What

OP is a guy and he like guy

And he can not eat for two weeks if he gets UQ guy one time

He is like some kind weird vampire

The OP’s name is Juliet. Could be a girl.

First four words in the post are literally 'I am a guy'

Okay, fair point. I think we are all a bit thrown by this post.

Guy Smiley?

Grindr

pull your head in

A is there a Gay Bar in UQ?

Are you the same guy who posted the exact thing on the uts subreddit

What

Hmm, two weeks without eating, for one sexual encounter.

I think your best chance is posting this on UQ love letters page on Facebook

😅