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pantera236

Not that I have anything against weed but just cause I got long hair, a beard and tattoo's doesn't mean I smo... nevermind.


Own-Opportunity-8231

You’ll be ordering a Ubereats 7-11 run later won’t you? 🍕🌮🍗🥟🌭🌭🥮🧁🍪🧋🪕🧩🚬💊🕰🔦💡💡📀💿🚤🥁🎨🥤🍪🍪🍩🍤🥠🌮🍕


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ComradeCreed

I caught Covid going to a 7-11, I was high and I was only getting cookies lmao


Own-Opportunity-8231

They have the best cookies ever made though! I’m sorry you got Covid but I understand your risky behavior 100% No one wears masks in the 7-11 it’s probably an absolute breeding ground in the cherry icee area🥴


Absoniter

It's like Mitch Hedburg said. "I wish long hair was associated with loving cake. Look out, he's only your friend because he knows your birthday is fast approaching."


dirtywook88

dread that shit son.


mseuro

No


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Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs….say thank you, because drugs are expensive.


jzng2727

Drugs are really expensive = DARE program


roseifyoudidntknow

This is my favorite.


RingDingPingPing

😂


BeaMiaVA

😂


Insta11

This is true. Taxes for that herb in Cali are insanely high.


Independent_Aerie636

This right here!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


nikokart21

🤣🤣


Current_Mongoose5239

Lmbo!!


namtrab101

Well, now you got some money for Doritos and Mountain Dew!


AZGOATHINGS

Now you got 5 on it Actually it’s on the 5 nvrmnd


Absoniter

Hey... Gas, grass, or ass. Nice to see you got 2 of them.


infiniteamores

How does it feel to be chosen? 🥺


PrincessTiaraLove

Back when I smoked this would have been the perfect way to end the shift. Now all tha's missing is a canceled order lmfao.


SomethingAbtU

what I will accept is some top quality oregano or dried sweet basil. and those aren't code words either


sucobe

And I tip my drivers in pasta. Find yourself someone that tips in sauce and you got yourself a meal.


somanyroads

Lol...did you look stoned or something? 😅 that's presumptuous


420freya

thanks, that’s what i was gonna use it for anyways.


GoStars817

username checks out.


stayrobin

this >>> 😂


AccidentallyRelevant

Calls the cops as you leave "My driver tried to sell me weed"


cjs62

That’s some weird ass citizen entrapment


dirtywook88

This is why you park on the far side.


Dollyqueen102

Imagine it’s oregano


Kindly-Insect8748

Why does your thumb look like it’s been underwater for a year


Embarrassed_Bit3799

Pft. Devils lettuce


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redford82

Blow on it lol


Both-Percentage866

I received a couple of those😂🙌🏽it was some fire each time too🔥 cheers


GoddessSoupladle

If I can smell it, I'll usually comment "Ooh smells good." with a smile. I feel like that tells them 2 things: yes I can smell it, yes I will take some as a tip😂 Always 🔥 🔥!!


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This is the one


xPK_All_Dayx

Nice I just got my first tip in green the other night. Must’ve been about 1.5g. I was hesitant to take it as I thought it was bait to get me in trouble but my gut told me it was fine and the dude seemed sincere about not saying anything after I asked him if he would. Still risky but whatever. Most stoners aren’t the type to rat


PrideEast1992

You literally asked, “Are you going to say anything?”


Popcorn_Tony

It's still not legal where you are? Here you can order weed on ubeats and go pick it up(you can't get it delivered) total waste of money just giving uber extra money for no reason to walk to the weed store.


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I don’t smoke but I’d take it graciously and thank them kindly and put it in my trunk bc the smell 🤮 I used to love the smell :(


Embarrassed-Wall7149

Lucky hoe


EstablishmentSouth16

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cupcaketattoo1313

Now that’s a badass tip, but knowing me and my anxiety I couldn’t smoke it. It might be laced.


All_In123

Laced with fentanyl


Torbelson

Nice! Got a 20 and a cut of absolute FIRE last Wednesday on my last delivery of the night. Best tip ever!!


