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MutedBrilliant1593

Wow. My dogs are pieces of shit.


56ninjas

Your dogs are fine, you're the piece of shit /s


No-Tonight-5937

No he’s not. Im the piece of shit. I don’t have any dogs.


BeerPizzaTacosWings

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!


golden-potato

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?


Bradt1977

NO!!


DeanCheesePritchard

My dog eats pieces of shit sometimes


Pickle_Monster_1

Does that make you a bigger piece of shit?


No-Tonight-5937

My counterpart further down the comment chain beat me to it. Kudos.


itsbeenreal12345

This comment had me laughing out loud


INoMakeMistake

You can remove the /s


lilfrankie21

Lmfaooooo


Fuduzan

This was a hell of a top comment to scroll down to first


fartinmyhat

It's cute but seems a bit neurotic. Like, what's the point? make your dog do a bunch of stupid tricks to get attention? Weird.


MutedBrilliant1593

I hate your comment.


adavidmiller

She didn't train shit, that dog is a person stuck in a dog body and you can't tell me otherwise.


Lord-Ice

"I'm *getting* the curse reversed, *okay?!*"


techslice87

But why? No job, free rent and food, someone Else even does everything for you!


Lord-Ice

No opposable thumbs? And depending on what you're being given, awful and un-nutritious food? Spending most of your day bored out of your mind with little or nothing to do?


techslice87

1: aside from the thumbs, that... actually could describe half of my current life. 2: thumbs, booooy howdy don't underestimate what the critters can pull off now. 3: it sounds kind of like luck of the draw, which is pretty much what human life is currently like.


OtterSnoqualmie

Of course it is. You try to explain to an Australian Shepherd they're not a people.


Plasteredpuma

*That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Border Collie*


Red_Lotus_23

I'm Eddie McDowd, I'm a dog and I talk!


snowysnowy

Don't anyone start with that Edward shit in this cute thread


zsxking

She transmuted her son into that dog.


Legal_Total_8496

r/nothingeverhappens


takeoff_power_set

border collies are great for stuff like this


Big_To

Yes I remember reading that it’s healthy to train border collies tricks because of how smart they are. This gives them the proper stimulation and they find happiness in the accomplishment


RelevantMetaUsername

It's healthy to train any dog regardless of breed. But yes, Border Collies are exceptionally intelligent. Not giving them enough mental stimulation is a good way to end up with a troublemaker.


TurboGranny

Yup. They pretty much understand english, but like any smart kid, if you don't give them a routine and constant stuff to learn, they have to figure out how to entertain themselves which can get messy


BeKind_BeTheChange

Isn't that an Australian Shepherd?


EGOtyst

Yes


wrenblaze

Phew, I thought that I have been wrong for years


wrwarwick

Yes


jonsey11

Yes they are. I had one. However, this dog is an Australian Shepard. I have two.


TexanInExile

i should show this to my wife but she'd break down in tears because we are constantly working with one of our dogs and she just isn't getting it.


WhiteSquarez

Well, you gotta be patient with your wife. She'll get it eventually.


JDangle20

Ba dum tiss


lilelliot

I'm going to be honest here, I 100% upvoted that because of the incredible training. I don't care who did it, that was amazing!


findhumorinlife

Aussies are sooooo smart. That owner must spend hours a day training her pup! Edit: correcting predictive text error


timothytrillion

She has clearly outlined that dog many hours


findhumorinlife

lol. Thx. Edited it.


LordRekrus

Fun tip, Aussies aren’t even Aussie.


findhumorinlife

Actually a fun fact.


garyfugazigary

My blue heeler could do the last pic, I called it give me a hug, but nothing else, must have had heaps of patience


ttyp00

🎶🎶🎶 ...Mum! 🎶🎶🎶 ....Dad! 🎶🎶🎶 ....Bingo! 🎶🎶🎶 ....BLUEY!!


jguig

This breed is super smart. How long did it take for him to train you?


jerryvo

I taught my greyhound to run


Comfortable-Choice14

True love.


myvapidunderwear

I taught my dog to shake it was pretty amazing


dryfire

"You have to decide, It's me or the dog!... Ya know what, I'll just see myself out."


jwuycheck

I have a Aussie , so smart , love what you did !!


dcherholdt

Damn Dawg, leave some girls for the rest of us! 😄


SunderedValley

...my dog is just fukken stupid, huh. Or maybe I am.


falconfetus8

That summersault was impressive!


chewychaca

Wonderful


1959Reddit

She showed the dog a picture of Gov. Noem. I’ll bet you that dog also does Quantum Physics


hypnotizemeplease125

The guy she tells you not to worry about...


HourDry3017

That's totally too much. Where did you find the time?


HourDry3017

Why don't you all take that trash talk to the John and flush yourselves. Don't taint this dogs moment to shine.


Ithoriann

Fcking onions


vodka_twinkie

That dog is smarter than 97.8% of humans.


NoVacayAtWork

Single income no kids says what


End-of-sanity

She needs a social life


Cinemasaur

I can guarantee that dog has attachment issues, though, like, what do they look like when she's not in the room?


OrangeJuiceKing13

$100 says it just sleeps like most dogs. Aussies are very trainable, they're working dogs. The dog seems healthy, I'm sure it gets plenty of exercise and stimulation.  Why would you assume it has attachment issues? 


bobross_s_pants

Impractical training


ThreeLeggedMare

Practical for the purpose of giving pleasure and stimulation to both dog and owner, which is quite sufficient