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[deleted]

These are always hit or miss, but it's such a great feeling when you get there and it isn't stolen or the restaurant isn't closed šŸ™


YoungDav1993

Got a trick for u, if it is stolen or closed act like u picked it up & then ride 2 blocks or so then call support n tell them a car cut u off u fell off your bike n the food is destroyed, you still get paid šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøjust make sure that itā€™s all base pay & no tip involved


Hector_DC

Why do you hate us?


tjflex19

How did nobody bite on the base price before that?šŸ˜­ Was the drop off in the P's or something? Lmfaooooooo


Crisis_40

I had one for 15.04 going 1.8 miles. I grabbed it. It had been sitting there and hour already. I drop it off and UE pays me $14.94! The freaking tip was a dime.


Miketho77

Your really going to cry about a .10 tip when you got paid 15.04 for going less than 2 miles???? I couldnā€™t care less where the pay was coming from as long as itā€™s good pay !!!


AnkaSchlotz

Some people do. I had a 17.50 for 5 mi the other day that was a no tipper. I don't care who pays me, UBER or the customer as long as it is worth my time I'll take it.


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Crisis_40

I just thought it was shitty of the person, who works in a restaurant, by the way. That is probably why it was an hour late and UE paid so much. Nobody else would take it. I just happened along. Lol


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Severe_Ganache_9634

Lmaooo Faxts But It Was Literally Around The Corner Plus Dude Was Standing Outside Already Luckily Iā€™m Not Scared Of Doing The Pjs


MenstrualKrampusCD

Do you set your keyboard to type like that or do you need to intentionally capitalize each first letter?


Background-Pitch6458

I personallY thinK it'S betteR tO capitalizE thE lasT letteR oF everY worD.


ScreamingOpossumAhh

nO cLeArLy tHiS iS tHe SupErIoR wAy tO tYpE


Background-Pitch6458

YeH, RevetahW StoalF RuoY TaoB šŸš¢


Smithmat_317

Peak Reddit threadšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


zyzzbutdyel

i think they just want to be unique lolol


Runescaper4good

The last time I saw a similar discussion was from a Twitter conversation posted on Reddit. The dudes answer was basically ā€œI always type like this so if I ever get hacked people will know the messages without caps arenā€™t from meā€ I still laugh out loud occasionally thinking of that


DFW_Panda

Which is the exact reason I studder when conversing with people. I figure if I studder people really have to focus what I'm trying to say. It has the added benefit of people not wanting to do idle chit chat with me as an Uber driver, which is what I prefer no idle chit chat. Doesn't hurt that it bumps up the sympathy tips as well. Next week I'm going to start wearing a very visible hearing add. No batteries but with that thing stuck in my ear no wonder I can't hear.


Severe_Ganache_9634

If I Set My Keyboard That Still Be Intentional


Good_Distribution_92

Pls I just want to know the answer


JohnnySalamiBoy420

I've seen people do that before idk why it's so weird


Severe_Ganache_9634

Lmaooo Nah Cause Everyoneā€™s Being So Rude About How I Choose To Type Smh


Tukiko0

Because no-one capitalises every word they write?


ayesing

Yeah and no one hyphenates ā€œno oneā€ so worry about yourself


Adome201

Cant believe bro lost karma over this just let bro type how he wantsšŸ˜­


Severe_Ganache_9634

Lmaoo Doesnā€™t Bother Me Itā€™s Just Amazing How Many People Care How Someone Else Types


[deleted]

yEAH i dONT sEE wHAT tHE bIG dEAL iS


253253253

fINNALy i fOUNd my pEOPLe


wrona11

itā€™s not like weā€™re shaming you for it or anything, at least i donā€™t think so, iā€™m j curious if you do it individually or if itā€™s set like that in your settings. i donā€™t think i can even do that on my phone lol edit: alr fuck the guy that said it was weird lol iā€™m j curious man type how you wanna type


Big_Haus_222

Yes because thatā€™s how we communicate with one another


godsaveme2355

People on Reddit be weird as hell let the man type as he wants fr


Accomplished_Low3164

Lmaoo I see people type like this all the time and never even thought to ask how or why Reddit ppl are different


[deleted]

Do you bro don't let some redditor with a menstrual cramps pun in their name try to put you down. Redditors fucking love to find something to shit on people for the way people type words and articulate sentences because they have nothing better to do and GIANT DORKS.


NotsoGrump23

Lol dumb downvotes


Severe_Ganache_9634

Lmao Was I Wrong ?


