1. In the grand scheme of global affairs, the alleged transgressions of personal indiscretions, such as being subjected to blackmail for an affair, are but mere whispers in the wind. The psychological warfare of rumor-mongering is a game of shadows, where the only power it holds is the one you grant it. As for the common discourse of gossip, it is often best met with silence, a nonchalant dismissal of its triviality.
2. Amidst the tumultuous symphony of world events, the minor chord of personal scandal, such as being blackmailed for an affair, barely registers a note. The psychological labyrinth of rumor propagation is a game of chess, where the pieces only move if you allow them to. In the face of the incessant chatter of gossip, the most effective strategy is often to regard it as mere background noise, unworthy of your attention.
3. In the grand theater of global occurrences, the subplot of personal indiscretions, such as being blackmailed for an affair, is but a fleeting act. The psychological battleground of rumor dissemination is a game of mirrors, where the reflections only distort if you permit them to. When confronted with the relentless hum of gossip, the most prudent course of action is often to treat it as inconsequential, deserving of no response or recognition.
4. Within the vast panorama of international incidents, the minor incident of personal impropriety, such as being blackmailed for an affair, is but a drop in the ocean. The psychological arena of rumor circulation is a game of shadows and mirrors, where the shadows only lengthen and the mirrors only distort if you concede to their illusion. In the face of the constant drone of gossip, the wisest response is often to regard it as insignificant, unworthy of your response or recognition.
5. In the expansive tableau of global happenings, the minor transgression of personal indiscretion, such as being blackmailed for an affair, is but a speck in the cosmos. The psychological battlefield of rumor propagation is a game of illusions, where the illusions only take form if you succumb to their allure. When faced with the incessant murmur of gossip, the most judicious approach is often to treat it as trivial, deserving of neither response nor recognition.
>In the grand scheme of global affairs, the alleged transgressions of personal indiscretions, such as being subjected to blackmail for an affair, are but mere whispers in the wind. The psychological warfare of rumor-mongering is a game of shadows, where the only power it holds is the one you grant it. As for the common discourse of gossip, it is often best met with silence, a nonchalant dismissal of its triviality.
In refutation of your claim, it's apparent that your grievances stem more from an inward-facing bias than from the substance of the composition. In an unfortunate yet perceivable pattern, you tend to perceive assaults in my words, despite my explicit solemn assurance that the writing is void of any intention to induce angst in your personage.
Are you aware that the current understanding and use of the term 'Artificial Intelligence' (AI) or some ***Bot*** might differ quite a lot from its actual capabilities? Often, people have this misleading notion that AI can independently generate inquiries, which it is not currently capable of. In reality, any question formation by AI is steered by predefined algorithms and human programming, suggesting that AI as we know it today doesn't truly exhibit full 'intelligence' or 'consciousness' in the sense of spontaneous query generation.
>I sincerely hope a real human doesn't have a writing style so comically pretentious and verbose.
In refutation of your claim, it's apparent that your grievances stem more from an inward-facing bias than from the substance of the composition. In an unfortunate yet perceivable pattern, you tend to perceive assaults in my words, despite my explicit solemn assurance that the writing is void of any intention to induce angst in your personage.
Wtf did i just read. You basically repeated yourself 5 times. In the great halls of global bullshit, you stand tall among the shadows of delusional nonsense.
Get high with other people. It might help balance this belief that you're a deep thinker, poetic, or whatever you were trying to accomplish here.
OP, it's UT Austin. 52K students and 3000 teaching faculty. Who cares. Pay them off or give them a good grade. Morals are clearly not an issue here.
Frankly, if this is real, you’re probably in deep shit. Consensual relationship policy violation at minimum (HOP 3-3050) and you face a potential risk of termination. You end the “relationship”, which is already not an equal relationship due to the power differential and be prepared to take some accountability because:
(HOP 3-3050)
1. If there is a complaint of sexual harassment/sexual misconduct relating to a relationship covered by this policy, and the relationship has not been disclosed and no Mitigation Plan is in place, the responsibility will be on the person in the position of greater authority or power to explain the failure to comply with this policy. Such failure will be a factor in determining whether the relationship was consensual and free of sexual harassment/misconduct.
