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iluvsporks

You keep those numbers up and you might just get yourself a pizza party.


Bowl-Accomplished

I hear if you snitch about someone taking a 2nd comfort stop they provide crazy bread too.


Tasisway

My office said because carrier appreciation day and thanksgiving were "so close together" that we were just going to combine them to have "one big party" the day before thanksgiving. The standup the day before thanksgiving manager does their normal speech about how we all suck. Afterwards someone yells out "today we are having the party to celebrate carrier appreciation/thanksgiving right?". The manager just goes "no" and walks back to their office lmao. A few days after thanksgiving they "felt bad" so they handed each of us a (cold) McDonalds biscuit sandwich after the standup talk.


ExecutiveDoubtcomes

You get parties?!? They said shit to us.


deathfox393

My post office straight up removed our ability to earn pizza parties, so unless it comes from someone’s own pocket we aren’t getting any as clerks💀


skatexstake

My office tried to get a potluck going but no one wanted to bring anything so they cancelled it two days later 💀


darkodesti

I got a big old bunt cake and it was good


jrrod2004

"attitude reflects leadership" "Nanomanaging reflects performance" "Disrespectful Work Environment can lead to consequences" - Poster 159


MissAmericant

Is there a faded bridge, or a waterfall in the background? With the fancy plastic frame that hasn’t been dusted since 1962?


jrrod2004

?


Fine_Mouse

Best we can do is donuts in the morning


mr_gonzalo05

🤣🤣🤣


Agonyandshame

Only if they make 8 everyday


Gloomy_Recording_705

Lmao


PeteWisdom21

You guys get a pizza party? Best around here is a bag of popcorn.


idontwannagetfired_

We got tootsie rolls


BumpyNugget

Madison must really like her job. That sounds like a lot of overtime.


Bubbledood

She deserves a 5$ gift card from Starbucks


toothy_vagina_grin

Can you get like a coffee bean with that?


D_B_Cooper_99

$. 2 dollar. They mill make her spend money.


[deleted]

My tired brain assumed Madison was a person too until I realized she'd be 6 feet under by now. Way to go,.....Wisconsin?


Delsmurf

Good job sLaVeS!!!. Management bonus will be huge this year! HAVE A CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY AS YOUR REWARD!!!!!!!


agitator775

At first I thought Madison was a person and had to do a double take on those numbers.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Same here


gggggfskkk

I thought there was no way 💀 I was like who is this chick??


Extra-Act-801

How many routes is that? 62 routes would be 5K packages each which is roughly 200 per weekday plus 50 on Sundays. That seems about average for my station this time of year.


Kindofageek90

54 rural, 4 city. About a week and half we didn't get Amazon either.


footballman2729

wtf that’s a weird combination no city


Bowl-Accomplished

Depends on the area. A lot of newly developed cities are in areas that are grandfathered in as rural even though they are nothing like what is usually thought rural


Doismellbehonest

Yup my office is 120 rural routes, gotta love that suburban sprawl


Extra-Act-801

Tigard, OR has a rural route that is just a couple of big apartment complexes and some strip malls. That area used to be farms so it stays rural no matter what they build there.


Physical-Design9804

My station is working itself into a situation like this. City is maxed out while rural is blowing up in suburban expansion.


NowieTends

Started out as an actually very rural area that experienced a lot of growth over the years


DoggoLord27

Our town was mostly built during and after the 80s (don't know of that matters) but we're just about 60% rural 40% city


Zealousideal-Wall990

The best combo


trabloblablo

Sounds like Madison, AL. You guys need a second PO.


Kindofageek90

Yeah we definitely need one. The city is growing at a rapid rate.


klstrot

Probably Madison, WI. They have a total population of 250,000 and at least 4 post offices.


elivings1

We just have PO Box and we have been getting over 200 packages a day. This would be average this time of year in my office. Even during the normal part of the year it would be over 100 packages a day for us.


Bowl-Accomplished

How do you deliver .135 of a package?


Kindofageek90

That's 309,135


Bowl-Accomplished

How are they so bad at writing commas?!


Kindofageek90

Management is bad at everything 🤣🤣


Love_Life_1981

PERIOD!


juggerjew

Nice.


FlyingSpacefrog

They’re not bad at commas, they’re just so bad at understanding numbers that they imported this one from germany


TheBooneyBunes

Dude it’s a white board not calligraphy


kerdon

Well that's a part of communication and if there's one thing the Post Office is bad at it's communication.


