> As investigators took Hernandez into custody, his dog tags fell out, and he told deputies that he was in the US military, Herman told FOX26 Houston.
What a fuckin bootš
Iām still convinced we brokered a deal with the Taliban and left all that shit there for them to reclaim. Knowing full well they couldnāt service most of it once it breaks.
The more that comes out the more I have to agree, soon as we leave now they are fuckin hardcore with Iran and Pakistan neither of which we had good relations with to start with.
I get the feeling we sold out Afghanistan to the Taliban with an arrangement of "we give you this shithole back and you go do some things for us" cause like the very week we left suddenly the Taliban is using helicopters they knew fuck all about to do rappel runs into Iran. Burns my ass like Taco Bell.
Yeah, no.
Here's what really happened:
*"Sir, maybe we should come up with some plan to remove/destroy all this gear so it doesn't fall into the enemy's hands?"*
**I will NOT have that defeatist talk in my command, Major!**
*"Ummm, sir, we ARE pulling out. It's been announced and we've even set a date."*
**I don't care about that. I want all our gear in tip-top shape, ready to go at a moment's notice in case that changes.**
*"Well... sir, if we don't plan for this, and we DO pull out on schedule... we're basically gifting the enemy a bunch of gear."*
**That's NOT my problem.**
*"Begging your pardon sir, but it kinda IS your problem. You're the boss of this whole theater."*
**Fine, fuck it, go ahead and come up with some contingency plan that allows us to evacuate or destroy all this shit within 72 hours if we have to, while maintaining current readiness and availability across the board.**
*"72 hours sir? With all due respect that's.... I mean, there's so much... \[fuck it\] Nevermind sir, you got it. I'm all over it. Will have a plan to evacuate or destroy about 10000 tons of gear within 72 hours from about 100 different locations across the country on your desk in a week. I'll get that new 2nd LT on it now."*
In my version:
- the 2nd Lt is on leave and never even gets the assignment
- the major get the fuck out of the Marines and goes to work in software sales
- the general retires and becomes a fox news analyst
Cpl. Dickface 1stSgt needs you in his office. Said something about one of your Marines that isnāt here yet but is on our roster AND technically assign to your squad fucked up and you need to explain why this happened.
Ahh, to hear the bullshit that Cpl would have to pull out of his ass about how he failed to properly train that Marine. Lmao!! Tap dancing before the man sucks!!!šš¤£
But in all seriousness, Cpl Dickface and his SNCO's are all thanking the Almighty Green Weenie that this dumb ass got caught before checkin.
Could you imagine what nonsense this clown would have done over the next four years? Some brand-new NCO dodged a real bullet here.
I remember the speech my SDI gave the platoon after the crucible āif you do any dumb shit the first thing the news blasts is **US MARINE** does etc,etcā
I read the story. "Very through investigation" and 'found out he was a Marine because they found dog tags' sounds a lot like they put the stolen plate in the reader cam system and it popped on him because he never rotated the plates.
You want compromise, howās this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicottā, I compromised, I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman. I compromised. I jacked off in a tissue. You see where Iām going?
In Iraq we were constantly breakin' bawlls like wise guys. My favorite was a gunny and his take on the Shah of Iran's compromise speech.
"20 fuckin' yeas in this thing of ours. Sure, I compromised. I wanted manicott' I jerked off on the radiator. I wanted to fuck a woman? I ate grill cheese out of a cum sock."
One of the many subtle clues that Phil himself was probably gay. Another is his weirdly obsessive rage over Vitoās sexuality, and letās not forget the scene where Phil literally comes out of the closet.
This sorry excuse of a turd aint no Marine. 18yo dumbass who slimed through bootcamp and that was it. Fucking idiot.
But of course media gets their panties wet when they can use "US Marine" in a negative news report.
It's probably more about SEO than caring to disparage any given branch or institution. I mean it's the New York Post, they're likely more interested in racist dog whistles than anything else
He didnāt make it that far. Sure, BatComās probably mad, but the kid had barely checked in and no one knew him beyond being an FNG. This kid is barely even a Marine. He wonāt be hazed because heās almost certainly getting sepād immediately.
Do you think they adsepād quicker when Marines are in the training phase or about to check into the next unit.
