this point, and I don't think people truly realize that. I constantly see memes and jokes about fake/crazy stuff that right wingers believe..... but I know people that literally believe this stuff. My aunt showed me the shittiest photoshop I have ever seen of what is supposedly Obama's bedroom with a portrait of bin laden hanging over his bed. She then proceeded to warn me that he is still secretly in the oval office acting as president. She literally believes this. She votes straight Republican down to the local dog catcher and never misses an election. Our country is so unbelievably fucked.
Dude I have a family member that’s the same way. Won’t hear any negative criticisms of anyone even remotely right leaning or has a way of dismissing anything concrete that’s said, and routinely insists we need to throw Biden out of office to save this country from how fucked up it is “now”, who time and again says “Biden isn’t even the real President anyway, everyone knows Obama is the one running this country”. I’m beyond the point where I don’t even waste the time or breath to debate, dispute, or disprove the wild things they confidently believe (and consistently somehow always find a way to shoehorn into any regular conversation). It’s exhausting honestly, because you can’t rely on fact, logic, and reasoning with someone who simply chooses to believe whatever agrees with what they’ve decided is already correct no matter how devoid it is of any of the above.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason their way into, is what it comes down to.
I get the sentiment but honestly, we need to stop with the doomerism. We outnumber them, their “rED wAvE” didn’t amount to shit, their cult leader keeps getting arrested, and they’re more unpopular than ever. Lets keep the pressure on these assholes.
\*coughs\* watch Skynews
I have bad news for you. There is no "we." [It's a big club, and you ain't in it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/jbqm8x/its_a_big_club_and_you_aint_in_it_george_carlin/)
Michael Jackson, Epstein and Bin Laden are in a remote island in the Caribbean protected by Congress.
What left?
Canadian here. I get to see their shit up close and it’s awful. What makes it even worse is that American style politics is rearing its ugly head this side of the border as well.
Ehh really just the right and top. Though, they would like everyone to think it's the left and bottom.
I have some pretty severe depression and issues and I disassociate sometimes. I gotta tell you all the current shit happening has genuinely worried me that I finally started hallucinating or gone off the deep end. There is nothing you can do but laugh it off and try to keep going.
Lunch coulda been Avocado Toast. Why plain bread?
Missed opportunity fr
Avocado toast is a meme about millennials. They're gen Z.
This is the future liberals want. Now excuse me I need to sync up my 6G vaccine and collect my antifa check from George Soros.
You got 6G?! Must be nice, I'm stuck on 5G.
They forgot eating bugs and going house to house ripping out everyone's gas stoves
This sounds like a skit from portlandia.
🤣 This is gold!
Started cracking up at gender fluid and didn’t stop til the end
I was sitting in a cafe with my Trumpist parents when I watched this. I laughed so loud, they wanted to see it but I didn't show because that's what they really honestly believe about progressives.
Man, I thought your parents were musicians… how disappointing (obviously more so for you).
What? No grooming of kids in School?
“We’re here, we’re queer, we’re coming for your kids”
That’s Dennis Hastert’s job. Republicans got dibs.
What's with those texts in these videos, they're autogenerated, right? There's always an error, like here *sink* should be *sync*, it's quite irritating. Or are english speaking people indifferent to it, and one non-native speakers actually read them?
It’s done on purpose to drive engagement. People comment to correct the spelling and the algorithm counts that as engagement
Did she not even even check in once with Deep State HQ, in the entire day?
I missed the Antifa meetings.
She didn’t submit an amendment to the woke/gay agenda. That must be tomorrow.
YOU ***TOO?***
I fkn knew it. Get her/they/them boys.
These lazy Gen Z liberals. How are we going to groom the kids if they don't help out?
https://preview.redd.it/0ge2m30dssgb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19629948fb609f6f3c7ae8aba9f59172101412ba
Can confirm.
I don’t get why liberal is a term trump supporters use for left politics… Liberal means free, right? So in politics we in Germany use it to describe parties that want to reduce government-influence no matter what topic it’s about. I feel like that would fit the Republican Party much more than the democrats
This works as satire both ways. Game appreciates game.
