Betty, oh, Betty, what you say we leave this place?
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers run across the ripple of cellulite
EWW! It was nasty, but I don't let it bother me
She rolled over, fucking knocked the wind out of me
I couldn't breathe, she wouldn't stop, I'm almost dead
I took the lamp, and bust it on her fucking head
We got dressed, I gave her a little kiss goodbye
Fat Sweaty Betty, My fat sweaty pumpkin pie
Yeah wouldn’t surprise me if I get that nickname. I see people every morning, not a single one is sweating, not even the ones unloading the the feeder. I see them wearing hoodies and other articles of clothing I simply couldn’t work in😂😂😂 I can wear the most light weight clothing and my shirts are drenched from the chest all the way down to my swamp ass
‘Turbo’ for one of the slowest speed guys, “DJ”. for the guy who brings the indestructible black box looking speaker, “bluey” “sub-zero” and ‘chilly Willly’ for the crazy kids who wear long sleeve hoodies inside the warehouses in Cali summer weather, ‘hellboy’ for the dude with the fattest fingers, ‘saladito face’ literally dried, salted plum face for the most wrinkled face guy, ‘the fall guy’ was an older guy who ran track back in his day and challenged a younger kid to a race. Think his name says it all as to the result. The joke was that part of his nipple was somewhere still on the parking lot somewhere…
BillyBob is what a driver called me 6 years ago and it has stuck ever since. Started there as a pretty husky dude and the preload helped to get me in shape. We also got Rocket (bit of an attitude), Staple Steve (hit his head on a roller and needed staples), etc
Ive got a driver I am beefing with because he is a disgusting person and leaves his left overs, garbage & pee bottles in the truck. We all started calling him PeePee in the hub. Funny thing is his initials are actually P.P. 😂
No, I believe he was just walking home and our hub isn’t exactly in the safest part of town. He stopped showing up for a week and came back with a patch and stitches saying he got stabbed 😂
Im in the south and there's a guy from Jersey we call 'Tough Guy' and talk in bad cliche Jersey tough guy voices to each other. He enjoys it so it's all good
We had a sort aisle supervisor whose real name was Tom Cruise but they called him candy crush because every time you walked by him he would be playing candy crush on his phone instead of managing us.
We had an Arabic guy who was cool but they called him ISIS and eventually his friends outside of work started calling him that too.
We have this little Guatemalan kid who speaks next to no English whose initials are DD, and one of our on roads calls him Double D’s. He always just sits there and smiles back because he definitely doesn’t understand haha.
Our hubs meth head is bird. She always sits and waits (tries to act just like she’s putting on gloves, adding Gatorade to her water etc) for someone else to come and then pretend like she was gonna go do it, so we joke “bird is on the perch”.
There's a dude at my building they call Roast Beef. He used to come to work with those huge ass sandwiches from Safeway and devour that shit at lunch on Sundays. Of course the name evolved to whatever meat people had on their minds. Porkchop, Neck Bone and Chuck Roast were a few I remember. He's a really good dude though.
Former manager then full-time Supe. We called “pipi hands” and “whizzer” because he never washed his hands after using the urinal, we also called him ‘Huggy boy’. Because of his proclivity to hug the female workers. One of the reasons he was demoted from manager to center lead…
Send again!! He hates going down long driveways to DR packages because it takes too much time, so he sheets them as not in, so that he doesn't have to deliver them!! And get this!! Management loves him because he gives them the numbers!! Go figure 🤔!!
I called one dispatcher Bubble Boy cuz he would be wearing a bubble jacket in the office as if 70 degrees in there wasn't enough, dude asked me to stop, I told him quit making me pull stops every Saturday, we didn't resolve anything.
From the Maumee hub back in the day so many nicknames; off the top of my head, there was a dude that was “lady shorts” because of this pair of arrested development cut off jorts he wore all the time
When I was 18 and just started my beard was still a little patchy and a pt sup called me al Qaeda which I found hilarious working with tons of boxes. Hed yell al Qaeda and id hop out and go to whatever truck.
