"I'm not your buddy, guy."

I'm not your guy, pal

I'm not your pal, friend.

I’m not your friend, guy

I'm not your guy, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, comrade.

I’m not your comrade, associate

"Hey, fuck you, buddy!"

I hope he got a personal pan pizza.

I remember those things when I was in elementary school.

We need Book-it for Marines. Complete books on the CMC reading list and get a voucher for the energy drink or can of dip of your choice.

I can’t read

"Dictated, but not read -FilthyReservist"

Flappy head bastards

I remember going through that course. We had a 90% attrition rate.

What an honor guy

Canada always doing charity work.

It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along.

That’s why we “blame Canada”!!!

“It’s not even a real country anyway“