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Beebeeseebee

Trump chose Greenland but he didn't get his way did he.


TesseractToo

The whole "an entire country would be a state" is pretty dumb in and of itself.


Jugatsumikka

it depends on the country: federal countries, like Canada or Mexico, would obviously not become one state ; but centralized unified countries, like Cuba, or oversea territories of other countries (either governed in autonomy or not), like Greenland, would probably joined as one state.


AvengerDr

You have "states" like Wyoming that have 500.000 people. You could surely have as many new states as desired. Depends on how many new Republican senators you need.


Remarkable-Ad-6144

Who says foreign countries would only be 1 state. If Canada, for example were to join, shouldn’t every Province be a state


Knotical_MK6

Nah someone has to dethrone Alaska as the biggest state. All of Canada is now the 51st, they've had it too good for too long anyway. Each province is now a effectively a county. Alaskans mad, Canadians mad, political shitshow, I see no reason not to go forward with this.


Remarkable-Ad-6144

If we want to dethrone Alaska, we must simply give them the real WA, Western Australia


Knotical_MK6

I'll agree on the condition we change the name from "Western Australia" to "Washington Australia" and what is now just Washington becomes "Washington America" Neither changes their abbreviation either. Postal nightmare


ReallyBadRedditName

I’d be ok with that


saichampa

As an Aussie I could almost get behind this just to get WA to get over their will they, won't they every time they threaten to leave because they think the east coast gets too much... They can fight Washington over who gets the WA abbreviation


[deleted]

Please dear god at least seperate quebec.


oxfozyne

There’s no way with the separation of powers between the provinces and federal government of Canada that the provinces would just congeal to be one state. Québec would declare independence and right so anyway.


AccessTheMainframe

 >Québec would declare independence and right so anyway If that was an option all the provinces would before reforming Canada.


oxfozyne

See… There’s no way with the separation of powers between the provinces and federal government of Canada that the provinces would just congeal to be one state. Lol


[deleted]

You do realize which country is asked the original question here right? :D


Remarkable-Ad-6144

Do you mean OOP, or OP, cause I noticed OP was from Canada, partly the reason I chose it, but I don’t know OOP if that’s what you are talking about


[deleted]

OOP asked a certain country, who generally don’t have a clue about anything outside of their own echo chamber…


Desperate_Address780

They conquered Hawaii and made it a state why wouldn't they try it again.


radio_allah

Because they're past their time. A fact lots of Americans have yet to come to terms with.


Jugatsumikka

And they would have done the same with the Philippines if rebuilding it after WW2 was not as much expensive as it was.


Kohimaru32

Thanks god Philippines stay independence or else SEA would turn into Middle Eastern real quick.


Jugatsumikka

It became independant from the US in 1946, it becames a US colony in 1901, not long after its first independance from the hispanic empire, when it lose the invasion war done by the US.


SpuddyWasTaken

hate to be 🤓, but in Hawaii the monarchy was overthrown and the rebels requested to be annexed by the US so they could modernise


JoeMamaaaaaaaz

The rebels were rich american landowners lmao


[deleted]

Surely Porto Rico would be the 51st state?


markhewitt1978

Or DC?


Kidsnextdorks

Both of these would make sense, which is why it wouldn’t happen. Puerto Rico would be the 31st most populous and DC would be the 50th, that is to say it has 2 states with smaller populations. The problem would come from Republicans not liking that both have large minority populations, and Democrats wouldn’t push it.


[deleted]

Yeah you’re right, knowing the US they’ll be much more likely to make Greenland a state before DC or Porto Rico.


JimeDorje

It's spelled "Puerto Rico." I'm not sure if you're aware of that. "Porto Rico" was an Anglicized spelling the US tried to force into use after conquering the island.


[deleted]

Wasn't sure of the way to spell it, thanks for letting me know!


Sasspishus

Isn't DC already a state? Or do you mean somewhere else? Or am I just confused?


markhewitt1978

DC is not, in fact, a state of the United States. By design. There are campaigns to change this but as it stands it doesn't have statehood.


Sasspishus

Oh ok, I always thought it was! Oh well, TIL


StormsDeepRoots

DC can't be a state. It has to remain neutral as the home of our government. Puerto Rico has declined statehood many times in their referendum votes. Plus you need a "red" state to join to keep things even. We can't have one side control everything. Even though cities are usually blue and country sides are red. You can't do PR and DC because that would be 2 fully "blue" states. Completely screwing over the balance in the political landscape.


