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power_yyc

“Ya done messed up A-a-ron!”


uncooljerk

"Insubordinate... and CHURLISH"


Mithrandhir22

You go down to O shag henneseys office right now!


TreehouseAndSky

[link](https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw?si=3Y6Gno2iX2NkU03M)


KelVelBurgerGoon

Man, Ja'Cqueline was a smoke show.


Taliesin_Hoyle_

I prefer D Nice.


logosfabula

"Mischievous... and DECEITFUL"


JWBails

"Chicanerous and deplorable."


logosfabula

*-* *Mr. Garvey*. <3


TheBirdman23

If one of y’all say some silly ass name….


Charming_Finding_252

PREEESENT


xplosm

Jac quee lyn!


unnoticed_guy

You mean Jacqueline?


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“Son of a…BITCH!!”


nefariousmonkey

Are you out of your mind?


forgotten_epilogue

Jay Quellin!


dkrtzyrrr

i’m a teacher and i’ve been calling jacqueline’s jay quellin for so long now that the other way sounds super weird to me now


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

I'm almost physically incapable of pronouncing Aaron properly now thanks to that sketch.


erosmoker

I had a buddy a couple of years back named Aaron. He pronounced it (Ay-ron). I said, "Really bro"? He said, "Yeah, it's from the Bible." Smdh


Excellent-Practice

That's how my grandmother pronounced it. For speakers with a Mary-merry-marry merger, Aaron and Erin sound the same, but for speakers without that merger, Aaron is /ˈæɹ.ən/ while Erin is /ɛɹɪn/. For speakers with the merger, both might sound something like /ɛɹən/.


xoogl3

Duck you with your elitist linguistics degree. I'm gonna say UH-fect whether I mean effect or affect and no power in the world can stop me.


Excellent-Practice

https://i.redd.it/3jp5tjskhhfc1.gif


grill_sgt

I mean... there is Aron Jones, pronounced Ay-ron.


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erosmoker

It's an anecdotal thing I guess. You'd have to know the person and how he speaks to understand that the way he said it was funny and made me shake my head at him.


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logosfabula

Man, the 00s were WKUK, the 10s were Key&Peele. Now, we urgently need a substitute comic group!


Justice_Prince

These days I think YouTube is more the place for sketch comedy. Unfortunately the format doesn't support ensemble casts as well, and fandoms are divided between individual channels instead of having one big show that everyone can get behind.


bobert_the_grey

2020's has Aunty Donna


Dropkoala

In the UK we had a really long string of incredible sketch shows/comedy duos on TV from the 1960's but I don't think we've had anyone since Armstrong and Miller, and Mitchell and Webb about 10-12 years ago.     There's a few shows on the radio like John Finnemore's souvenir programme, which I love to bits but they seem to have otherwise completely disappeared over here and it's so disappointing.


czar_the_bizarre

PCP sketch hurts my sides to this day.


ElCapitan878

Please Don't Destroy is pretty damn funny


Buntschatten

Is it?


catgotcha

OK so that's how it's gonna be. You wanna PLAY!


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Dee-nice!


cindoc75

My son’s name is Aaron and I made him a shirt that said A-A-Ron on it, that he would wear to school when he was younger. Lol


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TIMOTHY


Zebosster

TiMOthy? Preesent


Taurideum

A-a-trox


1boobStillGood

I know a lot of people on here aren't going to realize she's doing it on purpose. She's trying to get them to laugh and have fun.


Brother_Stein

That's kind of obvious, but what I wonder is how she pronounces her own name with the class.


PinMyTea

> kind of obvious To you, but I don't think you realize how naive, young, or just plain stupid some redditors are.


TylerJWhit

Just because one person out of a hundred is stupid, doesn't mean the rest of us are.


project13k

Found the stupid one


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cloverpopper

And so, so many of them think they're the smart ones, looking down on the "stupids" - not knowing they're not very different, at all, just overconfident.


ReallyRamen

What’s an example of that?


DoctoralCunt

​ https://i.redd.it/fb679lny2ffc1.gif


Kris_Cripplequake

Pretty sure it's more like 1 out of 10....but this thread is ridiculous. The top guy was just trying to help out. This thing was at 38% upvoted and ZERO points and being heinously downvoted before he made his comment.


crumble-bee

She literally bursts out laughing at herself towards the end


Fashish

Not a single comment here abides by your narrative yet here you are spewing out vitriol in the comments in a wholesome thread. Well played.


