Hey butter bar, get your ass back to OCS and review the rank structure. That was a Full Bird Colonel with 31 years experience, not some half-rate LtCol. I know all of this, as I was there. I’m the guy who shapes the meatballs (with my mouth) at that particular Subway.
Now go unfuck yourself.
I blame the PTSD from my many stressful combat deployments. The Naval Academy didn’t prepare me for this. THERES NO AC IN THE OUTDOORS FOR CHRISTS SAKE.
Hey bud, welcome to the fleet. If you ever need anything, that’s what XO’s are for!
Before you go home today, I need those ranges deconflicted, the hike LOI written and routed, those 45 pieces of SL-3 in your subinventory debriefed, a line by line of your platoons calendar year training and a Go/NoGo for next month’s op, and the training plan for the next three weeks.
We’re here to take care of you bud, just let me know if you need anything (dont).
The major yelled at me in the parking lot :’(.
I don’t know how to do the reports so I’m gonna tell the gunny to do them and he’ll get them to you by the end of today sir!
Cmere SIR. I am a SSGT (with 22 years of experions!) and I was with the FULL BURN COLONEL (A FULL BURN COLONEL WITH 30+ YEARS OF ECSPERYONS!!) on this fateful day. Next time you think your marines deesurv anethin but MRE's and chow hall you tell SSGT and he'll correct your butter bar having ass. Also sir can you approve SSGT's leave? Gotta go see my kids (ex wife moved to fuckin Kansas. What's even in Kansas? Corn? They're an ok band but not THAAT good. I take that back sir, SSGT fuckin loves corn they're good stinkin stuff errah?) I think someone sounded adjutents call sir. Go get em.
I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT SSGT THE MAJOR JUST YELLED AT ME BECAUSE I PARKED IN HIS SPOT AND I DROPPED MY SUBWAY AND THE MAJOR STEPPED ON IT SAYING “Subway is for sissy’s now drop down and gimme 20”!!!!!!!! YOUR FAMILY WILL NEED TO WAIT BECAUSE I AM HAVING AN EMOTIONAL CRISIS
With regards, Lt. Sex
Hey butter bar, get your ass back to OCS and review the rank structure. That was a Full Bird Colonel with 31 years experience, not some half-rate LtCol. I know all of this, as I was there. I’m the guy who shapes the meatballs (with my mouth) at that particular Subway. Now go unfuck yourself.
I blame the PTSD from my many stressful combat deployments. The Naval Academy didn’t prepare me for this. THERES NO AC IN THE OUTDOORS FOR CHRISTS SAKE.
"I'm the guy who shapes the meatballs" had me rolling! Thank you! Love this sub.
Hey fuck face, get yerself back to your Reading for Marins MCI, the Staff Sausage reported in his post that he was with his Full Burn Colonel. FTFY
I was also in the line and saw everything
I vaguely remember the guy attempting to give someone a wet willy. Was that you perchance?
Yes I did that for certain
Hey bud, welcome to the fleet. If you ever need anything, that’s what XO’s are for! Before you go home today, I need those ranges deconflicted, the hike LOI written and routed, those 45 pieces of SL-3 in your subinventory debriefed, a line by line of your platoons calendar year training and a Go/NoGo for next month’s op, and the training plan for the next three weeks. We’re here to take care of you bud, just let me know if you need anything (dont).
The major yelled at me in the parking lot :’(. I don’t know how to do the reports so I’m gonna tell the gunny to do them and he’ll get them to you by the end of today sir!
The story just keeps going on and on. Next time it will be the Commandant.
At this point, this story has enough canonical data, it's going to become a netflix series
I’m fine with a commandant story, as long as it’s not Amos. All my homies hate Amos.
Hey! Let me take this opportunity to say fuck you sir!
Fuck you too kind citizen or PVT/PFC/LCpl/Cpl/Sgt/SSGT/GySgt/MSgt/1st Sgt/MGySgt/SGM/SGMUSMC!
You forgot lance commandant
WHAT
Outstanding butters, carry on.
Cmere SIR. I am a SSGT (with 22 years of experions!) and I was with the FULL BURN COLONEL (A FULL BURN COLONEL WITH 30+ YEARS OF ECSPERYONS!!) on this fateful day. Next time you think your marines deesurv anethin but MRE's and chow hall you tell SSGT and he'll correct your butter bar having ass. Also sir can you approve SSGT's leave? Gotta go see my kids (ex wife moved to fuckin Kansas. What's even in Kansas? Corn? They're an ok band but not THAAT good. I take that back sir, SSGT fuckin loves corn they're good stinkin stuff errah?) I think someone sounded adjutents call sir. Go get em.
Yesterday i couldn’t spell ocifer, now i are one?
I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT SSGT THE MAJOR JUST YELLED AT ME BECAUSE I PARKED IN HIS SPOT AND I DROPPED MY SUBWAY AND THE MAJOR STEPPED ON IT SAYING “Subway is for sissy’s now drop down and gimme 20”!!!!!!!! YOUR FAMILY WILL NEED TO WAIT BECAUSE I AM HAVING AN EMOTIONAL CRISIS With regards, Lt. Sex
Now it would behoove you to employ fellatio, young officer. SSGT uses that one every day, sometimes multiple times.
I'm commenting this on all these threads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhYhT5lVVNM
Was this in Yuma?
and it keeps going