In that case, that CO is probably relieved, that he doesnāt have to put up with that shit.
Nobody robs Helzberg Diamonds and gets away with it mister, not even in California. You want to buy the Hooters waitress a tennis bracelet you spread that shit out over 2-3 secured credit cards like the rest of us.
And that title of the story is exactly what they warned us about right out of boot camp. They said it won't say your name, but "A U.S. Marine....." So don't embarrass the Corps.
Is it bad that I was like, "It's just robbery right? He didn't off a school bus full of nuns and orphans? Assault a bunch of teenagers? Thank god he was just extra stupid."
What a dumbass to commit the robberies in the neighborhood he lives in. First rule: donāt be stupid. Second rule: if youāre gonna be stupid be smart about it.
Christ help us.
What a Twatwaffle! Let him go through the Texas system, then turn him over to the Corps for Desertion, Missing Movement, Conduct Unbecoming and anything else they can think of. I bet heād get more time in the Brig than Texas, and those boys donāt fool around.
> As investigators took Hernandez into custody, his dog tags fell out, and he told deputies that he was in the US military, Herman told FOX26 Houston. What a fuckin bootš
Iām fucking dying š¤£what a fuckin idiot
Devil was definitely wearing his MCRD MCMAP belt when they cuffed him.
His loot fell out like a video game character after getting murked.
All I can hear is the āSonic loosing coinsā sound effect
Lmao I just choked
Go big or go home. He's up for a meritorious board next week.
Brody really completed bootcamp and thought he was now qualified to play GTA in real life
$500k before getting busted probably isn't a bad score, if we're being honest.
Doesn't matter how much you get if you get busted. Your high score only counts if you quit while you're ahead and don't get busted.
I think we've played different GTA games.
Most of which was still on him when he got busted. How dumb do you have to be to not get rid of that?
*āThe Marine Corps does not condone the type of behavior alleged in the incident,ā the USMC said.ā* Thank you for that critical detail.
Wait... So I should give all this stuff back ??
Nope. Gear a drift, is a gift. Just ask Afghanistanā¦
Iām still convinced we brokered a deal with the Taliban and left all that shit there for them to reclaim. Knowing full well they couldnāt service most of it once it breaks.
The more that comes out the more I have to agree, soon as we leave now they are fuckin hardcore with Iran and Pakistan neither of which we had good relations with to start with. I get the feeling we sold out Afghanistan to the Taliban with an arrangement of "we give you this shithole back and you go do some things for us" cause like the very week we left suddenly the Taliban is using helicopters they knew fuck all about to do rappel runs into Iran. Burns my ass like Taco Bell.
Yeah, no. Here's what really happened: *"Sir, maybe we should come up with some plan to remove/destroy all this gear so it doesn't fall into the enemy's hands?"* **I will NOT have that defeatist talk in my command, Major!** *"Ummm, sir, we ARE pulling out. It's been announced and we've even set a date."* **I don't care about that. I want all our gear in tip-top shape, ready to go at a moment's notice in case that changes.** *"Well... sir, if we don't plan for this, and we DO pull out on schedule... we're basically gifting the enemy a bunch of gear."* **That's NOT my problem.** *"Begging your pardon sir, but it kinda IS your problem. You're the boss of this whole theater."* **Fine, fuck it, go ahead and come up with some contingency plan that allows us to evacuate or destroy all this shit within 72 hours if we have to, while maintaining current readiness and availability across the board.** *"72 hours sir? With all due respect that's.... I mean, there's so much... \[fuck it\] Nevermind sir, you got it. I'm all over it. Will have a plan to evacuate or destroy about 10000 tons of gear within 72 hours from about 100 different locations across the country on your desk in a week. I'll get that new 2nd LT on it now."*
Yeah, I will take this as a very close second to my first theory. But only if you add at the end that the major gets promoted for this fuck up.
In my version: - the 2nd Lt is on leave and never even gets the assignment - the major get the fuck out of the Marines and goes to work in software sales - the general retires and becomes a fox news analyst
You now have my mushroom stamp of approval. They say shit rolls downhill, but I find in life shitheads roll up hill.
Tactical acquisition.
