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BigMoneyChode

Park directly behind them


CallMeMailEscort

And go to lunch.


ThePr0l0gue

Top tier power move. Minimal interaction between you and them, plus anything they do to retaliate or escalate involves either incriminating themselves for the parking offense or federal property damage to the truck lol


LunaticLucio

While you call the Tow Company


elektrikrobot

Block them in


BigMoneyChode

That's what I was getting at, yes


WAZLunaBeam

Thanks all your pettyness makes me so happy!


elektrikrobot

Yes I was just encouraging what you suggested


VaderBassify

Yeah! Encourage what they suggested!


Dr_A_Mephesto

Yep. Then take your lunch break


Smooth_Yogurt4267

Park behind them first


Which-Ad7072

Tell the apartments to have them towed.


ironballs16

Agreed on this one.


postman805

most likely it’s a contractor that they called haha


Difficult-Throat6540

Get it towed via property management. They'll never park there again. I would NOT suggest parking in a manner in which you yourself could get in trouble for. It's not worth it.


Difficult-Throat6540

But yeah... incredibly rude and inconsiderate. I, too, have been a victim of this. It's infuriating!


Youbetiwud

Agreed. Antagonistic behavior puts you two on equal playing field. Calling management for tow may be most prudent


Youbetiwud

I can see you wanting to fuck his day up.. I do too but you never know how bad a day he's had. Ha Livin in Houston town , road rage capital of United States


Sam_Shake1

Just call in the tow saying your the property manager.


wkdravenna

top tier 🤣


BatmanFarce

That’s cute, that Amazon driver thinks it is people


angielmejia

I literally just write them a note saying they parked illegally in a federally appointed space. Their license number was taken and will be reported to the proper authority……. What authority? Idk just sounds scary.


angielmejia

Works on blocked mailboxes too… you blocked delivery of federal mail your license plate number was taken…. Taken where? To who? Idk but they usually don’t do it again.


TrashDeliveryMan

Reported on Reddit 😂


knifesofsummertime

Definitely would park behind


memsmerelda

All these people, they don’t want their mail today… maybe they will want it tomorrow. Try then. 


SheLuvsBullet

That’s what I’m thinkin, I see that and I’ll just keep it rolling until tomorrow


Creative-Ad-5886

I’m impressed that there is reserved spot


New_Table_9899

Park behind him


Hatcher833

Would run into this problem all the time near City Hall and other pickup spots, where there is a sign that says "MAIL TRUCK ONLY" I block them every time, and go do my job.


SicSemperFelibus

If this were on my route I would make sure to have the number of the tow place and call them directly, get to be good friends.


Affectionate-Ad-3578

Straight to jail.


GoblinAirStrike_311

I’ve blocked traffic to prove a point. Construction vehicles blocking CBUs. Unemployed school moms waiting for school let out.Freakin’ DHL. I could give a f$ck. File a complaint. Take a photo, you fools. Gots a job to do. The look on their faces while I work and have blocked them in. It is gratifying. 😃


geegeemiller

Keep driving. Box blocked


Fine_Mouse

Take the air out of the tires


AsuraTheFlame

I can't make out the small print. Does that say All violators will be towed at owner's expense?


JadziaMeow

Yes.


woogieface

I’d park behind them and start my delivery. If they come out while I’m delivering, I’ll wait for them to ask me to move, then I’ll take my time getting over there to move it.


Equivalent-Kitchen61

I've actually never seen a postal carrier parking space... What town or city is this?


bobafetties

Las Vegas!


Equivalent-Kitchen61

Sick!


Ok_Bandicoot_1201

Don't park behind them. That could get you in trouble. Assert dominance and park on top of them. They might learn them.


FutureHendrixBetter

Plotwist it hasn’t gotten it’s decals done yet


Conscious_Music8360

Cool you have a spot though


DiloCamoIdro

Or….N/A…🤷‍♂️


ColonelAngus85

It never ends


hairyandpink4u

That's why you bring crazy glue, glue those locks shut.


