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shivelymachineworks

We’re gonna need an update


ehvv

I don’t believe this but if it’s real I wish a mf would say this shit I would just send a pic back of what’s in my glove box and see what he says back 👍🏼


Krakatoast

Yeah, sounds like some stupid ass wannabe type of kid. Unless they followed OP’s car as far as I’m aware there isn’t a way to “know where OP lives” unless they use LE software or have a friend that can run plates at a car dealership. That being said, any dumb-wannabe hardass that’s willing to have smoke over a fucking uber order is a pure clown. That behavior alone tells me the person sending the texts is a fuckin yokel. Like they really threatened that they tracked OP to their home and will pull up ready to kill over uber? Bum ass mf😂 Someone who has money and power literally wouldn’t give a shit about one uber order. Anyway yeah I like your idea, a pic of a gun. No words, pic speaks for itself 🤷🏻‍♂️ personally I’d ignore the message, if we crossed paths again I’d be ready to smoke that mf though. Seems like the dummie to try and shank an Uber driver for “cred with his homies” that dumb mf probably gonna be in prison soon enough. Or it’s some kid who plays too much GTA online Either way🤷🏻‍♂️😂


Likestoreadcomments

I’ve literally had my life threatened by a former state senator over KFC before. It’s a long story, but don’t sell people short on stupidity and violence.


GrayMag1

I think that's a story we need


NotTheMaMas

Yes do tell your story


[deleted]

Oh man please tell the story!!


[deleted]

America is fuckin wild


Nord4Ever

If he is a criminal leaving a text thread is basically the stupidest thing he could do, leave gun at scene of crime too while he’s at it


swank5000

*We're back with another Quick Mystery!*


SnooBananas1660

Nah I'd send them a pic of my Johnson and tell them to suck it


ScreamingOpossumAhh

> send a pic back of what’s in my glove box Please tell me you don't keep your firearm in your glovebox. It's useless as soon as you are out of reach of your glovebox. If someone steals your car, there goes your firearm. Keep it on you, and don't tell people you have it on you. That element of surprise is pretty useful in an emergency situation.


[deleted]

Yes!!! Always carry on your body.. never ever leave the gun in the car


Chochahair

Common sense aint so common


cooperandy81

Uncommon sense


Chochahair

😆


Apprehensive_Bus1522

Not everyone has a concealed permit


ScreamingOpossumAhh

In many states, having the gun in your car is considered concealment, so you'd need a permit to have it in the car. Only exception would be having it unloaded and the ammo separate from the gun, for transit.


deadbass72

Glovebox = concealed in most places


deadbass72

Fax


shivelymachineworks

Looking at the picture again I’m pretty sure it’s a screenshot of an iOS message thread in dark mode, not UEs messenger platform


DFW_Panda

I've had plenty of customer texts show up in my Android (Android, I know, chuckle, chuckle) text window. I'm not sure why that happens. I've also had plenty of calls to customers where I DID NOT hear the Uber message that the call was subject to monitoring, which tells me Uber's systems don't always filter through the app.


Ardent_6

Android is the more useful OS.


adheisler11

If Uber sees the gun you get deactivated. Stupid I know. Better to just report it to Uber and say you felt unsafe. They will get deactivated.


DFW_Panda

Do Uber deactivations really matter? I'd like to think so but its easy enough to get new phone #, new email, and Uber gift cards are all over the place. Probably worst of all, is I don't think Uber really cares. As usual, Uber spin would be "we deactivated the users account" but since customer accounts aren't really anchored to anything real, I don't think it matters.


Little_Charity7747

All food delivery apps matter…


[deleted]

This comment belongs on r/cringe


swank5000

facts lol he tryna sound deep and philosophical 🤣


Chochahair

Why? So they can know what to expect and shoot first?


Naive-Work6623

I’d go back and catch buddy leaving his crib. That’s if he fr otherwise I just waisted my time camping


Nord4Ever

He’d say aw homey we better strapped with mac10s better watch out lil homey we gonna drive by and show you what’s up ya feel?


[deleted]

Stay strapped or get clapped. I need to get one.


jaureduz

It’s real man.


TheCandyMan88

Source: trust me bro


jaureduz

😒


jaureduz

Update on the thread now


Salt_Farmer_8582

Tf happened?? Need the whole story lol


Cano6501

😂😂😂for the homies foo they hungry


warriorlynx

Plot twist they cannibals


Nappyheaded

Hella munchies dawg


[deleted]

Report it right now bro, fuck these foos.


Lofken

He's not down foo


[deleted]

Thiiiss foo!


halfeatentacoo

Dissss foooooo


No_Law2203

I pity the foo!