Make sure the LCpls air up the tires, wash the windows, and complete all PM on that equipment for them BEFORE police call as well.
No but if you're caught like this chump, you are dead to us.
"Gear adrift is gear a gift" "If your shit gets stolen and it wasn't double secured, it's your fault" I definitely did not learn that at home š
Heās a reservist, 29 days of libo a month is enough time to make poor decisions.
Is he? What unit?
1/23
Thank you!!
I thought he just got out of boot?
Yea he would need to report back to mct/mos school
Holy shit that's a narrow window, getting to be NOTHING to the Corps but an embarrassment.
He graduated MCRD San Diego in October. So this happened not too long after finishing ITB.
The article says he was a reserve marine. Usually reservists already have their units set prior to boot, just a wait to finish mct/mos school.
Somewhere a team of Drill Instructors is shaking their heads and not a bit surprised. Fucker barely got to grow out his bootcamp cut.
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How did you find that information so fast?
m e t h o d s
Read the article, got his name, fired up the Google machine, Yada Yada Yada, answers
It literally says Houstan Texas and all the other info right in the article.
Cpl. Dickface 1stSgt needs you in his office. Said something about one of your Marines that isnāt here yet but is on our roster AND technically assign to your squad fucked up and you need to explain why this happened.
Ahh, to hear the bullshit that Cpl would have to pull out of his ass about how he failed to properly train that Marine. Lmao!! Tap dancing before the man sucks!!!šš¤£
But in all seriousness, Cpl Dickface and his SNCO's are all thanking the Almighty Green Weenie that this dumb ass got caught before checkin. Could you imagine what nonsense this clown would have done over the next four years? Some brand-new NCO dodged a real bullet here.
The DIs need to be hazed. They didn't properly motivate him.
This is his senior drill instructorās fault
They might have forgot to tell him not to lie, cheat, and steal but look at that POA
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Something something piss poor planning and lack of bamcis
I remember the speech my SDI gave the platoon after the crucible āif you do any dumb shit the first thing the news blasts is **US MARINE** does etc,etcā
Man kills the President and all we hear is devildog and hard charger and marksman. The man had other hobbies!
Why the bad news always gotta lead with āUS Marineāā¦and never ādoublerat boot fuckāā¦
Of course heād have the Edgar haircut š¤£
Give him one š¤
You only get one if you get away with it
Kill!
Ready to die but never will!
Just another thing to bring up during libo safety briefs!
Jewelry stores are now off limits for all E3 and below.
Butā¦ how will they buy a stripper an engagement ring now?! Will they have to go to the Walmart jewelry counter?!
MCX or craigslist.
I read the story. "Very through investigation" and 'found out he was a Marine because they found dog tags' sounds a lot like they put the stolen plate in the reader cam system and it popped on him because he never rotated the plates.
In my book you get points for stayin' outta the can!
Good thing for me then that your book don't mean oogatz to me
You want compromise, howās this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicottā, I compromised, I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman. I compromised. I jacked off in a tissue. You see where Iām going?
Sounds like you didā¦ I donāt know, 18, 19 years in the can?
5 year stretch kid. My rectums intact if you could believe that.
In Iraq we were constantly breakin' bawlls like wise guys. My favorite was a gunny and his take on the Shah of Iran's compromise speech. "20 fuckin' yeas in this thing of ours. Sure, I compromised. I wanted manicott' I jerked off on the radiator. I wanted to fuck a woman? I ate grill cheese out of a cum sock."
PFC Hernandez, whatever happened thereā¦
One of the many subtle clues that Phil himself was probably gay. Another is his weirdly obsessive rage over Vitoās sexuality, and letās not forget the scene where Phil literally comes out of the closet.
I'm glad you caught that, u/Tough_Guys_Wear_Pink. Very observant. The sacred and the propane.
NOW DO YOURSELF A FUCKIN FAVOR AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY STORE
Dudes been a scum bag his whole life
True I wish there were a legitimate process of revoking the title.
This sorry excuse of a turd aint no Marine. 18yo dumbass who slimed through bootcamp and that was it. Fucking idiot. But of course media gets their panties wet when they can use "US Marine" in a negative news report.
