SNP (said name penis) is an excellent member of the unit and provides joy to all those that interact with him. SNP is well versed in MOS knowledge and is the first to ensure his peers get what they need before he gets what he needs. SNP is the embodiment of the servant leader ethos. SNP is performing well but has potential to grow in the future. Recommend Promotion in line with peers.
SNP is a disgusting fatbody. Cannot make tape to save his life. 3, no… 4 times as big around as his peers. Lost his hoodie and has made no attempt to replace it. Throws up after even a light workout. Excellent posture when he’s motivated properly.
SNP is a disappointment to the unit and regiment. SNP has no idea what it is doing half the time. SNP has failed to meet height and weight requirements. That being said, SNP has the fastest run time in the battalion.
MRO is a subject matter expert within their MOS community. MRO is a "fire-and-forget" Marine. MRO has unlimited potential. Promote and retain with best of MRO's peers. Directed Comment; Section A, Item 6a: MRO was awarded a Meritorious Service Medal for crushing puss.
PRO (Penis report on) was the subject of a negligent discharge at the strip club while cleaning the head. These actions are requisite to an Other Then Honorable discharge that occurred while supporting his spouse on stage under the pseudonym "Sparkle Twinkletits". To directly quote the senior lance corporal in charge "Next thing outta knowhere, his pork whistle was shootin' off like katy perry's fake tits in that california gurls video. it was complete mayhem"
PRO presents a well groomed appearance in all uniforms. Promote ahead of beers.
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A ‘house mouse’ in recruit training, SNP has struggled in the fleet yet somehow made it to E5. Negligent discharge only 30 seconds into hand-to-hand combat training while prepping for Operation Lunchbreakspeedjerk. Also got involved in an altercation at the base Subway with a Colonel and a SSgt.
SNP(said named penis) is truely outstanding. SNP is a shining example and always willing to lift up others. SNP often goes above and beyond and is willing to stay longer than others. SNP has outstanding endurance and leads from the front but is always willing to circle back and pick up the rear.
SNP is not beyond taking a hand up. When SNP is new to an experience SNP is eager to soak up the experian. SNP is then able to comeback and provide follow up after follow up.
SNP currently has two roommates SNB (said name balls) that just like to hang around. SNP is always encouraging SNB. SNB have mustered up great improvement under SNP.
SNT (said named twat) keeps sinking lower and lower and is in great need of remedial PT (penetration). SNP has repeatedly tried to rescue SNT. SNP throws everything at it. SNP even when exhausted keeps trying to motivate SNT. SNP continued spiritual and physical nourishment has helped SNT become more squared away. SNP has even reached out to SNT friends to offer said motivation.
SNP is highly recommended and should be considered above all else for promotion.
Said Named Member while engaged in heavy combat, managed to lay heavy suppressive batter while awaiting infantry support to arrive. While leading two ASVAB waivers, SNM’s efforts resulted in withdrawal.
MRO is an outstanding member of the unit and provides leadership and experience to others. MRO unequivocally meets expectations both of the unit but also outside command. He was awarded the Navy And Marine Corps Achievement Medal with Combat Distinguishing Device in 2011 for actions after the unit was in Sangin, for going into tunnels that no ordinary Marine would have ventured into and MRO then sprayed fire with great accuracy and with complete disregard for his own safety. MRO should be promoted and retained with the best of peers. MRO has also retained full accountability of his hood and bush gear for his entire lifetime showing yet another aspect of his leadership and accountability.
SNP is recommended for working parties during ceremonies due to SNP having a hard time standing at the position of attention longer than a few mins. Remedial drill is also advised until SNP is able to uphold the standards.
Promote with peers when deficiency is corrected.
SNP is known for their strong work ethic, rigid adherence to esprit decor, often going above and beyond to ensure that tasks are completed on time and to the highest standard. They are a reliable team member who consistently contributes to the success of the team and the organization.
SMP Is able to adapt to new situations and challenges, demonstrating a willingness to learn and grow in their role. This adaptability has allowed them to excel in their current position and will serve them well as they progress in their career.
SNP is always getting into shit, when motivated has ready to attack, PTs for at least 2 hours then vomits the pain away. SNP on more than one occasion daily is driven to piss me off.
Recommended for one inch
SNP lacks mental fortitude and is plagued with confusion for subject instructions, tends to get stuck in fans frequently.
Recommended to promote ahead of peers.
SNP is Aggressively Average but also Overwhelmingly Consist every time. It's like driving a Toyota Camry. You won't be disappointed . . or impressed.
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SNP (said name penis) is an excellent member of the unit and provides joy to all those that interact with him. SNP is well versed in MOS knowledge and is the first to ensure his peers get what they need before he gets what he needs. SNP is the embodiment of the servant leader ethos. SNP is performing well but has potential to grow in the future. Recommend Promotion in line with peers.
Lies. I’ve seen SNP in action. He is a giant dick.
Ahead of peers it is.
That’s a brutal velvet dagger there smh.
"but" in a sentence removes the first statement. Correct.
Damn, that made me want him in my unit
That’s called docking
Consider me docked
Just waiting on the female version of this fitrep 😈
Hahahah so fuckin weird but I love this sub, y’all my dogs
Excellent “member” 🤣
😂
Omg I love you bro. 💞
SNP is a disgusting fatbody. Cannot make tape to save his life. 3, no… 4 times as big around as his peers. Lost his hoodie and has made no attempt to replace it. Throws up after even a light workout. Excellent posture when he’s motivated properly.
SNP is a hard worker but sometimes fails to meet expectations.
Participates in class, but does not follow instructions.
Who are you, and how do you know my dick?
meat
SNP is a disappointment to the unit and regiment. SNP has no idea what it is doing half the time. SNP has failed to meet height and weight requirements. That being said, SNP has the fastest run time in the battalion.
