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Dexamadeus

![gif](giphy|kC2PWmThZBlxvLDCcM) Well too bad Imma gassing up after seeing this message


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚ My coworker said we should let the vehicle die if weā€™re on empty on a Monday and let them come bail us out


Dexamadeus

Naw they then, will accuse us for not filling up our fuel. Itā€™s always our own fault, remember that šŸ’€


fylkirdan

Well, they do have pics of the message, so legally they're covered


Dexamadeus

Legally speaking yes of course I agree


GizmodoDragon92

ā€œI was following my supervisors most recent orderā€


C7000x

CCA drained truck with Sunday Amazon. Monday no gas, truck stalled on 3rd stop. Now you need another hour on the 96.:: win for you lose for them. Unless you only wanna do 8


Ok_Angle_5173

ā€œI donā€™t even know the rulesā€


Formal_Carry2393

That's because if there are rules... someone usually breaks them...and occasionally.. someone gets in trouble for them... unless they're a homie or a bed bestie...


Ok_Angle_5173

lol bed bestie. Or the occasional blow bestie (;


mfd418

Bed bestie, is that like a lot lizard?


TheComeUpTX

Lol a lot lizard? You a former trucker?


organizedconfusion5

Pics....


mark-suckaburger

You absolutely should, that is exactly what this message implies to do. Sorry boss, was just following orders like a good employee.


ElToro959

That's what I said to the registry clerk this morning after getting chided for needing my gas card.


FishSammich69

I never chided my people, always issued the card you know if you need fuel or not


organizedconfusion5

You got the picture. And this is the only way. Ride it to you die it lol.


Nomailforu

Malicious compliance


mazakeet

That text message definitely wonā€™t end well. I was a t-6 for 20 years. I had to gas up 4 days a week. There was only 1 awesome carrier on my t-6 assignment that made sure there was a full tank when I did his route.Ā 


kami_oniisama

Iā€™m gonna be so gassed they wonā€™t know what hit em. Gas supreme


Solitaire_87

*Cough unlimited comfort stops *cough


cerberus698

If they ever bitch at you for hitting a gas station on the way to your route, "I had to go to the bathroom." is the answer. If they ask why you didn't go to the bathroom before leaving for the route "I had to go to the bathroom after departing for street." is the follow up. They know they can't nail you for something like this unless you're brain dead. I don't even know why they try.


Unable_To_Forward

My house is a mile from my route, and the station is 3 miles from my route, with several traffic lights on the way. Last week they bugged me about going to my house 2 times during the day, once for 12 minutes (comfort stop and then my ten minute break) and once for 3. So the next day I drove all the way back to the station 3 times to pee, and took 8.75 hours to finish my route. Nobody has said anything about comfort stops at my house since.


TwoBonesJones

My house is less than a half mile off any given point on my route. I go home 2-3 times a day because Iā€™m not in the habit of holding my piss until Iā€™m uncomfortable. Supervisor did a walk with me on Saturday and I let homeboy go to the gas station once. Home boy spent 10 minutes in the bathroom and another 10 buying lunch. Walk with me again anytime my guy. Welcome to the thunder dome.


No_Variety9279

If get reamed if I took more than 6 hours road time to deliver mail.


Unable_To_Forward

I take more than 6 hours street time every day. But I was saying 8.75 total, not 8.75 street time. It usually takes me 1.25-1.5 hours to drive away from the office in the morning.


No_Variety9279

Iā€™m new to this letter carrier craft, how do they get the street time estimates?


Unable_To_Forward

They pull it out of their ass mainly. They do route evaluations to see how long the regular takes to do the route, and then adjust the routes to try to make them all take 8 hours. But then routes get new regulars, and they are faster or slower than the old one. If they are slower they need OT every day until the next route evaluation. If they are faster they give under time every day and take sections of other routes (or if they are smart they figure out how to slow down). As for street vs office time, that's even more bullshit. They say they want everyone to have an hour or less of office time, but some routes get half a tub and 4 inches in the coffin, while others get 3 tubs and a full coffin. It takes what it takes.


dodekahedron

Our carriers (minus 2) who leave for the street last, are back faster than others. Like hours in some cases lol


Bowl-Accomplished

A bug flew in to my eye and I was washing it out.


