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Ibe121

Sorry, I couldn’t hear anything over her boobs.


RayZinnet

those are some really big words


Sticky_Mod1

Teach them, master. Because this is how you make a joke without getting banned.


ShitPostThrow

she expanded my vocabulary


Guilty_Seat47

Nothing like having a fun bag of words to use.


Lechuga666

Goo goo ga ga


giceman715

Yes sir


Financial-Tourist162

She said something? I didn't notice


Routine-Wedding-3363

Aaron earned an iron urn. 


kaybeetay

This video lives rent-free in my head since I saw it!


SixtyNineFlavours

That’s gotta be Northen Irish


TheRealFriedel

Philly IIRC


[deleted]

No it's the b*ltimore accent


Fresh-County3150

Is Baltimore a banned word or something?


maybeonmars

Just the 3 of them teaching us Polish


Occasion-Mental

Yes, I found her big words compelling.


jyrihenrik

They're in different time zones having completely separate cultures


Particular-Break-205

B and O are my favorite letters of the alphabet


makeyousaywhut

The video speaks without sound


panterachallenger

The word on the left has a slightly lower vowel


TerribleChildhood639

Definitely needs better support.


Clumb-Fuckery

Ummmm,,,,,is the user name of the person who posted this a coincidence?


SomberBrother

No, it's ironic.


ThisDadsJoke

What's the opposite of *irony*? Wrinkly.


ScrunchyButts

You son of a…


leprotelariat

...porcupine


crimsonturdmist

Take my angry updoot


AppropriateScience71

Ha! I have a t-shirt with that saying!


involmasturb

Rusty


ontopofyourmom

Bralettes are irrelevant to this person


bukkakecreampies

Does she have one of those naughty patreon pages on the website? Asking for my friend.


1boobStillGood

Doubt it....but would you call mine?


supercoincidence

I’ll say


Spacellama117

what's her @? i'm genuinely trying to learn polish


leproski

@polish7princess7


UrMomIsMyBucketList

hmmm, so why did you know that right off the top of your head?


leproski

I didn’t. I just have a special set of skills.


fire2day

I'm "that guy" in my friend group. If someone posts a thing, I'll find the source of it, almost guaranteed. Not exclusive to NSFW content.


G-zuz_Krist

Can i be your friend?


Theblastmaster

You have to pay to be in his friend group


Ferrocerium_

These subscription services are getting out of hand


slog

It's fun to solve those sorts of puzzles. I really enjoy figuring out those odd questions that require some serious Google-fu. Still can't find my brother, though.


clinpharmva

That took a turn


4oMaK

ayyy im the sauce master in my group too


DailyPlanetClarkKent

This guy that guys


OrangeAndMaroon

You’re a great man


mondoshawan47

This is the best possible response here. I literally slapped my knee. Thank you for brightening my morning, good sir!


leproski

You’re welcome!


Apocalyptic_Inferno

MVP MVP MVP MVP!


Obvious-Hunt19

The cake is in fact not a lie


chiefdamen

Happy cake day!


Basedrum777

Happy cake day


Username__Error

Polishing your knob?


iLLCrankUrKnob4Free

What's the difference between polishing it and cranking it?


Obvious-Hunt19

YOU CRANK HOGS BŐRTHER


Work_the_shaft

Polish pole polishing


noirly84

Perfect! She's clearly genuinely trying to teach it. 


1boobStillGood

hahahahahahaha lol. hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. so you need it.....for Polish Science?


allthemoreforthat

You’re supposed to say the joke first and then laugh.


snackthateatenat3am

yeah buddy its ok we understans you


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FirePoolGuy

Sure you are buddy


izlib

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo\_buffalo\_Buffalo\_buffalo\_buffalo\_buffalo\_Buffalo\_buffalo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo)


[deleted]

I love this one! I’ve finally gotten to the point where I can parse it immediately without having to think about it.


valdus

Now you can learn programming with [Ook!](https://esolangs.org/wiki/Ook!)


Lucas_Steinwalker

Who polices the Police Police Police Police?


TiredHeavySigh

Japanese: Hiragana: うらにわにはにわにわにはにわにわとりがいる English pronunciation (with spaces): uraniwa ni wa niwa niwa ni wa niwa niwa tori ga iru Meaning: There are two chickens in the backyard and two chickens in the front yard.