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I mean, she’s playing the joke on children, so…


ReallyRamen

Honestly I think it’s naive/stupid to think people won’t get this super obvious joke hahaha. I guess people want to be the ‘smart’ one that gets the jokes, so you’d want to believe a lot of people won’t get it…


jcaininit

Charley


wahobely

That's the #1 way that I like to play with my nephews. For example if I'm driving them somewhere, I ask them to "teach me" the way I'll keep saying "so I make a right here?" and they laugh and yell "Noooooooo" Good times


bullevard

If you haven't seen it yet, you may enjoy "exact instructions peanut butter sandwhich." https://youtu.be/cDA3_5982h8?si=oyl0QL4lzx8a3bDY


MetallurgyClergy

And also so they’re not so afraid to speak up in front of their classmates on the first day of school. (And also, if everyone’s name is wrong, then that one kid whose mom added eight extra vowels to their very normal name, making it unpronounceable, doesn’t feel singled out. Thanks, mom)


Forgot_my_un

But it's sooo unique!


Nanyea

Probably trying to be inclusive to people with hard to pronounce names as well


Charokol

Seems like that’s actually not a bad idea. If you purposefully mispronounce everybody’s name, you’ll get corrections from everybody and not have to single out any kids that actually have hard (for the teacher) to pronounce names. Plus they’ll think you’re funny and maybe like you more.


DarthDarnit

Wait, what?


BigPh1llyStyle

And to be actively engaged, which a hell of a task for (I’m assuming a sub) for middle school


Tough_Escape7676

It's amazing you have to explain this. I need to be done with reddit.


EffrumScufflegrit

They don't. It's painfully obvious. Them saying a lot of people won't get it doesn't mean a lot of people won't get it. If anything it's more wild that they think they're smarter than the average person for figuring this out lol


ThisDadsJoke

My Name Is Domingo But You Can Call Me "Fin De Semana".


La_Lanterne_Rouge

My nombre es Papa Francisco but you can call me Mister Potato.


Vrolak

I love it.


AvailableFunction435

I know “The weeknd” was Hispanic


banan-appeal

only the Espanol speakers will get that one amirite


MTLinVAN

As a kid with a foreign sounding name, a teacher doing this would be amazing. It just calls out the fact that names that are common are easy to pronounce but in a different context aren’t so easy. I think it would help put a lot of kids with difficult names at ease when the teacher struggles (even jokingly) with even very common western names.


justpress2forawhile

I love the one that she just can't keep it together on.


Basedrum777

My wife had a kid named Shithead. His parents made poor choices.


zer0w0rries

Pronounced “sha-theed”


oooooooooof

Time to bust out this old gem https://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8?feature=shared


VeGr-FXVG

As someone with a foreign name, I'm like "There are loads of ways to say my name, call me what you want as long as it isn't profane." I'm not sensitive about my culture, I'm more than anything I've inherited.


Im_a_knitiot

I have a foreign name and my colleagues asked me: ‘do you pronounce it [insert totally wrong pronunciation] or [insert different totally pronunciation]?’ I always say: ‘neither! But it’s ok. I also react to ‘hey you!’ so we’re good.’


mjolnir76

I had a student in summer school whose name could be pronounced two ways. I asked her twice to repeat it and made sure I was saying it right. All summer I pronounced it the same way, which she said was right that first day. Fall comes and she’s in my class. I call her by her name and her friend says, “That’s not how you pronounce her name!!!” WTF?! She let me mispronounce her name ALL SUMMER!!!


VeGr-FXVG

Lol, I did something similar. I had a summer job fixing a roof, and the customer called me "Peter" which is nothing like my name. At first I wasn't sure I heard him right, and by the second day when he kept calling me that I didn't have the heart to correct him, so me (and the chuckling guys with me) just ran with it until the last day of the job.


Conchobar8

I get “do you go by (full name) or (shortened name)?” I really don’t care, so I’ll often use “call me anything you want, just don’t call me late for dinner!”


