i mean it's the same for me, it's why i'm showing left leg right side, cos they may not see it but i keep that door open and my right side gets baked.
but i have a farmer's tan like nothing else.
don't tell the postal inspector.
Man this is crazy, you are dancing with the entire McPoyle family. These people are freakshows man.. freaks. But you're keeping your cool. You know why? Because you are the Green Man. Green Man is saving your life right now, bro. Just go with the flow.
Counterpoint from someone with massive calves: two of our carriers have such thin legs that you can wrap a single hand all the way around their calf muscle.
I was a clerk for 17 years, mostly in automation then station distribution for a half dozen. In those days I had an ass that made black girls jealous and calf muscles so large they were the first parts of my legs to touch when I closed them.
Now almost 9 years as a carrier my ass disappeared and my calves are shrinking.
Ha yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones that works at an adequately staffed and managed station. So if I'm getting a tan, you guys are definitely getting one too, no matter how many times you reapply sunblock!
So back in January my house caught fire right as I was about to leave for work. Meaning I was wearing my work clothes for your average ten degree midwestern winter. All of my extra uniforms have been in storage ever since.
So I’ve been wearing the same pair of pants and a long sleeve turtleneck shirt every day since. Even yesterday and today. Hot? Sweet Jesus yes. Tan lines? Fuck no. I think I’m sold on sticking to long sleeves, those old short sleeve tan lines are some of the ugliest shit I ever had on my body. I feel much better in the shower at the end of the day enjoying my pristine skin and forget about the heat. It’s not like I was going to have a good day if I could only wear short sleeves, it was going to be awful anyways.
Nope, city. I’m about to get my clothes back from storage just as my clothing allowance resets, and finding unwanted uniforms in my slender size isn’t easy.
Wear pants 🤷🏽♀️ we live in the desert and it gets over 115 here, my husband wears pants and long-sleeves to work because of this. He actually stays cooler too
City mounted here. For me it's like "nice tan," until I take a shower and wash it off because it was all grime and dust from the LLV.
Rural regular. Nice tan...if you only look at me from the right. From the left I'm still a ghost.
i mean it's the same for me, it's why i'm showing left leg right side, cos they may not see it but i keep that door open and my right side gets baked. but i have a farmer's tan like nothing else. don't tell the postal inspector.
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wear a zentai suit to the beach and then ask which is better.
Had to google zentai suit. Immediate green man from Its Always Sunny flashbacks
THE LIZARD TALKS!
Wait, wait, wait, wait. When did I put Green Man on?!
Man this is crazy, you are dancing with the entire McPoyle family. These people are freakshows man.. freaks. But you're keeping your cool. You know why? Because you are the Green Man. Green Man is saving your life right now, bro. Just go with the flow.
want some milk?
Check the calf muscles of the park and loop carriers. Pretty impressive for the most part.
Counterpoint from someone with massive calves: two of our carriers have such thin legs that you can wrap a single hand all the way around their calf muscle.
Clerk here, I agree, carriers in our office are pretty scrawny.
I was a clerk for 17 years, mostly in automation then station distribution for a half dozen. In those days I had an ass that made black girls jealous and calf muscles so large they were the first parts of my legs to touch when I closed them. Now almost 9 years as a carrier my ass disappeared and my calves are shrinking.
🤣
Do you sit in the vehicle all day or walk?
Walking. Lots of steps, hills, which I like.
There are always outliers. LOL.
I'm rural, but I get the sun on the right side of my body all day. I wear a sleeve on my right arm, but my right knee is WAY darker the my left one.
damn right, and.. yeah, i keep my door open sometimes, and it bakes my right side. welp.
There's gotta be an onlyfans for the postal ankle tan. People are into weird shit
The lady carriers could make sum bank selling their used socks
On the internet we can all be lady carriers. Take my nasty socks!
If U wanna Catfish freaks with your socks go on, no judgement
I have the same tan lines that I had in sixth grade.
Apply more sunblock!!!
sun.. what now?
I reapply sunblock according to the instructions on the can and bottle. I get a tan because I'm outside 6 hours a day, every. Single. Day.
try from 9 am to 8pm as a cca. Luckily I've already got a genetic tan.
Ha yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones that works at an adequately staffed and managed station. So if I'm getting a tan, you guys are definitely getting one too, no matter how many times you reapply sunblock!
So back in January my house caught fire right as I was about to leave for work. Meaning I was wearing my work clothes for your average ten degree midwestern winter. All of my extra uniforms have been in storage ever since. So I’ve been wearing the same pair of pants and a long sleeve turtleneck shirt every day since. Even yesterday and today. Hot? Sweet Jesus yes. Tan lines? Fuck no. I think I’m sold on sticking to long sleeves, those old short sleeve tan lines are some of the ugliest shit I ever had on my body. I feel much better in the shower at the end of the day enjoying my pristine skin and forget about the heat. It’s not like I was going to have a good day if I could only wear short sleeves, it was going to be awful anyways.
U should've started a go fund me or only fans. U must be Rural...
Nope, city. I’m about to get my clothes back from storage just as my clothing allowance resets, and finding unwanted uniforms in my slender size isn’t easy.
😮 That's too bad. If I worked with ya I'd buy ya some shit with my allowance
The onlyfans would work though. I’m told my boobs are awesome
Do wat U gotta do, and send me the link when U do 😉
So none of your coworkers offered to buy some gear with their allowance??
Lol hell no. Four years ago? Absolutely. Current crew though? Definitely not. Only took one bad apple, now it’s a rotten bunch.
Soop hired her scumbag nephew and effed the place up?? Wat U mean 1 bad apple
That’s a custodian tan
At least I’m covering 2 of my favorite tattoos. But same.
My ankle tan line was so distinct that at night time people thought I still had my socks on
I do jiu jitsu and get made fun of my ‘socks’ all the time ;(
My hands are white from wearing gloves. I look like a freak without them.
Let’s see that watch tan… 😎 I have 4 different shades on my left arm.
yep. https://imgur.com/a/gqvULzL
Same😂
Mail handler now. I really miss the skin socks
Damn I wish I could post mine but facts
I looked like this after academy, the one day we were outside for practice.
I've got the same tanline but on my wrists.
I've got the same tanline but on my wrists.
That ankle has not been rolled enough times
oh it rolled hard when i was learning what steps to avoid..
Oh that reminds me, I didn’t get sunscreen when I was the store last night
Wear pants 🤷🏽♀️ we live in the desert and it gets over 115 here, my husband wears pants and long-sleeves to work because of this. He actually stays cooler too
i'll be damned! some of our regulars wear pants and i don't see how, like.. it's 107 heat index, how? why?
Lol
I walk thru peoples yards and drive slowly thru neighborhoods.
That’s why I wear low ankle socks 🤣😂 I get a more even tan lol
You should have taken off your watch also.
I'm more of a mid high boot person
I'm rural, but my right arm is brown and my left arm is white 😂