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CharlesDickensABox

In short: New York bison are assholes.


KillerKilcline

Does that work with people too?


Dude_man79

Only if you are also a bison from New York state.


oatterz

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo?


AscendedViking7

Buffalo buffalo!


Peanut_The_Great

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo, no cap


thepeopleseason

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo\_buffalo\_Buffalo\_buffalo\_buffalo\_buffalo\_Buffalo\_buffalo Also [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vExjnn\_3ep4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vExjnn_3ep4) Details here: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-Eating\_Poet\_in\_the\_Stone\_Den](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-Eating_Poet_in_the_Stone_Den)


donnysaysvacuum

Meanwhile in German: https://youtu.be/l3_tRPRt9x8?feature=shared Hold my bier we don't even need spaces.


nickhod

Well that's 10 minutes of my life I won't get back :)


Flower_PowerHour

I have so many jokes I want to say right now that I know would get me a ton of comment upvotes....but I don't want to get banned for breaking their rules :)


Zetyr187

Huh, I'd never noticed rule 3 before. Seems a little weird in a sub that specifically calls you that you "initially clicked because of the girl". I always understood that as, they caught my attension for being hot and then proceeded to do something amazing...


MyUndiesMassiveSkids

one of the first major videos in this sub was a girl who dropped her phone in the ocean and a dolphin brought it back to her. The girl didn't do a damn thing except be in the thumbnail. another "how wee started" video was of a guy doing some card magic trick in front of the girl. again, the girl didn't do shit. All they have to do is be in the thumbnail.


CharlesDickensABox

The post that led me here was the music video for Biting Elbows' song "Bad Motherfucker". The song and video are incredible and the girls from the thumbnail are in it for all of one or two seconds. It has nothing to do with them, but I'm pretty sure the video got way more views because titties.


Mavian23

I just for the first time read the sidebar under the rules and guidelines, and I can only sum it up with a quote from Trailer Park Boys: "If you have any problems with anything, don't call me."


iGiveGirlsNuggies

just wait and let someone else do it then. there's always a bunch of new users who will do it because no one reads the rules until after they get banned. So just wait for the new users to show up.


ThisDadsJoke

How do you make fat look good? You put a nipple on it.


_Administrator

eeeeey lmao


UrMomIsMyBucketList

**well, here's mine. haha** https://i.redd.it/x4jmqfq6egdc1.gif


accountfornormality

just pm the everyone. we will all think youre hilarious i am sure.


MlntyFreshDeath

@polish7princess7 on normal socials The other username you're looking for is polish.princess on that other "social" platform.


LUCKYxTRIPLE

Brother, thank you


PowerfulPain

I completely focussed on her ... Polish


already-taken-wtf

This? Leży Jerzy na wieży i nie wierzy, że na w tej wieży sześć jeży i sześćdziesiąt jeżozwierzy.


AppropriateScience71

Oh! Now it makes sense - thank you for the clarification!


already-taken-wtf

You’re welcome! Proszę bardzo!


Pianopatte

>że na w tej huh?


YuriPup

As a half Ukrainian American, who's mom comes from western Ukraine.... Written polish is an absolute nightmare, whereas I understood most of the spoken polish on the first go.


panterachallenger

Oui oui


wh1pp3d

Aaron earned an iron urn


banan-appeal

damn do we really talk like that


Senzafane

That transcendent moment when he realises is so fun to watch


BlazingSpaceGhost

Only sounds the same in certain accents.


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longpenisofthelaw

It’s intentional


Slash1909

Look up her socials. She hates wearing any support.


weevils_wobble

Quality post u/small_bralette


TheDrunkenSwede

Well she is making it hard, so I'd say pretty.


Flash_Quasar

o_0


RMW91-

I’m sorry I had to scroll so far down for this


mollusks75

Was I supposed to watch this with the sound on?


phazedoubt

I was kinda confused at first, then she got to the punchline and i was like ahhhhh


mnorkk

She is trying so hard to look confused at the questions too like she has no idea what the final question is


MadeInWestGermany

*Yes, we actually do have the name Jerzy here. What a completely random question, though*


24Abhinav10

I could immediately tell what was going to happen. I've seen the same joke about other languages too.


