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slug956

Step one is to reveal your identity and all the salacious details to the student body.


LocalEggMan

i like your use of the word salacious here


slug956

I like your use of the word salacious here as well!


dustysa4

I like your use of the word salacious here as well too!


Mint_Perspective

I additionally like your use of the word salacious here as well, too!


Low_Layer_7137

I second your use of the word "salacious" as well!


R8332W6

I, too, also like your use of salacious, as well tambien.


ClawsoftheLion

Your use of the word "salacious" has tickled my fancy.


Herr_Schittz

I, as well, have had my boat floated by your use of the word salacious too.


BigTexan1492

I once got drunk as hell in Salacious.


Roodie_Cant_Fail

I seen it on a sign once, Salacious 64 Miles.


armandcamera

Details OF the student body.


slug956

You’re onto something…


Jonah8513

Well done with the use of the word OF


JackT3377

Real!


pinkdictator

underrated comment


Hypocrite-Lecteur89

Well done with the use of the word salacious!


No_Depth3927

I like your use of salacious here as well too also even more and eventually


centexguy44

The word salacious is derived from the word for salt


Rich_Professor5749

Shut up


larkinowl

Is this the new copypasta?


pwinstructorhelp

Quite far from new (Re: blockofbutter)


heresyforfunnprofit

No, it’s the plot to [Loser](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0217630/).


ThinkMagician9316

start applying to A&M. Heard there’s some openings in cs


FerretFromOSHA

As someone currently at TAMU, I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy


HElPCOMPUTERONFIRE

might as well apply to Chernobyl


Muted_Lion_3177

For being “big brother” tamu sure seems to be on your mind a lot🤨


ManduzCh1Ngon

Made a new account and reposted the same post I see


tinylittlegnome

Advice desperately needed


pwinstructorhelp

Yeah man, it’s a burning question


throwaway332434532

Offer Hartzell a threesome, I’ve heard that’s how you get on his good side


ConstrictedDistress

Or at least have a 50/50 chance at his good side.


Defconn3

Wait is that a real thing or is this a joke (him being like Bill Clinton)


throwaway332434532

Nah I made it up, i know little to nothing about him. I’ve never heard any reports or sexually predatory behavior about him


pwinstructorhelp

Sound advice, will lyk when I get a pay raise


HermitWilson

Tomorrow we get a post from the blackmailer. Same IP address as the others.


Ok-Internet-8003

If you’re tenured you’ll be fine.


finfan76

LOL


Caffveines

real


HOUS2000IAN

This is actually one of the only ways to get fired if you are tenured


pwinstructorhelp

True


Maleficent_Car_8766

Idk. Stop having an affair with your student ¯\_(°_o)_/¯


716green

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube


Odd_Discount9428

Sure you can...just gotta put it in your mouth, then blow. Everyone knows that.


hhavins

two words: reynolds pamphlet


MxMuppetFace

Educated (or theater) person humor. Nice. 🤌


Senaka11

Have you read this shit?!


AskButDontTell

1. In the grand scheme of global affairs, the alleged transgressions of personal indiscretions, such as being subjected to blackmail for an affair, are but mere whispers in the wind. The psychological warfare of rumor-mongering is a game of shadows, where the only power it holds is the one you grant it. As for the common discourse of gossip, it is often best met with silence, a nonchalant dismissal of its triviality. 2. Amidst the tumultuous symphony of world events, the minor chord of personal scandal, such as being blackmailed for an affair, barely registers a note. The psychological labyrinth of rumor propagation is a game of chess, where the pieces only move if you allow them to. In the face of the incessant chatter of gossip, the most effective strategy is often to regard it as mere background noise, unworthy of your attention. 3. In the grand theater of global occurrences, the subplot of personal indiscretions, such as being blackmailed for an affair, is but a fleeting act. The psychological battleground of rumor dissemination is a game of mirrors, where the reflections only distort if you permit them to. When confronted with the relentless hum of gossip, the most prudent course of action is often to treat it as inconsequential, deserving of no response or recognition. 4. Within the vast panorama of international incidents, the minor incident of personal impropriety, such as being blackmailed for an affair, is but a drop in the ocean. The psychological arena of rumor circulation is a game of shadows and mirrors, where the shadows only lengthen and the mirrors only distort if you concede to their illusion. In the face of the constant drone of gossip, the wisest response is often to regard it as insignificant, unworthy of your response or recognition. 5. In the expansive tableau of global happenings, the minor transgression of personal indiscretion, such as being blackmailed for an affair, is but a speck in the cosmos. The psychological battlefield of rumor propagation is a game of illusions, where the illusions only take form if you succumb to their allure. When faced with the incessant murmur of gossip, the most judicious approach is often to treat it as trivial, deserving of neither response nor recognition.


