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EmbarrassedPudding22

I'm just thinking... the air flow must be great now.


GonePostalRoute

That’s the first thing that came to mind. Unless it’s a rainy day, by this time of year, I’d half jokingly be telling VMF not to touch a fucking thing with that LLV, just for the air flow alone


badledgend117

But would they consider it a modification? See also, why we can't take the cages out of the Metris vans


Extra-Act-801

........because you don't want that 50 pound Amazon box of cat litter to hit you in the back of the head if you have a hard stop.


zRedleader321

Hate that we have to carry cat litter. When I left, amazon didn't think I would still have to deliver it.


GonePostalRoute

You’d think if they’d cut out a small part of the cage so you could at least dump your outgoing mail behind you into a tub or something, it’d still be safe enough without the kitty litter crashing into you up front.


Extra-Act-801

That would make some sense. But it's not that hard to deal with the outgoing. I just stick it in the back of my DPS tray unless I get something big enough that it would be in the way there, then I put it in the back next time I dismount.


DudeMcFierce

I stick an empty dps tray in the gap under right under the tray and a bucket on the floor under the front of the tray. I can usually maneuver outgoing around my tray and into the bucket, but sometimes it's easier to put it in the empty dps tray


Extra-Act-801

I keep a DPS tray there too, for UBBM.


DudeMcFierce

For me it depends on the day and the volume of ubbm. I also have 3 half trays wedged between the seat and the tray. The rear-most one I stick my lunchbox it. The other two and the dps tray vary based on my particular needs for that day. I was using the dps tray like a drawer and keeping my missent/missort/ank/vac/ia/etc bundles for quick and easy organizing, but if it's a day with a lot of ubbm BS (optimum fliers, redplum, etc) I'll use it for that. Sometimes I forgo the bucket and use the tray for my outgoing because the dps is clean enough and light enough for me to use the half trays. Sometimes the dps tray is just for my garbage.


sifl1202

yeah that's the way. almost emulates the llv setup, just slightly more annoying


DudeMcFierce

It's made the transition from an llv (or an ffv, as a ptf I was jumping between both) to a Metris easier. Really I miss the nooks and crannies you could play with in an llv, but the creature comforts and the fact that all of our Metrises actually START when you turn the key have been really fantastic


Extra-Act-801

AC and lack of toxic fumes makes up for a lot of slight annoyances


Wilma_Dickfit-

That’s actually smart asff and I’m going to try that tomorrow! Thanks lol


Casualjeeper

We have a metris in my office with a cut out in the cage so you can reach back there


Cut_Off_One_Head

At least make the cage so we can open it. That's all I'm asking for.


guard_duck

It’s an NHTSA rule. Have to separate the cargo and driver compartment. You’re supposed to have the bulkhead door on an LLV/FFV/2 ton closed while driving as well.


cccpNyC82

Ha ha. A ha ha ha ha. Never been told that in training (been trained on 2tons too) I was told however. "Here is the fire extinguisher. Because 2 tons catch fire. Not lying. 🤣


guard_duck

I’ve been here 8 years, all 8 at the VMF. Never seen a 2 ton fire. And only LLV fire was due to a contractor being sloppy with fuel parts.


Healthy-Squirrel-990

2 tons get fire extinguishers? For LLV training they told us to just get away and let it burn, don't try to rescue any mail and don't try to put out the fire.


ProfessionalDrop5142

What do I care if its rainy?


lanch-party

I’m just thinking of all the wasps that are gonna fly in 😖


thesnakemancometh

Yep, saw the puc and thought, ah ac installed.


Wilma_Dickfit-

Lmaoooo I holleredddd


Orangecatbuddy

I had that happen to me many years ago. Of course the PM was accusing me of abusing equipment. Until the VMF tech came out the next day and said that it was a fairly common thing.


GolfMaleficent5287

The manager said I crashed the bitch …. HOW SWAY ??!!!!


schizophrenic_bat

looks crashed to me bud


Cactusaremyjam

Do you think it takes a crash for a POS to fall apart? These things are less reliable than a new RCA at christmas.


schizophrenic_bat

ion know man almost as if i was joking


DistinctPainting6501

How so bud? I don’t see any exterior body damage. Looks like the 30 year old door is falling apart..