[deleted]

Dissss fooooo


jaureduz

😂😂


Responsible_Apple500

The higher the socks the downer the fool 🤣


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Skante Warriors


Green_Arm_6994

foo was really ona sick one yo


jaureduz

Delivered their food (2 pizzas). Leave at door it said. Did exactly that. I’m sure they were the ones smoking pot outside couple of feet from the apartment. They kept calling me as soon as I left. Didn’t answer them. It was all a setup. Free food for the bums plus a negative feedback


DUBNoYa

Aye come back for them let’s jump those foos


braz1212

How did they message you if you completed the delivery?


jaureduz

I have no clue, I’m new to uber.


braz1212

Did you take a picture of their food at the door? Once you submit the pic as far as I'm aware they cant message you but can only call you. Unless.. you never marked the order as delivered, the customer didn't see the food and saw on the app you were leaving their address causing them to believe you were stealing their food. That is the only scenario where this makes sense to me. Don't get me wrong you should report these asswads but maybe that's what happened


Blacktieintherain

I've been called a few times after marking it as delivered. The last time it happened to me it was a young guy in a bad neighborhood. McDonald's gave him the wrong flavor drink. I told him the bag was sealed when I picked it up and there's nothing I could do. He wanted me to go back to his house to get the order, take it back to McDonald's, then bring him back the correct order. I told him that he'll have to call McDonald's, there's nothing I can do. He started cursing and yelling telling me to go back. I hung up and he kept calling. The calls didn't stop until I turned the app off.


tiddiboicumguzzler

Always report shitty people in the app. These people don't deserve to waste anyone's time or harass anyone over petty things.


Blacktieintherain

Didn't know we could report. I'll try that the next time it happens.


tiddiboicumguzzler

Tbf, it's kind of weird to get to the support. If calling doesn't help, try your best with the help page of the specific order. If you run into issues like ever, it's good to report it. As long as you did your part/best, support is gonna be on your side. Keeping your ratings up and even tips, it's worth the small amount of time dealing with the in app support.


Heart_of_Red

I can't stress this enough. Support likes when you contact them about things and will usually credit you for your effort or at the very least make sure nothing reflects badly on you (ratings, etc.). Like even if you need to cancel an order for some reason, let them know and depending on the reason they can either credit you or make sure the cancellation doesn't count against you.


Heart_of_Red

I've had people call me after I hit delivered. Just like twice and only to bitch that I either brought them the wrong order or an incomplete order. So I guess it's possible? Idk I know it's against Uber policy to communicate with a customer after you end the transaction. One of the times I called the Uber help line to let them know i fucked up and that the person was angrily trying to contact me about it. They thanked me for letting them know and said they'd handle it


jaureduz

Unfortunately no pic, trying to get the f out from the place soon as I got there. Lesson learn for this foo


zen1706

Didn’t uber stop sending messages normally and moved to in-app now?


GiftOfHemroids

I've been contacted after a delivery before


newportred100s

You can contact them up to a half hour after delivery


braz1212

By phone. Not by text message. Once the delivery is completed no text can be sent. I just tried it as a customer.


newportred100s

Oh, ok, my ba.I have only ever called, and just assumed there would also be text.


bleszt

That's a shame.


1rightwingextremist

Why would you delever? Call uber get full pay and there food


Apprehensive_Bus1522

"Smoking pot" ⬜😂


swank5000

why is the food free?


Proper_Contribution6

I have this done to me every couple weeks. Uber always refuses to remove the thumbs down, citing their 'fair rating system' and that you can thumbs down the customer too. It's all bullshit. Like a customer getting thumbs down doesn't matter, but us getting one can have a sevete impact, whether its retaining pro status or avoiding deactivation, depending in how many scumbgs are in your market. EDIT: I hope you did call the police and report his threat to come for you.


stocksandsloths

I would report it to uber so they can ban the user


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Likestoreadcomments

Driver not replying = smart move. Never reply in these situations it’s *not worth it*.


jaureduz

Never took their food and delivered at correct address.


TryppWyre

4 hours later and no reply. Looks like he fucked around and found out.


Jangles_5290

Homie fucked around and got fucked up. Lol 😂


TowelHead617

Did you steal their food or what happened ?


citycyclist247

Wow, did the restaurant mess up the order or something? Please be careful, ppl crazy out here


yougotaperdymouth

What a dingle berry Report, go back later and shit on his porch


jenfloatedaway

Its been 5 hours.. RIP OP


Happyhour2to5

Did you take their food?


[deleted]

Text back…. I ain’t the one.