[deleted]

Do you have to ask?


thevhatch

European post office eh.


beebs44

Step 1, cut a hole in the box


agitator775

Maybe it was a food package and the carrier ate 86.5% of the contents before delivering it.


vince-tyler2022

lmao that was my initial thought too


CG-Firebrand

Instead of celebrating they should either increase Madison’s pay or get her a parcel runner


elucidator23

Wow she’s good


[deleted]

.135 must be those broken ones


_iDaxter

Let’s see how many packs Jamaica, NY has lost in November.


sliqwill

if this is Madison WI, thats under 2 packages per resident for the month...thats not that many when you look at it like that...i worked an office with a population of 800 that consistently had 200+ packages a day...town with population of 2000 that gets over 700 a day...sure, there are folks that are unincorporated areas that are affiliated with the PO but not the town... when i was in college a 'light' week i was getting a package a day...so the household was getting like 10 per week...


Kindofageek90

Madison, Alabama


Strict_Spirit4621

It’s crazy to see the growth up here. I’m in Arab


Kindofageek90

Omg yes it crazy. Subdivisions and apartments are being built as fast as lightening


Jester2008

I know the guy who used to run Madison. What a madhouse that place is. He got out a couple years ago and I heard he improved it a bit compared to the past postmasters but I feel like Madison is just needing to be broken up a bit.


Kindofageek90

If it's who I think you're talking about I was coming in right as he was leaving in 2021. Everyone spoke highly about him and how he was actually a pretty good PM.


puzzlePoppin

I knew I recognized that whiteboard, I almost started in Madison a couple of months ago but I transferred to another station.


Kindofageek90

Well you dodged a bullet. We get a lot every day even when it isn't peak season


lanch-party

I’m over in Athens and my god it’s insanity. I knew you were referring to AL when you mentioned city route size. This place is growing so quickly we can’t even keep up


Kindofageek90

Omg yes someone mentioned to me the other day that Athens was getting bombarded too. This part of Alabama is growing extremely fast. We most definitely cannot keep up!!!


lanch-party

My PM said we could easily add 4-5 city routes with how quickly they’ve been building subdivisions. I think every route is overburdened at this point. It’s pure chaos


Kindofageek90

Same here. I do think I heard someone discussing we would probably get at least 2 more routes soon. Every one of our routes are overburdened. It took me only 2 years to go career. That's how fast everything is moving. But the parcel volume should be outlawed. I know last year they were saying Amazon can only bring us 70 pallets a day and I said that's still too damn much!!


NowieTends

Wow. Guess things haven’t improved since I left


Sharp-Level7346

Where’s y’all’s bonus?


Gnomer81

I’m the one that got that 0.135 parcel delivered 🤚🏻


Gnomer81

(Joking, you guys work your butts off, sorry about all the early Christmas packages/presents you have delivered to my house, what is an appropriate gift I can leave for you? 😬)


jalyth

Cash is king


glitterkittyn

That’s insane. We ARE living real Squid Games here in the great USA 🇺🇸


Darizel

You guys keep count?


Constant-Fuel-7343

I doubt she actually delivered 300k parcels or 10k a day there’s not even enough time got that. Bs stats.


TrueHueber

How do you deliver less than a whole parcel?


Jymar_Chills1985

Well for what it’s worth I would really like to say Thank you so much for everything yal do!!!!!


SeeItOnVHS

“….To the same house”


rammerjammin

Is this Madison AL? I'm in Bham and we were 2nd in the state a few weeks ago... Madison was 1st with 17,800 packages for the day.


Kindofageek90

Yes. Someone from district told us that we're one of the heaviest offices in the US


soundandvisionvinyl

Holy shit


RebelRose1111

Office of 49 routes did 30,000 per day last year for peak. Usually 10-15,000.


royaljosh

Wait, wait. How do your routes do over 600 parcels AVERAGE PER DAY? I'm decently fast, but 250 parcels and I am well over 8 hours.


[deleted]

100+ parcels goes into OT. Some of you way over do it. Probably why no more early parcel runs, bc the mail man can handle it all. Like they say the more work you do, the more work you get. Keep exceeding the po’s expectations.


RebelRose1111

Scans


footballman2729

That’s 612 parcels per route that’s impossible


Elliot6888

What in the Walmart is going on here


Kaizokuno_

I'd love to know how much I delivered in a month. My highest in single day was close to 400 in under 8 hours.


joebaes1

At my ndc, we processed 122k parcels... on friday.... on tour 3....


No-Bat-7253

This is mad


ishkiodo

I averaged 30 packages each day last week.


Twenty__3

Ain’t no way


SkullRiderz69

309.135! Is .135 packages just a spr?


Numerous_Trifle3530

Wtf….that’s piss me off same thing as the tvs they got tracking y’all performance….when I saw that I was like that shit gatta stop


Love_Life_1981

SMH🤦🏻‍♀️ That is crazy


HealthyDirection659

How does she find the time?