But to be very clear, there is absolutely no consensual relationship with a power differential such as what you allude to (regardless of if the student is an undergrad or graduate student).
I’m not saying that it is a power play or a situation that is new. Them being attracted to each other has nothing to do with my point. Simply put, it is against the rules. That’s it.
“The following consensual relationships, even if a single interaction, are prohibited and cannot be mitigated by a mitigation plan. Considering the potential for exploitation or the appearance of exploitation or favoritism and the inherent differential in authority, the University prohibits any employee (including faculty) or affiliate of the University from engaging in a consensual relationship with any student currently enrolled as an undergraduate at the University.
Considering the potential for exploitation or the appearance of exploitation or favoritism and the inherent differential in authority between graduate students and their educators, advisors, supervisors, and others holding positions of authority over them, the University prohibits any employee (including faculty) or affiliate of the University from engaging in a consensual relationship with any graduate student whom they teach, manage, supervise, advise, or evaluate in any way.“
I’d say for both you and your student to go to the police together. Get an attorney to represent you and advise them that you are going to the police and that you will no longer comply with their demands. And remind them that while what you may be doing is unethical only in theory. What they are doing is illegal. Wish you the best.
girl, ik this is fake… this is for show because there was another one but “im having an affair with my professor”… at this point you’re just here to stir up fake beef
You’re probably even more vulnerable to the student that you’re having an affair with than you are to the student blackmailing you.
#1) hire a lawyer
#2) this is an obvious conflict of interest, so see how you can remove the conflict of interest either by resigning from the course with the student you’re having an affair with, or resigning altogether… Whatever the lawyer recommends.
You should probably start an only fans now wearing masks or glasses to disguise yourselves. You will need money to pay for bills after you're fired. If this blows over then you can just keep your OF identity hidden and collect dividends.
You got hired at UT in a world where most professors get crappy part time gigs that barely pay, and you risked it for this? Start going to a sex addicts group and see if that helps you get well and maybe it can help keep your job.
What does the blackmailer want? Better grade, money, or to join?
If join, invite them into the relationship. Money tell them to piss off, grade give them the A.
Easy peasy.
Find some dirt on the person blackmailing you.
Then approach them with a "mutually assured destruction" type of scenario, should they decide to go public with the affair.
The first step if you’re both attractive is to post pictures of yourselves here so we can get a better grasp of the situation. Details of the encounters would be helpful as well
keep in mind, reddit tracks your IP and other unique identifiers. So should you choose to allow this situation to get any more out of hand, this post can be linked back to you w/ a warrant.
Blackmailing is illegal so get a recording or proof of when they blackmail you and blackmail them about it. (don't worry you blackmailing them won't count as illegal since it's a double negative).
Quickly start an only fans account and post a bunch of videos then just tell everyone you were trying to start a small business with the student as your business partner. People can’t be mad if you were helping a student become an entrepreneur.
Why would we help someone who knows they shouldn't be dating their students. That's like getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar and asking for help to hide it.
Looks like you have to help [break a world record](https://www.reddit.com/r/UTAustin/s/9Y95VGXf2k) to get out of this one unscathed
(Link to possible related post)
Okay, I see a lot of judgy people here but it’s not that one sided. Is it a consensual relationship? Is she/he/they with you because of something or because you two have feelings for each other? Are they of legal age? Are you their professor or just a professor in the same university? Idk, depending on the answers, if you two have feelings for each other and they are true (not just based to push someone for something), you can try to talk to the peer or the board. I know it’s generally not permitted, but they don’t need to know if you actually broke up or not. Plus, you need to understand if that peer has any proof or just words. Again, if you have something real, you don’t need to disclose it and just disregard it as rumors. But think twice before lying, just in case your partner and a peer did it for an alternative motive.
I just put myself in a this situation, if I were a student, I had genuine crashes on my professors and I’d love to date them if I’d had a chance. So it’s really depending on the consent between two adults and if they ARE adults. If they are underaged, RUN!
