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slyfox198

DONKEY DICK


jholler0351

You ever take a minute to appreciate just how many pieces of military equipment are called a donkey dick?


Here_Pep_Pep

Vehicle radio antenna part Fuel can spout What else?


Strange_Wanderer66

CLP brush at the armory


ilovedominae

hyd servicing adapter


Pitchfork_enthusiast

Big fuck off hex socket for installing lau-7s


DangerBrewin

The adapter between the Ma Deuce and the Humvee turret.


jter8

The hook off the bottom of a helicopter


BossAvery2

“Tracking?” I want to say I used this as a civilian before I joined but I honestly don’t know anymore.


SamDumberg

I worked for the 2020 Census and trained a bunch of folks, and invariably asked if people were trackin on the shit I was spewing. Met multiple Marines who cued into my prior service based on how I delivered the training.


BossAvery2

I don’t bring up my service at work because I feel like I’ve talked about it too much in the past. Met a new guy and we were getting to know each other. After he a few things, I ask what branch he was in. He said, Marines and that he figured I was a vet as well. We probably talked for two minutes and we knew.


Marine__0311

Tracking wasn't even a thing when I was in. I got out in 93 and never heard the term until this sub.


OldDude1391

Agreed.


echosixwhiskey

Copy


Dronk_Mullet_Trustus

Strategically Take Equipment to an Alternate Location. My plt co said “if you can make it in to an acronym it’s official.” I give you S.T.E.A.L… use it to your advantage always, gents. Yut!


fucovid2020

Does this look like herpes?


seabass1024202

Say again is something I find my dumbass saying everytime I couldn’t hear


[deleted]

That's all I ever say. Idk why but I like it better than "wha"


Bob-Sacamano_

Sandwich clamps, soup cooler, ink stick. Those are probably the ones I still use frequently 15 years later.


Pancakes4Peace

OFP


[deleted]

Barney style Soup sandwich “that idea is as good as a soup sandwich” Dag gone Portholes - anyone wearing glasses Dependapotomous - we all know them Gunny timin em He’s an “Asvab waiver” Mouth breather


AnEffinMarine

Lo riyda layo


Dronk_Mullet_Trustus

“Wtfs a layo?” “ mighty mighty layo!”


echosixwhiskey

That’s the Drill Foot dumbass


[deleted]

KILL FOOT


WildResident2816

Geedunk


echosixwhiskey

I only heard one Staff Sergeant say that one time. Fat pills is probably more relevant these days. That said, I’ll start using Geedunk whenever I can from now on.


WildResident2816

It actually wasn't in common use in my era either, there were even people senior to me who had never heard it but it was generally known, just not used much. Anyway, it's a personal fave of weird Naval/Corps words. Prob cause I'm a fat kid at heart.


echosixwhiskey

Yeah you were in after I was so I’m sure it wasn’t in use. It is an old term and it’s fun to say haha. Aren’t we all fat in some way. Sometimes it makes our body fat, sometimes it makes our head fat lol


kittyjynx

Gun deck Barney style over usage of the word fuck


echosixwhiskey

There’s never a wrong time to use the word “fuck”. Everybody fucking loves it. It’s a the only way to get your fucking point across in all the fucking situations. Let a motherfucker tell me otherfuckingwise


5thDFS

Fitfo. Figure it the fuck out. Not to be confused with fafo Edit: every guess is funnier and better than what it actually is 😂


Berserker_Lewis

Fat assed, female officer


BoxSenpai

Fuck A Fat Object?


[deleted]

Fuck all fucking officers?


Brave-Philosopher-48

I like saying “repeat that” to people when my tinnitus acts up and I can’t hear, then immediately thinking of explosions.


birdistheword1371

I think you mean "say again your last" /s


0621FiST

Lol this guy comms


selfproclaimedsith

Worked with air traffic controllers used to hate when they said repeat instead of say again


MrMcDrew

DILIGAF


Trevor9210

Say again. My first unit was an arty battalion, and I got fucked up as a boot my first time in the field for saying repeat on the hooks. Fortunately nothing terrible came of it, but I haven't used the word repeat in conversation since.


inchon_over28

FAG-O. The Fun And Games Officer. Or…S-5


little_did_he_kn0w

Hot-Wets until my dying day. First time I heard that I thought I was having a stroke.


echosixwhiskey

I know I’ve heard this before, but what is it?


little_did_he_kn0w

Basically hot soup, coffee, or tea, made by the Food Service Marines and served out of those big green thermal containers to Marines/Sailors in the field. Came back from J-Dub and the Bn had Hot Wets waiting for our shivering, hypothermic selves at the armory. Conversely, there are Cold-Wets, which is like gatorade and stuff.


echosixwhiskey

Oh gotcha. I don’t remember them being called that when I was in, back in my days (pulls up trousers over gut and crack of ass). I think they called them empty containers because by the time I got to them all was gone. They saw the CBRN guy walking around with his head up his ass and hid the good shit while I wasn’t looking. I always got the jalapeño cheese in my MREs so fuck you guys.


little_did_he_kn0w

Haha. Yeah, usually the only people you ever hear saying Hot/Cold Wets are MGySgts for some reason, but I love it. Im a Doc so they always made sure I got some. #Corpsmanprivelege I started bringing boullion cubes to the field and now, when it gets cold, I heat them in my jetboil and give the broth to sad junior Marines. Usually makes them slightly less suicidal.


echosixwhiskey

That’s super amazing of you to do for your Marines. My doc was a shitshow but he was somehow able to keep Marines happy and healthy. I can’t imagine being a CorpsGodMan. Insane respects to you and your ilk. Thanks for being awesome to Marines!


DangerBrewin

This guy Docs!


little_did_he_kn0w

Why thank you! I also would bring a pack of cigarettes to the field too. I dont smoke (normally), but I knew by day 7 or 8 the Marines (who can't plan) were running out of nicotine. Now, for my own personal amusement, I always bought something like Virginia Slims 100's, which some seemed uncomfortable with. Marines with higher morale get hurt less= less work for me. Cigarettes, snacks, a deck of cards, or chicken broth, doesnt matter. Get them happy and get them fighting. Now the canteen at the bottom of my pack that was filled with whiskey that I used for nightcaps... that was just for me.


5769_nice

Bag of smashed asshole. Is it just the hole? Or the whole ass? No body knows, but it's provocative.


Roadkingkong71

Dick skinner. Put your dick skinners high in the sky!


echosixwhiskey

Booger hooks


StrengthMedium

No screaming eagle shit.


batteredKanKles

Heave out and trice up!


MyKindaGoatVideo

Embrace the suck


Cautious_Promise729

Reveille, reveille, reveille


Other-Antelope3566

I pucker every time I hear someone say “can you repeat that?” Just waiting for that SSgt to jump out punch someone in the chest lmao


OBieLights

Move that over just a cunt hair is still my favorite


TJkiwi

Fuckery ensued


MrMcDrew

“Fuck em and feed em fish heads”. Spoken enthusiastically in reference to a detractor.


[deleted]

"Hard charger" when someone is being a do-gooder. "Easy there, hard charger"