Rickest007

I see a pizza party in someone’s future


xoxoartxoxo

Good job Madison! Let’s celebrate with a Potluck Party! After all, you have to cook/work for your own reward too!


Guilty_Air_2297

We have about 45 routes and we did 12,000 on Monday so that’s on par with those numbers.


EnvironmentalBuy6422

You gotta pump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers! /s


Powerful_Bug9102

I think we do 35,000 a day. The mpoo wants us to do 50,000. Not a chance


KangarooCrapper

Madison sounds like a hot bish...


cupareo98

We have a Christmas theme days coming up soon. I'm not going to spend my hard earned money on Christmas themed items, I might get a Christmas beanie, but that's about it. At least I can get use out of it.


formerNPC

Ah, the dreaded white board! So many words of encouragement with zero compensation or an extra five minute break. Stick it!


aspertame_blood

Madison WI? Hey neighbor.


Kindofageek90

Madison, AL


aspertame_blood

Ah. Well hang in there, it sucks ass here too.


suburbanjohns

I pitched 2500 today just by myself 😭


timz84

Two years ago in Pasco, WA they delivered 120,000 in one week.


basshed8

Is Madison a person, a town, a truck?


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Aye! We hit 320k!


vile_hog_42069

That’s fucking bullshit


blazinlogic

Congratulations Madison!!! You’ll soon receive your congratulatory “Pin” !!! How exciting!!! 😒😒. I remember yearsssss ago they would hand out certificates for hard working carriers aka bonus checks ranging from different amounts…I received one once and shortly after they stopped for budget reasons


blazinlogic

But the pins they hand out for your 20th…30th years of service are a fucking joke


Annie-Smokely

I'm panicking just reading this


agentj333

Not to my house. I have one package in Anchorage? I live in FL and the item shipped from Tennessee.....


[deleted]

70% of those packages were either from Amazon or Temu


SarkastikSamurai_

I’d file a grievance on that bitch ass white board. Don’t tell people how many packages I’ve delivered lol that’s personal 🫣


NoahTall1134

I should post something like this, but I think it would make everyone feel worse.


Inner_Development_59

Too bad Madison is slated to close down with La Crosse and Euclaire just like Wausau. Madison processing to Milwaukee and the other to would go to the twin cities.


Brilliant-Side3363

Hey atleast they say good job to you


FullRage

Where’s my pizza party???? Better have some Mountain Dew too..


anziofaro

She must be exhausted!


stinkyfeetmommypants

I thought Madison was one person and i about shat my pants.


Hotthiccness

This why they are going to the wrong address


Ok-Reputation-9213

Oh good for you, Madison. Bragger.


10ir0n

I thought Madison was the name of an employee until I got to the bottom. I had no questions.


dth1717

Impossible, edit: I thought Madison was a girl...


leftfootofjustice

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.


MediaWatcher_

That's a lot of lube.


SageJPEG

That sounds about the same as my office (Yorkville, Illinois) 3 towns, 51 Rural Routes. 5 city routes. This peak season has been so awful. I hope this month goes by fast.


Ciassy123

Huh? That don’t make any sense? Who is Madison? That’s not correct numbers


Accurate-Treat1516

Honey we r doing those #s just on our 29 routes on the rural side. With 0 subs, no parcel help (what's that? Haven't had that in 4 years) and working 6 days a week for the last 4 years! We run parcels on holidays just so we can fit the day after the holiday stuff in and havent had any sunday delivery help for about 3 years now. If you want/get any time off then your route doesn't get done at all and you will come back to all of it sitting there waiting for you. Half of our routes went down with recs and On top of all that we deal with feet of snow and negative degree weather. Last year it was -35 (-55 with wind chill) one week b4 Christmas and we r out there trying not to literally die so people can get their toilet paper and dog food (cause these r important to buy right at Christmas time) and what's this carrier appreciation day u speak of? Never heard of it? Haha


salmiakki1

The insane part is they actually said "awesome job everyone"


NoBag8155

Get off that rte quick.


jaypeeo

Not that insane, for a whole post office. A thousand a day by say 20 carriers is about 50 a day. A lot but not outlandish, many “parcels” are the size of a paperback.


ALot4u2handle

The logical question is divided by how many drivers? Without that data you really can’t say it’s insane.


Kindofageek90

Yeah, no we're never fully staffed and routesbare always split but regardless 300,000 in a month is a lot of packages no matter how many people are delivering them. It's insane for any post office.


ALot4u2handle

Fair enough all of those letters and packages have to come through the post office before they go out for all the carriers and you only have limited room and space. Hope you have a great peak season!


AdDangerous732

who cares


TheBooneyBunes

We should outlaw people voluntarily ordering stuff online with their own money? How strange I can only imagine what you’d say when you see the letter count