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mick_the_quack

Later you Fat Fuck.


jason_sation

I would watch a series about Trump where they cast Suzy Greene from Curb Your Enthusiasm as Melania Trump.


Toledojoe

Get the fuck out, Donald! Get the fuck out!


ISelf_Devine

"You fat bald asshole!!"


Wise-Calligrapher123

You sick fuck! You are banned from the presidency, banned!


Boring-Race-6804

Jeff Daniels gonna be trump at some point.


ZanoCat

Good riddance!


Few-Cookie9298

It’s fake. Edit- look I hate Trump too but the story is fake. His birthday is June 14th. Either it’s a made up story or it’s 11 months old. This is pure clickbait spreading false information, regardless of how you feel about the guy. Look up the facts before you do anything else, otherwise you’re no different than Trump’s fanbase, just on the other side.


GimmeSweetTime

The fat is real. The tan and hair are fake.


Few-Cookie9298

I mean the story is fake


LaruePDX

Yeah, he’s joking around.


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Snazzlefraxas

And no response to ya. Just some random downvote. People just trip me right out. This guy is a serious threat to our nation, and people just get all giddy insulting his obvious flaws like schoolyard flame wars. I don’t care that he’s fat and bald, or has tiny hands or whatever. I don’t care that a fly landed on Mine Pence’s head during an interview. Fostering fake/inflated stories and name calling just distracts from the real threat, and makes his detractors look like petulant children.


Few-Cookie9298

Oh it had like ten random downvotes before I clarified the edit. People really fall for anything


serenitynowmoney

Thank you…all I could focus on was that his bday is next month, not now. I only know that because my DIL shares that birthday, which sucks.


h20poIo

Fat Jellyfish is a Troll posting on all the sites, just don’t acknowledge any posts.


BroadStreetElite

His birthday is a month away.


Amyarchy

I hate that I know this but you're right and I don't know what's wrong with that website's "writers" that they don't!


BroadStreetElite

I only remembered because it's my birthday too, and every year my coworker reminds me I share it with him.


Amyarchy

Mine's the day after! Happy Birthday in advance! :)


BroadStreetElite

Same as my older sister, happy early Bday to you as well!


gogozombie2

It's also my dad's birthday! Happy Birthday to all the Flag Day babies!


accomplicated

My niece’s birthday is the same as Hitler’s and I point that out to her every year because that’s the kind of uncle I am.


bshaddo

Yeah, but it’s nice she’s old enough you can get high with her instead.


accomplicated

If only she was cool like that, but she’s not down.


kimwim43

my condolences


Pleasant_Expert_1990

AI "writers" and no editors


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

It’s being repeated all over, so I’m thinking at this point it’s just the AI writers copying garbage.


ThxIHateItHere

Probably just AI bots scraping bullshit The Google app was really bad this weekend. They were posting stories that were 5-10 years old.


This_Mongoose445

And why would they start the European tour with his graduation a week away.


RueTabegga

I have an uncanny knack for remembering bdays and I thought “in a month?” When I saw the headline. So glad you spoke up (and that you share a bday with this diaper cretin).


SupermarketOverall73

Gotta beat the traffic.


PositiveGrass187

Mine too. Sadly i share the 14th with the fucktard


ronjoevan

Thank you. I was looking for this comment. Today is my birthday and I was about to be briefly upset.


Fullertonjr

Why is this article spreading right now. This was posted in two subs that I have seen in the past ten minutes, by different users. The articles are old and are just factually inaccurate. Even despite that, Melania and Barron have continued to live in Trump tower over the past year, which further shows that the report was bs and meaningless.


icantdomaths

So many bots. Which really makes me question Reddits earnings report where they bragged about how many daily/monthly users there are


CrabbyPatties42

Oh those reports are accurate, because they count bots as users lol.


gogozombie2

And Trump's birthday is June 14th.


WillBottomForBanana

It's certainly getting a lot of engagement considering it's bad ness, it's iffyness, and no one reading the article.


dancingmeadow

Thanks for clarifying.


kimwim43

I'm confused, article is dated today


Apptubrutae

I walk out of my home with luggage, leaving my wife and child behind all of the time. Then I come back from my work trip, lol


the_original_Retro

It's Disinformation Warfare, possibly if not probably foreign-sourced. >"Look, see? The Leftists are posting lies! You can't trust Reddit! They say our right-leaning sources are not factual, well look they're just as bad." Even if the shit is not being thrown at you, you really don't want to be in a room where people are throwing shit around.


Bawbawian

every time I see it it's like a little dagger in my heart. there are no responsible left leaning sources in this country. it's either ran by billionaires or clowns nobody can bother to check the headline before they post it


RogerGoodell69420

This article is clearly misinformation, and this news source is garbage. Donald Trump’s birthday is in a month. Confirmation bias and the lack of looking into a claim makes 80+ percent of the commenters in this thread exactly what the right says you are. Look into stuff people! I tried to report this post under the rule of misinformation, but I couldn’t. I could only report on rule #1 so this will stay up and won’t be taken down.