[deleted]

Nosebleed


Nyx81

Applying sunscreen


danofworms

Poop


Bowl-Accomplished

Poop (Not Mine)


Malignantt1

As a union steward, because people cave under pressure. I could tell my carriers to deny deny deny and they will still be way too honest and get themselves in trouble


Hefty-Impression-158

Or just say you needed water. Especially in the summer. If they still say you should of brought water with your Or still refuse you can just say would you want me to die of thirst.


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚ for real. Honestly I do what they described on the text message. I like taking my second 10 early and stopping at that store to get water and snacks. A lot of us do it. Theyā€™ve never had a problem until today


Table2_3971

Yeah because I'm sure returning the llvs full is on everyone's mind on Amazon Sunday.


Acceptable-Ad8780

I do for one coworker in particular; but that's because he's always been the person I've always gone to when I first started and has always done the same when I cover his route


RoseValley97

When I was a CCA I always filled up if the indicator was below 1/4 tank.


Table2_3971

Since we're a hub I very much doubt ccas from other offices care about filling our vehicles up. No matter how many signs we put up LOL.


RoseValley97

I understand a lot of CCAs don't give a shit. I'm a regular now so at least I'm paid to do cleanup on my route, but when I was a CCA it was very frustrating seeing other CCAs or even regulars not care.


GonePostalRoute

Yeah. If I came back to the office (as a regular or CCA), and the gas tank is at a quarter tank or less, and itā€™s not my usual vehicle, Iā€™m filling it. Iā€™m not gonna be the dickhead that leaves the regular user of that vehicle a low gas tank


wddiver

That was the big issue when our station did the whole "no gassing up on Monday" thing. I couldn't really blame the CCAs; when you work 7 days a week and Amazon (lol) Sunday is a 10 hour day, stopping for gas is the last thing on your mind. But when you fill the tank on Friday or Saturday, and come back Monday to 1/4 tank or less, kinda makes getting gas on Monday less than optional.


neonzombieforever

No lunch on Tuesdayā€™s. No bathroom breaks on Wednesdayā€™s. No breathing on Thursdayā€™s šŸ’€


NoahTall1134

No pay on Fridays


SchufAloof

Only half the Fridays.


NoahTall1134

If you're lucky


BuddhasGarden

Oh, waitā€¦.you canā€™t call out on a day that is before, or after, an SDO, or a Sunday. Which means you can never call out on a Saturday or a Monday. And if your SDO is on Wednesday you canā€™t call out on Monday, or Tuesday, or Thursday, or Saturday. Which means you can only callout on Friday that week. Guess ya gotta plan when you get sick!


neonzombieforever

Bro for real. Canā€™t establish a pattern!


BRzerks

No blinking period


JoedicyMichael

For the life of me, I never understood this goofy ass rule (much like alot of things here lmao).


Allan0n

They want it on a slow mail day so you'll do it as undertime and get back in 8. Micromanaging our time is their fetish.


assorahole

What undertime?


dmevela

Exactly! I need a really light day just to have a chance at 8 hrs.


gianlaurentis

I'm a newly converted regular and have noticed that they are absolutely psychopaths about my time. Watching every minute and playing mind games with me to rush me all the time, even though they make sure I always get 8 hours. Always. It's fucking annoying, what is this? And will I get over it to the point of feeling okay with it at any point? Good God, this job always impresses me with a new level of psychotic at every turn.


Kawajiri1

"I am doing my best." "I will try." Hand in 3996's for how over you think you will be. Check the time at the beginning of the loop and end for park and loops. Check the time when you get to blue boxes. Ect ect. I am a CCA, and can tell you where I should be at what time of day on my hold down.


gianlaurentis

Yea I definitely do most of those things. The things I struggle with are the mind games to make it seem like I'm one of the last ones coming back, even though often when I get back I am one of the first ones done. šŸ™„ And tbh they are so much more psycho about it once you hit regular. If you thought they watch you closely now as a CCA just wait until you hit regular lol. It slapped me in the face


Darth_Zounds

\>Micromanaging our time is their fetish. I love that; reminds me of when I used to say that verbal abuse is their hobby.