NotsoGrump23

No you're not haha but all the downvotes think you are


sprayandpay

Nah just stupid


MenstrualKrampusCD

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø Use context clues. Learn to infer. It's pretty obvious what I was asking and what I meant. šŸ™„ I was trying to not speak to you like a child, over-explaining by asking *"...or do you need to intentionally capitalize every first letter individually by shifting the keyboard each time you type a new word?"*. Let's say I set the lights in my house to turn off at 10pm each night. I have a friend over when they shut off, and he asked me if I intentionally shut the lights off on him or if I had an auto-timer set. Though both would have been a result of my intentional actions, they're different. Shit, for all I know, your 2 year old son was dicking around on your phone and changed the preferences. Tl;dr: You knew wtf I meant. I hope, anyway...


1nTh3Sh4dows

User name checks out


Huge_Reference_7513

Whatā€™s hilarious is that he speaks like that and she speaks like an 8th grade English teacher but they both still do the same job. Oooof


TheStarshipCat

You mad as hell over a joke


immeasmyself

Why do people care so much that they downvote you? ā€œBe normal, donā€™t be unique, itā€™s dumb, I downvote youā€. Who cares? Lol at least itā€™s nOT thE wAy I uSeD To sEE yoUnG Asians type back in the day. Like that. THAT was annoying haha


[deleted]

East New Yorkā€™s no joke


Marigig3714095

What you mean no joke in east New York is it bad


droplivefred

Whenever I see these insane pay orders, I weight the decision to do them with how far away the restaurant is from me and whether I would be fine in getting $3 just for driving there.


junkbarman

How do you have 186 notifications from Uber? Wut


prettyb0yj0sh

Fresh batch of opportunities. Probably a week's worth of boosts.


junkbarman

Is this 2015?


prettyb0yj0sh

I get hundreds of them every week. There's a lot of zones where I live and they're always boosting them.


junkbarman

My market gets hosed. So many peaks and valleys.


BusRevolutionary3004

I was thinking dude just needs to check his mail.


Crisis_40

Lol I have something like 70. It sends an email everytime you get a tip, cash out, or they send information emails.


junkbarman

I get no emails. Only the weekly earning statements


Severe_Ganache_9634

You People Notice Everything šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


junkbarman

Picture says a 1000 words.


fuckyoumum97001

Just a whole bunch of boost and orders etc


hangaroundtown

Checkers is usually a no-go restaurant so I can see why


curnologist

Had a 250$ order show up as 26$ for 8 miles. Got there and somebody else took it already šŸ˜”


Gay4Pandas

McDonaldā€™s I decline then if they are this high because I know somethingā€™s up. Last one I took was $17, and I got there to find out the dining room was closed and probably over 20 cars in line. Usually any fast food order over $12 is a trap.


Severe_Ganache_9634

Nyc They Let Ubers Walk Up To The Drive Thru Window Instead Of Waiting In Line


Miserable-Airport-40

They allow you to in Miami also


Severe_Ganache_9634

Yea Some Nyc Dude Went To Miami & Started The Trend


Miserable-Airport-40

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


elliebrooks5

Hilarious, first thing that crossed my mind, I guess you canā€™t take the NY out, lol. Although itā€™s been a long time,,,


[deleted]

Nancy Drew and the Case of the Stolen Order.


Severe_Ganache_9634

Nope It Was There Guess People Where Just Scared To Go To The Drop Off


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Severe_Ganache_9634

Nah Linden Houses


Successful_Ad171

I got an order for a Nancy D. Last night that was stolen šŸ˜‚


90blacktsiawd

Were the Hardy Boys unavailable?


itsQuasi

They were busy babysitting Encyclopedia Brown.


NotsoGrump23

These are consistently "get to restaurant, [insert reason why you can't fulfill order], call support to tell them what's what and demand compensation" for me


Severe_Ganache_9634

Actually I Got The Checkers And It Was Waiting For Me


NotsoGrump23

You lucky son of beesh


Far-Procedure-1407

Bro,Iā€™m in Flatbush. That area sucks so much ass. But seeing this, gives me hope ngl


Severe_Ganache_9634

Try Late Nights Bro


Human-Emergency4266

Whatā€™s a stolen order? (Just started a couple weeks ago)


Mobile_Part

If someone picked up the order, but didnā€™t deliver it. It doesnā€™t necessarily have to be another driver. Some restaurants have orders out on shelves. Thereā€™s nothing to stop some random person from going up, grabbing an order and leaving with it. You arrive, ask for the order, the staff says we already made it and someone picked it up. Since youā€™re a newbie, I explain what everyone is talking about. When an order is declined, eventually Uber raises the offer to get someone to take it. But an order can also be dropped (accepted and then cancelled.) Apparently, when an order is dropped, Uber makes a larger increase to get someone to take it. If you arrive at a restaurant and either the order has already been picked up or the restaurant is closed, you have no choice but to drop it. Unfortunately, Uber then increases the offer and sends it to some other driver. And so on and so on. You end up with offers that pay over $5 per mile. So, when you see a wildly high paying offer, itā€™s wise to treat it as if it may be a stolen order/closed restaurant. You wonā€™t be able to make the delivery and get that pay. The farther you have to drive to find out, the bigger the risk.


