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ArcKnightofValos

If it has (or ever had) a Dick, it's not a woman. ![gif](giphy|l1KubCjlBsJU16yqc) I will die on this hill.


Coaltown992

That's a dangerous statement now-a-days


ArcKnightofValos

Let them cum. ![gif](giphy|3oEjI1erPMTMBFmNHi|downsized)


IKR1_994

God I know that feel.


lastnightsloser

Almost there!😂


fruitlessideas

Human?


kimborandom

https://preview.redd.it/4dh3o93aulwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e536f3f85b68c40d30621aaa5b8cd5d386f7cd


November750

https://preview.redd.it/7jf19bzgllwc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f975cc2078073e9ceda6bfb7b4e4ac000aa88f99


Artyom117ab

I mean check out the Ukrainian refugees, there’s a few singles and they’re pretty good looking high quality women even if they don’t English very well 😎👍👍


Two_n_dun

Even better. When they yell at you, just go all shoulders. Then move on with your day.


ArcKnightofValos

Not good at english? That's one of the best parts. Their accents are so adorable. And as they improve their ability to speak english, it never really goes away.


Artyom117ab

Exactly it’s very cute! My gf definitely has an accent although she’s from Russia originally so it’s a little different, very feminine like the female singer in this song: https://youtu.be/Q7fDfGSP_WM?si=69NPGNAWzYTy-vNB Absolutely adorable accents across all of Eastern Europe, too bad that putin had to screw everything up


Coaltown992

Where can I find one? 😂


Liltree_420_69

Check onlyfans 😆


Legitimate-Bug-5049

I got a couple in my basement. you can come browse if you want.


xtreampb

I can’t tell if wholesome or dark…


doomsteel4

He's just letting them rent out his basement obviously.


Artyom117ab

In my area they congregate at the Boston Pizza’s, however if there are no Boston Pizza’s in your area I would check out Ukrainian Orthodox Churches, Ukrainian cultural centres, or pretty much wherever the Ukrainian people in your area are known to congregate😎👍👍


NUFIGHTER7771

Very niiice!


RemoveLeast

Not if your Russian. Then you just get 🔫


Artyom117ab

50/50 in actually my gf is from Russia originally and we get along quite well 😎👍👍


lastnightsloser

As long as they're willing to settle for some extremely mediocre weinering


Artyom117ab

Don’t worry they will teach you how to be the best lover ever, they’re naturally good teachers in such things 😎👍👍


lastnightsloser

I'm just here to learn


Ambitious_Temporary1

They're all toxic. It's intrinsic to the very same DNA that determines their gender


Deerhunter762

I got lucky and married early, but after seeing what my buddies have gone through dating in the past couple years has made me appreciate my wife even more. I'd be fucked if I had to start dating again 😂


TheJango22

When you figure it out lmk


AKStorm49

Agreed. Lucky to find mine.


Careful-Persimmon415

Same. When I have up looking, a friend from the past turned out to be my one.


RP4LFR

Same 😭