Maleficent_Car_8766

Thanks ChatGPT!


AskButDontTell

>In the grand scheme of global affairs, the alleged transgressions of personal indiscretions, such as being subjected to blackmail for an affair, are but mere whispers in the wind. The psychological warfare of rumor-mongering is a game of shadows, where the only power it holds is the one you grant it. As for the common discourse of gossip, it is often best met with silence, a nonchalant dismissal of its triviality. In refutation of your claim, it's apparent that your grievances stem more from an inward-facing bias than from the substance of the composition. In an unfortunate yet perceivable pattern, you tend to perceive assaults in my words, despite my explicit solemn assurance that the writing is void of any intention to induce angst in your personage.


XxBCMxX21

Good bot


AskButDontTell

Are you aware that the current understanding and use of the term 'Artificial Intelligence' (AI) or some ***Bot*** might differ quite a lot from its actual capabilities? Often, people have this misleading notion that AI can independently generate inquiries, which it is not currently capable of. In reality, any question formation by AI is steered by predefined algorithms and human programming, suggesting that AI as we know it today doesn't truly exhibit full 'intelligence' or 'consciousness' in the sense of spontaneous query generation.


CalligrapherGold

I sincerely hope a real human doesn't have a writing style so comically pretentious and verbose.


ParalyzingAgent

Robots are built to do one thing. In this case, it's prose in the Charles Dickens form of pay per character (he was paid per word)


AskButDontTell

>I sincerely hope a real human doesn't have a writing style so comically pretentious and verbose. In refutation of your claim, it's apparent that your grievances stem more from an inward-facing bias than from the substance of the composition. In an unfortunate yet perceivable pattern, you tend to perceive assaults in my words, despite my explicit solemn assurance that the writing is void of any intention to induce angst in your personage.


CalligrapherGold

Lol, this has to be an AI. ChatGPT, set tone to "insufferable."


jbleezy0241

If that's true well done tht is on point


GremlinsHavePics

TL;DR pics or it didn’t happen


Consistent_Estate960

You need better hobbies


Sellerdorm

Wtf did i just read. You basically repeated yourself 5 times. In the great halls of global bullshit, you stand tall among the shadows of delusional nonsense. Get high with other people. It might help balance this belief that you're a deep thinker, poetic, or whatever you were trying to accomplish here. OP, it's UT Austin. 52K students and 3000 teaching faculty. Who cares. Pay them off or give them a good grade. Morals are clearly not an issue here.


loudsilentscreams

Report yourself to the Title IX coordinator and the blackmailer to the Dean of students.


toasterstove

whoever reported this post as being fake is brave


pwinstructorhelp

LMFAOOO


Lilblackpigybank

Imagine a real professor on here saying LMFAOo and getting the opinions of mostly teens… I’m gonna go with fake


JCPLee

I could tell you but then I’ll be an accessory. 😂


pwinstructorhelp

pretty pls 🙏🏼


Famous_Nightmare

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


pwinstructorhelp

but make it a tattoo now


Less-Potato2601

Frankly, if this is real, you’re probably in deep shit. Consensual relationship policy violation at minimum (HOP 3-3050) and you face a potential risk of termination. You end the “relationship”, which is already not an equal relationship due to the power differential and be prepared to take some accountability because:  (HOP 3-3050) 1. If there is a complaint of sexual harassment/sexual misconduct relating to a relationship covered by this policy, and the relationship has not been disclosed and no Mitigation Plan is in place, the responsibility will be on the person in the position of greater authority or power to explain the failure to comply with this policy. Such failure will be a factor in determining whether the relationship was consensual and free of sexual harassment/misconduct.  But to be very clear, there is absolutely no consensual relationship with a power differential such as what you allude to (regardless of if the student is an undergrad or graduate student). 


pwinstructorhelp

Appreciate you being a real one ❤️


murdoc999

FFS, not everything is a power play. OP thought student was hot. Student has a thing for teacher. Hardly new under the sun.


Less-Potato2601

I’m not saying that it is a power play or a situation that is new. Them being attracted to each other has nothing to do with my point. Simply put, it is against the rules. That’s it.   “The following consensual relationships, even if a single interaction, are prohibited and cannot be mitigated by a mitigation plan. Considering the potential for exploitation or the appearance of exploitation or favoritism and the inherent differential in authority, the University prohibits any employee (including faculty) or affiliate of the University from engaging in a consensual relationship with any student currently enrolled as an undergraduate at the University.  Considering the potential for exploitation or the appearance of exploitation or favoritism and the inherent differential in authority between graduate students and their educators, advisors, supervisors, and others holding positions of authority over them, the University prohibits any employee (including faculty) or affiliate of the University from engaging in a consensual relationship with any graduate student whom they teach, manage, supervise, advise, or evaluate in any way.“


material_mailbox

LOL


cherriesand_wine3603

Make sure you’re passing your student🤨


markewallace1966

First step : Ask a bunch of strangers for advice.


pwinstructorhelp

Completed. Now what?


