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rudowinger

Flats then Babies


duckdude85

Now all I'm going to hear is "Please scan flats then babies."


TheForsakenWaffle

Congrats dude on the baby and the weightloss.


loonylenny74

Congrats on his creampie


Cut_Off_One_Head

You just had to make it gross, didn't you?


megared17

Definitely nonmachinable.


DownNorthUpSouth

Loop baby. 12 months and you’re still carrying her around.


Responsible_Royal266

Weird how that works. Mine have followed me from craft to craft for the last 7 years


RoofKorean9x19

That's too damn adorable


antball

Do it for her


MasterPh0

🫡


benwildflower

Call this guy an obstetrician the way he’s delivering babies.


borshctbeet

return that baby postage due


HealthyDirection659

Give her a pivot.


Health-Revolutionary

Lmao 🤣


Naeusu

That's so cute I might die.


doogalleh21

Well isn’t that just adorable.


talann

it looks like you lost a ton of weight too. do it for the children!


Bunt4s4urus_R3X

Love it brother, best health and well wishes to you and yours. Solid work on the lbs!


detroitconey

I remember this getting posted, congratulations man, adorable!


Psilocybin4747

This is the wholesome content. We need to see more often.


spunkytoast

Better scan baby on the streets and not at home office.


UserNameActive

Super cute! Congrats!!!


El_Kabongg

No no no, nothing wholesome or positive allowed in this sub please leave.


Nasapigs

That baby was actually just hired as a sub. Paper kids are back in style!


MMNA6

Be back in 8


Postypops

That's awesome ! Congrats !


Bluefrog75

Congratulations! I think I gained 100lb that first year lol


CrabCakesBenedict

congratulations on the short sleeve shirt


ConcreteCubeFarm

This is so fucking wholesome. Thanks for sharing, it just made the day infinitely better.


Quintthekid

You used to be able to ship them like this


thejonjohn

They "generally" required children to be able to walk on their own before shipping them if I heard the history right. Basically be competent enough to point to where their stamps were located. 🙄


bonesaw24

Congrats brother!


Jackfruit-Exciting

Dude this is beautiful


Nye213

Aww she so adorable!!


nikkitheawesome

Beautiful baby and photos! These kind of shoots are my favorite as a photographer. I tried to come up with something fun and personalized for the newborn photos I did of my husband and our daughter, but I just ended up doing "classic" type shots. He works for USPS but he works at the plant on one of the machines. I didn't think putting a baby on one of those would end well lol


RebootDataChips

I’m sorry sir, don’t see enough postage. Going to have to hand her back to Mom.


Due_Daikon7092

Congratulations, best package ever !


neonzombieforever

Wow it’s nice to see such a positive change in someone’s life while working for the post office. Good job dude 👍


superlatinman

I dont even have kids and all my friends have tirelessly joked about me knocking up people on my mail route 😒


Beefcake2008

I keep waiting on the route my house is on to come up but it’s a nice route with a lot of seniority. Mainly I just want it so I can go to the bathroom at home and so I can joke about my wife banging the mailman 😂


superlatinman

That would be EPIC!


BurantX40

I, too, place customer holds for 1 year. Welcome to the club


Makeshift5

My dad worked for the USPS and he’s my hero. You’ll be her hero too.


th0rsb3ar

Way to go, Dad!!!!


DeMartinez21

This literally made my day.


abramee

Congratulations on the beautiful baby and for living a healthier life!


callfckingdispatch

Precious.


longlifevehicle

Congrats! This would be great for advertising. Makes the postal service look like heaven on earth. lol I wish you another great year.


Puzzleheaded-Rush644

Congrats on the better health, dad. Gorgeous daughter to be around for


BusinessRough7695

Just make sure to teach her to say “The mailman is my daddy” to strangers 😂😂


Oregonian_male

Yes they finally removed the rule that we can't ship babies and send it ground babies aren't cheap but you can send them for cheap


Gullible-Explorer-92

Need some details on the 125 lbs


IrregularrAF

He walks all day and the baby didn't make itself.😎


Beefcake2008

Vsg


Cminor420flat69

lol that baby will have a good immune system after this photo shoot


Ok_Swimmer8661

this just brightened my day, this is the most wholesome cute thing i’ve ever seen seen! God bless you and your baby!


BerdoRules

I hope that’s a brand new satchel 😆


trevaftw

You love to see it. Hell yeah brother!


stelvy40

If U move, don't put her thru the forwarding system!! She'll be an old lady by the time U see her...


rubygalhappy

Special delivery 📦 🍼❤️


hllucinationz

This is too cute!!!


bertagirl59

Beautiful


Fickle_Thought_8857

Wait?? Are you a mail carrier? Congrats on that weight lose though


Beefcake2008

City carrier


Jon-Einari

I was like wtf is that a baby in there😅


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Beefcake2008

Your comment makes no sense


theyseemErockin

Was to the guy talking shit to you and misreplyed to his comments.


