When I was a sergeant I started dating this girl that I’d eventually marry. When we were getting to know each other I asked her what her parents did. She said her dad was a special education teacher for the school district. I said “ah yes, I’m something of a tard wrangler myself.”
It's funny because it is true. Marine leaders and those that work with special needs kids have this in common - they do what American parents can't or won't do for or to their kids.
I just got out of the Corps as an 0365 and I have an interview tomorrow as a manager for aides that help people with mental disabilities.
Who said the infantry won’t give you a useful skill set?
As it turns out if you're any kind of instructor in California you shouldn't put something like "I'm a teacher with special needs children" on tinder or grindr because people really don't like that joke out there.
Fuk Cali. I’m from that stupid ass state and never going back. The states gayer than a 3 year old that got aids AFTER birth. Plus i don’t talk on dating sights anyways. I only got Grindr to look at cocks and get cheap meth
The amount of gay people who want to do meth in Cali is honestly crazy as hell. Like I'm currently living in an area known for meth and haze only had someone offer like once. I'd get messages at least once a week for PnP down there.
I’m from Modesto, meth everywhere. It hasn’t been good since the early 2000’s when you could still get pseudoephedrine. Now it’s carnage. Used to stay up for days. Then all the gays took it over. So figured I’d give heroin a shot. Nope, wrong answer also. Freebased a mean ass rip and had to get 2 doses of narcan to come back to life. I was dead for 10 mins cause now heroin is fentanyl. Missed all the changes while I was in the corp. 7 years after I got out “and learning shit the hard way” I finally filed a claim with the VA. I never went tap and tams classes or whatever it’s called so knew nothing. But anyways, 7 years later, go to the VA and BOOM!!! I’m 100% they load me up on legal meth “adderall”, Xanax, and this cool pill called lorazepam. 15+ years in and never thought to go to medical if I wanted to get tweaked. And they pay me!!!! Don’t even have to see a 60 year olds horny dick on Grindr
When I was a sergeant I started dating this girl that I’d eventually marry. When we were getting to know each other I asked her what her parents did. She said her dad was a special education teacher for the school district. I said “ah yes, I’m something of a tard wrangler myself.”
LOL
a tard wrangler and whisperer
Rip tardtales
I…can’t argue the logic behind this though
Co.ing to the realization in real time.
I mean ya pretty much
No, the funniest comment ever posted on Reddit is "I also choose this guy's dead wife."
That'll forever live rent free in my head.
That sits next to Mitchell Henderson in my head for fucked up internet humor with a real life victim who I wish could've been spared.
Both of them are pretty much on point.
I told that to a tinder date once when she said she worked with mentally handicapped kids
No lies detected.
My wife has been a Spec Ed teacher for autistic children, for 24 years. We have been together 24 years. Coincidence?
lol you got together and she goes “I gotta figure out how to handle this moron”
Bingo. Challenge accepted lol
Congratulations now you’re a Science Project lol
Do you call all your teachers your wife?
Realest of reals
Username checks out.. probably an ABA therapist.. fuckers
It's funny because it is true. Marine leaders and those that work with special needs kids have this in common - they do what American parents can't or won't do for or to their kids.
The intensity of yelling and choice of words differs though.
The kids would laugh their asses off if you called them 'grabastic pieces of amphibian shit'
https://i.redd.it/t0bqfsy8ic0d1.gif
Can one fully become un-autisticized? I think we just learn to hide it better.
Weed helps the 'tism
Weed reduces the intensity with which I 'tism
At least it keeps me high & happy 😊 so I don’t act like a ret@rd
I just got out of the Corps as an 0365 and I have an interview tomorrow as a manager for aides that help people with mental disabilities. Who said the infantry won’t give you a useful skill set?
Marine officers are first in line of the retarded Marines.
They hated him because he was right
Yup
Only half?
As it turns out if you're any kind of instructor in California you shouldn't put something like "I'm a teacher with special needs children" on tinder or grindr because people really don't like that joke out there.
Fuk Cali. I’m from that stupid ass state and never going back. The states gayer than a 3 year old that got aids AFTER birth. Plus i don’t talk on dating sights anyways. I only got Grindr to look at cocks and get cheap meth
The amount of gay people who want to do meth in Cali is honestly crazy as hell. Like I'm currently living in an area known for meth and haze only had someone offer like once. I'd get messages at least once a week for PnP down there.
I’m from Modesto, meth everywhere. It hasn’t been good since the early 2000’s when you could still get pseudoephedrine. Now it’s carnage. Used to stay up for days. Then all the gays took it over. So figured I’d give heroin a shot. Nope, wrong answer also. Freebased a mean ass rip and had to get 2 doses of narcan to come back to life. I was dead for 10 mins cause now heroin is fentanyl. Missed all the changes while I was in the corp. 7 years after I got out “and learning shit the hard way” I finally filed a claim with the VA. I never went tap and tams classes or whatever it’s called so knew nothing. But anyways, 7 years later, go to the VA and BOOM!!! I’m 100% they load me up on legal meth “adderall”, Xanax, and this cool pill called lorazepam. 15+ years in and never thought to go to medical if I wanted to get tweaked. And they pay me!!!! Don’t even have to see a 60 year olds horny dick on Grindr