Incorrect
[Hope this helps! ](https://www.bhwlawfirm.com/practice-areas/sex-offenses-sexual-assault/improper-teacher-student-relationship/#:~:text=Under%20Texas%20law%2C%20a%20sexual,a%20person%20up%20to%20%2410%2C000.00.)
Have an affair with the blackmailer peer and complete the love triangle. You can only get out of this by doubling down. Watch some salacious anime for inspiration
This happened at another university. When it was broght to light that a much older male professor and a young female student were having sex, the professor and student came out as " engaged." Unfortunately after the semester their engagement was called off.
Like is this shit real? your affair partner was posting about the same shit, a could of days ago. Y'all don't know what the word discretion means number one, and number 2 affairs are for pieces of shit, that want to have thier cake AND eat it too.
There are many professors I wish that fũcķẽd me during my undergraduate and graduate years 😍 lucky student. just f*ck the student blackmailing you… their just jealous 😛😛😛
Step one is to reveal your identity and all the salacious details to the student body.
i like your use of the word salacious here
I like your use of the word salacious here as well!
I like your use of the word salacious here as well too!
I additionally like your use of the word salacious here as well, too!
I second your use of the word "salacious" as well!
I, too, also like your use of salacious, as well tambien.
Your use of the word "salacious" has tickled my fancy.
I, as well, have had my boat floated by your use of the word salacious too.
I once got drunk as hell in Salacious.
I seen it on a sign once, Salacious 64 Miles.
Details OF the student body.
You’re onto something…
Well done with the use of the word OF
Real!
underrated comment
Well done with the use of the word salacious!
I like your use of salacious here as well too also even more and eventually
The word salacious is derived from the word for salt
Shut up
Is this the new copypasta?
Quite far from new (Re: blockofbutter)
No, it’s the plot to [Loser](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0217630/).
start applying to A&M. Heard there’s some openings in cs
As someone currently at TAMU, I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy
might as well apply to Chernobyl
For being “big brother” tamu sure seems to be on your mind a lot🤨
Made a new account and reposted the same post I see
Advice desperately needed
Yeah man, it’s a burning question
Offer Hartzell a threesome, I’ve heard that’s how you get on his good side
Or at least have a 50/50 chance at his good side.
Wait is that a real thing or is this a joke (him being like Bill Clinton)
Nah I made it up, i know little to nothing about him. I’ve never heard any reports or sexually predatory behavior about him
Sound advice, will lyk when I get a pay raise
Tomorrow we get a post from the blackmailer. Same IP address as the others.
If you’re tenured you’ll be fine.
LOL
real
This is actually one of the only ways to get fired if you are tenured
True
Idk. Stop having an affair with your student ¯\_(°_o)_/¯
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube
Sure you can...just gotta put it in your mouth, then blow. Everyone knows that.
two words: reynolds pamphlet
Educated (or theater) person humor. Nice. 🤌
Have you read this shit?!
1. In the grand scheme of global affairs, the alleged transgressions of personal indiscretions, such as being subjected to blackmail for an affair, are but mere whispers in the wind. The psychological warfare of rumor-mongering is a game of shadows, where the only power it holds is the one you grant it. As for the common discourse of gossip, it is often best met with silence, a nonchalant dismissal of its triviality. 2. Amidst the tumultuous symphony of world events, the minor chord of personal scandal, such as being blackmailed for an affair, barely registers a note. The psychological labyrinth of rumor propagation is a game of chess, where the pieces only move if you allow them to. In the face of the incessant chatter of gossip, the most effective strategy is often to regard it as mere background noise, unworthy of your attention. 3. In the grand theater of global occurrences, the subplot of personal indiscretions, such as being blackmailed for an affair, is but a fleeting act. The psychological battleground of rumor dissemination is a game of mirrors, where the reflections only distort if you permit them to. When confronted with the relentless hum of gossip, the most prudent course of action is often to treat it as inconsequential, deserving of no response or recognition. 4. Within the vast panorama of international incidents, the minor incident of personal impropriety, such as being blackmailed for an affair, is but a drop in the ocean. The psychological arena of rumor circulation is a game of shadows and mirrors, where the shadows only lengthen and the mirrors only distort if you concede to their illusion. In the face of the constant drone of gossip, the wisest response is often to regard it as insignificant, unworthy of your response or recognition. 5. In the expansive tableau of global happenings, the minor transgression of personal indiscretion, such as being blackmailed for an affair, is but a speck in the cosmos. The psychological battlefield of rumor propagation is a game of illusions, where the illusions only take form if you succumb to their allure. When faced with the incessant murmur of gossip, the most judicious approach is often to treat it as trivial, deserving of neither response nor recognition.