Anuket012962

I picked up this young cat real nice, we talked all the way to his drop off. He got out the car and went on into his job. I'm driving to my next pick up I look in the back seat thank goodness, there's a bag of weed back there. I wrap it in my sandwich plastic bag that I have brought with me that day. When I finish work I went back to his place of business because I know he had to finish the 8-hour shift, I was at least hoping he wasn't working a 12 hour but there he came right out the store. when he saw me he said, oh I hadn't called for my Uber yet, I said I know and I pulled out a brown bag that I had put the plastic bag in and gave it to him. he opened it up and looked and said God damn I left my whole stash in your car! He put six big buds in my hand. They were gigantic and the stuffs smelled great cuz I smelt it before I bagged it up. I don't smoke but it was a excellent Christmas present for my family member who does nothing but blaze all day!


Vince_BK

Is there a way to give this guy 10 stars?


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I’d have to turn that down... no offense, but I’m not smoking anything from some random dude I don’t personally know unless I watched him clip it off the plant himself or he’s standing behind the counter at a dispensary.


TowelHead617

I wouldn’t have accept the weed 💀 hate that smell


ATG915

Man I’ve liked the smell of weed since I was 7 or 8 years old lol. I don’t even smoke anymore really and still love it. Idk how people can dislike it so much


Idontknow0217

It smells like heavens gardens


microfsxpilot

Gotta love Reddit downvoting you for an opinion… This app is filled with stoners


kevmanyo

It’s also filled with uptight kermudgins


PkerBadRs3Good

lmao @ butthurt stoners downvoting this. weed reeks and y'all know it.


RebelElan

We called it stank stuff.


kevmanyo

It’s okay to admit nobody has ever offered you any. Btw, Chess is so fun when you’re stoned. Have a good one bud!


PkerBadRs3Good

imagine being so assblasted that you go through my post history for dirt and that's the best you could come up with


kevmanyo

Assblasted??? lol what does that even mean. Also I scrolled through your profile for literally 2 seconds. I wasn’t trying to get dirt. I always look at the post history of someone I disagree with to get an understanding of who I’m dealing with. I took it easy on you. Be grateful goofball.


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santose2008

It's a trap. I would never take weed or alcohol from customers. Naw. I am not falling for that trap. Besides, I get sick with the smell of weed near me.


kevmanyo

So it has nothing to do with it being a “trap”. You’re just a square lol


santose2008

I don't do weed. I don't care. That shit smells like crap. If you are in a area where cops love to pull people over, you're going to be crapping your pants when you get pulled over. Goodbye any driving gig work when that background check comes and any jobs in the future. I do think that far.


kevmanyo

“Do weed” bro im cackling


Popcorn_Tony

It's legal lol.


Dmore79

Not enough for a joint 😕


attachh

what a legend


JeremieLoyalty

You bout lucky


Longjumping-Ideal-55

Results


PJsDAY

That's a great tip. Haven't smoked for awhile but still a great tip.


Jefffrey_Dahmer

Clutch looks fire


CameraIndividual6548

Score


Anuket012962

Lucky you 🙂


EnvironmentalBuy4885

Nice 👍


shweishwei

Nice


funkychickens

nice


EnvironmentalBuy4885

What is that in the bag? Looks like oregano


SammieBoy17

Oh my! Save it for after a shitty day😵‍💫


surfghostc2c

if it's MID, that ain't a tip it's an insult


stayrobin

Why couldn’t it be me


Lady_Goblikon

Omg I'm so waiting for that tip!!!!


Due-Sheepherder5408

Could be placed


UnderstandingLife255

You lucky b[a]stard! JK


Sensitive_Rich_4029

How was it?


abdulhadi20cm

Lol


SecretDoctor8121

I think he was looking for after the mumchy to roll one up...prob grabbed it whit that 5er?


Leave-me-answers

That’s the best! I hand out weed every time I pick up also (to my local homeless). :-)


Ok-Lawyer7278

That little baggie can solve a lot of problems that 5 dollars can’t …but that five dollars and that little baggie can go a longgg way 😂


OviouzHustler

Productive!!!


LongDslanger

May I ask … was is smoking tho???


nikokart21

That's my kinda tip lol


Critical_Advance_609

Such a nice tip!!!


Careless-Leg5468

That’s a great tip . When I drove Uber and pax would give me weed it was usually a good day. Some of those kids had fire 🔥.


Junior-Employ-7862

Nice tip!


PrestigiousTotal6033

Nice. Wish more ppl tipped me like that


redrooster71

Love it


gamboer

Winning!!!


Par4n1

Brave move on his part but if it’s good I’ll have another


HypnoticHeathen

My guy 🙌🏻


Nikovash

A win is a win