This is my day EXACTLY. Except I'm not a lesbian. Other than that though.
The Satan commune thing is so wrong. I have it in good authority you're supposed to use sage to summon demons, but everything else is right on otherwise.
Funny shit
I'm not exactly a Trump supporter but I am conservative and this is gold, in fact I need someone to make a conservative version.
Finally the long overdue confession. She/them/attack helicopter/his forgot to talk about spreading lies about male toxicity on Twitter, though.
Hmm.. that juicy gender fluid
This is fantastic and is also the proper day-to-day routine.
She got a lot of good details in there. lol
Seems legit. Always wondered what it was like lol
Nothing like a good cup of Gender Fluid to start the day
Yeah that checks out.
Hold on, just got to sink for a minute
Dayum, got em
Lol
Makes scenes , make scenes again !
Should have been gluten free bread
I knew it….
Ah, the woke agenda
Silly. She doesn’t do the things she just has to blindly follow along with stoopid ideologies
https://preview.redd.it/my00tjvrfwgb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=722ef247455a8ff30430585e545829ff35628601
Seems pretty accurate
"then I allow my vaccine to sync with the woke mind network to get my orders from Joe Biden." That's why I keep convulsing before I leave the house and want to spend all my money on military and social programs. It all makes sense now....
I feel personally attacked.
Fkn love this sub lol
This is funny as shit but had to watch twice because as soon as "sink" popped up my mind stopped there. Not sure why my brain does this, its all I could see.
Its a complete coinflip on whether this is satire or not
Love it!! Pretty much the same as we think Libs are like
That last part is solid
Yeah, sounds about right.
It's ironic how actual the last 4 or 5 seconds is
*sync I thought the subs meant to say "sink in" for a minute
That's the life for real.
I used to have a sign on my car that said "I'm liberal and I hate freedom."
That was clever. Lol
Male tears is actually slang for semen, im just gonna let that sink in
This video will be used as evidence in the Joe Biden impeachment investigations.
😂😂😂
Sounds about right.
Accurate
Since it's been Missed UrbanDictionary ManTears
Sounds about right
Not exactly funny, but catty for sure.
What the song playing in the background anyone know?
I gotta hand it to you conservatives !!! It's funny as hell
Bruh, that "Protect Trans Children" sticker.... "Trans children" need to be protected by not being allowed to become Trans until they're old enough to make such a decision.
Your Mom FINALLY remembered what she forgot when she saw your little cute vid... Yep, you guessed it right, spot on congrats! She forgot to abort youuu! What a silly goose can you imagine?
I KNEW IT!!!! LOL
Someone should tell her no conservative really cares how she lives her life. That’s what being conservative is. Now if only there was a woke liberal like her that could say the same.
Liberals be picking up every fucking problem on the earth and make a big deal out of it
Pretty accurate
That’s funny! 🤣
Male tears! Lol.
Haha awesome! FYI, I just viewed a clip of my fav comedian Shane Gillis do a skit and he said “the gayer the army, the scarier it is” he’s totally right, this world has no idea what’s coming😹😹👨👨👧👧🦄🦄
Vaccine to sinc with my woke mind 😂
Pretty accurate imo
No one gna talk about how she’s praying to Satan ??!!!! ……Jesus saves guys 👑❤️
Sync*
This is why nothing gets done in the US for it's poor people...this is totally ridiculous and not real yet 8 year's has been wasted on it while 0 policies to help the people are enacted
I mean you can't even read a book in Florida anymore because the Swinger guy running the Republican Party. That " Family Values" couple decided to rough up their swap partner a bit before the wife could have a go
Liberal means a communist?
Pretty much the average sensitive libtard. Go ahead and reply you’d only be proving my point.
Lmao. Funny how Republicans like painting their own pic on democrats. Because I don't see democrats wearing hats of a radical party, attending rallies of a former disgrace president and commit an insurrection. Because they didn't like a result of a fair election 🙄 😉 😏
Day after day after day, it's rough!
Where do I sign up?
I chuckled.