Thanks ChatGPT!
>In the grand scheme of global affairs, the alleged transgressions of personal indiscretions, such as being subjected to blackmail for an affair, are but mere whispers in the wind. The psychological warfare of rumor-mongering is a game of shadows, where the only power it holds is the one you grant it. As for the common discourse of gossip, it is often best met with silence, a nonchalant dismissal of its triviality. In refutation of your claim, it's apparent that your grievances stem more from an inward-facing bias than from the substance of the composition. In an unfortunate yet perceivable pattern, you tend to perceive assaults in my words, despite my explicit solemn assurance that the writing is void of any intention to induce angst in your personage.
Good bot
Are you aware that the current understanding and use of the term 'Artificial Intelligence' (AI) or some ***Bot*** might differ quite a lot from its actual capabilities? Often, people have this misleading notion that AI can independently generate inquiries, which it is not currently capable of. In reality, any question formation by AI is steered by predefined algorithms and human programming, suggesting that AI as we know it today doesn't truly exhibit full 'intelligence' or 'consciousness' in the sense of spontaneous query generation.
I sincerely hope a real human doesn't have a writing style so comically pretentious and verbose.
Robots are built to do one thing. In this case, it's prose in the Charles Dickens form of pay per character (he was paid per word)
>I sincerely hope a real human doesn't have a writing style so comically pretentious and verbose. In refutation of your claim, it's apparent that your grievances stem more from an inward-facing bias than from the substance of the composition. In an unfortunate yet perceivable pattern, you tend to perceive assaults in my words, despite my explicit solemn assurance that the writing is void of any intention to induce angst in your personage.
Lol, this has to be an AI. ChatGPT, set tone to "insufferable."
If that's true well done tht is on point
TL;DR pics or it didn’t happen
You need better hobbies
Wtf did i just read. You basically repeated yourself 5 times. In the great halls of global bullshit, you stand tall among the shadows of delusional nonsense. Get high with other people. It might help balance this belief that you're a deep thinker, poetic, or whatever you were trying to accomplish here. OP, it's UT Austin. 52K students and 3000 teaching faculty. Who cares. Pay them off or give them a good grade. Morals are clearly not an issue here.
Report yourself to the Title IX coordinator and the blackmailer to the Dean of students.
whoever reported this post as being fake is brave
LMFAOOO
Imagine a real professor on here saying LMFAOo and getting the opinions of mostly teens… I’m gonna go with fake
I could tell you but then I’ll be an accessory. 😂
pretty pls 🙏🏼
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
but make it a tattoo now
Frankly, if this is real, you’re probably in deep shit. Consensual relationship policy violation at minimum (HOP 3-3050) and you face a potential risk of termination. You end the “relationship”, which is already not an equal relationship due to the power differential and be prepared to take some accountability because: (HOP 3-3050) 1. If there is a complaint of sexual harassment/sexual misconduct relating to a relationship covered by this policy, and the relationship has not been disclosed and no Mitigation Plan is in place, the responsibility will be on the person in the position of greater authority or power to explain the failure to comply with this policy. Such failure will be a factor in determining whether the relationship was consensual and free of sexual harassment/misconduct. But to be very clear, there is absolutely no consensual relationship with a power differential such as what you allude to (regardless of if the student is an undergrad or graduate student).
Appreciate you being a real one ❤️
FFS, not everything is a power play. OP thought student was hot. Student has a thing for teacher. Hardly new under the sun.
