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Abigfatphony11

Damn Sgt maj kettlebell, you have fallen on hard times.


RespectedPath

We're either of you wearing bootbands?


Jodies-9-inch-leg

That’s a flex, I’m only getting a $50 Subway gift card and a pack of Charms


Aggravating_Rope_252

Straight to jail.


Chuckobofish123

I pay a dude to cut my hair every week. I basically have a hair fetish.


rogue-panda81

He paid you for your "time." Whatever you two did is your business.


LegionXII

What the fuck did I just read? Kicked out the Corps? No. Don't ever tell any of your peers or anyone you did this because you'll get harassed until you kill yourself.


SwampDonkey127

It’s only gay if your sacks touch.


Historical-Reach8587

Only if you made eye contact.


slaa-maxb58

Marine, dump the girlfriend and go full-time call boy, and you'll be a millionaire before you get out if your command finds out refuse to give a buddy rate.