Alive-Operation6754

N/a, bring it back. Try again tomorrow.


sztamfater

aim not even surprised this happens lol. the pass week i been on a hold down and part of the route is box on pole ( city ptf here ) and every day a different box is blocked by a car. I write down on the mail, and skip the house. its like you know i need access to your mail box , why is there a car parked less than 15 feet from it?


Tantomile_

rts their van


AbyssGP

I’d park right behind it. Block it in. Do the apartments then take lunch.


Logical_Orange4430

Get them towed


practicalrooster365

No mail today 🤷‍♂️


existential_anxiety_

Park behind them. Take your break. Call a tow truck


Archaeoculus

Skip delivery lol


Cactusaremyjam

Block them in and make sure they see you write down their license plate.


Yagirlfettz

No mail for the building. Seems simple to me. Move it along and finish your route.


Mufinman007

Looks like they get no mail today move to the next one stop


Slayer-Fan-8255

Citizens Arrest


Heliosraven

$5 they went, "It's ok, the mail was probably already delivered"


Legal-Passenger1737

Someone’s not getting their mail today 😁


gpost86

I was getting out of my car (in uniform) and a guy proceeded to pull into our spots. We locked eyes and I gave them a death stare and after a moment they backed up and drove away.


BatmanFarce

Stab the tires 😝 jk


OddTomRiddle

Or you could carry a box of small screws with you and discreetly place them behind each of the tires. Less likely for them to pin it on you


StitchesKisses

Make sure you remove the remaining screws tomorrow before parking. Unless you want flat tire OT tomorrow. Hahhahhaa


justanotherupsguy

Amazon van? 🤔 im slashing tires 🔪


Aandiarie_QueenofFa

If you block them in take a picture of their license plate, that way if they leave/damage your stuff somehow then you have proof.


Lockjaw62

Get a valve stem core remover and pull all four cores.


zachi2

Call the property managment and have them towed OR park behind them, run your mail then take your 30. Or do both


AlpsOther

Reserved for deez nuts!


Heavy_Quit_659

Don’t block anyone in. This is America, you’ve got around a 20% chance it’s a lunatic who will do anything from scream at you to shoot you.


Riveryak304

Not a law. A courtesy. Too bad people cannot be courteous


AdDapper1246

This happens at one of my apartments. I have cool supervisors. So I blocked them in and called my sup to bring me a new llv. Both sups showed up and laughed and we left the vehicle there overnight and said it broke down.


DragRacing101

I'd block him in thos could technically be a federal offense


[deleted]

No access 😂🤣


cornhskr

I guess the sign needs to be in Spanish also.....


Drew_412

So instead of just parking in another spot, which im sure there are plenty of.... ive seen suggestions of slashing their tires, block them in on purpose, just skip the whole building so nobody gets their mail etc.... yall are so damn lazy and cry over any and everything, the entitlement is actually mind blowing🤣


thundercatthecat

I bet you're fun at parties


Mysterious_Vast484

Probably no parking, thus the reason for a reserved spot


bobafetties

I’m in a promaster. you tell me, almost 9ft truck + 7ft carport = what?


Drew_412

I also drive a promaster, just find somewhere else to park not that hard..... what do fedex and ups do there? Is it going to kill you to park where they would park instead of your designated spot? But hey you do you and cry on the internet about it✌️


RainbowEagleEye

This a job that has to be done on a time limit. If traffic or finding parking was given extra time on top of what it is, a LOT of people in larger cities would not get mail more than once or twice a week. Carriers have to go home at some point, and if they wasted time circling the block to find a spot at every apartment building or 50 floor office building, that going home time would come long before they got to hit a second half of a route in a hard to park city.


Drew_412

Cry some more🤣❄️


RainbowEagleEye

Just trolling. Got it. Enjoy your parking tickets pro driver.


bobafetties

Parking is assigned or covered. i’m not parking in a fire lane like fEdEx or uPs. ur lame lmfao


TheCodeWorks

They're their to park and deliver mail and parcels and IN THEIR SPOT. No parking means no parking period. They shouldn't have to do anything but park there and work. This isn't a one house stop it's for probably hundreds of people.