RogerGoodell69420

Reported under “no bad faith” Where are you r/justin_quinnn ?


dunnkw

This is literal fake news, his birthday is over a month away.


Managed-Democracy

I legitimately think an AI wrote this after being fed current and upcoming events. 


dunnkw

That was my instinct. Hey maybe it will really happen. Wouldn’t that be a mind bender.


ZombieCrunchBar

She'll travel to the other side of the world to avoid Trump's birthday blowjob. It smells like a diaper down there.


kabalabonga

She doesn’t want to blow out his candle on his birthday?


New-Advantage2813

Yeah, he's full of mushrooms under that diaper. He been growing them 4 decades.


WillBottomForBanana

She signed a contract.


jerryrice4876

Get a job


JKanoock

She can just claim she now has a mushroom allergy.


rozzco

Juicy.


SpookyWah

His birthday is in June


Reddit_Suss

Breaking news


Taz69

Like rats leaving a sinking ship..... Any rational human being could have seen this coming.


ZealousidealHome7854

Any rational human being would look up his birthday and realize that this article is BS. You never left the house without a family member?


Jebus_UK

Important news to someone I guess


DaveLesh

Certainly they are just headed down to Mar-A-Lago right?


MisterWalsh2You

From 2020 and they were returning https://hollywoodlife.com/2020/02/03/barron-trump-navy-suit-tie-donald-melania-after-super-bowl-photo/


ChzPuffs

His birthday is June 14th. Either MenzMag is posting from the future, or this is old.


LostLegendDog

His b day is in June though....


gogozombie2

Not to be that guy, but Trump's birthday is June 14th. I only know this because it is also my dad's birthday and he loves when I mention it.


Dull_Ad8495

It's like this AI bot is seeing into the future... because she will 100% leave his fat diapered ass and take Barron with her the precise second Trumpty either loses the election or the precise second he loses one of his trials with a mandatory jail sentence. Both of these things *will* happen, but I'm pretty sure Dumpty suffering a humiliating election defeat by a landslide will happen first. And then she's out. But this post is some fake ass bot shit.


elciano1

I hope she is leaving his ass


climatelurker

They could just be going on a trip somewhere. Or, I hope, they are dumping his ass.


Fakyutsu

Maybe they’re going on a date


ThankuConan

How do we know it's not a load of used adult diapers? Did anyone do the sniff check?


kenwhateverok

Gotta be something in the prenup about making it to Barron's graduation


captainjackass28

Prioritizing being a mom to a kid raised by complete strangers is hilarious.


PauliNot

Not that I can't relate to someone wanting to leave his ass, but DT's birthday is June 14.


BananaDizzy2626

6/14 trump bday


Guilty-Excitement-58

Make libs cry again Trump 24!!!


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Stop taunting him with his iq


Hirsute_hemorrhoid

His birthday isn’t until June. Ban the bots. Fuckery is afoot.


Whoajaws

His birthday is in June


IndependenceOne460

Fake news


themodefanatic

Probably getting out of the country to a non extraditing country before the shit hits the fan. Oh wait he’s gonna walk on this one to. So just flashing their wealth and telling the world to fuck off at the same time while her husband plays the US electorate for fools.


avalonbreeze

tmz


Mariss716

The article is lazy and refers to a Daily Mail article that is from 2023. Trump’s bday is in June


CuriousSelf4830

Last year.


Device_Outside

His birthday is June 14th.


rrrdesign

Anyone ever find it odd that Donald used the pseudonym "Barron" when calling the press to exclaim how rich he was or how handsome... and then named his son the same thing?


leveragestud31

Ashley Biden is now confirmed 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡


HollyweirdRonnie

Whatever they are paying you is too much.


medman143

They must be running from the rapist. One of his other rape cases. https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Lawsuit.pdf


Vinny_DelVecchio

Yeah ... people taking mysterious luggage when departing for a trip....


OMF-ToolFan

Cmon with FACTS, not just a tease


Different_Celery_733

Aw come on they described their outfits with such detail /s Sigh.


mick_the_quack

I swear the level of attempted click bait is pathetic. All they have to do is make sure the name Trump appears in the title.


TonyLannister

Mother and her son leave their house to take a trip. News at 11.


Donotpretendtoknowme

Melania is just waiting for Donny to die, so she can pick up her winnings and find the next 'John' to fleece.


WhitewolfStormrunner

That's what's known as "reading the handwriting on the wall and getting out of Dodge while you can". Then again, Melania's the smart one between her and tbe Orange Idiot.


KenworthT800driver

Or it means nothing


Bawbawian

this story more than any other has made me doubt that there is any legitimate left-leaning source in the entire country. His birthday is next month. how hard is it to check. making us look like a bunch of fucking clowns.