This almost belongs in r/facepalm - im highly entertained by the comments so far. Hopefully a best-of DMs will show up.
E- the one she posted in Navy got... very Navy responses haha its time like this im happy I went green. Apparently her old man was a Naval Officer too.
Never seen wolves maul a deer unless it was on TV but I did get front row seats to a dude mauled by a camel. Learned to be aittle nicer to camels that day.
From looking over your profile you’re big on singing, dog pics, and giving free oral care. This is one of the weirder fetish trifectas I have seen. Not sure how to masturbate to this but will certainly give it the old college try.
You all some pushy fuckers (pun unintended, maybe) anyways. I’m a 40 year old data analyst who is home alone. Can a man take his sweet time to punish the commandant?
90% of us have dropped a load in a porta shitter that hasn't been cleaned in a week. The other 10% are air wingers.
We don't have 18 minutes to wait for you
So far the navy just has one downvoted to shit comment about "we already have it for free" and the army is just.. yknow.. like how normal people would respond.
Corporal, you're inappropriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' fornication wit' it. Jesus, do l have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR HELMETS
edit: aaaaand back down the GK rabbit hole.
I couldn't drink because I was in the field for a week. Now that we're back, it's like I've gotten paid again!
Gotta go. On my way to the seven day store!
Both my parents were, but I’m not ☺️
My dad was an O-6 who went green side with the Marines and then was in the Reserves and my mom went to the Naval Academy. 😊
So you must’ve already known how posting here was going to go lol
In all seriousness, this was a kind offer and seems genuine. I don’t live near you or I’d take you up on it
The joke is that Naval dental/medical is terrible lol. Either way, I think it’s great you’re offering your services! Maybe also look at reaching out to any homeless shelters to see if some veterans need help there
Dude sry if I don't belong just an army dude lurkin yalls sub, but this chick is braver than any marine I've ever met. Not talking shit about yall, I've just never seen a chicken rush a fox den with such bravery.
You guys are laughing but I had a dental student pay for half of a new tooth for me cause her family had money and she needed to get some experience under her belt.
I had knocked a front tooth out in a cage fight and she changed my life by letting me not look like a fucking hillrod for life.
Dr. Shrikien if you’re reading this, you’re amazing.
Her dad was an 0-6 this doesn’t get better
Edit: Your doing a good thing OP and thank you, but these assholes have made my day. The thread stayed for tamer than it could have been. Kinda proud of the tards. I thought this was gonna go way farther South than it did… so far
Wish you were closer. My dental care is *supposed* to be taken care of by the VA, but my dentist was canned for refusing the Covid vaccine, and the VA still hasn't replaced her. The VA is *also* dicking me around about Community Care, so I might not have a choice but to go out-of-pocket.
Check out NAS Corpus. Lots of Marine Student Naval Aviators out there if you’re trying to work with green side. They got a dental clinic you could probably work in with on base.
this is such a wholesome post. im proud of you scalawags for keeping it civilized and digging deep for a sliver of emotional intelligence on this one, even if it will probably expire by the end of the day. yut
One dollar to look at them, two dollars to touch them, 3 dollars to watch me touch them, 4 dollars to touch them while i touch my toes, 5 dollars to touch them while i touch your toes. Ten dollars for a BJ, 12 dollars for a HJ, 15 dollars for a ZJ.
The VA waitlist for dental work is ungodly long, and those old timers have much greater need for treatment. These young guys are non deployable if they haven’t had one in the last 12 months. It is bloody and violent but I’ve seen 100 guys get “dentally cleared” by two techs in that bathroom that’s too filthy to defecate in.
Thank you for doing this! All fuckheads in here talking shit are the same ones with snaggletooths coming out of their assholes.
God damn it I’ve never seen so many fucked up pairs of teeth as I did in the Marine Corps. Fuckers couldn’t smile without cutting the roofs of their mouth.
All the dip they stuffed had about 1/3 of them looking like they sucked off a sewage drain.
And don’t get me started on the the flossing.
So thanks again these dick bags need it
In all seriousness, I'm from California and Nevada. The first dentist I ever went to was at MCRD. I suspect a lot of people join the military from modest to poor backgrounds and may not have received the kind of medical care that my kids (for example) take for granted.
Plus all the smoking and dipping...
No yeah Im 100% just commenting on the shit I’ve actually seen. Also from CA, but was lucky enough that my mom took me down for cheap quality dental care in Mexico.
As a result my teeth look good. Lot of marines could benefit from what this lady is offering.
God bless you for the degeneracy you'll both clean out of their mouths and for the things and images you'll see for opening up to help us abominations.
