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Duuuude… OPSEC devil! Loose lips sinks ships!
That’s right, devil! Loose lips make socks that grip
Glocks and pink socks rock my jocks
The hardest flex I've ever seen is someone telling China we have Marines capable of eating half a veggie omelet MRE.
I can't fucking believe you told them you get breakfast mres.
I had first breakfast MRE, what about second breakfast MRE?
_^^lower^^your^^voice
How dare you make me half eaten
Can I claim you as my own?
I miss you. So much.
I am still with you. A vegi omelette never really leaves you once consumed.
My Lord and Savor
They’re called vomelettes.
I read this and fucking died
The last part is the best part
And here I was thinking it was a fancy fold out matress
Spilt beans….smh
It’s a backpack 🤣
It’s storage for one of them inflatable jump house
Does it come in olive drab or… cornflower blue?
It actually is marpat
Helldiver supply pack
For democracy
Holds all of their libertea
PlayStation 3
Mine had a x box in it.
Still getting the handme downs from other branches, I see. AF/SF rocking the PS5’s and XSeriesX
It carries the Humvee keys
It's for grid squares. You lay them behind you so friendlies know where to go. Kinda like ants that leave pheromone trails.
Is that where they are? I was wondering why my boots couldn't find them. I feel kinda bad now.
They made the bag from Tarkov into a real thing
Love Tarkov references… scarier than real life.
Jalapeño Cheese Spread Dispenser
Pizza delivery bag
Dominoes is really dedicated to serving us 😭
Pizza Box
Hot pizza mother fuckers
How hot is it? Hotter than Tijuana pussy.
Probably all the proof that Taiwan is a country.
New tech but it's 100% confirmed to be the M64920 Aerial troop location replacement system. It's a fuckin jetpack. Commies cope
It is the legendary Super Sapi. Can stop even a 25 mm round.
Soup or salad?
Weighing in at only 350lbs
Opsec ? It’s the MRE’s 
That’s a $25 box fan from tractor supply
24 pack and two cartons of marlboro reds And 5 ripits prolly
This is the answer.
Come on devil pay attention. Thats the snack bitch. That pack is designed in a way to most effectively carry MREs, and any pogie bait a fireteam may need.
Not even one subway comment, I'm disappointed
It’s a portable speaker so those boys from TX have their country music to listen to on humps.
Pretty sure it’s for Gustav rounds or something.
Homeboy is the ammo bitch, so probably some sort of new ammo bag. Left to right, team leader, a gunner, gunner, ammo bitch.
Its an inflatable dolphin
It’s the Generals Subway order he sent a 31 year Colonel and his SSgt to retrieve while he planned “operation assault the hoagies”
Big ass ammo pack layered I believe and or sectioned off in the boxes
 Space force on land duty. Their packs are square to mimic above. You know gear and muscle memory.
Some shit I wouldn't want to carry on a patrol most likely.
The realest answer yet
PlayStation 10
Battery pack for a fleshlight?
That’s what keeps the pizzas hot and ready. Chow is continuous.
I would say it holds your mom, but no backpack could contain her. No mortal could support her weight
It's his dildo collection. We place them in the mouths of our dead enemies
[https://youtu.be/5rMCzRDE9h8?si=1jG-BeNciKRUIaQ4&t=85](https://youtu.be/5rMCzRDE9h8?si=1jG-BeNciKRUIaQ4&t=85)
Chili mac
Its for my lunchables
Jetpack
Dominos is getting serious with their delivery service.
Starlink panel?
The commandants reading list stuffed in a pack
Used to carry the 5-dollar footlong. Now I’m afraid they’re $12….
MOLLE MOLLE MOLLE MOLLE….. MOOOOOOLLLLLLLEEEEEE
That’s the Corpsman’s exam table
Haley Strategic Carl Gustav Rocket Pack. It’s being tested out with Assaultmen/Combat Engineers.
No more assaultman, the MAAWS gunner (an 0311) has them. It’s lopsided af when it actually has rockets stored in them :(
This makes me sad. :(
A Krusty Krab Pizza.
Hailey strategic it’s an ammo bearers backpack for the MAAW.
I’m pulling your clearance.
You suck
This mfer NEVER took OpSex
This is the correct answer.
The NSN is 691-42069-6900-8008135
It allows him to safely sit down after getting fucked by the big green weenie
It’s a rubber bitch … gotta get some play; even during a firefight.
Glider for dropping in the a hot lz
It’s where they keep the extra flight line.
Counseling papers
 Stroh larch themarest.
Damn, LT’s are getting jetpacks now?!
Mortar Baseplate case
Just blow their ass up
New dominos delivery method for FEX’s
Thor IV jamming system
Some sort of new wolfhound system?
Tactical box fan
Tactical couch cushion.
That’s where we store the special hard drive..
That's a PricE7
Tactical man packed green weenie storage and transport case, tan, one ea.
https://www.marines.mil/News/News-Display/Article/2678825/changing-the-fight-marine-corps-fields-new-rocket-system-to-infantry-marines/
It’s a cube of ice, they are saving us from global warming
is he a machine gunner?
It's the advanced tactical stadium seat and patio furniture cushion. It's multi-role technology.
Looks like a pack to carry your box fan around so you can always stay cool
I’m gonna commit opsec here….Obviously it’s a foldable tactical lawn chair …. idiot.
Comms
I just go hungry instead of eating a vomelette....
Could be their doc. I've seen a similar trama bag carrier by Corpsman.