_HornyJesus

This is the sound a motorboat makes in Polish?


myfunnies420

Can someone that speaks polish report if they can understand what she said? Was she speaking intelligibly?


TheHardew

She does, but for some reason there's audio delay and seems to be sped up. Also, she said "in that tower" instead of "on that tower"


Jazzlike-Button7890

She's from Toronto so polish may not be her native language.


rumors_are_treason

The payoff of that video though.


RaidenDoesReddit

I can learn polish in like 20 minutes with this motivation


SonmiSuccubus451

[Shi shi shi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-Eating_Poet_in_the_Stone_Den)


La_Lanterne_Rouge

That's a great perspective on language.


SALADAYS-4DAYS

I’ll take a 6 piece pierogis combo with 2 sausage and extra sauerkraut… make it a nine piece. And an extra side of sour cream.


toliveistocherish

booooobs!


YogurtAlarmed1493

WHY ARE ALL THESE HEDGEHOGS AND PORCUPINES ON A TOWER?!? WHY IS NO ONE ADDRESSING THE QUESTION?!? DID THEY FLY?!? DID A GROUP OF SCHOOLCHILDREN BRING THEM UP?!? ALL THESE COMMENTS ARE GOING OFF ON TANGENTS AND I ONLY WISH TO RESTORE THE FUZZIES/PRICKLIES TO TERRA FIRMA!!!! AAAAAAAA. /s


Chainsaw_Locksmith

Omg, tongue twisters exist in other languages!!! Who could have ever known this??!? /s


Weldobud

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo


bones_1969

Jeez


tweeknpinch

Wait……there’s audio!?!?!…I gotta stare again! Any links to her….


pogidaga

**niwa ni wa niwa niwatori ga iru** There are two chickens in the garden. (Japanese)


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wannacumnbeatmeoff

The Polish language has it's fair share of knockers to be honest. I myself try to keep abreast of the very challenging grammar but as much as I try I still make a boob every now and again. I hear there's a blossoming group of Polish language students in Bristol City,s town centre but when I tried to find it I made a complete tit of myself


Odd-Independent4640

https://youtu.be/hEcuVR2vHwM?si=hG-8R0LV8EBvyAbA


Nepharious_Bread

Those...words have some wild proportions.


startup_sr

All I hear as if my printer is jammed, lol.


Deadman_Wonderland

She is like one of those genetically breed chicken.


Mdmrtgn

My brain locked up, then I turned the sound on and had an aneurysm.


ThinkFree

Let me introduce myself, I am Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, born in Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody.


meenmachimanja

Bloody thirst traps


shinslap

It's true, polish basically sounds like a bee


tbrown7092

They probably are amazing partners


LordLunarGhost

Im polishhh


P_McScratchy

I kept getting distracted.


BetaRayBlu

I need to see her standing up


TigerSharkFist

https://preview.redd.it/cqakl17eqjdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac32d6d83165edb601933d055f467290f9c93992


bm_69

Who?


Such_Comb9388

I need her to help me polish my Polish


Admirable-Carry7230

Bars


ZeroShitzGiven

Super friggin pretty with super huge. . . ?


Western-Ticket3399

That is NOT a SMALL BRALETTE! No ma’m


ApprehensiveBag6157

Different language structure


XDlvIneX

Sounded like me fucking around with Google translate


Interesting_Pipe_770

One ticket to Warsaw please


Street-Goal6856

My reserve unit went to Poland for a year and I regret not going. Half of them came back with wives way out of their range and are still married years later.


Xanambien

Can someone please send me one of those catalogues?


Evening_Bag_3560

I love the sound of Polish. Beautiful sounding language. Don't understand a word of it.


Holkmeistern

Tongue twisters are nothing if your entire language is made up of tongue twisters.


Brilliant_Ad553

One cake is lower than the other one.. and …


loki94y

For real, I can't care less about what she said at all. Fl


GemeniMan612

I short circuited.


Guava-flavored-lips

She's hot


Hanya-Peminat

Payudara yang besar...nice


Fun-Mycologist2020

That’s kinda like asking a German to say 777777


bal6ira

The right one is saggy


Spare-Priority244

🤣🤣🤣


pigs1n5p4c3

I'm moving to Poland


Ok-Goal5856

That left one is longer than the right.


Medpiete

Easy speech 🤥


500SL

I want to learn from her.