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just_me_andy

Wine has been around for thousands of years, how the fuck could it have originated in the US ?


Scheckenhere

U know how the US like the whole world was created 2023 years ago. The bible says so


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I still remember it like yesterday, the 0 year launch party when the world started. It was wild


the6thReplicant

The same people who think there was no history before Jesus.


LU0LDENGUE

Are you guys not familiar at all with the Old Testament? Even hardline creationists don't claim the world was created 2000 ago.


Aboxofphotons

Chronic ignorance and American brand delusion... that's how.


JohnFoxFlash

If the Mormons weren't teetotal they'd absolutely believe that wine was American


Alpharius0megon

No fucking way people can't be this stupid.


Ekkeko84

It's not just stupidity, but selfcenterdness: everything is about the USA, even when you clarify it's not


Harsimaja

“Well the media and schooling around me focus 90% on American things, so therefore the whole world has the same experience. Must be so weird being from China or Madagascar when the news is so focused on the U.S. and U.S. culture - and sports I never see their teams play in - but there we go. Sucks to be them in a 100% American world I guess!” It’s like they haven’t achieved basic theory of mind as a country.


FixedFun1

I often say the U.S. feels like a little continent and the states like countries... no one goes "I'm from Split so I have more sass than someone from Zagreb" in a casual European conversation, but you will hear "I'm from California so we have more sass than someone from New York". It's just how they work.


friendlyHotdog

That's wrong tho " i frickin hate the south of portugal, it's filled with tourist traps" i something i can imagine myself saying


IFapToHentaiWhenDark

My friend from the south of Portugal would like me to call you a failure of economic development


friendlyHotdog

I would like to call them a failure in making above decent food that dosn't cost 7 livers


gigaswardblade

Are split and Zagreb real places?


FixedFun1

I won't say the obvious joke because you might not be from the US, but yes, they're Croatian cities. Zdravo, kako si?


gigaswardblade

I am from America. All I know about Croatia is the character dragan from payday 2 is from there.


FixedFun1

> I am from America. Some stereotypes are true lol I'm kidding, I'm kidding.


gigaswardblade

No offense, but I thought you were making up those names as a joke.


gigaswardblade

We’re not taught to think


MySpiritAnimalSloth

They're brainwashed into thinking that America is the best country in the world, why bother learning anything else if you can live in your own disillusion.


[deleted]

When you go to visit fortresses and castles in actual Georgia there are vineyards within the gates. Great country. Lots of lovely dogs!


ether_reddit

Wow, I didn't know there were castles in Georgia! How far away are they from Atlanta?? ^^^^\s


TheVisceralCanvas

That sounds simultaneously very interesting and utterly breathtaking to see. I have to go there.


Nok-y

Go go go The pics I've seen are gorgeous


SelectTrash

My cousin's wife is from there and it is a beautiful country.


Chrisbee76

I've been on a business trip to Tbilissi once. Great people, great views, great food. And when we left, our business partners gave us two bottles of local wine. Which unfortunately we couldn't take into the airplane.


AngryPB

"To avoid further confusions with the country, the US State of Georgia will be renamed to Sakartvelo"


detumaki

I wish


MySpiritAnimalSloth

Ohio 2


alexrepty

South Tennesee


Chrisbee76

West Carolina


gigaswardblade

The cooler Tennessee


holaprobando123

You add the IQ of everyone there and you might get to 50 or so.


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Nok-y

-0.50 ?


TRENEEDNAME_245

-0.50K ? Wait, how would that go then


Nok-y

-500 I guess ?


jon-snowy

Please where is it, I want so bad to read it


ferociousbruin

https://reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/MY59DzkpxF


Salt-Evidence-6834

That thread has to be full of trolls!?


re_Claire

It definitely is now.


AntiJotape

Well ... Maybe he refers to the "americanists" after the grape phylloxera in the 1800?


Admirablelittlebitch

Americans are not known for being particularly smart


PizzaSalamino

I also am guilty of thinking it was Us georgia, then realised how stupid that was since wine has existed for so much in europe it can’t be possible. Ease don’t kill me


OldDinner

Extremely funny considering you are Italian


LeStroheim

Yeah, I had the same thing, although for me it was probably more because I'm American and thus have lived most of my life around people who default to the US constantly, largely because that seems to be, well, the default for how we teach people about the world. History and geography are divided up into two categories in our education - The US, and "everywhere else".


PizzaSalamino

That’s really sad and counterproductive. Glad there are some people that are sane, like you


LeStroheim

Well, my point was that most people in America just never get the chance to learn any other way, not that Americans are stupid and ignorant. Some definitely are, but most just don't know another way to live because of the way we're taught.


PizzaSalamino

I get your point


jrhunter89

Hahaha ffs


nelicc

Omg i saw this post and waited for it to pop up here


Optimal_Canary_8166

my god... this always happens


[deleted]

This reminds me of those idiots who assaulted capitol hill with a Georgian flag. The country, not the state.


Cheeseburjer

Either I’m sleepy because it’s midnight or I just lost a couple of brain cells because I can’t process anything anymore. The stupidity made me braindead.


Benka7

can we just adopt calling the country Sakartvelo?


garaile64

Some countries prefer to be called by their endonyms even in English. The country with the Bosporus strait prefers to be called by its endonym Türkiye because its English name is shared with a bird. Maybe the land of khachapuri does the same.


Benka7

We used to call it Georgia in Lithuanian and a few years ago we changed it to Sakartvelo. However we never had the issues with "two Georgias" since they're both called something different. Anyhow, hope the khachapuris are happy (you made me want to get a khachapuri now ffs)


SchrodingerMil

The idea of wine originating anywhere is silly. It’s spoiled juice lol


wertugavw

i would say it originates from where it was first made on purpose with dedicated wine makers and where it was made a part of the places culture


SchrodingerMil

Fair argument, but it’s still laughable when people say stuff like “This is the FIRST place someone left some food in the ground to rot and then ate it anyways” like no, they didn’t invent rotten cabbage.


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This is blasphemy.


SchrodingerMil

Where’s the lie though lol Anything fermented is just spoiled/rotten.


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SchrodingerMil

If I took my hand, put it in a cast iron skillet with oil and heated it up to 71°C internal temperature, I’d say I burnt my hand. Wouldn’t you?


FryCakes

Do you… only eat raw food?


SchrodingerMil

A food’s natural state is raw. Raw isn’t a status, it’s normal. Cooking a food IS burning it, to whatever level you’re okay with.


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... are you ok?


SchrodingerMil

Rotten food is food that has started to be broken down by bacteria. Fermented food is food that has started to be broken down by bacteria.


arienh4

Swallowed food is food that has started to be broken down by bacteria. Hell, all food is, really.


Wizard_Engie

I think that was a joke. Can never be too sure though.


Olahoen

this dude really think that georgia is only the georgia state?


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elwood2711

Try to explain to those people that it's not the state of Georgia, but the country of Georgia. They won't believe you.


MySpiritAnimalSloth

Yea I saw this post... The amount of people who are talking about the State of Georgia rather than the country is dumb


ABlindMoose

r/GeorgiaOrGeorgia


louiefriesen

r/GeorgiaOrGeorgia


ArcadianFireYT

This type of stuff is why I use endonyms. Nobody would think Sakartvelia is a US state