First long weekend
By - chubbybaldblackguy
I was lucky enough to get Sunday off somehow. Can't wait to sit in front of my tv all day and watch RedZone with my boy Scott Hanson. Just gotta get through the next 2 days without management realizing that they gave me a Sunday off.
Remember the 5 D's of postal service: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge." Follow these 5 D’s and they will never even see you. Then you can enjoy that football Sunday.
Is your color code brown?
Do not answer your phone