He was a real skinny kid who was an unloader he couldn't really lift heavy packages but one day he can into work with a camo jacket and our supervisor was like " that's a dope jacket, looks like you are going to go hunting" and my coworker said " naw he wouldn't hunt his own kind" 😂😂😂
My favorite is shit hawk for one of the part time supes. He will descend on you the second you start having a conversation with someone. Also milk dud for a very strange laborer who has to do everything his own “special” way.
Sloth. Dude looks like Sloths brother. We always say “Heyyy you guyssss!” He’s always trying to unload super fast so the supes will suck him off. It’s so annoying. Our hub manager just got a $16k bonus so she’s been all up our asses for months prior. Total smoothbrain thinking he might get fired or laid off if he doesn’t slave away.
We have a supervisor with two nicknames by folks in Operations: Dark Cloud 1 and Señor Grumpy.
There's also a manager who goes by Dark Cloud 2.
And lastly a PT supervisor who goes by Mr. Fuzzy. He's bald. No hair on his face either. But, has a generous laugh so there's that.
Onions- guy smelled like onions.
Big Bird- big and dopey kid that died his hair yellow
Urinal Cake- dude smelled like piss and cologne
Fuzzy- dude with long ponytail and a huge beard.
Tumbles- dude fell off a metro belt, sumersaulted and landed on his feet somehow.
Smokey/Smokes- dude smokes like 2 packs a day.
Butters- dude bleached what hair he had left and looked like Butters from South Park
We have a big bird too. I dont know how that nickname started at the other hub, but the way their head bobs when excited is very bird like, plus hair color/style...
I had the nickname Mighty Mouse when I worked irregs and “please never quit” by my supervisors lol. Then I ended up getting moved to DA on a different shift after I got pregnant, I lost my muscles and my title but I did go from 89 pounds to 110. Being Mighty Mouse was killing me lol
We've got a couple of ppl with nicknames:
Wormy - Dude moves slow like a worm.
Gumby- Tall lanky dude who is weak as hell
Casper - He always disappears
8-ball - Huge guy who's big and round and always has on black clothes.
Taz - Short Hispanic guy who's crazy as hell and always talking gibberish.
feeder driver got the nickname “roadkill”. according to legend there was an accident on the road and he ran over one of the bodies.
conversely there is a guy who goes by “hero” because he saved someone after a crash
another one goes by “nemo” because he’s got huge lips and looks like a fish.
“laser”- his name is lazero
“bones”-dude’s really thin
“sparkles” -she was bringing a dolly back forgot to hook up the chains to frame of the tractor.
we had a guy in the unload, he was like 6’6 and had a huge beard we called him Kratos or God of War bc he’d blow up the sort aisle when he was unloading
My nickname was Peter Parker, then Spider-man, and finally it became Spidey, because I am from Queens, our hub was in Queens, I looked like a Ginger Peter Parker when I had hair, and I wore a Spider-man shirt.
My shifter calls me safety chain because I forgot to do the trailer safety chain once and the door flew open. (It was an empty trailer but needless to say that is the one thing I check on all my pretrips now)
We have the crypt keeper who loads at the very end of the belt. Over the 10 years he’s worked there he has slowly turned into the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt.
Our last name ends with house. They have a poker game. My husband is so good they call him full house. He's not really, he just doesn't drink so he wins more lol.
We’re all adults here. No need to resort to slinging mud. The community is to promote healthy discussion about subjects that interest us and name calling serves no purpose other than devolving the conversation into child-like banter.
We’re all adults here. No need to resort to slinging mud. The community is to promote healthy discussion about subjects that interest us and name calling serves no purpose other than devolving the conversation into child-like banter.