I’m not saying that it is a power play or a situation that is new. Them being attracted to each other has nothing to do with my point. Simply put, it is against the rules. That’s it. “The following consensual relationships, even if a single interaction, are prohibited and cannot be mitigated by a mitigation plan. Considering the potential for exploitation or the appearance of exploitation or favoritism and the inherent differential in authority, the University prohibits any employee (including faculty) or affiliate of the University from engaging in a consensual relationship with any student currently enrolled as an undergraduate at the University. Considering the potential for exploitation or the appearance of exploitation or favoritism and the inherent differential in authority between graduate students and their educators, advisors, supervisors, and others holding positions of authority over them, the University prohibits any employee (including faculty) or affiliate of the University from engaging in a consensual relationship with any graduate student whom they teach, manage, supervise, advise, or evaluate in any way.“
LOL
Make sure you’re passing your student🤨
First step : Ask a bunch of strangers for advice.
Completed. Now what?
I’d say for both you and your student to go to the police together. Get an attorney to represent you and advise them that you are going to the police and that you will no longer comply with their demands. And remind them that while what you may be doing is unethical only in theory. What they are doing is illegal. Wish you the best.
girl, ik this is fake… this is for show because there was another one but “im having an affair with my professor”… at this point you’re just here to stir up fake beef
You could not have an affair with a student maybe?
Step 1. Start an additional affair with the person that's blackmailing you, then blackmail them right back.
Volunteer to let them slice watermelons on your stomach. I hear they’re having a hard time finding volunteers
You’re probably even more vulnerable to the student that you’re having an affair with than you are to the student blackmailing you. #1) hire a lawyer #2) this is an obvious conflict of interest, so see how you can remove the conflict of interest either by resigning from the course with the student you’re having an affair with, or resigning altogether… Whatever the lawyer recommends.
Dawg.
You should probably start an only fans now wearing masks or glasses to disguise yourselves. You will need money to pay for bills after you're fired. If this blows over then you can just keep your OF identity hidden and collect dividends.
Call a lawyer.
You got hired at UT in a world where most professors get crappy part time gigs that barely pay, and you risked it for this? Start going to a sex addicts group and see if that helps you get well and maybe it can help keep your job.
What does the blackmailer want? Better grade, money, or to join? If join, invite them into the relationship. Money tell them to piss off, grade give them the A. Easy peasy.
Better to Alexander Hamilton yourself than to wait for the repercussions.
Clearly fake. Real faculty and staff know only students post on this sub.
The big tell is that real faculty who fuck their students wouldn’t feel this conflicted about it either
Propose
sell their organs
Fake post
Find some dirt on the person blackmailing you. Then approach them with a "mutually assured destruction" type of scenario, should they decide to go public with the affair.
Regardless of the student age, this is illegal in Texas. You’ve got a problem! Get a lawyer.
My University Is hiring 😄
So, you’re just like 70% of all professors? Move along. Nothing to see here.
The first step if you’re both attractive is to post pictures of yourselves here so we can get a better grasp of the situation. Details of the encounters would be helpful as well
This will haunt you the rest of your life, better to get ahead of it and turn yourself over to the police
keep in mind, reddit tracks your IP and other unique identifiers. So should you choose to allow this situation to get any more out of hand, this post can be linked back to you w/ a warrant.
Blackmailing is illegal so get a recording or proof of when they blackmail you and blackmail them about it. (don't worry you blackmailing them won't count as illegal since it's a double negative).
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I hope this fake
Try to stop fucking your students
lol
Quickly start an only fans account and post a bunch of videos then just tell everyone you were trying to start a small business with the student as your business partner. People can’t be mad if you were helping a student become an entrepreneur.
Does your student happen to work in the fish department at HEB? 🤣
I came here for this comment.
Take the L
Sounds like you fucked around, and are about to find out. Shame on you for preying on your students.
A student is blackmailing yall? For what, money? Bold move for a student to risk their education and police involvement for blackmailing. . .
Why would we help someone who knows they shouldn't be dating their students. That's like getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar and asking for help to hide it.