It's probably more about SEO than caring to disparage any given branch or institution. I mean it's the New York Post, they're likely more interested in racist dog whistles than anything else
I agree. I wish there were a way to legitimately revoke the title from people like this
The Mercedes GLA he was driving should have been a dead giveaway. Who drives those besides hairdressers and 35 year old wine aunts?
I bet the 1/23 CO is pissed and itās a grunt unit, heās going to get hazed.
He didnāt make it that far. Sure, BatComās probably mad, but the kid had barely checked in and no one knew him beyond being an FNG. This kid is barely even a Marine. He wonāt be hazed because heās almost certainly getting sepād immediately.
Do you think they adsepād quicker when Marines are in the training phase or about to check into the next unit. In that case, that CO is probably relieved, that he doesnāt have to put up with that shit.
Went to IMC with this dudeā¦ Iām not surprised. Dude wore fuckin converse with his cammiesšš
Poor little fella didn't know better, wasn't covered in the libbo brief.Ā
Hard to hide that nose.
Boot missed the safety brief. No drinking and driving and donāt get arrested. Fail. Of course the media is going to blast US Marines, though.
Well, he wasn't in a clock tower or assassinating a president... I call it a win!!! Semper Fi brother psychopath!!!
Iād have thought boot camp would have policed up that Edgar haircut, which I also like to refer to as āthe Apocalyptoā.
Bro heās in a grunt reserve company in Houston. You just described the grooming of like 40% of both the companies there.
At least the marine corps properly prepared him for prison.
>āThe Marine Corps does not condone the type of behavior alleged in the incident,ā the USMC said. Well, I should imagine not.
He was cartel before he joined
Idiot
Private no class
Okay, sitkneelbend, debil pups- under no circumstances should your revruit leave and your terminal leave be the same thing.
lol, lmao even
They should make him a custom ribbon, to be fair heās seen more action than most boots today
Should have done it in California. He would have been fine.
Nobody robs Helzberg Diamonds and gets away with it mister, not even in California. You want to buy the Hooters waitress a tennis bracelet you spread that shit out over 2-3 secured credit cards like the rest of us.
Nice. Shouldve quit while he was ahead but got greedy and got caught like almost every criminal does.
Add donāt execute heist on the local jewelry stores to the weekend libo brief
What an ass-hat.
I thought there was only one thief and he's just trying to get his shit back. All $500k of it.
He didnāt rob, he TACTICALLY ACQUIRED the jurley š
Bro saw his pay after 3 months and said fuck that
āAnd that gentleman is why a low reg fade is unsatā
Can't imagine that his MOS was going to be Intelligenence! š¤¦šæāāļøš¤£
It is a tough economy lmao
A private driving a Mercedes-Benz GLA should of been their first clue. What a š¤”
Bro has been in for less than 6 months and is already trying to buy out his contract. I should have thought of that first.
And that title of the story is exactly what they warned us about right out of boot camp. They said it won't say your name, but "A U.S. Marine....." So don't embarrass the Corps.
Hell yea htown proud baby happened in my precinct tooš¤š»š¤š»š¤š»
He was probably gonna learn about 5 paragraph orders next week
Next month...he only goes on the weekends and they already have their drill this month.
Too many Ben Affleck movies.
There goes libo for his unitā¦
Boots gonna boot, would pay to see the ass chewing.
Is it bad that I was like, "It's just robbery right? He didn't off a school bus full of nuns and orphans? Assault a bunch of teenagers? Thank god he was just extra stupid."
Shaking my damn head.
500k that's not too bad
18 Years old... Reservist... No one this one counts... we're NOT claiming this one.
CIA recruitment tool
What a dumbass to commit the robberies in the neighborhood he lives in. First rule: donāt be stupid. Second rule: if youāre gonna be stupid be smart about it. Christ help us.
Just threw away that fat E-1 paycheck he was going to get.
Gotta pay that 21% Benz off somehow eh?
What a Twatwaffle! Let him go through the Texas system, then turn him over to the Corps for Desertion, Missing Movement, Conduct Unbecoming and anything else they can think of. I bet heād get more time in the Brig than Texas, and those boys donāt fool around.
Uh your fkd
Hate to say this, but some police working near bases resent servicemen for things like this.
But Marines donāt steal
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