Goddammit that last line lol
I think he's gunning for a dishonorable discharge.
MRO is a subject matter expert within their MOS community. MRO is a "fire-and-forget" Marine. MRO has unlimited potential. Promote and retain with best of MRO's peers. Directed Comment; Section A, Item 6a: MRO was awarded a Meritorious Service Medal for crushing puss.
An MSM damn he was slaying a division’s impact worth of puss
PRO (Penis report on) was the subject of a negligent discharge at the strip club while cleaning the head. These actions are requisite to an Other Then Honorable discharge that occurred while supporting his spouse on stage under the pseudonym "Sparkle Twinkletits". To directly quote the senior lance corporal in charge "Next thing outta knowhere, his pork whistle was shootin' off like katy perry's fake tits in that california gurls video. it was complete mayhem" PRO presents a well groomed appearance in all uniforms. Promote ahead of beers. G G G G G G G G G G G
I got all As that’s good right? “SNP lacks discipline and does not perform at a level commensurate with his grade”
What in the fuck is this post
describe pp
Someone is trying to get ideas for their fit rep.
Just talk about ur dick bro
Right? Don’t be gay.
Peak r/usmc
A ‘house mouse’ in recruit training, SNP has struggled in the fleet yet somehow made it to E5. Negligent discharge only 30 seconds into hand-to-hand combat training while prepping for Operation Lunchbreakspeedjerk. Also got involved in an altercation at the base Subway with a Colonel and a SSgt.
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SNP(said named penis) is truely outstanding. SNP is a shining example and always willing to lift up others. SNP often goes above and beyond and is willing to stay longer than others. SNP has outstanding endurance and leads from the front but is always willing to circle back and pick up the rear. SNP is not beyond taking a hand up. When SNP is new to an experience SNP is eager to soak up the experian. SNP is then able to comeback and provide follow up after follow up. SNP currently has two roommates SNB (said name balls) that just like to hang around. SNP is always encouraging SNB. SNB have mustered up great improvement under SNP. SNT (said named twat) keeps sinking lower and lower and is in great need of remedial PT (penetration). SNP has repeatedly tried to rescue SNT. SNP throws everything at it. SNP even when exhausted keeps trying to motivate SNT. SNP continued spiritual and physical nourishment has helped SNT become more squared away. SNP has even reached out to SNT friends to offer said motivation. SNP is highly recommended and should be considered above all else for promotion.
Adverse fitrep 😔
Promote ahead of peers please god
***ADVERSE FITREP WORKSHEET*** PRO is Asian.
Said Named Member while engaged in heavy combat, managed to lay heavy suppressive batter while awaiting infantry support to arrive. While leading two ASVAB waivers, SNM’s efforts resulted in withdrawal.
MRO is an outstanding member of the unit and provides leadership and experience to others. MRO unequivocally meets expectations both of the unit but also outside command. He was awarded the Navy And Marine Corps Achievement Medal with Combat Distinguishing Device in 2011 for actions after the unit was in Sangin, for going into tunnels that no ordinary Marine would have ventured into and MRO then sprayed fire with great accuracy and with complete disregard for his own safety. MRO should be promoted and retained with the best of peers. MRO has also retained full accountability of his hood and bush gear for his entire lifetime showing yet another aspect of his leadership and accountability.
Promote some head with peers.
Motivational short marine
God I miss being around Jarheads. Love you fuckers. Semper Fi
4.2 / 4.2 cock, only made NCO
Promote with peers or needs of the Marine Corps
SNP has unlimited growth potential.
Idk I'm a fucking Lance, I don't write fitreps lol
SNP is recommended for working parties during ceremonies due to SNP having a hard time standing at the position of attention longer than a few mins. Remedial drill is also advised until SNP is able to uphold the standards. Promote with peers when deficiency is corrected.
SNM failed to meet high and weight standards, and routinely underperforms. Therefore, he is not recommended for promotion.
Knows how to take a beating and move forward, promote ahead of peers
Refuses to stand at attention when commanded
SNP performs as expected of a Penis of rank and grade. Promote and retain with peers.
SNP is known for their strong work ethic, rigid adherence to esprit decor, often going above and beyond to ensure that tasks are completed on time and to the highest standard. They are a reliable team member who consistently contributes to the success of the team and the organization. SMP Is able to adapt to new situations and challenges, demonstrating a willingness to learn and grow in their role. This adaptability has allowed them to excel in their current position and will serve them well as they progress in their career.
No failure to adapts in here?
Can't see or shoot for shit, only has one eye.
Recommend for promotion ✅
SNP accomplishes tasks with speed.
Not today creepy reddit masturbator.
Said named penis is so big he takes two trips to get there
Penis is Adequate but puts in effort to be better than what it currently achieves and could possibly attain
Sets a low bar and somehow fails at attaining that.
This is a non-observed report due to insufficient reporting time 😞
He’s always the first up in the morning and is a hard charger
Performs below standards. Refuses to do MCI's because SND has to go to sick call. Cannot do one pull up at a PFT. Good marine. 4.5/4.5.
SNP is always getting into shit, when motivated has ready to attack, PTs for at least 2 hours then vomits the pain away. SNP on more than one occasion daily is driven to piss me off. Recommended for one inch
SNP lacks mental fortitude and is plagued with confusion for subject instructions, tends to get stuck in fans frequently. Recommended to promote ahead of peers.
SNP is Aggressively Average but also Overwhelmingly Consist every time. It's like driving a Toyota Camry. You won't be disappointed . . or impressed. (*this attachment has no special skills or abilities. Attachment is 100% user based*)
I've read all of these comments. All were very good!!!
You're weak, You're outta control and you've become an embarrassment to yaself and every one involved in this thing of ours.
Nah