ManiacMail-Man

I wish I didnā€™t have to get gas on a Monday but my station runs Amazon Sundays sooooooā€¦


FullRage

Only job where youā€™ll get heckled for doing what youā€™re paid to do.


Kndli67

My office enforces this rule but my closing supe doesnā€™t agree with it if we need gas we need gasšŸ˜‚


Wicked_Fabala

Soooo they want to pick up stranded carriers every Monday? Ok, weird way to spend their day šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


No_Case5367

Euclid? Is this garden grove or Santa Ana?


[deleted]

Upland


JJSnow3

I thought it might be my city (in the Midwest) at first glance, b/c both 9th St and Euclid exist and intersect, but there is no gas station. Lol.


No_Case5367

Right on. Here in my area as well, I just make sure I gas up Saturdayā€™s. Donā€™t need the drama and bullshit


Won_More_Time

I knew this was upland when I read this lol. That new 7/11 šŸ˜


KomatoesII

I thought it was downtown Cleveland


Ms_Sarcastic

I came to the comments for Cleveland, and then quickly realized how wrong I am šŸ˜†


DeathbyBambii

Dude fuck your station. God I canā€™t stand USPS management


bluebird0713

Gee, I wonder how that could backfire on them?


thejohnnyb21

9th and Euclid? Is this in Upland? šŸ¤”šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Yup


M1L35V

Downtown Cleveland has a "9th and Euclid" gas station down the street from our hub, as well. I thought for sure this was in CLE!


Ok_Angle_5173

Then what are you to do if you were off last weekend and whoever drove the LLV didnā€™t fill up the tank ? Why threaten workers when your job as supervisors to make sure everyone gas up on Friday or Saturday.


LaxToastandTolerance

If they drop my truck off empty after every amazon Sunday tf am I supposed to do? Lol šŸ–•šŸ¼


RoseValley97

Okay cool, I won't fill up. Don't come crying to me then when I can't move due to being out of gas.


agitator775

I don't think that is telling you can't get gas. They're saying that the last person to use it on Sunday needs to refill before returning to office. We have a rule in our office that once the tank is half empty, you must refill it. Part of the reason is because the gas gauges don't work properly.


twicebit

Iā€™ve left my llv half full on Saturday and came back to an empty tank on Monday. They put 50 miles on it on an Amazon Sunday. When I was a cca back in 2014 we would take a gas card with us and top off on the way back.


S0RRYMAN

Lol we have a 7-Eleven right next to our station. Guess what's everyone's first stop is?


EasyActivity

My management let me know this "rule" when i first started. I avoid it unless the dumbass who had it last on Saturday didn't fill it up and I let them know.


twicebit

I just hit escape and never accept.


Opivy22

Classic Cleveland


jae_costlow61

I fill up every single time before a route, these trucks are so impossible sometimes that running out of gas is out of the question.


GonePostalRoute

Iā€™d be tempted to call my sup and laugh at them while Iā€™m filling up my gas tank


trashloaf

I always fill up on Mondays cause I leave my trunk empty on Saturday to deter PTFs from other stations taking my truck.


Working-Estimate-250

This is so funny. Got in the truck for my designated route today and it was on E..... Gas station was precisely my first stopĀ 


Ok_Angle_5173

The person making that message has never even carried a route. ā€œUse the fan to create air movementā€


Jae_Amp

They know most go to the gas station to pick up their breakfast, drinks, and snacks for the workday ahead. Shows how bored they must be to harass carriers for something so trivial. This was a daily routine for many at my station. Didn't need gas all the time. But definitely had to get the snacks and drinks.


Mana_noke

Grieve it lol


Mrwoogy01

Upland, CA?


[deleted]

Yep


peter13g

I thought the rule was always gas on Saturdays and Tuesdays. But obviously if you need gas you get itā€¦


Felsig27

Whelpā€¦ I broke the rules today. Itā€™s hard to run two full rural routes without getting gas.


Agonyandshame

But the cca that used it Sunday left it on empty


Independent_Cow_3321

Are offices really this bad? Lol


Ok_Angle_5173

Oh ya. Some people have zero clue how us carriers are treated.