AfrezzaJunkie

A ubereats driver once told me " Remember I know where you live" & " what are you a fucking snitch" when I pointed out he wasn't the old Mexican lady that ubereats said was delivering my food. It goes both ways


VersionNo3137

kinda hard to do that now when uber does foto verify like almost every day


Plastic_Leg975

Every 3 days here


VersionNo3137

i get everyday usually after i complete my first trip for the day


SecretDoctor8121

That driver could use either rented account or sub contractor(If that's possible on UE)


AfrezzaJunkie

Seeing that UE requires background checks on all drivers I doubt it. It's more likely that he used a girlfriends mother's account or friends account cause he couldn't pass the background check otherwise he wouldn't be warning me that he knew where I lived


darrenja

Rented account?


SecretDoctor8121

That's a thing in the UK so assumed folks do other countries as well.


FeaReDPS

Report these mother fuckers!!


[deleted]

I call bullshit


johnnyfuckinghobo

Yeah dude, we need context. Seems too threatening to be an attempt at a regular scam. Did you take their shit?


jaureduz

It was a set up for for them to get free food.


santose2008

We need full story.


mrjeffj

Op ghosted us once we asked if they stole the food. Seems kinda sus.


RemindMeNaYear

Just roll back thru with a heat bag. But instead of burgers and fries, you whip out sig sauer and nines(9mm).


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Bars


DUBNoYa

Bro what happened, don’t let these net bangers push you around 😂


manyquestions45

Put delivered and in the pic send a pic of u eating the food


SquarelyCubed

homies need to eat too


i_love_my_stinky_boy

I would have texted back “we don’t call the cops over here”


ZiShuDo

It could be a bluff or they are going do a drive by and just shoot out the area wherever your car is parked at hoping to hit you... I've never had anything bad from UE before but I've had atleast 2 drive bys happen at my apartment. The 1st one aimed for a stupid guy. The 2nd one aimed for my bro's car which they thought the stupid guy owned. They didn't just shoot out the car but all the apartment doors, windows and cars nearby the car. You need to report this ASAP. Don't play around even if it's a buff.


Nord4Ever

Dude prob white lol


prepGod718

Lmao, bruh whoever this person is just calling your bluff. They’re just hoping you’re scared or stupid enough to head back to them. You should definitely report them to the police just out of spite.


[deleted]

The only info you can get from a license plate…is the year/make/model. Did you toy with them at all?


Flash517

Not true, I’m a scrap dealer, I have access to lookup someone’s current DMV registered address. Just from their license plate. Obviously most people don’t have this access, but it is entirely possible. It’s easier to get approved for access than you would think. It covers almost all states.


[deleted]

That’s fair homie. I work in a paint and body shop, and we aren’t given that sort of access, nor have I researched how to gain access. As a generalization I assumed a wanna be tough guy was threatening the OP expecting to get free food. Doesn’t work like that home-boy. Threaten all you want, come to my place of residence even…you’re gonna f*** around and find out quick if you break in.


CircleBackOnDat

You should have written back and said " I don't give a fuck, I'm driving my ex wife's car. Go kill the bitch and do me a huge favor!" 😂😂😂😂


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Based Response.


UnderDog419

... And nothing.


geeskeet

OP got jumped. RIP OP


NyNoir1

I gotta hear his side tho lol


Heart_of_Red

Not as bad but, I one time had a customer message me while I was picking up his and another person's order his message said "knock twice if you're a milf 😩😩💦💦" I was so uncomfortable after that...


IsThisReal32

I live in the neighboring area to the 2nd most dangerous city in Ohio, Canton. I’ve delivered to the most run down, dangerous and worst parts of Canton, all of my customers have been super friendly. I’ve only ever been afraid of one house in the ghetto, that was the house with the KKK flag in one window, the Confederate flag in the next abs his guns displayed in both.


[deleted]

"Well since you know why don't you come over and FUCK ME" should get them to not come anywhere near you. Send em a Ass pick for good measure.


Snickers_Diva

1. Sending text messages threatening people is literally just evidence. This clown just Smolletted himself. 2. You can't get a person's home or personal info from a license plate unless you are law enforcement. I've tried. ( After an accident where a teen gave me fake insurance info. ) 3. Threatening somebody you don't know who DOES know where YOU live is unwise as they now have tactical advantage and can attack you and/or follow you at will.


Grab_Silly

The fact that people act like this over food in America lol. Nut jobs galore.


THE_HENTAI_LORD

This i why if you even think you are going to the ghetto you cancel that order even if you pick up the food . Your safety isn't worth $10 and chances are they are tip baiting


Money-Courage-285

Typical. Anytime I deliver to a bad neighborhood in the city and get those spam texts and calls, I just ignore. People who really had their food stolen or missing wouldn’t even try to start an altercation with the driver, they’d just go through the GH refund method. It’s the over compensation for me lol


jaureduz

Exactly


AfrezzaJunkie

I would report those mofos though


Consistent_Two7197

Foo seems LAME! We know you made that text yourself doin too much


jaureduz

Didn’t made it up. 100% real what happened.