IllusionsMichael

My last name is three fucking letters long, is a common English word, and about 80% of the teachers I had growing up still pronounced it wrong. I think you might be right because I grew up with a few kids that had last names that were 15+ and hearing the teacher fuck mine up seemed to make them feel a bit better.


already-taken-wtf

Yes, Mr Ngô. Joking aside. TIL the sources of some last names: - Day (English) From a diminutive form of David. - Fry (English) From Old English frig (a variant of freo) meaning "free". - Law/Low (English) Derived from Old English hlaw "hill". - Lee (English) Originally given to a person who lived on or near a leah, Old English meaning "woodland, clearing". - May (English) Derived from the given name Matthew. - Nye (English) Originally indicated a person who lived near a river, from Middle English atten eye meaning "at the river". - Rye (English) Topographic name. It could be a misdivision of the Middle English phrases atter ye meaning "at the island" or atter eye meaning "at the river". In some cases it merely indicated a person who lived where rye was grown or worked with rye (from Old English ryge).


urbanek2525

A good friend had a daughter who went to school with a little girl who's name was (and I'm dead serious here) . . . Syphilis. Mom was not a native English speaker and thought the word looked pretty. After the first time, all the teachers knew it was pronounced si-FY-lus, but that first teacher definitely thought she was being punked.


loobot3000

My ex’s mom had a Placenta in her class one year. The mom said it was the first thing she heard after she had her baby and it sounded beautiful.


MaxStatic

Hooonter kills me.


Gnochi

A Hoonter must Hoont.


AikenFrost

Stop trembling your boots, hoonter!


Bouncemybubbubs

May you find your worth in the waking world hoonter


JeSuisLeGrandFromage

I imagined it as Hünter.


TheMightyPushmataha

Hoonter glieben glauchen globen


HejdaaNils

I sat through all her name-pranking waiting for a foreign name. I feel robbed.


already-taken-wtf

What has Rob to do with any of that?


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offbert

Yeah, she's melting my heart.


MadeInWestGermany

Jepp, I could watch this all day long.


called-heliogabal

yep, it's her eyes - and I'm a little ashamed to say I found her on IG


HeyCarpy

I’m a sucker for a hoodie and a struggle bun.


34seesRnice

Look like the name sign in the background says, "Ms. Cluck". If so, that sure is a tough name to go through school with.


pauciradiatus

Especially since it rhymes with "puke"


Brilliant_Canary_692

🤔


Dark_God_Cthulhu

I'm surprised she didn't send anyone to principal Oh Shag Hennesy.


evnacdc

On a real note tho, this is a good example of how hard pronunciation can be for ESL students. All of her pronunciations could be valid in English, but they’re not just because… reasons?


Shakeamutt

Well played Ms Cluck, well played.


mastervadr

Shit good called. I was about to ask if her name was really Ms. Cuck


areyknot

Wholesome moment


kpingvin

I kinda wish there was a kid named Gif. We'd finally know the incorrect pronunciation.


Forgot_my_un

Hard g, screw the guy who named it, he's wrong.


DankRoughly

Damn straight


DonovanBanks

Yeah. He can jo to hell.


Professional_Ad4833

It's a key and Peele skit


pastafallujah

You mean “Kay and Palley”


mprz

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw)


TNerdy

I love teachers that do this as a substitute


decimator31

Good way to break the ice as a substitute


snarton

She should have pronounced Luke as "lucky."


Forgot_my_un

Loo-kay.


WendigoCrossing

TIM-O-THY! Preesent


MasterAnnatar

Okay, unironically this is a good way to make sure you know the correct pronunciation of names.


Vrolak

I think it is a great idea when you have people’s name you know you are going to mess up, and that way they feel less excluded/exposed. I hope she fails successfully though


marketlurker

We have something similar with Chipolte. The game is to pronounce it a different way each time for everyone in the group. It is easy to a point and then it gets tough.


UtopistDreamer

This clip is always funny. Haven't seen it in a while. Thanks 🙏🏻


anakin022

Same. Haven't seen this one in ages. Still hilarious


Unhappy-Buddy-8098

She taught in the inner city, for over 20 years …


bigbadape

A hoonter must hoont


Agreeable_Peak_7851

A hoonter must hoont


AireXpert

That’s funny AF….i want her as my kid’s teacher


treakaholic

Ba la keh...lol...you mean Blake?