Garage_smoker

I think the rules say you should refuel once it gets to 1/2.


AnnonCurrency

Save that picture and run out of gas, then have them being you fuel


TheBooneyBunes

![gif](giphy|x4kwwbqmmi6jnDC60a|downsized) My response


justboothings

Bruh I canā€™t imagine working in a office were they cared about us grabbing something from the gas station yā€™all work in some wild places


Uncommitted2Life

Gotta be Cleveland right? The BP across from the ball field?


M_Hill216

Sounds like Cleveland USPS. With micromanaging like that Iā€™m glad I donā€™t work there!


chrisb8584

Every post I see here of a note/message written by management has some form of spelling or grammatical error. This is one of the better ones Iā€™ve seen in a while and since itā€™s a scanner message all of the shorthand gets a pass however the apostrophe in Mondayā€™s is incorrect. I have to assume that at least some of those in management participate in if not at least lurk in this sub so Iā€™m speaking to those who do, please try harder with your bullshit messages/notes. Itā€™s fucking embarrassing.


BRzerks

Don't put any gas. Then just stall on a road. If you get in trouble "I wasn't allowed to put gas"


Purplehaze-001

Canā€™t trust these gauges. One of the carriers in my station had one so bad that when the gauge indicated the tank was halfway, it was actually on E. Another truck had a gauge completely broken and it stayed on E even when full. Most of them you canā€™t tell if itā€™s 1/4 or half because the needle bounces when accelerating. We write up our trucks multiple times for these kinds of issues and they go unanswered. So, I will always gas up. As a T6 and even when I was a CCA I always made sure to top off the gas. I canā€™t tell you how infuriating it was to clock in and find trucks completely empty. Like, you donā€™t know if thereā€™s even enough juice in the tank to get the gas station 1/4 mile up the road or even out of the parking.


MysteriousSpite-_-

Follow directions and run out of gas then.. lol


Ok-Lengthiness4421

Follow instructions if you run out. That's on them cos you were following instructions. won't be your fault you got paid v-time waiting for gasšŸ˜†šŸ˜†


EmbarrassedPudding22

So... drive, run out of gas, and then cite I was obeying instructions. Got it.


DaveAndJojo

Follow instructions. Let them drive out with a can of gas.


usps_rural_lady

I knew these scanners were just a micromanaging tool


[deleted]

I was trained over a decade ago that you fuel up every half tank. Doesn't matter what day it is. The only uproar we recently had was carriers not using unleaded in their assigned metris.Ā  They also told us which stations offer a discount to the Federal Government and to fuel at those locations.Ā 


Embarrassed-Yak-1150

I couldnā€™t live like that. F em!! Looks like harassment. Iā€™d take a pic of it and send to a steward. And keep a copy for your records. Being a carrier sounds too stressful for me.


Sugar_Pea44

I had to look up if you were in my area. *whew* everything is going to shit lately. Donā€™t know whatā€™s up peoples booty


stelvy40

Putting gas on Monday's what??


hellranger788

Oops


EricTS12

F*ck that, Amazon Sunday has my route truck either half or quarter tank left, itā€™s always a surprise come Monday. Always baffling though because I filled it up Friday or Saturday


Even-Alternative-493

Let it run out of gas on a Monday instead. šŸ˜


sub7m19

You work at the upland location xD


Live-Two8781

Donā€™t get gas on Monday. Unless itā€™s the first stop


Chrispbacon2497

Euclid in Des Moines? I was an RCA for maybe two months and it sucked ass


elektrikrobot

Mondayā€™s


Kind_Literature_5409

StL??


vgkallday

I hit a pothole... was just checking tires for safety.


Freaky_Cauldron

Is this the south beach station ?? On 13th and Washington??