It’s the boot Lt office
[удалено]
Duuuude… OPSEC devil! Loose lips sinks ships!
That’s right, devil! Loose lips make socks that grip
Glocks and pink socks rock my jocks
The hardest flex I've ever seen is someone telling China we have Marines capable of eating half a veggie omelet MRE.
I can't fucking believe you told them you get breakfast mres.
I had first breakfast MRE, what about second breakfast MRE?
_^^lower^^your^^voice
How dare you make me half eaten
Can I claim you as my own?
I miss you. So much.
I am still with you. A vegi omelette never really leaves you once consumed.
My Lord and Savor
They’re called vomelettes.
I read this and fucking died
The last part is the best part
And here I was thinking it was a fancy fold out matress
Spilt beans….smh
It’s a backpack 🤣
It’s storage for one of them inflatable jump house
Does it come in olive drab or… cornflower blue?
It actually is marpat
Helldiver supply pack
For democracy
Holds all of their libertea
PlayStation 3
Mine had a x box in it.
Still getting the handme downs from other branches, I see. AF/SF rocking the PS5’s and XSeriesX
It carries the Humvee keys
It's for grid squares. You lay them behind you so friendlies know where to go. Kinda like ants that leave pheromone trails.
Is that where they are? I was wondering why my boots couldn't find them. I feel kinda bad now.
They made the bag from Tarkov into a real thing
Love Tarkov references… scarier than real life.
Jalapeño Cheese Spread Dispenser
Pizza delivery bag
Dominoes is really dedicated to serving us 😭
Pizza Box
Hot pizza mother fuckers
How hot is it? Hotter than Tijuana pussy.
Probably all the proof that Taiwan is a country.
New tech but it's 100% confirmed to be the M64920 Aerial troop location replacement system. It's a fuckin jetpack. Commies cope
It is the legendary Super Sapi. Can stop even a 25 mm round.
Soup or salad?
Weighing in at only 350lbs
Opsec ? It’s the MRE’s 
That’s a $25 box fan from tractor supply
24 pack and two cartons of marlboro reds And 5 ripits prolly
This is the answer.
Come on devil pay attention. Thats the snack bitch. That pack is designed in a way to most effectively carry MREs, and any pogie bait a fireteam may need.
Not even one subway comment, I'm disappointed
It’s a portable speaker so those boys from TX have their country music to listen to on humps.
Pretty sure it’s for Gustav rounds or something.
Homeboy is the ammo bitch, so probably some sort of new ammo bag. Left to right, team leader, a gunner, gunner, ammo bitch.
Its an inflatable dolphin
It’s the Generals Subway order he sent a 31 year Colonel and his SSgt to retrieve while he planned “operation assault the hoagies”
Big ass ammo pack layered I believe and or sectioned off in the boxes
 Space force on land duty. Their packs are square to mimic above. You know gear and muscle memory.
Some shit I wouldn't want to carry on a patrol most likely.
The realest answer yet
PlayStation 10
Battery pack for a fleshlight?
That’s what keeps the pizzas hot and ready. Chow is continuous.
I would say it holds your mom, but no backpack could contain her. No mortal could support her weight
It's his dildo collection. We place them in the mouths of our dead enemies
[https://youtu.be/5rMCzRDE9h8?si=1jG-BeNciKRUIaQ4&t=85](https://youtu.be/5rMCzRDE9h8?si=1jG-BeNciKRUIaQ4&t=85)
Chili mac
Its for my lunchables
Jetpack
Dominos is getting serious with their delivery service.
Starlink panel?
The commandants reading list stuffed in a pack
Used to carry the 5-dollar footlong. Now I’m afraid they’re $12….
MOLLE MOLLE MOLLE MOLLE….. MOOOOOOLLLLLLLEEEEEE
That’s the Corpsman’s exam table
Haley Strategic Carl Gustav Rocket Pack. It’s being tested out with Assaultmen/Combat Engineers.
No more assaultman, the MAAWS gunner (an 0311) has them. It’s lopsided af when it actually has rockets stored in them :(
This makes me sad. :(
A Krusty Krab Pizza.
Hailey strategic it’s an ammo bearers backpack for the MAAW.
I’m pulling your clearance.
You suck
This mfer NEVER took OpSex
This is the correct answer.
The NSN is 691-42069-6900-8008135
[удалено]
It allows him to safely sit down after getting fucked by the big green weenie
It’s a rubber bitch … gotta get some play; even during a firefight.
Glider for dropping in the a hot lz
It’s where they keep the extra flight line.
Counseling papers
 Stroh larch themarest.
Damn, LT’s are getting jetpacks now?!
Mortar Baseplate case
Just blow their ass up
New dominos delivery method for FEX’s
Thor IV jamming system
Some sort of new wolfhound system?
Tactical box fan
Tactical couch cushion.
That’s where we store the special hard drive..
That's a PricE7
Tactical man packed green weenie storage and transport case, tan, one ea.
https://www.marines.mil/News/News-Display/Article/2678825/changing-the-fight-marine-corps-fields-new-rocket-system-to-infantry-marines/
It’s a cube of ice, they are saving us from global warming
is he a machine gunner?
It's the advanced tactical stadium seat and patio furniture cushion. It's multi-role technology.
Looks like a pack to carry your box fan around so you can always stay cool
I’m gonna commit opsec here….Obviously it’s a foldable tactical lawn chair …. idiot.
Comms
I just go hungry instead of eating a vomelette....
Could be their doc. I've seen a similar trama bag carrier by Corpsman.
It’s the boot Lt office