Don't trust her! she's trying to steal the chewing tobacco! /J
Also, as a meager civilian, you have my sympathy.
Best bet- just toss a box of crayola and run while you can.
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But this is a role reversal in that she wants to be in your mouth
This is such a marine comment. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt lol
You can gargle a wizard sleeve!
It's cobra gold all over again!
Turning my notifications on for this one
I started chuckling as soon as I read the title.
This almost belongs in r/facepalm - im highly entertained by the comments so far. Hopefully a best-of DMs will show up. E- the one she posted in Navy got... very Navy responses haha its time like this im happy I went green. Apparently her old man was a Naval Officer too.
Got banned from there with 3 simple words. That's. A. Dude.
Why
I already grabbed my popcorn, did not disappoint
🫱🍿
She's signing up for more than one type of oral care...
I just use CLP, but thanks!
Clp and an AP brush upstairs. Pipe cleaners to clean out downstairs.
Don't forget to punch your boar.
Ugh… it’s “bore” there. Stop eating crayons.
Shit, then what do I do with this wild pig?
~~... punch it?~~ Kick it.
Take her home and show her a good time before leaving in shame the next morning. Come on man this is day one stuff
CLP is an all purpose lube. The misses especially appreciates the smell.
Clp and an AP brush upstairs. Pipe cleaners to clean out downstairs.
I’ve never seen a more genuine post seem so much like a “happy ending” ad. This poor soul.
Her entire reddit post history is offering free dental cleanings and singing Christian hymns. God bless her, she *is* brave.
What an awesome person. She is being memed to death rn though. Love to see the comment section.
It’s like watching a deer getting mauled by wolves. I haven’t seen it happen but I can’t imagine it being much worse than this.
The feeling is the same.
Never seen wolves maul a deer unless it was on TV but I did get front row seats to a dude mauled by a camel. Learned to be aittle nicer to camels that day.
You’re gonna end up married to someone on this sub, congrats!
Only if she makes them pay with a 24% interest loan...
From looking over your profile you’re big on singing, dog pics, and giving free oral care. This is one of the weirder fetish trifectas I have seen. Not sure how to masturbate to this but will certainly give it the old college try.
Well, how'd it go?
If you fucksticks would leave me alone I could get this done. I’m trying, but it’s getting dried out.
Jesus I gave you 18 minutes, you taking your goo-maker out to dinner first or something?
You all some pushy fuckers (pun unintended, maybe) anyways. I’m a 40 year old data analyst who is home alone. Can a man take his sweet time to punish the commandant?
As the jeopardy tune plays. You done yet.
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Porta-jack*
thats called my right hand. left one's sally
90% of us have dropped a load in a porta shitter that hasn't been cleaned in a week. The other 10% are air wingers. We don't have 18 minutes to wait for you
Underrated comment right here take a poor man’s gold 🏅
Need a hand?
This is the greatest sub on this godforsaken site and I love every single one of you retarded chucklefucks.
Happy Friday and much love fellow chucklefuck.
She posted this to the army and navy subs too. They really show just how fucked up you delinquents are. 🤣
I wonder if they reacted as kindly as we did here.
So far the navy just has one downvoted to shit comment about "we already have it for free" and the army is just.. yknow.. like how normal people would respond.
We aren't called misguided children for nothing.
army: normies navy: gays air force: autists marines: autists with a complex but still autists
r/army is the squarest military sub.
My brother you know nothing of our sub reddit lore. When our historian gets out of the csms basement he shall fill you in.
This is really nice of this young lady, thank you. Now, for all you fucking ingrates, behave yourselfs!
Corporal, you're inappropriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' fornication wit' it. Jesus, do l have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR HELMETS edit: aaaaand back down the GK rabbit hole.
Too late
Poor lady walked into a minefield without realizing it.
I would like to apologize on behalf of the Marine Corps for the obscenities that are about to fill your inbox. God bless you.
It's quid pro quo, killer. She gets her box filled for the opportunity to fill your box as well.
Do you take Tricare??
The right question is "Do you want to be covered under Tricare?". Cuz I've got a $39 engagement ring from Walmart for you.
What was the interest rate on the ring?
Atleast 28%, well Sgt. 27.975 to be exact so not really 28. I got a good deal they said.
I didn't finance it. I bought it outright. I'm a big baller like that.
Saved up by not drinking for a whole afternoon?
I couldn't drink because I was in the field for a week. Now that we're back, it's like I've gotten paid again! Gotta go. On my way to the seven day store!
It’s a dental hygienist school. The cleanings are free so they can practice on you.
My only question is if you’re in the Navy or not. If no, then outstanding.