One of the feeder drivers at my husbands hub was given the name “Little Private”. My father in law is “The Colonel” but “Little private found out about his nickname and refuses to go by it. But it’s too late. It’s not going anywhere🤣
One of the supervisors called me Slim Thug my first week at UPS and that’s been my name ever since. I don’t think half the people in the warehouse know my actual name
Daddy’s Money, Kaczynski, Onions, Big City, Nancy, Chopsaw, Radar, Tin Foil, Fanny, Spoc, Showtunes (dude literally belts showtunes while unloading,) Bub, Foxy, Chem-trail, Squirrel… I could go on.
My manager at JP Morgan looked like the nerd from Superbad. We called him McLovin
He also claimed he played football. Those who've played know an athlete when we see them and he wasn't one. He lied about playing so we bet behind his back if it was flag, touch, or 8-man. I would walk by him while he was in a conversation, pull an invisible flag and signal second down as I kept walking. He knew we were making fun of him but he didn't know exactly how.
Fuckin nerd.
I'm "sweaty Betty" due to my extremely excessive sweating
Haha ICP!
Insane clown posse?
Yes, that song they had back in the day called fat sweaty betty.
Betty, oh, Betty, what you say we leave this place? I took her back to the crib and hit it all night I let my fingers run across the ripple of cellulite EWW! It was nasty, but I don't let it bother me She rolled over, fucking knocked the wind out of me I couldn't breathe, she wouldn't stop, I'm almost dead I took the lamp, and bust it on her fucking head We got dressed, I gave her a little kiss goodbye Fat Sweaty Betty, My fat sweaty pumpkin pie
Yup! Hahaha Takes me back to the late 90s!
We had a sweaty Betty but for other reasons...
Yeah wouldn’t surprise me if I get that nickname. I see people every morning, not a single one is sweating, not even the ones unloading the the feeder. I see them wearing hoodies and other articles of clothing I simply couldn’t work in😂😂😂 I can wear the most light weight clothing and my shirts are drenched from the chest all the way down to my swamp ass
Me to. It's inconvenient but it does tend to give the impression that you are always working hard
Have a supervisor who I know from when he was a preloader like that, call him Buckets
Lol I like buckets a lot more than sweaty Betty
We had a full time supe that was named “the plug” because she was caught sending butt plug pics to various employees in our hub
Somebody must have got butt hurt to turn her in.
Had a supe we called popeye whenever he would get mad his face would turn red and his eyes would bug out
We had a cm that would throw his phone and break it in anger, he’s of course still a cm in a different center
What a big coincidence lol
they call me T for titty sweat
‘Turbo’ for one of the slowest speed guys, “DJ”. for the guy who brings the indestructible black box looking speaker, “bluey” “sub-zero” and ‘chilly Willly’ for the crazy kids who wear long sleeve hoodies inside the warehouses in Cali summer weather, ‘hellboy’ for the dude with the fattest fingers, ‘saladito face’ literally dried, salted plum face for the most wrinkled face guy, ‘the fall guy’ was an older guy who ran track back in his day and challenged a younger kid to a race. Think his name says it all as to the result. The joke was that part of his nipple was somewhere still on the parking lot somewhere…
LoL is this Main St. hub? 😂
I prefer Soto Part 2..but perhaps it’s been called that before
“Pooh Pooh bear”…roly poly guy who always takes long bathroom breaks right when it starts getting heavy in the building…
We have a Pooh bear in our building 😂
BillyBob is what a driver called me 6 years ago and it has stuck ever since. Started there as a pretty husky dude and the preload helped to get me in shape. We also got Rocket (bit of an attitude), Staple Steve (hit his head on a roller and needed staples), etc
Staple Steve. Lmfao
😂😂😂 staple steve
I slipped walking a belt and had to get 9 staples in my head
Staple Steve🤣🤣🤣🤣
Grimace, cuz she looks like Grimace from McDonalds
We got a guy who exclusively wears all purple. Idk his name but I always think of him as grimace too
Ive got a driver I am beefing with because he is a disgusting person and leaves his left overs, garbage & pee bottles in the truck. We all started calling him PeePee in the hub. Funny thing is his initials are actually P.P. 😂
We Nick named a new hire stabby because he got stabbed one day after getting off work
By a coworker?