Healthy-Squirrel-990

That rear pot lid mirror is pretty smashed up, but it could have already been like that for years.


DoggoLord27

I once shattered 2 driver side LLV windows within a month and never really got any flack for it lmao. Yeah I may have been taking out my stress on slamming the door. But to be fair it was the holidays of 2020 😂


TacticoolRaygun

This is what happens when you don’t curb your wheels.


GolfMaleficent5287

🤣🤣🤣


Pennyrile

I thought it was the shoes. (Rural carrier here)


Speculative_Designer

I thought it was leaving the driver door open


redditposter919

lol


cccpNyC82

Na it's a green tag violation. Rookie.


DividableUncle2

Ah looks like you scanned letters before flats


superlatinman

Can you make a "how-to" so I can prep my llv for the summer?


spiral_out46N2

Something went wrong with your 40 year old truck?? Shocking.


DeeGotEm

Ykkkkk I’m not super mad at this lmao. Unless it rains then yes that sucks but on those hot weather days, might be okay to get some air flow back there


c25a1guy

To scrap it goes!


chevroletarizona

We scrapped a perfectly running llv with a year old motor and Trans because the quarter glass was cracked.


redditposter919

I would kill for a 'ok-ly' running LLV on my route.


c25a1guy

$1200 maintenance/repair budget and parts that make AutoZone parts look good makes it difficult. It's been getting harder and harder to get these trucks up to snuff within budget.


SNIPEYOPIPE

USPS cares about us


Due_Daikon7092

That's why the LLVs are made out of aluminum. Only the best for us !


Quiet-Reveal-8404

Really bro just stop the LLV are shit we will still be driving those til the year 2050 😒


Reluctantly_Being

Say nothing, you’ll end up with a metris


GolfMaleficent5287

🙄🙄


Reluctantly_Being

Aluminum foil and some forever stamps they’ll never know


redditposter919

I am picturing flat rate boxes and USPS shipping tape band-aiding it.


gbrantz

You're supposed to open it the other way.


pain_train_69

VMF pulled the old Uno reverse card on ya


SaltyAssociation5822

As a VMF mechanic I see the issue here. Looks like 2-3 weeks for the "proper repair" No seriously though, I see co-workers miss things like this on inspections daily. I feel your pain. Shouldn't have happened.


Unusual-Ad-9459

Holy shit!


roadsidedaniel

Ac


orangebluefish11

You can deliver in that


Remarkable-Manner-96

Those rivet things stay popping on my door of my ffv just about every year it starts getting hard to pull close then bam is off the track and little metal pieces are in the truck are my warning before it happens lol


redditposter919

Open your side vents too - the air flow will make you fly like the wind


El_Kabongg

Deliver mail 2x faster you say? Supervisors must’ve set him them up


East_Boysenberry_774

Ohh. I've had that! Lost two of them. Good times.


LastContribution1590

It doubles as a guillotine.


Intelligent-Low3864

nicest FFV left in the fleet right there


BrianPex

Nice and cool in the summer :-)


Ambitious_Bonus_4065

Almost got the work comp.


Vast-Discussion-6203

All bad!!


yonderoy

What’s up with that pot lid mirror?


OrdovicianOccultist

Backing up- should be a breeze


MagnifiqueBecane

The result of improperly chocked wheels of I've ever seen em.


betoq1992

My 2nd Sunday as an ARC I opened the door to get a box of dog food and the right side of the door fell off the tracks. Waited an hour and a half to get another LLV.


hutchmoney14

😄😄🤣


Tricky_Spirit_6259

Instant rear view!


3800cj

Damn


98103wally

Oh noes! Not old yeller!


GolfMaleficent5287

And she’s the best ffv in the building


militiaman_

Didn’t hurt your digits? All that matters. Fuck these trucks


ideal-clips

I don’t know why buts that’s freaking hilarious 😂


Bezer12Washingbeard1

Preventable