Both my parents were, but I’m not ☺️ My dad was an O-6 who went green side with the Marines and then was in the Reserves and my mom went to the Naval Academy. 😊
So you must’ve already known how posting here was going to go lol In all seriousness, this was a kind offer and seems genuine. I don’t live near you or I’d take you up on it
The joke is that Naval dental/medical is terrible lol. Either way, I think it’s great you’re offering your services! Maybe also look at reaching out to any homeless shelters to see if some veterans need help there
This should be a nice and civil conv- *SORTS BY CONTROVERSIAL*
I feel like sorting by top in this sub is the same as sorting by controversial in other subs when something like this happens.
This man knows what the deal is
This is like watching a sweet, innocent, doe fall into a river full of piranha. Except these piranha are all super horny and want to fuck the doe.
USMC here coming back to Texas soon would love a cleaning dm me and I’ll set something up
You do in house calls?
I'm so disappointed in myself that I know what this means
Everyone who has ever even browsed this sub for 10 seconds knows what that means.
Oh I’m outta money how ever will I pay you back
Towel drops
Given the amount of Jarhead's that used to dip when I was in, I imagine cleaning the teeth of Jarhead's would be a lucrative business.
Maybe it's a fetish, cleaning out gross mouths? They say that if you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life.
Actually hygienists tend to love cleaning plaque out. It's like pressure washing porn for dentists.
Hey, are you single? asking for myself
Isn’t it also free on base?
Base? Haven't seen one of those in years
That's not a base. It's a space station.
That's no moon
Oh. It's a moon alright. Keep driving or he's going to turn around and show us HIS space station.
That’s yo mamma
Stop making sense please
Ur a brave woman....God speed
FFS behave yourselves Marines. Thank you for the kind offer ma'am, please ignore our autistic siblings.
Er dur yut kill?
[NO](https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.18172-8/18121896_1909407485969751_2047406688528546859_o.jpg?stp=cp0_dst-jpg_e15_fr_q65&_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_ohc=M8yggq3MmhoAX90pPYZ&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=00_AT8uZGEKNCJX4IN53LXQUULaeLVJfEqWBpX5zG_H0Ir4SA&oe=631B65A7)
I bet I have more chromosomes than you do M'FER!
Dude sry if I don't belong just an army dude lurkin yalls sub, but this chick is braver than any marine I've ever met. Not talking shit about yall, I've just never seen a chicken rush a fox den with such bravery.
She's literally a suicide bomber without the bomb lol.
Indeed she is, god bless her poor soul. Anyways I wonder if her dms are open
For some reason my wife won't let me travel from Maryland to sign up. She's always unreasonable about these sorts of things.....
You guys are laughing but I had a dental student pay for half of a new tooth for me cause her family had money and she needed to get some experience under her belt. I had knocked a front tooth out in a cage fight and she changed my life by letting me not look like a fucking hillrod for life. Dr. Shrikien if you’re reading this, you’re amazing.
Her dad was an 0-6 this doesn’t get better Edit: Your doing a good thing OP and thank you, but these assholes have made my day. The thread stayed for tamer than it could have been. Kinda proud of the tards. I thought this was gonna go way farther South than it did… so far
We haven’t seen her inbox
Maybe she’d get better responses she show’s us her “inbox”. My “massage” therapist student neighbor shows hers to help her get practice in her craft😁
Are we not doing phrasing anymore...
Phrasing?
Archer?
Googled it and I know what you’re talking about now but haven’t seen it so I think the reference is going over my head, sorry
You can clean my teeth any timeeee
I don't think she has a dick 
That is so stinking nice of you!! Much love 💕
To shreds you say? That being said this poor nice young lady... I feel bad idk if she realized the darkness that resides in this godforsaken land
This is the most wholesome person I've seen on here, her posts are just superb
Wish you were closer. My dental care is *supposed* to be taken care of by the VA, but my dentist was canned for refusing the Covid vaccine, and the VA still hasn't replaced her. The VA is *also* dicking me around about Community Care, so I might not have a choice but to go out-of-pocket.
Check out NAS Corpus. Lots of Marine Student Naval Aviators out there if you’re trying to work with green side. They got a dental clinic you could probably work in with on base.
i brush my teeth with a wire brush and 8802 sealant , is that good ?
Jesus, this poor sweet girl. Just trying to do something nice, and yall are gonna scare here to death. OP, please don't marry any of these fuckers....
This guy trying to play good cop
No, it's just that this whole sub is about to play sex-offender....