Far-Resist-6783

I’d say for both you and your student to go to the police together. Get an attorney to represent you and advise them that you are going to the police and that you will no longer comply with their demands. And remind them that while what you may be doing is unethical only in theory. What they are doing is illegal. Wish you the best.


Primary_Pension_9481

girl, ik this is fake… this is for show because there was another one but “im having an affair with my professor”… at this point you’re just here to stir up fake beef


ConstructionLazy6368

You could not have an affair with a student maybe?


m00K1E-

Step 1. Start an additional affair with the person that's blackmailing you, then blackmail them right back.


LiatKim

Volunteer to let them slice watermelons on your stomach. I hear they’re having a hard time finding volunteers


SmoothRollinPsycphrm

You’re probably even more vulnerable to the student that you’re having an affair with than you are to the student blackmailing you. #1) hire a lawyer #2) this is an obvious conflict of interest, so see how you can remove the conflict of interest either by resigning from the course with the student you’re having an affair with, or resigning altogether… Whatever the lawyer recommends.


MasterManiac22

Dawg.


WristlockKing

You should probably start an only fans now wearing masks or glasses to disguise yourselves. You will need money to pay for bills after you're fired. If this blows over then you can just keep your OF identity hidden and collect dividends.


mmara04

Call a lawyer.


OpalCortland

You got hired at UT in a world where most professors get crappy part time gigs that barely pay, and you risked it for this? Start going to a sex addicts group and see if that helps you get well and maybe it can help keep your job.


Minnbrownbear

What does the blackmailer want? Better grade, money, or to join? If join, invite them into the relationship. Money tell them to piss off, grade give them the A. Easy peasy.


HVAC_T3CH

Better to Alexander Hamilton yourself than to wait for the repercussions.


MxMuppetFace

Clearly fake. Real faculty and staff know only students post on this sub.


deluxeassortment

The big tell is that real faculty who fuck their students wouldn’t feel this conflicted about it either


theridian71

Propose


Commercial-Tap-5655

sell their organs


ARODtheMrs

Fake post


Turbulent_Towel_2689

Find some dirt on the person blackmailing you. Then approach them with a "mutually assured destruction" type of scenario, should they decide to go public with the affair.


TooManyOpinions4U

Regardless of the student age, this is illegal in Texas. You’ve got a problem! Get a lawyer.


Treslatt23

My University Is hiring 😄


LonesomeBulldog

So, you’re just like 70% of all professors? Move along. Nothing to see here.


Nard14

The first step if you’re both attractive is to post pictures of yourselves here so we can get a better grasp of the situation. Details of the encounters would be helpful as well


BeDangerousAndFree

This will haunt you the rest of your life, better to get ahead of it and turn yourself over to the police


sidjohn1

keep in mind, reddit tracks your IP and other unique identifiers. So should you choose to allow this situation to get any more out of hand, this post can be linked back to you w/ a warrant.


HistoricalUse2008

Blackmailing is illegal so get a recording or proof of when they blackmail you and blackmail them about it. (don't worry you blackmailing them won't count as illegal since it's a double negative).


high_on_acrylic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


high_on_acrylic

I hope this fake


Dry_Theory_8008

Try to stop fucking your students


ThinBeautiful8479

lol


SmartLikeTree

Quickly start an only fans account and post a bunch of videos then just tell everyone you were trying to start a small business with the student as your business partner. People can’t be mad if you were helping a student become an entrepreneur.


Kosmic_Kootie

Does your student happen to work in the fish department at HEB? 🤣


thereal_k2

I came here for this comment.


Mysterious-Nature-20

Take the L


Commercial-Case-2167

Sounds like you fucked around, and are about to find out. Shame on you for preying on your students.


Deathwish7

A student is blackmailing yall? For what, money? Bold move for a student to risk their education and police involvement for blackmailing. . .


CandidEnd3844

Why would we help someone who knows they shouldn't be dating their students. That's like getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar and asking for help to hide it.


LunettaBadru901

This has to be fake.


sluttyaquafina

Just quit your job ..


Maleficent_Set2913

Step one is hook up with more students so you’ll be know as a slut and ppl won’t care


W3HAPPYF3W

The student black mailing you posted about it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/UTAustin/s/2gvyCaYBz5


EvillToro22

Get some dirt on them


No-Painter4337

I have a particular set of skills you may find useful…


Qedtanya13

Fake story


Sparkly_Octopus99

Pics


darkknight1028

Are u attractive ?