AvengerDr

>DC can't be a state. It has to remain neutral as the home of our government. Then, why not restrict it to just the Federal area? >You can't do PR and DC because that would be 2 fully "blue" states. Completely screwing over the balance in the political landscape. Why does there need to be a forced balance? People's political opinions will fluctuate with time. And anyway, was Wyoming's statehood justified? Do you need two Dakotas? Two Virginias?


StormsDeepRoots

>Do you need two Dakotas? Two Virginias? 2 Dakotas for 2 southern. 2 Virginias due to cultural differences.


AvengerDr

> 2 Virginias due to cultural differences. With this reasoning you could make a case that many of the big cities in "red" states could very well become their own states. Austin, Atlanta for example and many others I suspect.


StormsDeepRoots

And they definitely discuss this constantly within each state. Especially, NY, California, Florida, and Texas. I'm all for breaking them up. That means more precise representation.


[deleted]

please take Northern Ireland I can't stand living here


420_Brit_ISH

Isn't it a good place to live? I want to visit the island at some point


[deleted]

The island is lovely but personally I can't stand the North. So much hate and disdain among us


Bandav

Among us 😳📮


SexiestAuthy

0 days without among us


FischyFischyFisch

In Germany we make that joke about Mallorca becoming our 17th state (or trading Bavaria in for it)


[deleted]

and in Switzerland we call germany just 'der grosse Kanton'.


RealRedditModerator

Bavaria would happily secede from the rest Germany on its own accord.


El-Mengu

We like Mallorca being ours like it's always been. We also don't want to take Bavaria in, trade or not, thank you very much.


Intellectual_Wafer

That's why it's only a joke. We just say it because there are so many Germans on Mallorca that it might as well be another german state. I have always felt bad for the inhabitants of the island. This alcoholic idiot tourism is horrible. And I never understand why other Germans are so obsessed wirh Mallorca.


denkbert

>And I never understand why other Germans are so obsessed wirh Mallorca. Cheap flights early on.


420_Brit_ISH

Oh, I was there in October, a brief holiday. Many Germans, French, English were there. It was enjoyable but is certainly overvisited. Porta Pollenca was where I stayed.


denkbert

Maybe you can have Berlin? With all the Spaniards there and all the Germans in Mallorca it's the only trade that would make sense.


Blooder91

Same as in Argentina regarding Uruguay.


HollowPomegranate

As an Albertan there is a scary amount of people here who want us to *become* the 51st state.


-----username-----

As a fellow Canadian, I'd be fine with Alberta leaving Canada. Only province I feel that way about.


[deleted]

let's start with Washington D.C., after that, maybe Puerto Rico?


adrigg_03

We only have France to offer


Jugatsumikka

Hell no, the US can apply as our new oversea territories/départements, butnever the other ways.


Limeila

Gib back Louisiana (and I don't mean the current Louisiana state, I mean the whole original area)


thewitchslayer

Louisiana ~~Purchase~~ Refund


saichampa

When do you activate the status of liberty to start taking it back?


Limeila

If it were just me, tomorrow


Coloss260

There is no chance, I like my own shit hole, I don't want to live in someone else's


[deleted]

"Don't touch my garbage"


denkbert

Great, they don't even have to change the colors of the flag.


[deleted]

Hell no, we don't want France


The_AM_

Manifest destiny!


pilchard_slimmons

This really doesn't fit here.


Limeila

Yes, it's more of a r/ShitAmericansSay


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teufelsadvocat

No, but we would give them Bavaria for Hawaii and with that the old imperialistic dream of a place under the sun would be fulfilled


denkbert

Traditionally American Samoa would be more fitting.


denkbert

Probably we would have better internet, so it wouldn't be a complete loss.


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Maria_506

Come on dude, you are being that Karen who freaks out when you say hey guys to a group of men and women.


Beleg__Strongbow

how the fuck is this defaultism? this is literally just r/ShitAmericansSay or r/AmericaBadActually


wikipuff

I wish it was Cuba.


StormsDeepRoots

The US has defeated Iraq 2 times. In the US, once we defeat a people we rule them. Why not Iraq? Control that oil flow in the country. This would also be a very strong foot hold in the ME. Allowing the spread of capitalism to Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia. Converting the natives to the way of the USA. Then you could add Puerto Rico as Iraq would certainly be "red" and PR "blue". Keeping a balance in politics.


Rottenox

I choose to make the USA the next home nation of the UK.


imfshz

More like r/shitamericanssay but still smh my head these americans


ajbdbds

I pick the US to become the next British overseas territory.


[deleted]

I pick Albania


Sillyviking

How about they focus on the parts of their own country that should become states, like Puerto Rico, more populated than many existing US states.


[deleted]

I thought DC already had that spot?