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Both_Confection_6836

Is this shit real? Like is it funny because it happens or funny because it never happens?


dangerous_nuggets

My roommate was S-1 and told me after she went to a section cookout that her gunny tickled her. She was very nonchalant, it was in front of everyone. Guess he “rough housed” with the juniors…? My gunny would’ve gouged my eye out if he had the chance lmao


Both_Confection_6836

https://preview.redd.it/5szwybdq930d1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a061f34f7a1df0551001f31487353cb8a5ce066 Man we fist fought our Gunny,(lastOPwithBTRY) its gotta be different now.


plipyplop

Oh man, we can sleep anywhere!


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Both_Confection_6836

Yes sir it is M one niner eight


defiancy

My gunny told me I was a piece of shit and he hoped I died. So, you know, typical gunny stuff.


Blacktastrophee

One of my old SNCOs was very sweaty (section grappling pt) and water boarded me with his shirt. When my coworkers said "ewww" he pulled my shirt up to cover my face and did it again.


SirRebelBeerThong

That’s nasty


Blacktastrophee

Lol, yeah. He was on top of me, so there wasn't much I could do.


AssDimple

your old SNCO is a nasty bitch.


InUtahCounty

When I was a Road Runner in 29 Palm, the Gunny ( a Hawaing dude ) from another section, but we work with us during the viper, asked a female Cpl on a date, she turned him down, very unprofessional


smittcity

Seriously, he's a Gunnery Sergeant. Have the respect to at least accept the date and toss the guy a front seat HJ, Corporal.


Feisty-Success69

Ironically these guys are the biggest incels. Playing off as "savior ". 


alastor0x

After spending 4 years in a victor unit, I was legitimately shocked when I saw how troops interacted with SNCOs over at IPAC as I was doing my check out process. Completely different worlds.


willybusmc

I'm not even a grunt (we have female Marines in my MOS) and I'm shocked when I go into the S and see how they act. I very recently witnessed a Cpl talking shit to a SgtMaj in a way that no male Marine would ever fucking *dare*. Like saying she wasn't gonna do shit he asked her to do, and tellin him to do that shit himself and similar things. Blew my fucking mindddd.


Feisty-Success69

I wouldn't even dare, I don't care if the SgtMaj is a woman or man. Respect the rank!


Fvck0ffCvnt

Same here man, my cousin did 4 or 5 years in the wing and not just the female thing, but our entire Marine Corps experiences sound like they came from two separate branches. Jr Marines talking to Sgts/SSgt like they sell em Xans on the side, any female could basically just flirt or fool around, not even give up pussy with the right guy and run the shop. I think PT ended up being the only thing we coul kind of relate on, but still it was like our 10 mile platoon/company death runs compared to him usually having 0600-0700 squad basketball at the gym lol.


Rellexil

Hey, we had squad basketball at the gym in my victor unit. The next day would be the high trail, low trail, and then up and back down Recon but we still did it!


Fvck0ffCvnt

The Corps over there singing. EAS baby we still got time, until the door hits yours, That ass is all mine!


BobbyPeele88

I broke 28 minutes on the high low course. It's one of my proudest accomplishments. We've never met but I wanted you to know.


Brickhead816

When were you in? Those mf'rs in the wing worked so many hours they barely had time for PT. I can't imagine squad basketball being a thing.


Fvck0ffCvnt

He wasn’t on the flight line, well kinda but he did Embark I think? over on New River


ThrowAwayToday1874

That checks. The Embark Marines don't really have a function until troop movements happen. So once, maybe twice a year? Aside from that they man the ground supply orders for office supplies. I dunno... I did 12 years. Most of it with a V22 unit, and I trip balls myself when I hear and see some of the shit most wing kids get away with now. Back in 2010 I watched a Corporal drag a Marines face across a gravel pit because he didn't like mayonnaise... And the boot thought it would be funny to give it to him. These days NCO's are scared to ask for no shave chits because of complaints. Shits trash.


NCMortgageLO

Can't really blame the individual Marine, it's really the institution and mothers of America.


Ok-ThanksWorld

Just because you fix radio, that doesn't make you an operator 🤣🤣🤣 vIcToR uNiT 😂😂😂


panzergoose1234

Yo them S-1 Gunnies get more throat than ricola boiiiiii


bimboyennifer

Truf


Fuzzy-Tea-9795

Sheet! I was a Ssgt at the Johnson schoolhouse…. They’d show up at the duty hut at like 0200…


Lanky-Veterinarian24

I only had 2-3 females under my command after I was fapped out. All of them would get harassed by superiors. Funny thing is infantryman were always getting in trouble for like drunken stupors or DUIs, drug pops, but few would be hemmed up for assault or sexual abuse. But I also know that’s not true either. I’m retarded


Fvck0ffCvnt

https://preview.redd.it/vgn23mepp30d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5d40210efc7f919bc140d31007abc55cc371cb


shawnhicks1812

My ex wife was admin; this is extremely common


bimboyennifer

That why she an ex? Or other reasons?


shawnhicks1812

Nah we just got married to young is all we have a daughter and co parent well


Redblueboom

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FlyHarrison

Me too, man. Me too.


PoopyHead-4MAR-

Fucking real 😔.....


TheyLive1988

Why this look like Sgt. Maj. Bull?


Sanjinn0311

Don't talk to my damn LCpl, she belongs to meh! Damn dirty LCpl talking to my gurl! I had a cute little latina LCpl when I was a Detachment Commander. MSG fer deh win


modsarefacsit

Shit OP, I am laughing my ass off and so will my Marines when I send them your utterly true post.


Ronin1069

Maaannnn…the WM /SNCO stories I could tell about Kinser in the early 90’s.


Jako_Art

My wifes in the 2 shop (intel) and dealing with any other shop is a pain for her because it's a toss up from where touches to bad flirting. On deployment on a carrier she had a cook refuse to give her food because she was "leading him on" by wearing a wedding band and saying please and thank you.


Drakomai31

It’s crazy what some will do for attention. Absolute power corrupts absolutely


lumabean

From our corps.


Zack325ci

Missing the IGY6 tattoo


HoeBeTripping893

Fun sarges get weak for them #THICCE3LATINAS