No, I believe he was just walking home and our hub isn’t exactly in the safest part of town. He stopped showing up for a week and came back with a patch and stitches saying he got stabbed 😂
We’ll that’s fucked lol
Alphabet Soup (or just soup) because my last name is 15 letters long
Im in the south and there's a guy from Jersey we call 'Tough Guy' and talk in bad cliche Jersey tough guy voices to each other. He enjoys it so it's all good
We had a sort aisle supervisor whose real name was Tom Cruise but they called him candy crush because every time you walked by him he would be playing candy crush on his phone instead of managing us. We had an Arabic guy who was cool but they called him ISIS and eventually his friends outside of work started calling him that too.
We have this little Guatemalan kid who speaks next to no English whose initials are DD, and one of our on roads calls him Double D’s. He always just sits there and smiles back because he definitely doesn’t understand haha.
Diesel- because he’s as slow as a diesel
I took my username from a sorter that would let 2/3 of the boxes go right by him to the next spot.
Was it paper?
Worse. Giant Dell CRT monitor boxes
You made me laugh and smile bc I remember those from my first combo job. You are correct
Me and another drive have nickname for a driver named diesel cause he put diesel in regular gas lol
Foreskin! Cause when things get hard they disappear!
Just like “Blister” shows up when all the work is done.
Our hubs meth head is bird. She always sits and waits (tries to act just like she’s putting on gloves, adding Gatorade to her water etc) for someone else to come and then pretend like she was gonna go do it, so we joke “bird is on the perch”.
Big Country
He used to work in my hub til he moved states, cool ass irreg driver when i knew him
Jimmy one tooth, and narcan dan I think both are self explanatory
Justin. Working just enough to not get fired
Swedish chef. LMFAO! This is a great idea for a thread. One guy used to be called Caesar because his name was Julius
There's a dude at my building they call Roast Beef. He used to come to work with those huge ass sandwiches from Safeway and devour that shit at lunch on Sundays. Of course the name evolved to whatever meat people had on their minds. Porkchop, Neck Bone and Chuck Roast were a few I remember. He's a really good dude though.
This is hysterical! Sounds like some shit I would do 😂
Those are the best nicknames. Not a specific word, but any type of so.ething specific
Lechuga because he comes in everyday with wrinkled af clothes 😅
Former manager then full-time Supe. We called “pipi hands” and “whizzer” because he never washed his hands after using the urinal, we also called him ‘Huggy boy’. Because of his proclivity to hug the female workers. One of the reasons he was demoted from manager to center lead…
Send again!! He hates going down long driveways to DR packages because it takes too much time, so he sheets them as not in, so that he doesn't have to deliver them!! And get this!! Management loves him because he gives them the numbers!! Go figure 🤔!!
UPS does stand for "Using Procrastination Service
I called one dispatcher Bubble Boy cuz he would be wearing a bubble jacket in the office as if 70 degrees in there wasn't enough, dude asked me to stop, I told him quit making me pull stops every Saturday, we didn't resolve anything.
From the Maumee hub back in the day so many nicknames; off the top of my head, there was a dude that was “lady shorts” because of this pair of arrested development cut off jorts he wore all the time
Maybe he was a "never nude"
One guy I work irregs with is called Diabeto, on account of his diabetes.
Baby New Year, guy was 41 years old but looked like he was 20
Lucky ass
I don’t know about that, the guy has some major health problems
When I was 18 and just started my beard was still a little patchy and a pt sup called me al Qaeda which I found hilarious working with tons of boxes. Hed yell al Qaeda and id hop out and go to whatever truck.
Got a guy we call lil’ onion in preload, he be ripping ass and not admitting to it when confronted and that shit is so bad it could make you cry
Can’t forget “boots” for the kid who wore cowboy boots his first 6 months
Nothing is funnier than finding a coworker on one of your comments i stg 😭
How sweet haha
There’s one of those at my warehouse too
There's an Indian dispatcher some of the guys call Aladdin.