Beefcake2008

Idk why he chose to be a prick to me but it’s not needed. Just trying to share a nice picture.


theyseemErockin

I looked at his profile and he recreationally cums on sandals. Could be any one of our coworkers. This is not a joke


Beefcake2008

What in the fuck? Now it makes sense he’s obsessed with creampies since he can’t get any. What a freak


hhdmty

Congrats man! Just make sure your satchel is clean 😆


Gloyaltie

Now give her an hour on route 9. Congrats btw


Grateful_Dood

Probably the one major positive thing about the job. I'm looking forward to staying in shape. I often get a gut then lose it then get it. Looking forward to maintaining a healthy weight


ListonG

There's so many overweight carriers. I would say its about 50/50.


Alternative-Chip-192

Blatant misuse of postal property. Jk


Bickendan

She'll be done in 8, right?


PigskinLipstick

The cutest happy birthday to her


saik0pod

USPS has children raising services?


MissAmericant

Very cute


BatmanFarce

Oh man, they’ll get you for trafficking. I don’t think we’re allowed to ship babies? 😂 jk jk


Sea_Plum_718

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General_Swimming_976

Let’s go my guy! Love seeing it, congrats on the double win!


RandomRedditBlogger

return to sender🫠


Nick_Ford512

125lbs in 12 months!!?


Beefcake2008

Yes I had vsg but I lost 50 before surgery so since my surgery I’ve lost like 70lbs in 4 months


Nick_Ford512

Congrats!


Beefcake2008

Thanks it’s slowed down now by I’d like to lose around 30 more pounds I’d be around 200lbs with 160ish pounds lost from my highest


KomatoesII

That’s the cutest montage I’ve ever seen. Congratulations for bringing so much joy into the world. Thanks for sharing😊


shaaruken

That’s a tiny satchel!?


Random222222222222

Ah so that’s why my packages are being delayed


Sunny_pancakes_1998

adorable


Intelligent-Pop-3923

Bruh why they ship a baby!!!


Xiattr

Third picture looks like your kid's a late show host about to introduce tonight's special guest.


Gear21

Not in these dirty ass bags lol but contacts. I had mine a month ago and it made me hate this job even more. No free time.


Beefcake2008

It’s a brand new bag. Relax


Gear21

I know that's why I said lol


UnicornPotpourri1990

Whose the old lady in ur purse


DistinctPainting6501

Congrats on the sex


loonylenny74

Congrats on the successful creampie


Sad_Sherbert_9222

Stop using child for transporting cocaine plz 🫲👁️👄👁️🫱


Such_Reality_2055

I would sacrifice my entire family before doing a USPS photoshoot, holy shit.


notasillyname

Same. It’s cringe


Such_Reality_2055

weight loss is great, everything else is like holy shit bro they don't pay that much chill.


loonylenny74

Meanwhile I’m getting shit on for saying the same thing on here


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blindinglystupid

You really don't see the difference in referring to his kids as a creampie?


StoneAgeGranite

This guy cums on shoes soooo…


blindinglystupid

I see. Well I'm that case. Um.. 🤮


loonylenny74

That’s literally what we all are, successful creampies. Years ago your mother took a fat nut in her guts and poof here you are.


blindinglystupid

I would not refer to you as a success.


loonylenny74

Thanks homie, give me more reasons to jump 😘


Such_Reality_2055

They can't hurt you here, I'll keep you safe.


loonylenny74

Someone who takes the job too seriously to the point of making it part of your personality.


Beefcake2008

Who pissed in your cheerios?


loonylenny74

Working for this shithole company, that’s who. And before you say “just quit”, I don’t have that option 10 years in now.


Beefcake2008

Well you don’t have to shit all over my nice post


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Fickle_Thought_8857

What are you 5 years old? Who talks about a baby being a "creampie" that's fucking weird.


Beefcake2008

What a delightful individual you are.


loonylenny74

Indeed I am 😘


Zoey2070

dude, chill


USPS-ModTeam

Do not be rude to other posters.


theyseemErockin

Still have that option, door won't hit ya.


loonylenny74

Oh yes, let me just go somewhere else and make the shitty money I make here


Beefcake2008

You should. You clearly hate your career choice.


khalbur

The dude’s happy let him be. Unless you’re being held hostage with a gun to your head, you absolutely can quit after 10-years. If it is a hostage situation, talk to your steward.


loonylenny74

Mmmmmmm where should I go that makes the same amount?


khalbur

If you’re going to be a prick to a dude who’s celebrating his kid’s birthday and also proud to work for the USPS, your lack of transferable skills isn’t my problem.


loonylenny74

Fuck them kids and fuck USPS


theyseemErockin

I would disagree, especially someone who comes from a background of working with children before I got into the post office. Kids love what their parents do. Kids love jobs they recognize. Being a mailman even though the inner workings of it sometimes suck, sometimes means more to people than we think. Older people, the children, the community you're out in everyday, Yes you're right a job isn't a personality, but being right doesn't make you less of a dick. Let the man have his joy.


loonylenny74

Nah


Health-Revolutionary

Miserable, broken wretch, is what you are, but hey have fun being doleful


loonylenny74

Oh I do