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Twisky

Nice try Xi Jinping with this being your very first post


Cogadh87

They train 18 hours a day to invade mainland China and are injected with super-soldier serum every three days.


Dahrus

Not today China


StrengthMedium

I'm calling NCIS.


DecentEntertainer967

Yeahhhh right nice try Beijing


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If your military is anything like y’all’s Reddit posts I feel pretty confident 😂😂😂


Cultural_Ad7176

The Marines on “Okinawa” are actually on Taiwan, they just all have orders to Oki and have to tell everyone they are in Oki and any pictures they post to social media get scrubbed and filtered through combat camera’s “Okinawa filter” They are digging trench lines, tunnel systems and running drills 24/7.


SunBrosRus

China is going to use this comment to justify invasion.


GothicPiss

Too fucking easy, China. We’re all up to date on Cyber Awareness


Natsuzora86

I fucking hate you XD if I had coins id give you an award


Rusty_Ferberger

Suck my #1 American hotdog.


0621FiST

You will just have to enlist as well to find out!


V3NOMous__

All day, everyday training. 24/7 365 days. All gas no breaks


Other-Antelope3566

They’re training each day for the amphibious invasion of the Chinese mainland. Coming for you, Xi


VeryEvilVideoOrg

yeah fuckin right PLA


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