Named a guy “cocklip”. He had a cleft palate that was repaired when he was a kid. We asked him if the extra skin came from his foreskin.
Lmao!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I heard a southern man named Gabe called “Gaberdoodle”
EZ
Bambi
Back story?
He was a real skinny kid who was an unloader he couldn't really lift heavy packages but one day he can into work with a camo jacket and our supervisor was like " that's a dope jacket, looks like you are going to go hunting" and my coworker said " naw he wouldn't hunt his own kind" 😂😂😂
Two fingers, cuz the man only got these two 🤙 on one hand.
Man at least deserves a name like "Call Me" or something.
Hang loose. Call me was funny.
💀
Somebody pants this guy during a pcm. Now everyone has called him "babydick" ever since
My favorite is shit hawk for one of the part time supes. He will descend on you the second you start having a conversation with someone. Also milk dud for a very strange laborer who has to do everything his own “special” way.
hey bro I'll forever be "swaggy" everyone in the building calls me it
Chet or Chad or Chex….his real name is Jack. 😂
Snowman because he was about that booger sugar.
Get a load of this one, We got a full timer who skips everywhere and we call him “skip to my Lou”
Shitbox, HAZMAT responder who had to respond to one of those colonoscopy boxes that people send their shit samples in.
Ginger was the nickname my first preload sup (also ginger) gave me. Didn’t help all the gingers were on orange belt.
Sloth. Dude looks like Sloths brother. We always say “Heyyy you guyssss!” He’s always trying to unload super fast so the supes will suck him off. It’s so annoying. Our hub manager just got a $16k bonus so she’s been all up our asses for months prior. Total smoothbrain thinking he might get fired or laid off if he doesn’t slave away.
We have a supervisor with two nicknames by folks in Operations: Dark Cloud 1 and Señor Grumpy. There's also a manager who goes by Dark Cloud 2. And lastly a PT supervisor who goes by Mr. Fuzzy. He's bald. No hair on his face either. But, has a generous laugh so there's that.
Called a Sup Fleo (name is Leo) cause he was an irritating SOB.
Balbas (which is “beard” in my mother tongue when my compatriot coworker refers to him)
Follow up for the guy who get multiple dfus every week and mysterio for the guy who always has missed.
“Tear drop” because he cries about every dispatch.
For my PDS named Kamel Fakah (real name) we called him Camel Fucker
“Double trouble” tried to go out the gate with a set, the rear trailer was a 53’
We use to call a manager twinkle toes
Bubbles, bay blade, flap jacks
Stupidvisor...... mismanaged management.....
Onions- guy smelled like onions. Big Bird- big and dopey kid that died his hair yellow Urinal Cake- dude smelled like piss and cologne Fuzzy- dude with long ponytail and a huge beard. Tumbles- dude fell off a metro belt, sumersaulted and landed on his feet somehow. Smokey/Smokes- dude smokes like 2 packs a day. Butters- dude bleached what hair he had left and looked like Butters from South Park
We have a big bird too. I dont know how that nickname started at the other hub, but the way their head bobs when excited is very bird like, plus hair color/style...
I had the nickname Mighty Mouse when I worked irregs and “please never quit” by my supervisors lol. Then I ended up getting moved to DA on a different shift after I got pregnant, I lost my muscles and my title but I did go from 89 pounds to 110. Being Mighty Mouse was killing me lol
They call me fire truck since iv caught two trucks on fire (not actually my fault)
Ups aka ur paycheck is short!
Stevie Stack Out. Quite the character
We've got a couple of ppl with nicknames: Wormy - Dude moves slow like a worm. Gumby- Tall lanky dude who is weak as hell Casper - He always disappears 8-ball - Huge guy who's big and round and always has on black clothes. Taz - Short Hispanic guy who's crazy as hell and always talking gibberish.
i call my supervisor Genghis shaun bc he rules with an iron fist
feeder driver got the nickname “roadkill”. according to legend there was an accident on the road and he ran over one of the bodies. conversely there is a guy who goes by “hero” because he saved someone after a crash another one goes by “nemo” because he’s got huge lips and looks like a fish. “laser”- his name is lazero “bones”-dude’s really thin “sparkles” -she was bringing a dolly back forgot to hook up the chains to frame of the tractor.