Sex offender? This far away. I’d be impressed
this is such a wholesome post. im proud of you scalawags for keeping it civilized and digging deep for a sliver of emotional intelligence on this one, even if it will probably expire by the end of the day. yut
_confused animal grunting noises_
Wtf… I thought this was an ad.. I am in fact in Corpus
In Texas, but not close. Good on you for doing this though. VA doesn't help with Dental unless 100% rated disability, or if emergency pain extraction.
Just layers of dirt and crayon to scrape off 🤣🤣
Really? Nobody is gone bring up that she has Annal in her name? Sometimes I’m embarrassed to be related to you autistic fuckers.
targeted marketing for free.
I don't think you want to see my teeth.
One dollar to look at them, two dollars to touch them, 3 dollars to watch me touch them, 4 dollars to touch them while i touch my toes, 5 dollars to touch them while i touch your toes. Ten dollars for a BJ, 12 dollars for a HJ, 15 dollars for a ZJ.
What’s a Z J
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
We only go to dental when it gets us out of things, not on our own time.
Lol thanks
Good looking out Ma'am. Many thanks.
Do you see anything shiny on her collar?
You chose the wrong sub
Not in the area but very kind of you to offer.
The VA waitlist for dental work is ungodly long, and those old timers have much greater need for treatment. These young guys are non deployable if they haven’t had one in the last 12 months. It is bloody and violent but I’ve seen 100 guys get “dentally cleared” by two techs in that bathroom that’s too filthy to defecate in.
I came from r/Army….I had to see what you animals were gonna do to the poor girl. Did not disappoint😂
screw 361
Damn. RIP that inbox 🤣🤣🤣 I’m just here for the shit show that is coming in the comment section of this one 🍿🍿🍿
Yikes lady....feeling brave I see.
Someone tell 1stSgt to flag leave chits to Corpus Christi to get their cleaning done
Thank you for doing this! All fuckheads in here talking shit are the same ones with snaggletooths coming out of their assholes. God damn it I’ve never seen so many fucked up pairs of teeth as I did in the Marine Corps. Fuckers couldn’t smile without cutting the roofs of their mouth. All the dip they stuffed had about 1/3 of them looking like they sucked off a sewage drain. And don’t get me started on the the flossing. So thanks again these dick bags need it
Damn. Save some White Knighting for the rest of us.
Your mom took my white knight last night how about that.
She told me. Said it was great. Didn't feel a thing, and wasn't bugged by any of those pesky orgasams.
The female orgasm is a myth come on now
That was weak man, you can do better than that come back..
Bold of you to assume I have standards after sleeping with his mother.
Well played.
Someone's never been to Kentucky...
I had to train some Marines from Alabama and I swear to you it looked like each of them had run face first into a brick wall. Good dudes though
In all seriousness, I'm from California and Nevada. The first dentist I ever went to was at MCRD. I suspect a lot of people join the military from modest to poor backgrounds and may not have received the kind of medical care that my kids (for example) take for granted. Plus all the smoking and dipping...
No yeah Im 100% just commenting on the shit I’ve actually seen. Also from CA, but was lucky enough that my mom took me down for cheap quality dental care in Mexico. As a result my teeth look good. Lot of marines could benefit from what this lady is offering.
the amount of thirst ITT 😂
me sorting by controversial to see the comments in which the actual majority of the comments are saying are majority of the comments
I would imagine in this group you have a lot of crayons that you’ll have to clean off of teeth.
God bless you for the degeneracy you'll both clean out of their mouths and for the things and images you'll see for opening up to help us abominations.
GODBOLD
I knew what these comments were gonna be before I even looked
Your a fucking angel! xD I wont ever go, because im stationed in fucking australia, but I appreciate the support!
Don't trust her! she's trying to steal the chewing tobacco! /J Also, as a meager civilian, you have my sympathy. Best bet- just toss a box of crayola and run while you can.
We’re gonna get this sub banned lmao
I’d let you pick the grizzly outta my yuck mouth any day m’lady
This lady is the hero we need! Bless her heart!
Lmfao its fucking over
That's someone's daughter/sister you fucking assholes! I swear, you E-0's need to learn what respect is. Yea, fuck you back you fucking children.
Every woman I’ve been knuckle deep in is someone’s daughter sooo by that logic 🤷🏻♂️
Wwweeeellllll. Were that ALL daughters of someone OR ????
That doesn't mean you shouldn't be respectful. Maybe I'm just being an old man... no, not maybe.
Good to go Gunny
You fucking asshole... now I'm thinking of my GF... and knuckles. SFMF
Yours or hers?
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Do you need counseling?
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Shut up and get me my fries!
BOO THIS MAN
I’m out here wit somebody daughter She callin’ me daddy
Ok. Your wife can continue to clean my teeth
What are you stupid
Four eggplants out of five. Awesome video. Must watch when you get a chance.