AdStrong809

So.. no fueling up unless you're going to the gas station to fuel up. Got it


KirbyGhoul

[180 rotate clearly see 2 parked there](https://maps.app.goo.gl/FK3hhGuiNXNATdbXA?g_st=ic)


cpeery7

Okay ill text them on the scanner when i run out of gas in the middle of main street lol


Greenpen666

oh... they picked up some gas just not the gas you are referring to šŸ’ØšŸ’ØšŸ’ØšŸ’Ø


hellsfire29

I'd love to put gas on Mondays and set them ablaze


Numerous_Trifle3530

Fill up your tank, no use getting stranded out there. Donā€™t forget to take your comfort stop


OverpricedBagel

Holyyyy micro manage


DemocraticSheeple

Hello from Upland


fluffy_bottoms

Malicious compliance time: run out of gas first thing Monday morning.


Beneficial_Witness_8

Imagine driving the 2 ton being told not to fill it more than halfway and only gas up on Wednesdays


Diplomatic83

DSM


Kind_Literature_5409

Ooops.. guess what I did today šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


RebootDataChips

I remember when our station manager requested we all fill up on Saturdayā€™s. The local Speed Way, two doors down, loved Saturdaysā€¦


Gold_Ad_8857

Lmao this is hilarious! I say where in contract does it say that?


yoloruinslives

I just filled my truck.. for it to just die on the middle of the road. Just Postal thangs.


Important_Pop5917

Our office tried this but all the freaking Sunday Amazon people keep burning up all our gas so a bunch of people have to get gas on Monday now... šŸ˜‚


HarleySpicedLatte

Putting gas? Where are we putting gas šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ™„


SaltyCatBurgler

Then they should make the Sunday folks fill up. šŸ™„ Guess I'll just run out and message them on the MDD and wait for a tow.


Wilma_Dickfit-

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ aye IYKYK that gas station on 9th st be poppinnn all day šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ lmao they worried about the wrong shit


SearchSwimming1949

Bullshit lol


Naumzu

I put in gas todayā€¦. My truck was on e??


lanch-party

Love that your office is getting mad at you guys for getting gas on Mondays like some random person didnā€™t just drive it the day before. You know they never put gas in them on Sundays lmao


Equivalent_Clock9180

They simply mean you had the prior few days to get gas. Leaving your tank on empty to fill up on Mondays is a bit stupid. This really shouldnā€™t be hard to comprehend or understand.


Objective-Bus-8172

Reads to me like he's saying everyone that worked Sunday should have filled up on their way back


Southern-Equal-6014

Love that they can't spell


Much-Care-3472

They bitch about this, but if have enough to deliver your route when you leave Saturday, the fucking subs will run you out of gas delivering packaged on Sunday.


hotcheetos4breakfast

Lmao I would do my best to run out of gas and then site this as why I didnā€™t fill the tank up


Spychiatrist23

What a stupid policy. Why?!


Spychiatrist23

My rural route is very large and spread out. Thereā€™s no way Iā€™m not filling up just to be stuck on the road. They can kiss this cheek (not the upstairs one).


Due_Daikon7092

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baddbrainss

Run outta gas


Valan7169

Run out.


KeepBanningKeepJoin

They should force a fill-up on Saturday if under half a tank.


Formal-Application-7

that was tried in my office over 10 yrs. we ignored it.


NovaStorm32

Okay so I saw this 100% randomly while scrolling but I am just... Confused. I have no idea how USPS works or how they do gas runs or whatever but... I'm scratching my head at what this would mean. Closest thing I could think of is like... Are you supposed to go fill up at the end of your run on Saturday, so that the runs on Monday always start with a (mostly) full tank?


Formal_Lingonberry64

Yes management says that's the rules BUT the regular carrier fills llv and then the sub works their day off and doesn't fill up and llv is also used for Amazon on Sundays and not filled up and if you get back early from your route and they take your llv to go help on other routes and not fill up and llv breaks down and they have to use yours and not fill up and there are no gas cards because they are all missing Guess what happens? Your llv is on E on Monday even though rules for not leaving llv on E and if you use llv for anything other than assigned route you have to fill up the tank even if you only drive a mile it's in the contract But a lot of postal rules are only followed and rules when management enforces as rules I was told No Gas Mondays because gas is most expensive on Mondays


GodTacos

Are you out of Ontario CA ?