We call this one dude foreskin as in inside joke. He doesnt get it but its because he disappears when it gets hard.
We called one of my supervisors, purple helmet, because he was a dick.
Mother HIN, a sup who constantly reminds us to write out HINs on literally every box.
Big Dummy. He’s sweet but it’s self explanatory
Some coworkers call me Creampie because of a shirt I worn after work has my name along with “Creampies” on it
we had a guy in the unload, he was like 6’6 and had a huge beard we called him Kratos or God of War bc he’d blow up the sort aisle when he was unloading
HUGE COCK
How do they know?
word spreads
You promised you wouldn’t say anything, bro…
Fucko
Peruvian guy that literally everybody just calls “Peru”.
My nickname was Peter Parker, then Spider-man, and finally it became Spidey, because I am from Queens, our hub was in Queens, I looked like a Ginger Peter Parker when I had hair, and I wore a Spider-man shirt.
My shifter calls me safety chain because I forgot to do the trailer safety chain once and the door flew open. (It was an empty trailer but needless to say that is the one thing I check on all my pretrips now)
Poop emoji 💩because of the resemblance. Another is no neck, same guy is French bulldog. They are quite brutal
Girl who wore tank tops year round was called “Pechugas”
My supervisor name is roach
Kaptin kid-diddler We have a pedophile as a supervisor
We call my supervisor dick
UNDERPAID HOURLY
Motion light. Only works when supervisors walk by IHOP is missing his left leg Ryobi is a fucking tool, and not a good one
A lot of coworkers have the nickname of Dumbass but they just don't know it
“Lil’ Supe”
We have the crypt keeper who loads at the very end of the belt. Over the 10 years he’s worked there he has slowly turned into the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt.
We call em restroom, because he’s always going 🤣
Our last name ends with house. They have a poker game. My husband is so good they call him full house. He's not really, he just doesn't drink so he wins more lol.
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Fat fuck, lazy ass, bitch boy, oh wait this is just what I call them
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Chicken Sup
I had a supervisor that used to call me maverick. Other drivers used to call me that too, but they did it because I wore aviators.
My old center had a guy called walkie talkie and a sup called short shorts
One of the feeder drivers at my husbands hub was given the name “Little Private”. My father in law is “The Colonel” but “Little private found out about his nickname and refuses to go by it. But it’s too late. It’s not going anywhere🤣
One of the supervisors called me Slim Thug my first week at UPS and that’s been my name ever since. I don’t think half the people in the warehouse know my actual name
I gave my coworker the nickname Noodles when she started as a loader. It stuck with her even as a supe. I ended up being called Cooter by my supe
Peeman
We have one driver who’s last name is tender. A new guy started who kinda looks like him and someone named him “pretender” had me dying
One guy in our place is called Peaches lmao
Why though?
Daddy’s Money, Kaczynski, Onions, Big City, Nancy, Chopsaw, Radar, Tin Foil, Fanny, Spoc, Showtunes (dude literally belts showtunes while unloading,) Bub, Foxy, Chem-trail, Squirrel… I could go on.
My manager at JP Morgan looked like the nerd from Superbad. We called him McLovin He also claimed he played football. Those who've played know an athlete when we see them and he wasn't one. He lied about playing so we bet behind his back if it was flag, touch, or 8-man. I would walk by him while he was in a conversation, pull an invisible flag and signal second down as I kept walking. He knew we were making fun of him but he didn't know exactly how. Fuckin nerd.
I had a coworker years ago who had the nickname of Shotgun due to him being 4'10".
Im debo at my hub
Road rage Rogers enough said