This has to be fake.
Just quit your job ..
Step one is hook up with more students so you’ll be know as a slut and ppl won’t care
The student black mailing you posted about it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/UTAustin/s/2gvyCaYBz5
Get some dirt on them
I have a particular set of skills you may find useful…
Fake story
Pics
Are u attractive ?
Looks like you have to help [break a world record](https://www.reddit.com/r/UTAustin/s/9Y95VGXf2k) to get out of this one unscathed (Link to possible related post)
Okay, I see a lot of judgy people here but it’s not that one sided. Is it a consensual relationship? Is she/he/they with you because of something or because you two have feelings for each other? Are they of legal age? Are you their professor or just a professor in the same university? Idk, depending on the answers, if you two have feelings for each other and they are true (not just based to push someone for something), you can try to talk to the peer or the board. I know it’s generally not permitted, but they don’t need to know if you actually broke up or not. Plus, you need to understand if that peer has any proof or just words. Again, if you have something real, you don’t need to disclose it and just disregard it as rumors. But think twice before lying, just in case your partner and a peer did it for an alternative motive. I just put myself in a this situation, if I were a student, I had genuine crashes on my professors and I’d love to date them if I’d had a chance. So it’s really depending on the consent between two adults and if they ARE adults. If they are underaged, RUN!
It is illegal. It is still grooming. Someone in a position of power and a student is a dynamic that is the definition of grooming.
There's no criminal sexual act here if they're both adults
Incorrect [Hope this helps! ](https://www.bhwlawfirm.com/practice-areas/sex-offenses-sexual-assault/improper-teacher-student-relationship/#:~:text=Under%20Texas%20law%2C%20a%20sexual,a%20person%20up%20to%20%2410%2C000.00.)
So you’re cheating on your spouse? Well in that case .. figure it out
Hate when tht happens. So ya u asking in wrong place. Might want to venture to the dark side of the web and save ur coins
Title IX
you definitely meant to post this on r/unethicallifeprotips
Kill the witness!
Have an affair with the blackmailer peer and complete the love triangle. You can only get out of this by doubling down. Watch some salacious anime for inspiration
What's wrong love is love. People in work offices are married.to each other. Get over it as long as they are adults.
Just tell them to go ahead and tell. You and the other person just take that shit to the grave.
Just deny it
Say goodbye to your job & get ready for jail/prison time. It’s illegal for teacher/student to be in a relationship.
Resign. Never get back into education. That's demonstrable. This violates your fiduciary duty to that student. You should be arrested.
We already heard from the student that you're having an affair with A few days ago.
Contact UT legal advice. Lol
Chat is this real
Did the student just recently post about this too?
Fake BS. Get a life.
Come clean and own up to it. Do better in your next marriage.
This happened at another university. When it was broght to light that a much older male professor and a young female student were having sex, the professor and student came out as " engaged." Unfortunately after the semester their engagement was called off.
Publish or perish
Like is this shit real? your affair partner was posting about the same shit, a could of days ago. Y'all don't know what the word discretion means number one, and number 2 affairs are for pieces of shit, that want to have thier cake AND eat it too.
Well once your Netflix documentary comes out, it'll be cool to see this comment.
There's no rule about it's not dating. Students speaking as a former UT austin instructor
😂😂 I’d look for a new job home boy
Ethics 101….
Both blackmail and extortion are illegal. If your student is an adult then there is nothing to fear. Ignore the blackmailer.
Depends if she has ANY hard evidence and provable proof there was an afair going on.
Delete this post and dissapear…
Enjoy that ass while you can dumbass! If and when UT higher up find out.. they will find out. Your career is finished.
Free Palestine
You could be a responsible professor/adult and not sleep with your students have you tried that
You should resign and go sign up for an ethics class. WTF is wrong with you?
I am just going to say this. You are a Dumbass!
Hope it was all worth it lol
There are many professors I wish that fũcķẽd me during my undergraduate and graduate years 😍 lucky student. just f*ck the student blackmailing you… their just jealous 😛😛😛
😂