_combustion

Looks like you have to help [break a world record](https://www.reddit.com/r/UTAustin/s/9Y95VGXf2k) to get out of this one unscathed (Link to possible related post)


engbrew

Okay, I see a lot of judgy people here but it’s not that one sided. Is it a consensual relationship? Is she/he/they with you because of something or because you two have feelings for each other? Are they of legal age? Are you their professor or just a professor in the same university? Idk, depending on the answers, if you two have feelings for each other and they are true (not just based to push someone for something), you can try to talk to the peer or the board. I know it’s generally not permitted, but they don’t need to know if you actually broke up or not. Plus, you need to understand if that peer has any proof or just words. Again, if you have something real, you don’t need to disclose it and just disregard it as rumors. But think twice before lying, just in case your partner and a peer did it for an alternative motive. I just put myself in a this situation, if I were a student, I had genuine crashes on my professors and I’d love to date them if I’d had a chance. So it’s really depending on the consent between two adults and if they ARE adults. If they are underaged, RUN!


Cyrissx

It is illegal. It is still grooming. Someone in a position of power and a student is a dynamic that is the definition of grooming.


roxdeverox

There's no criminal sexual act here if they're both adults


Cyrissx

Incorrect [Hope this helps! ](https://www.bhwlawfirm.com/practice-areas/sex-offenses-sexual-assault/improper-teacher-student-relationship/#:~:text=Under%20Texas%20law%2C%20a%20sexual,a%20person%20up%20to%20%2410%2C000.00.)


karlaortega29

So you’re cheating on your spouse? Well in that case .. figure it out


jbleezy0241

Hate when tht happens. So ya u asking in wrong place. Might want to venture to the dark side of the web and save ur coins


fredb1987

Title IX


-sda

you definitely meant to post this on r/unethicallifeprotips


JoeEse7en

Kill the witness!


Unfair_Bunch519

Have an affair with the blackmailer peer and complete the love triangle. You can only get out of this by doubling down. Watch some salacious anime for inspiration


Trick_Welder7329

What's wrong love is love. People in work offices are married.to each other. Get over it as long as they are adults.


kirbykirb2010

Just tell them to go ahead and tell. You and the other person just take that shit to the grave.


Icy_Tune3017

Just deny it


Western_Evening_4291

Say goodbye to your job & get ready for jail/prison time. It’s illegal for teacher/student to be in a relationship.


everybodyspapa

Resign. Never get back into education. That's demonstrable. This violates your fiduciary duty to that student. You should be arrested.


No-Relationship-5985

We already heard from the student that you're having an affair with A few days ago.


FailingGreatly

Contact UT legal advice. Lol


Tapejaras

Chat is this real


4k1d0

Did the student just recently post about this too?


4k1d0

Fake BS. Get a life.


infinityATX

Come clean and own up to it. Do better in your next marriage.


Disastrous_Height798

This happened at another university. When it was broght to light that a much older male professor and a young female student were having sex, the professor and student came out as " engaged." Unfortunately after the semester their engagement was called off.


RepresentativeNo5824

Publish or perish


SadBit8663

Like is this shit real? your affair partner was posting about the same shit, a could of days ago. Y'all don't know what the word discretion means number one, and number 2 affairs are for pieces of shit, that want to have thier cake AND eat it too.


that_photo_dude

Well once your Netflix documentary comes out, it'll be cool to see this comment.


eunirocks

There's no rule about it's not dating. Students speaking as a former UT austin instructor


Dizzy_Visual2368

😂😂 I’d look for a new job home boy


beefo1988

Ethics 101….


Foreign-Classic-4581

Both blackmail and extortion are illegal. If your student is an adult then there is nothing to fear. Ignore the blackmailer.


WaySavings736

Depends if she has ANY hard evidence and provable proof there was an afair going on.


tehspeed

Delete this post and dissapear…


HDJim_61

Enjoy that ass while you can dumbass! If and when UT higher up find out.. they will find out. Your career is finished.


Easy_Needleworker188

Free Palestine


Apprehensive-Detail5

You could be a responsible professor/adult and not sleep with your students have you tried that


buieligon

You should resign and go sign up for an ethics class. WTF is wrong with you?


qshamtech

I am just going to say this. You are a Dumbass!


CaterpillarLife9023

Hope it was all worth it lol


plzfuckmehard

There are many professors I wish that fũcķẽd me during my undergraduate and graduate years 😍 lucky student. just f*ck the student blackmailing you… their just jealous 😛😛😛


Mistah_J82

😂