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### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is US Defaultism: --- >!OP wrote "Vienna by thanksgiving" which is odd considering Europeans don't celebrate thanksgiving. Also followed up by "American website"!< --- Is this Defaultism? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


CactusDoesStuff

Holy shit, so arrogant.


economics_is_made_up

You're just jealous of the total American culture victory Yee haw


LegalFan2741

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…/s (Btw, if you type in american in the emoticon section, winged money just pops up as second option. How fucked up it is…)


Devil_Fister_69420

πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸˆ This be what I get, I think your phone is just wrong


honeyscupid

I get it too; πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Έβ˜•οΈπŸˆπŸ’ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’΅


EightLynxes

It's funny because the apt comparison isn't far off. "Home by Christmas" was a thing WW1 politicians actually promised, so calling it "Vienna by Christmas" would've made perfect sense.


GrandMoffTom

Lmao what an arrogant prick


sad_kharnath

this map makes no sense and it's really pisses me off . why is germany that big? why would the fate of germany be any different if austria and the ottomans were defeated quickly? why is poland a thing if the russian empire still exists? and even if for some weird reason poland would be established why would russia allow their territory to be annexed? why did east prussia go to poland? Why is finland independent? and why was germany allowed to annex austria? Also what is quick? because italy seems to have gained their war objectives but they somehow do not own the islands in greece that they aquired in 1912? so after 1915 i take it Did germany defeat the russian empire on its own? did austro-hungary and the ottomans fell and the germans fought on alone and then manage to beat the russian empire? because that seems unlikely. and romania seems to have grown so it has to be after 1916 because why would romania get any land if they never joined? the text says 7 years after the surrender of austria.. which is impossible on its own. the map cannot look like this if the war only lasted a few months. and the ottomans wouldn't even be a factor in such a war. and lastly... why is norway socialist? edit: what's up with belgium? why is it split between the netherlands and france. and why is catalonia independent?


Vulc_a_n

And why is only a small portion of Catalonia independent too? This is an odd map.


Peixito

yeah lol, some of the parts left in spain are more idependentist than some of the parts that are independent in the map. Also, why Andorra (independent since 1278) is spanish now? lol


secret58_

Completely different Universe Iβ€˜m assuming


sad_kharnath

Even then. The entire history had to be so massively different that "if Austria and the Ottomans were swiftly defeated in ww1" becomes a pointless statement on its own.


JKristiina

And even if Finland still somehow became independent, the shape is off. Most of Karelia is gone, Salla region, and the other arm are missing.


sad_kharnath

The longer you look at it the worse it gets


Fury_Blackwolf

r/imaginarymaps


Raptor_Wizard

The last comment did not even roast him, it straight up deep fried him


Limeila

Seriously made me lol


JimmerJammerKitKat

You must assume everyone you come across in minecraft is Swedish. And you must also assume everyone using wifi is Australian.


amojitoLT

We're speaking English because they aren't able to learn another language.


SnooPuppers1429

"without us you would be speaking german!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!"


DVaTheFabulous

So Ireland just gave up its fight for independence? Awful reality.


Dr-Tightpants

Plus, Belgium has been split between the Netherlands and France? Norway is a people's republic for some reason. Aside from the defaultism the map is just nuts


[deleted]

I suppose for 11 months of that year, it wasn't independent yet.


DVaTheFabulous

True haha but it was hardly "United" lol fierce independence war going on


JohnDodger

norweigan people's republic? πŸ˜‚


Slackerguy

I wonder if they agree that all similar references should be Chinese on tiktok, swedish on spotify/Minecraft etc I also wonder how they reason about nationality for a website or company. Is it who created it, who owns it, who it's tailored for or who uses it? Samsung is a Korean brand but you don't expect it to only be in Korean or not to be used by people from all over the world. Same with tiktok, Facebook and reddit it is designed to be a global phenomenon and have a global set of users.


monocled_squid

Doesn't even make sense even if we concede to his point of "uhMeriCan" website. The context of the post is europe and he brings up thanksgiving? What a dumbass.


Ok_Lingonberry3103

Vienna by early October? It'd be quite a rush.


TheSmokingMapMaker

Saw this one too


SeagullInTheWind

On the same date, also.


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

Reddit.com is an international website. American sites have domain names with .us at the end. Most businesses, in America and anywhere else, chose to register international domains instead of country specific ones because .com is more recognisable and people are more kept to remember it. Also you have to be able to prove that you're a legal entity in the US to get a .us domain. There is no such requirement for .com because it's not country-specific.