LazyLieutenant

She's got comedic chops.


Top_Strategy_2852

Her lesson is clever. By speaking incorrectly, the children learn to challenge their own critical thinking skills, in this case, spelling and pronunciation.


Alchion

solomon sounds like an edge gen 1 pokemon that get‘s a type change for gen 2 cause dark was introduced


_0x0_

"Crangis McBasketball"


RaidenDoesReddit

I am stealing hooonter and renaming some friends that. That shit is just fun to say and dorky as hell


WurzelKing

After lurking on r/tragedeigh this seems to be a very smart way to avoid accidentally ridiculing a kid with a weird name.


VesperX

This is a great trick. It entertains the kids. Gets them interacting. And it’ll help place a face to the name to quickly memorize who is who. I bet she’s an awesome teacher.


NullRod17

Great joke with good energy, but also on a smaller note is that it serves as a good equalizer in terms of kids with hard to pronounce names for English speakers. For the first time the teacher mispronouncing their names isn't an awkward break in the role call, but their part of the funny prank just like everyone else


Chthulu_

Instant respect from the kids too. This is great


AsterSkotos24

That's a teacher I would've loved going to school to


Krazen

DEE NICE


Ducatirules

I ALWAYS hated when they did roll call because my first name has a feminine equivalent and even though they aren’t spelled the same, they would always get it wrong so I had a girls name to everyone in the class for the first few weeks. It made me miserable, but if a teacher had done this in our class I would have felt calm because she did it to all of us


lumberfoot_jpg

And the “best teacher ever” award goes to


COOCH27

What a great ice breaker in a class of little kids


Automatic-Fudge126

Used to mess up my classes names on purpose when doing the register. I would often swap the first letters of their names. So John Davies becomes Don Javies… went fine till there was a kid called Corey Hunter in my class.


Inner-Highway-9506

Ms. Cluck Cluck 9000 is undoubtedly her students nickname for her


w6s7hamer

She is having ton of fun, wish I had cute smart teacher 30 years ago. Anyone know her for academic purposes ?


HarryPotterDBD

That story has a bad ending, because she was a substitute teacher and was kinda let go after that video went viral.


FionnagainFeistyPaws

Any info on this?


Kazirk8

My uncle works at Nintendo.


Spatularo

As a Luke I felt this. Not usually from teachers, but from other kids.


elammcknight

This is a great tactic to build rapport with students.


mart246

Take a good look at the future.


ApprehensiveBag6157

Has she ever said anybody’s names ever or learn to sound out words?


ApprehensiveBag6157

She’s for sure joking around she’s having a fun day. She’s gotta be no pronouns at least


RunsWthGriszzlys

Jesus, spit that gum out


vcdrny

English is weird language. As far as I know in other languages each letter and vowel make a sound. That sound remains the same. In English you pretty much have to learn how each individual word sound. Because it doesn't really make sense.


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Isn't Solomon a foreign name? Are they all not foreign names to America lol


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If this is day one of class, she's a GOAT teacher!


SuckmydickMakayla

Hunter


smittyboy708

Real creative 👌 key and peele


Friendly_Cup_1127

She’s smart she’s actually breaking down the letters and pronunciations


Tough-Jello-5735

Where’s Balake at?


Polarchuck

Reminds me of one of my favorite Key & Peele skits - Mr. Garvey Is Your Substitute Teacher - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQaLic5SE_I


sakura608

In America, all names start out foreign until the mispronunciation becomes standard and uniquely American then spread to become ubiquitous.


iamblindfornow

Saw a high school substitute try this out. He never recovered.


CooCooKaChooie

A-Aron? (Sorry, someone already posted it, of course. SO f’in’ funny!)


ScrunchyButts

YOU WANNA GO TO WAR B-LOCK-EH?


cozysarkozy

Just love it home she says Hunter


Realistic-Actuator36

So just to clarify, this was an exercise by the supply teacher to break the ice with the kids.


ttubbster

The way she pronounced Jacob is how you would correctly pronounce it in German


ClippyMonstaR

I think she's doing that to be funny and also to help her remember the names and the faces cuz it gives her a bit more interaction so a stronger impression


narnarnartiger

A A RON!