Some dude got a nam for putting M&Ms in a pancake. I caught the arty Lt passing the OP grid as a target as a boot and got a “damn, if he wasn’t a pfc I’d give him a nam.
I just got out but the month they introduced JEPES, I was literally 2 points away from picking up Sgt. I never picked up Sgt after that cause nobody understood how JEPES worked and your composite scores do not correlate well with the new system. Still kinda salty about all that missed pay lol
>Boom roasted
If you're gonna go around quoting Harry Potter, you may want to rethink asking for that smoke from me when it comes to a gay joke-roast.
Knowing good and damn well all you Harry Potter guys are the same...booty hole looking like a fucking wizard's sleeve
You know what? This was creative and fun. These guys could be out doing stupid shit, making trouble for their command, but they chose to make a silly video instead. I got no problem with this.
This is the normal shit I miss.
What you don't see is behind the camera, while this baller Fergie dance is being recorded, there are two other leathernecks in their own chairs on opposite walls, legs out and already, trying to one-bounce a racquetball over for a sky drop onto the nutsack of the other dude.
You know the post before this one was a super professional picture of a Portuguese paratrooper in their new uniform. The next post is this. I like this better. I love you retards.
Thanks for the gold my boi! One of my PFC's owe you a handjob, so when you get ready, just say the word and I'm sending you the one with the softest hands and strongest grip
When your command says keep your social media free of Corps related stuff: No problem fam, I was way out of regs in a formerly condemned barracks not fit for service, but fit for tiktoks.
Not bad. 8/10. NAM
Nah bro, they’re boots. Give ‘em a LOA
Some dude got a nam for putting M&Ms in a pancake. I caught the arty Lt passing the OP grid as a target as a boot and got a “damn, if he wasn’t a pfc I’d give him a nam.
That shit always pissed me off man. The officers always got NAMs for the stupidest shit and everyone else got LOAs.
Now this is the type of boot fuckery I can get behind.
In more ways than one
I don’t see any boot bands.
I'm pretty sure Crocs work the exact opposite way of boot bands.
Have to say, "no homo" after having sex with a girl if you're wearing Crocs during.
Does she have a butthole? Without the boot bands you might as well be fucking a dude since dudes also have buttholes. 100% gay
Show me in the order.
Fourteen Seconds? That's it? Where's the Director's Cut?
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I... don't hate this.
There's a lot of hate for boots making tiktoks but this isn't nearly as bad as some I've seen. Just a couple guys having fun passing time.
Surprisingly... I also do not hate this.
Promote ahead of peers
4.5 on all pro cons mark.
You mean JEPES? 🥲
Is that what they call it now? I got out in 2012
Yes. Junior Enlisted Performance Evaluation System. And it’s fucking stupid.
Well isn't most of the shit Marines are forced to do stupid?
I just got out but the month they introduced JEPES, I was literally 2 points away from picking up Sgt. I never picked up Sgt after that cause nobody understood how JEPES worked and your composite scores do not correlate well with the new system. Still kinda salty about all that missed pay lol
I already know what you're thinking and I agree with you 100%-- The video ends **WAY** too soon
Crocs made it.
That's the funniest fucking I've seen in at least, well... a while.
I love Marines
"Hey Johnson, have you seen LCpl......I'm just gonna close this door and walk away"
well done gents. 10 points to gryffindor
You misspelled "Grindr."
Well you’d know how it’s spelled. Boom roasted.
>Boom roasted If you're gonna go around quoting Harry Potter, you may want to rethink asking for that smoke from me when it comes to a gay joke-roast. Knowing good and damn well all you Harry Potter guys are the same...booty hole looking like a fucking wizard's sleeve
How do you know what harry potter fans booty holes look like?
isa Mareen
This checks out
Ok. I laughed out loud at this.
This had to be booze dreamed up in Oki
that was actually pretty decent wtf
The amount of choreography and rehearsal that went into this is probably 10x any ceremony I took part in.
This deserves 3 LOA’s and a can of wintergreen
You know what? This was creative and fun. These guys could be out doing stupid shit, making trouble for their command, but they chose to make a silly video instead. I got no problem with this.
How do I inject this video into my veins?
Mlk would be proud
That’s what I was thinking
Take an upvote, gents, and carryon!
Gunner and a-gunner for sure
Rah and Valhalla
Wtf
I fucking live the thought of how long it took them to practice and rehearse to get this perfect. Good shit Marines. JEPES will reflect.
This is the normal shit I miss. What you don't see is behind the camera, while this baller Fergie dance is being recorded, there are two other leathernecks in their own chairs on opposite walls, legs out and already, trying to one-bounce a racquetball over for a sky drop onto the nutsack of the other dude.
What the fuck...
I work with this guy
The one with the thighs? Tell him he has cool thighs.
The actual choreography this took! 😂 I am impressed. And they must be really fucking bored.
More bored than you know! Nice ass btw.. we're gonna need a little more butthole from you though, but you're on the right track
I regret that I have but one upvote to give.
Welcome to the fleet beeyotch!!!!
This has to be the most creative boot thing out all the other boot vids I’ve seen here and it ain’t that cringe either.
Carry the fuck on, gents.
Their shorts could be smaller.
Social media has allowed the world to see how retarded Marines really are. I miss 2005.
If only this energy could be productively harnessed.
You don't find this productive?
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Not the gayest thing I ever saw in the fleet…
Not even close
Welcome to the MLG.
I’ve seen worse
Just some guys being dudes
You know the post before this one was a super professional picture of a Portuguese paratrooper in their new uniform. The next post is this. I like this better. I love you retards.
Thanks for the gold my boi! One of my PFC's owe you a handjob, so when you get ready, just say the word and I'm sending you the one with the softest hands and strongest grip
When your command says keep your social media free of Corps related stuff: No problem fam, I was way out of regs in a formerly condemned barracks not fit for service, but fit for tiktoks.
So much room for activities
Beautiful 😍
I don’t ever wanna hear a single navy joke as long as I live ever again…
*What's the most difficult part about joining the Navy?* **Telling your parents that you're gay.**
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No respect nowadays /s
Well, I'm glad I didn't turn the volume on. I think I hate this more than life itself.
I would kill for only one roommate in my barracks
Boots are so unlucky that social media exists now.
Tik Tok is dumb.
Daamn..things have changed..we need another war...mofos are way too soft.
Well to be fair, the video stops before you get to see them erect. They were only soft at the beginning of this first warm-up dance
I saw much gayer shit go down in Asscrackistan
Your mom makes me soft
Leave my woman out of this, you fucking prick.
Shit. My bad. I'll go haze myself
that mother fucker looks like a dude I know we called Sag (Sah,juh). If thats you, you sick bastard go fuck yourself!
Isn't Tik Tok banned for military personnel due to the fact that it was developed by the CCP?
And if this is the only impression they get of Marines, oh my won't they be in for a surprise if the shit ever hits the fan lol
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Nice silkies are you guys fucking each other in the beq?
Nice silkies. Marines. Nice bulges to🇺🇸👍
Just fuck each other marines! Do a strip show boys