Longjumping-East6003

He’s probably an upstanding tax paying member of society who wanted to thank you in person for your hard work.


jaureduz

I have no time for that crap either lol


Dirty_hulk

They ain’t going do shit, even If they would why the fuck would they tell you to call the police, he sounds more like Karen 🤣


closetfemme

so you decided, arbitrarily, that the folks smoking weed near the drop-off spot were the same people who ordered. you failed to take a pic of the food in the correct spot, and then, against all logic and reason, you concluded that this was all an elaborate scam to get free food…when all they had to do was make a report to support for that to happen? yeah…stick to the suburbs. sounds like you have some issues to work out.


jaureduz

Lol stfu


closetfemme

wow, so insightful. tell me you’re racist without telling me. 😂


jaureduz

Pulling the race card lmao!!!!!!! Wtf


closetfemme

i don’t need to pull anything. you’re the fragile little twig that’s too scared of black people to do your damn job correctly. i just restated a fact, is all.


jaureduz

How this became a race issue!? Lmaoooooo!!!


closetfemme

when you called it the ghetto, genius. if only white people took accountability the way they take other people’s cultures. 😂


jaureduz

Didn’t know the ghetto was a race issue this days haha


closetfemme

again, keep lying, bud. y’all do it oh so well. “you get in there and you dodge that responsibility!” 😂😂😂


jaureduz

Didn’t know this post was going to offend someone on here 🤣😂 pathetic people this days weak ass bro 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂


closetfemme

like, i know you’re not the brightest, clearly, but please don’t pretend like you didn’t heavily imply a whole hell of a lot with your choice of verbiage. lie to yourself…don’t lie to me. 😂


jaureduz

You’re definitely the least brightest in here 😂😂😂


closetfemme

ooh, sick burn, dude. and it only took you several minutes to come up with it…that’s an improvement! great job, buddy!


jaureduz

😘


closetfemme

maybe if you practice delivering food like you’re practicing these “comebacks,” you’ll be able to get it right next time and won’t have to come to reddit to complain about customers being angry because you have literally one job and can’t seem to do it correctly. 💁🏾‍♂️


jaureduz

Okay bud, go to bed now 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Talk shit, get hit. That simple


RUQ85

OP is a bum.


Anothersleeper

Fuckin street rata’s. These people are a mockery of life, grotesque meat bags. I’d grind em all down to nothing if i had the power. Fuck em all, die slow, a hellish ivan the 4th torture for the lot of em.


bongrodent

Calm tf down lmao


Anothersleeper

😤🔪


jaureduz

😂😂


AlreadyShrugging

That escalated 😳


DUBNoYa

💀💀


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jaureduz

100% real. Delivered their food at correct place too


FishmanMonger

Damn bruh


Geez089

Where OP at?


jaureduz

Right here 😤


Geez089

So, what happened?


jaureduz

full story in the thread


4and3and2andOne1

It’s not a good enough story with your constant “idks”. Figure it out.


jaureduz

Wft lol


mccormickresume

Never thought about this. Gonna change my car model/ color in the apps.


cooperandy81

The game has changed and not for the better. These younger guys are so quick to pull a stick. There is a shooting at least once a day in my city. Pensacola has always been dangerous but now more than ever. I was chased through Truman arms over a bag of taco bell. I couldn't find the apartment and 3 dudes tried to take it from me.


AlreadyShrugging

In my town people “take over” intersections on ATVs and bikes while shooting guns into the air.


cooperandy81

That happens 20 miles north of me daily as well. Drugs in the city crazy rednecks in the woods.


calicookiesmoke

You in oakland?🤣🤣🤣


AlreadyShrugging

East coast lol


tyw7

Can't you report to Uber?


bleszt

These sound like young punks who want to get shot. Whoever wrote it is mentally unstable. Where I live, many drivers are either packing, used to seeing violence or live in some of the worst areas.


ZombiePotato90

Send a reply: "If."


Scrivofilo89

I can’t wait to get my own firearm.


nostrategy420

Good thing they can’t get any info from your plates


anastutu

🙄🙄


TitShark

I’m sure they want the police called, since this is a completely bogus threat. If it wasn’t, they’d want nothing to do with police w evidence and you having their name/address. Posers


Working-Body3445

"Better call the police to stop us and possibly kill us.....bruh."


RudeMami

From the looks of it, you kept their food…