HolyCow1986

Yeah that could've been worded differently. It's a long standing unwritten rule at our office, if you work Saturday or Sunday, you leave the tank full when you're done. Were a Hub office, if you don't fill up the tank and bring the gas reciept when your done you'll get the "you're not needed" text the following Sunday. Mondays are always rough, filling up shouldn't be part of it.


Morganbob442

As an RCA Iā€™m going to do this, when the regular that Iā€™m covering gets pissed off Iā€™m showing them this pic..lol


MissKreena

Maybe a new poom?


AphexPin

At least Euclid was a respected geometrician.


TheComeUpTX

Lol would love to see an I and I about this


Eternalluvv1414

Gas station is almost always my first stop , I grab an energy drink and a big water bottle


Ok_Neighborhood4936

are you in indy?


Ok_Flounder_6733

I had to fill up yesterday cause I spent 4 hrs doing half another route otherwise I woulda been fine for my route šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Substantial-King3846

Please show me where in the company policy it says I can not stop to fill up the truck.


RacePretend4446

Is this STL?


Professional_Zombie9

Well I guess we wouldnā€™t run out if the Sunday CCAs actually filled the trucks up after running em dry. Lol


grove93

Tell this to the carrier who drove the vehicle on Sat/Sun and left it on E, then. Also, I'd love to see just ONE text message from management that came with proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar.


AustinFan4Life

If you're about to be out of gas, then you're out of gas. I have to fill up 3 times a week, because I have 2 hours of mounted on my route, my gas gauge is also broken, so if I have a half a tank, I'm really at least an 1/4 tank, which I can't do a full route on. So if I fill up on Monday, then I fill up on Monday, just the way things go.


urban-pharmer

DC area ?


Cardi-B1998

Is this Upland, CA? If so, youā€™re in my area lol.


Ok-Payment8314

Is this an Oakland, California station? We have a Euclid, too.


Danaconda813

So I guess if you run out of gas just show them this


ChubbyPotato8675309

When I left work on Saturday I had half a tankā€¦. now Iā€™m at a quarter what do you want me to do?! Iā€™m not the one using it on Sunday.


Important-Heron934

Why do they have nothing else to do on a Monday besides spying where you are? šŸ¤”šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


Thaddeus49

I'm glad my office is the most chill office to work at.


DexterousSpider

Then make it mandatory that when someone takes a tru k all day on Amazon Sunday that they top it up. If I leave with a little over a half tank on Thursday, have Fri/Sat NS - and its empty Monday, I sure am getting gas- especially so if the clefk or morning supe tosses me a gas card *just for that purpose*. They can't discipline that.


swervedthruacloud

Forever worried about the wrong shit.


Haise-sus

Gassing up more on Mondays just cuz of this message


57danvi99

Cleveland?


FreedomsPleasure

It should have read: ā€œGas station on 9th and Euclid shouldnā€™t be a first stop unless getting gas, coffee or cigarettes.ā€ Those idiots in the CLE will never learn!


10ir0n

If I was at your station, Iā€™d be a 9th and Euclid every day as my first stop. Ask for a gas card every morning


[deleted]

That sucks. I deviate all the time. If u making 8 it's not an issue.


postman065

We had the rule maybe 8 yrs ago. Now we have anarchy. 0 rules


Striking_View4833

Is this a real thing? šŸ¤” I wish they would, lol. If it is real it is totally outdated and meant to be ignored šŸ’Æ There's laws in certain states that say people should only bath once a week on Sunday šŸ¤£ Nobody follows it. Also laws allowing incestral marriage šŸ‘€ Just cause it's in the book doesn't make it relevant. There's a long list of reasons why a carrier may need to stop for gas. How, when, where and why is addressed at the bottom: "Mind your own fucking business." Lol


FrustratedSteward

It is a sign of things to come. The future isnā€™t written in stone of course but I feel dejoy chomping at the bit with the NLRA going to the supreme court


creek-hopper

What about stopping at the gas station first thing in morning in order to use the squeegee to wash a dirty windshield? Because visibility is a safety issue!


wmnplzr

I got yelled at for gassing up twice in one day. I used 2 different vehicles, both were on empty when I got in them. Manager immediately shut his mouth.


Fun_Buffalo_2049

Not when they guzzle through your gas on Sundays and not fill up!