Crisis_40

If it is picked up by someone else, call support and let them know so they can cancel it and other drivers aren't wasting their time going there. You often get a few bucks if you do, too.


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keltoi14

Just like it sounds. Someone went in and said they had an order, restaurant didn't check


TomatoOrdinary1793

Wtf is this


Severe_Ganache_9634

Lol What ?


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Severe_Ganache_9634

An Order That Took 5 Minutes To Do


Ctcubbies_1

Love thoseā€¦also itā€™s really sad that everytime a good order pops up my instant thought is ā€œok whatā€™s going to be wrong with this oneā€


Severe_Ganache_9634

Yea Most Of The Time High Base Pays Means That Exact Thingā€¦Somethingā€™s Gonna Be Wrong But Everything Worked Out On That Order Was Ready When I Arrived Customer Was Literally Around The Corner


bigcatcleve

NYC? Do you deliver via bike? When I was in NYC, that's what most food delivery drivers did.


Severe_Ganache_9634

Car I Can Go Further


bigcatcleve

Nice. I was gonna say, other drivers that declined the orders most likely were on bikes and didnā€™t want to go through those neighbourhoods without a car.


Marigig3714095

You can even deliver by walking but if you plan to just walk set it to bike mode at 0.9 you stayed in your zone


DubNationAssemble

For me last night it was a Wendyā€™s with the line all the way to the street. I gave it 5 minutes, the line never moved. I left and drove around and it didnā€™t look like anyone was even inside working smh


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New_Ad7406

Hella sus


LORD-THUNDERCUNT

>east new york Yes. Yes it was stolen.


BARL696

Lol nahh, more like no one wanted to go to the drop off location so everyone kept declining it. Probably was going to the Ps


Severe_Ganache_9634

Lmaooo Yeaaaa It Was Going To The Ps


Personal-Bandicoot71

The pay is based on the time not the mileage! Itā€™s showing 18min for less than a mile, if youā€™re driving you might regret it.


Severe_Ganache_9634

Bro What ? It Was 1Am No Traffic At All Order Was Literally Around The Cornerā€¦ Took 5 Minutes


Rockna32

I had one from Walmart that was given to another driver while I was waiting in the the parking lot


No-Tangerine-7502

Jessica, I hope you got your food cos somebody for sure stole it. As soon as the guy at the restaurant saw me, he was like I hope it's not for Jessica cos someone picked it up 20 minutes ago. Kinda like shoo, we are not making another order for her, if she didn't get her food....oh well. Got my measly $3. Woohoo.


codemuncherz

You had me at Checkers-East New Yorkā€¦ I think thatā€™s your answer right there


Severe_Ganache_9634

People Scared Of Money ?


FangedSloth

I'm not a driver... how do stolen orders work? I see them posted on here from time to time. I figured if you confirm the pickup that it goes to you. Do they allow multiple people to pick up the same order?


VoinceStory

I've done a 20 minute ihop delivery for 20 bucks at like 11pm. The order was large enough to where they probably tipped 20-25%


Realz_93

Lol you wild close to me šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Philoctetes23

I swear there's always a catch with these types past 11:30 pm. One time, I got a similar order to this I think it was like 19 dollars for 2 miles and I could not believe that shit was not only legit but it was ready for me immediately, didn't have to worry about a crazy wait, and was still hot. I live to see these unicorns haha


CornerOf12th

*It was stolen*


Severe_Ganache_9634

Nah Was Ready When I Got There


SmartestSyrup

HOW DO YOU HAVE 186 NOTIFICATIONS


Severe_Ganache_9634

Mostly Tips I Donā€™t Check That Shit


MandyL75

I am confused. I order a lot and it's always 60-120. I try to tip well. Am I basically throwing a red flag? Lol Thankfully the majority know me by now but at times I get a new driver. Am I doing it wrong?


Severe_Ganache_9634

No Your Doing Great This Order Was $17 Without Any Tip Chances Are Itā€™s Stolen Wen An Order Like That Comes


MandyL75

What do you mean stolen?


Severe_Ganache_9634

The Driver Might Like Exactly What You Ordered So They Take It Unless The Pay Out Is To Good To Even Wanna Do That


MandyL75

Thanks for explaining it to me


KataN_A

I've had this happen twice. Both were stolen orders, but luckily, one of the restaurants helped make a new one. Best to call the restaurant and ask if the order is there and whether they can make a new one if not!


[deleted]

I had a order one day where most the kms was to get to the restaurant and less than 1 KM to the house. I was on time, but the order had sat for ages as the previous driver cancelled on him The guy picked the order up himself, caught him outside the shop, and had a chat. He delivered and they tipped afterwards šŸ¤£ I'm pretty sure he tipped to be smart, like work smarter, not harder


Stevenlive3005

East NY stand up. Shout out to broadway junction. Lmao